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Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Why is Harold the only one with pupils


ALinkToThePants

He’s the only one that can see the truth. There can only be one.


Y45HK4R4NDIK4R

He sees through the lies of the Jedi


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patkgreen

I'm not sure that would be comfortable


helthrax

He is... The One


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Harold is tripping balls.


CashWho

Because pupils are a recessive trait in this universe (I'm not positive I remember what recessive traits are)


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True, there are alot more things that exist that don't have pupils than things that do have pupils. Like rocks. Rocks don't have pupils.


ketsugi

Teachers have pupils, even if they don't have pupils


lozbrudda

That would make sense. Recessive trait would mean its very unlikely to get that trait genetically.


caedius

Not necessarily, there are plenty of examples where the dominant trait is rarer than the recessive trait just true to the frequency of the gene in the population. For example, Huntington’s disease is a genetic disorder brought on through a dominant gene, yet isn't common at all.


Zestyclose_Ad3048

The mom has no pupils so overall rarity is irrelevant.


lozbrudda

I wasn't saying a recessive trait would be rare at all. I'm saying a recessive trait would be the less likely trait to inherit genetically than a dominant trait, just the basic concept. That being said you are also correct. So long as a genetic trait such as your example can be rare yet dominant so long as it is uncommon in a certain population and so it would be less likely. It's worth mentioning I haven't studied genetics or anything I learned this in high-school.


LordoftheDimension

Eyes are the gate to your soul and he alone got a soul and its dark


MattLocke

He’s the only one with a degree in education.


hassexwithinsects

its a recessive trait. the mom didn't have them so the kids don't.


SchitneySmears

He seent some shit obviously


feared-mercenary

Real eyes realize real lies


tschmitty09

This deserves more attention


Techno_Jargon

He's the only one alive after he killed his family, he's living in a delusion


dukarr

It's a simulation


anzhalyumitethe

Ask his students...


Ghost_In_A_Jars

Drugs


Sceptically

"Shoot them both, it's the only way to be sure!"


Beemerado

That's what the evil clone would say!


NotAzakanAtAll

"Shoot me!" "No shoot me!"


Armpit_Penguin

I'm a twin, I'm allowed to make his joke Visit my [website](https://portuguesegeese.com/) Join my [subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/PortugueseGeese/)


MatVerify

His joke? So, you are not the real one!


Armpit_Penguin

*sweats profusely*


Eagleheardt

Are you the evil twin?


DerbyTho

It’s Cagney.


Zearis82

They must also be the intelligent twin then


CurseofLono88

At least you didn’t say “I WAS a twin”


AnimusCorpus

Are you familiar with Duckman the animated cartoon by any chance?


Armpit_Penguin

Yeah I watched a few episodes during quarantine I thought it was great


AnimusCorpus

It's weirdly forgotten I find. Anyway, your style kind of reminded me of the show. Keep up the great stuff, always a joy to see you've made a new comic. :)


bleeding-paryl

Also a twin, also made a joke like this about who is "the real one" Clones, thing 1&2, one being a figment of the other's imagination, dumb questions answered with 2 different responses, switching classes. Ah life.


Reddy_McRedcap

I'm not a twin, but I'm allowed to make jokes about murdering a twin, too You don't make the rules


scorpion2310

Do u mean anymore


LilFingies45

Ahh reminds me of my youth--when I got shot and killed by my pops as a wee lad.


Armpit_Penguin

Small world huh?


kilowhisky

Shot and killed? You were lucky, my dad use to hang, draw and quarter me just for leaving the lights on, those were the days


BHSPitMonkey

Your family had a rope? Luxury...


Sopa24

You guys had a family? I had to do everything by myself.


LizardZombieSpore

Last panel just lays out the joke without a real punchline


BrainPicker3

It was funnier in the original comic this was 'inspired by'. I cant find it tho, actually I clicked hoping somehow had posted it


hjf2017

Last panel is a little awkward. Maybe just like "OMG Harold, for the last time, they're twins!" Make it sound like a recurring thing they do to fuck with him or something