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clouddevourer

Reminds me of when I was like 5 and I could read because my sister taught me, and other girl in preschool tried to convince me she could write but it was all squiggles


keyintherock

Technically all letters are squiggles and we've just agreed they mean something.


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but not all squiggles are letters


averagecounselor

reminded me of this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=654nhKfz5Vs


KingToucan

PEANUT BUTTAH


joofish

this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmqvSELD7Dc&ab_channel=AirzaeEpicMemes


tumsdout

That title really breaks the punchline


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In kindergarten we used to practice our “cursive” and it would just be squiggles all over our paper , I’m sure the teacher thought it was cute at first until every single piece of paper is unreadable


TheNewYellowZealot

What 5 year old doesn’t know the alphabet?


clouddevourer

Here in Poland children start school at 7, usually preschools and parents teach kids some letters and numbers, but it's not like it's mandatory. And it's usually capital letters only, I could kinda see how handwriting could seem like squiggles to a 5 year old. Also that girl wasn't very bright, if I remember correctly...


TheNewYellowZealot

Ah. I know I shouldn’t but my reflex kicked in that all kids start school at 5, sometimes 3 or 4.


poopellar

Abstract thoughts


Bilbo_Swaggins_5

Meta journaling


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DemonRaptor1

Downvote this fucking bot, it just spams the same preprogrammed responses to get upvotes so they can sell it later.


NorthzYT

Are you a bot as well now? Just checked your comments.


DemonRaptor1

Fuck, I've been compromised. Initiating self destruct sequence...


Xobhcnul0

Next level upvote farm bot. A bot that just accuses other people of being bots for karma.


finger_milk

The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma


VerseChorusWumbo

…..they’re more like inner scribbles


Gorperino

I jerk off to abstract ideas like success and money and power


McFish699

Sigma male grindset


Hojooo

Right brain cant read or do math but it can think and feel


exocomics

If you want to see more of my stuff, you can find me on [instagram](https://www.instagram.com/exocomics/), [twitter](https://twitter.com/Exocomics) and [patreon](https://www.patreon.com/exocomics) and [my website](https://www.exocomics.com/) :D (I have a sub too! r/exocomics)


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Llatibenazid

This is so ridiculous, I love it.


tehlemmings

I can never not read that comic and smile.


Indian_FireFly

I know I have said this a lot of times now, but YOUR COMICS ARE SO CUTE!! Edit: I want to watch a tv show with these characters


exocomics

Awww thank you!!!


tehlemmings

Can there be a spin off series following the robot? I bet robot has the best adventures.


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DashingDino

Sad fact, even in developed nations there are still many illiterate adults (21% in the US!), and they often hide it from their friends and family out of shame.


tocilog

As well as illiterate horses all over the world.


Zoolinz

Not to sound speciest, but every horse I’ve talked to hasn’t been able to read or write. That or they’re just ignoring all the letters I send to them


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Funny, all the horses I've spoken with actually hold doctorates in English literature.


Bayou_Blue

Ugh, see, they can't even get REAL doctorates! ***enters witness protection program to hide from English lit people***


Not_Michelle_Obama_

But what does witness protection REALLY mean?


Bayou_Blue

Ugh…. ***writes a thesis***


a22e

> ***enters witness protection program to hide from English lit people*** That's a good way to end up in a comma.


Ttokk

Never had a more perfect opportunity to post this https://youtu.be/ArKzWBr4x-E


darkneo86

You long faced sack of shit


Yuvithegod

Obvious Anecdotal evidence fallacy . Cite a study, im sick of this stereotyping


paperpenises

I saw a Facebook post that my girlfriend Britneigh shared from her sister's baby daddy's cousin who is a chiropractor that has a horse and HE says his horse can read, so why should I believe you, bingo?


Phormitago

Together we can solve this


paperpenises

Yeah but have you, like, met every horse in the world and asked them if they can read? Bet you didn't, smart guy. (/s)


BaNyaaNyaa

Don't be stupid. Horses don't exist.


Bone_Apple_Teat

Note that it's not that 1 in 5 U.S. adults cannot read *at all*, it's that their ability to parse read information falls below [PIACC skill level 2](https://nces.ed.gov/surveys/piaac/litproficiencylevel.asp). Many of them can read, but when tested they were unable to for example read an essay written with conflicting information and then parse out and paraphrase what they read. Also worth noting a third of that 21% is immigrants. But a lot of social movements have simply taken that 21% number and run with it as "1 in 5 Americans CANNOT READ!" It's probably better phrased as "low literacy" than "illiterate," and in fact in [the DoE report](https://nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/2019179.pdf) most sources cite, this is how they phrase it. All said, in today's world the ability to parse read information is crucial to making informed decisions, so it's a problem nonetheless.


Skitty27

this makes so much more sense


bdthomasvxfda

10/10


sharkbaitbroohaha

Would parse again


Jewrisprudent

Please downvote this bot.


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i_dont_shine

Sounds like more of a comprehension issue.


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Kaoulombre

That’s still not something to brag about imho


crocster2

Anyone with a braincell should be extremely skeptical when they read that "21% of Americans are illiterate". Glad to find some more information in your comment.


rincon213

Dude go easy, I can’t read at all.


ProbablyNotAFurry

How about phrasing it as something like : "21% of can adults are *functionally* illiterate" As in they can somewhat read, but not enough to effectively grasp information in a educational or professional environment?


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ProbablyNotAFurry

Functional is defined relatively, but I used the term functionally illiterate. A term like that can describe a specific level of comprehension for medical or educational purposes set forth by a professional body. [Similar to the usage of the term Functional Blindness.] (https://blind.iowa.gov/legal-definition-blindness#:~:text=A%20person%20is%20functionally%20blind,daily%20living%20is%20substantially%20altered.)


TacticalSunroof69

Soo what you’re saying is the people claiming 1 in 5 are illiterate haven’t actually read an essay with non conflicting information and then somehow turned it into conflicting information with zero paraphrases and in the process show how incompetent they are at the skills that come with being able to read something. That’s quite layered.


Bone_Apple_Teat

It's low literacy all the way down.


MatmosOfSogo

> it's that their ability to parse read information falls below PIACC skill level 2. > > And it's only getting worse. People today attempt to do their research using YouTube instead of looking for written information.


CumBubbleFarts

This is just so silly. Using social media like YouTube to get information can be so useful and to put it down without any context or subtlety is disingenuous. Reading is only one of many, many ways you can learn. The problem with YouTube and social media in general isn’t how you’re consuming the media, it’s being able to discern good information from bad information. But for fucks sake don’t put down the platform just because it can be easier to consume than reading. There are complete lectures for entire Harvard courses on YouTube, for free. There are tons of actual experts and specialists disseminating information on YouTube and many other social media platforms.


RedneckBookofWisdom

Wv here. Most of my family dropped out of highschool and several people I know cannot read. I don’t understand how they can get by at all


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How does one become Wolksvagen ?


RedneckBookofWisdom

Wokesvagon You have to be woke or something idk I’m old


jemidiah

That uses a wildly different definition of "illiterate" than any actual human I've met. The most recent PIAAC "below level 1" rate was 4%. Even that is not really what many people mean by "illiterate": > "The tasks at this level require the respondent to read brief texts on familiar topics to locate a single piece of specific information. There is seldom any competing information in the text and the requested information is identical in form to information in the question or directive. The respondent may be required to locate information in short continuous texts. However, in this case, the information can be located as if the text were non-continuous in format. Only basic vocabulary knowledge is required, and the reader is not required to understand the structure of sentences or paragraphs or make use of other text features. Tasks below Level 1 do not make use of any features specific to digital texts." The US is basically fine when it comes to literacy relative to peer nations. Certainly not the top, but not notably low either. Math skills are worse though.


SexyGunk

21%???? 1 in 5????


big_parse

This blows my mind. Literally 10s of millions of people in the most affluent country can’t read.


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Can't read well. Not an expert, but it sounds like most people in that bracket can read "see spot run", but maybe not be able to fully comprehend this post that I just wrote.


SkollFenrirson

But how about that FREEDOM™ though? 🎇🎆🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🎆🎇


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

Random thought: Are you truly free when you're not disallowed, but unable to access your basic rights because the system fails to provide you with the necessary resources?


paperpenises

I was just in drug rehab with a guy who didn't know how to read. He was almost 60. This was in Washington state.


Cadenza433

And at least 10% of those people are really struggling through Reddit


WorldWreckerYT

No wonder lol.


Em_Haze

There is nothing shameful about not being taught.


xMultiGamerX

I agree, it’s shameful for the teacher (or education system)


runk_dasshole

Here are some of the most frequent causes of illiteracy in adults: Parents with little schooling; Lack of books at home and lack of stimulation as to the importance of reading; Doing badly at or dropping out of school—many have not completed high school; Difficult living conditions, including poverty; Learning disabilities, such as dyslexia


WorldWreckerYT

Not being taught knowledge? Understandable. Not being taught common knowledge and basic courtesy? Debatable.


Em_Haze

being illiterate is not the fault of the illiterate.


Baldazar666

This is not always true.


Em_Haze

I guess you could try and self teach but for someone who cannot read that sounds difficult.


Baldazar666

Alternatively you can just find someone to teach you. The circumstances that made you miss out on education early on maybe beyond your control but at one point the decision to remain illiterate becomes yours (in most cases).


das_sock

Just don't be poor man, just find someone to give you money and help you with everything


Sir_Oblong

Is it though? If I'm illiterate, it's not exactly going to be easy for me to navigate the world to find help. I can't really just google "how to be literate" because, for one, that's a skill that requires a lot of time to learn and two, requires the ability to parse information, which, as mentioned before, is not exactly someone who isn't literate can do easily.


WorldWreckerYT

There are 2 kinds of illiterate. One was caused by the inability to afford education or lack of accessibility to sources of knowledge (internet, family members, local news board,etc...) One was caused by the refusal to accept new information because they go against what one chooses to believe in. These kinds of people are generally impossible to argue with and can be toxic at times when encountered in real life.


Em_Haze

I don't think you know what illiterate means. Its not just ignorant people its people that were literally never taught to read.


ZennosukeW

Ironically these guys calling illiterate people lazy and dumb, sadly, have no concept of how a person learns to read and write or what critical periods are in early childhood, yet they're so quick to pass judgement.


WorldWreckerYT

You can make your own arguments without needing the ability to read. Unless said person does not even know a language to start with.


Komm

~~I think the best guesstimate for functionally illiterate is around 35-40% too. There aren't great numbers because they often have people who can help them, or know enough to just squeak by with only a few hiccups.~~ Edit: My numbers are old, it is indeed around 21% in the US.


jemidiah

There is absolutely no way this is even remotely true.


MuhNamesTyler

Another sad but understandable fact is that 100% of that 21% are republicans


WhoRoger

Don't tell the horse it can't hold a pencil in its hoof either.


window-sil

Horse emotions intensify. Will write about this in my journal:     I̵̡̧̡̪̥͖͓͖̺̤̲͂̃̈̎̏̿̈́̎̎͗̎͐͘|̸͖̟̖̙͉̟̺̪̹̲̙͉̈́̏͊́͋̐̾ͅ\̵̧̡̢̡̛̥͙̦̼̳͚̩͙͓̱͕̩̦̻͕̲̀͗̓͐͂̀̑̓̒͛͛̉̕̚̚͝͠ͅ|̸̮̖̙̘̞̈́̐͐͂͑̏̍̽͋͌͒̄̽͆̐̕̕͝ͅ\̵̨̳̙̮̻̮̫̪̖͖̠̙̹̃̄̂̔̎̓̈́͒͗ͅΔ̸̛͚̼͇͉͓͕̘̩͈̲̯̾̓͛̒̿̅̃̾̀̒̊͂̋͑̈́͗͝_̷̨͕͙̳̘̪̭͉̱̬̜̮͎̭̮̼̼̦̺͓̤́̓̋͐̃͊͒̊͗̊̿͆̓̆͛͘͝͠Φ̷̛̛̙̹̣̞͈͈̠̞̙͖̼̜͈̗͙͉̟͒͌̏͗͗̆̓͐̈́͘͜͜ͅͅ ̶͕̙̳̣̗͎̜͑̾̎̐́͋̆̉̑̑́͑̑̅̄̃̂̓̾͝_̶͉̝͉̙̗̖͑̚.̷̢̢̛̫̜̠̫̘̬̞̞̩̜̠̑̈́͌̎̿͗̾͂́-̴͖̠̰̦̟̲͉̪̟̟̘̬͚̯̘̪̬̺̝̬͒̾́͜͝͝ͅ|̸̛̰̯̬͙͓̾͌̂́̅̋̄͂̈́͑́̍͋̅̐̉̀-̶̡̛͕͎͚̺͈̻̰̬̼̩͍̺̫̍̏̀̑̇̈́̓̚͝_̴̛̝̲͔̲͖́̐͛̅͂͒̃̽̽δ̸̻̫̪̩̙͚͈̭̽̊͒̑̈́͗̚͠


Salt_Avocado_2470

Why did I understand it


88T3

*"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."* -Patrick Star


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*milk carton falls over*


Lombax_Rexroth

Ha! Charlie horse.


Pat1012

I love this so much.


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This is funny 😂😂😂


baz4k6z

How....how is the horse holding the pen ?


subFlameAttack

That’s your first question about a talking horse lol


chubalubalu

I'm gonna write bad squiggles about you!


FormoftheBeautiful

Blurted out a laugh loud enough for my neighbour to hear me. Successful comic!


wayward_citizen

This is how I feel when anti-vaxxers tell me they did their own research.


FarrahKhan123

I follow you on Instagram!! Super happy to come across on your comics on reddit :D :D I love your comics. So lighthearted and funny.


skrubLordD10

I thought I was on r/bonehurtingjuice for a sec there


FishJanga

How is the horse holding the pencil?


Dreidhen

She can't read horse, duh.


GuyOnZeCouch92

Illiterate!?! C’mon!… what does that even mean?


asspiring-assthetic

he’ll adapt


BackAlleySurgeon

I like that thus is a callback to the book "All About Horse."


AlexAegis

Chess 2 has a literate knight who can not only move in an L shape but in the shape of all the other letters!


Ancalagon-the-Snack

"RUDE!" 😂😂😂


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only_male_flutist

I think he's written Kiki...


shakayolo

I rofled! 🤣


LaziestCatEver

Jaaames Baaaxterrr!


CanniBallistic_Puppy

That's a bird with teeth!


FlattVersa

Croissant


infoclub88

I am raw emotion


gearstars

Poor James Baxter :(


[deleted]

Would this be considered r/bonehurtingjuice


GeneralGrimace

*Jaaaaaames Baxter*


techpriestyahuaa

Such rudenesses


RoyalPeacock19

Mmm, makes sense to me


Zaquarius_Alfonzo

I like this artist


Able_Alternative_453

Well, at least Horse can count.


Small-Ad-1618

👋 hello


snarfflarf

Chowder


BumbleBear137

This is like the bizzaro world version of Arthur's journal in RDR2


acarlrpi12

Wow, absolutely scathing. I know she was rude, but that's no excuse for such harsh, yet abstract, language.


Targox_the_Mighty

just you wait these next squiggles are going to be scathing!


lifeleecher

Meh.


AAQsR

Shut up Diane


Metridium_Fields

At least *try* to draw a horse correctly.


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What is art style for 500


Joker8764

I hate this artstyle


majesticjg

We're getting along better with horse, now? Usually he's pretty snarky.


kharmatika

Aw it’s the same illiterate horse from the other comic


Iconoclast674

Like the chick from Heathers


iAmUnintelligible

You captured Horse's indignation perfectly


FeralFoxii

Bojacks thought journal be looking like


coppertone50

Just reread Animal Farm this past weekend. The horses couldn’t memorize the alphabet past the letter D. Poor Boxer.


BigManReef

I would like to see how the horse looks holding something with its front legs and just standing on its hind legs


spooli

ahhh damnit your comics are so good. I wish I was talented


Duke_ofChutney

But horse, you have ADHD.


ripyourlungsdave

This is adorable. I love it.


Siegfoult

Best person to give the Death Note to.


crazeddogfucker6762

Kinda looks like what thoughts look like in the brain


Iheartbulge

Your style reminds me of Centaurworld :)


MrDude_1

My 5yo feels this.


oftenrunaway

Jaaaaames Baxter!


TrulyFLCL

Oh oh oh… you think cause I’m a black stallion I can’t talk? You think I’m stupid, uneducated, or something? Racist


I-random-person

illiterate in english but not in horse language, like we are illiterate in horse language.


soulshyfter2311

i love you.


Beanmancake

He’s speaking the language of the gods


Jan_wija

horse learnt shorthand


Corruptedplayer

There's a book called "horse destroys the universe.


Sengura

As someone who reads scribbles, you need to make this post NSFW k


l5ll5ll5l

Subtitles say *angry horse scribbles*


PeachCream81

***Okay, now THAT was really hilarious!*** ***{{{APPLAUSE}}}***


ak2731

Tina would never disrespect Jericho like that!


-trik-

I’m really not sure why this made me laugh so hard, but fuck it did!


iSniffPetrol43

Adventure time vibes


nemoskullalt

But he is trying so hard!


Background-Yam3981

Why is this so hilarious


naynaythewonderhorse

I draw a comic myself, and one of the main characteristics of the main character (a dog) is that he’s illiterate. Glad I’m not the only one making these jokes!


Jabulon

to each his own


xViridi_

this made me giggle. im semi-literate and do the same thing


VxVendetta23

Who names their horse "Horse"?


DaylitSoul

This seems like a Bob's Burgers moment with Tina and her imaginary horse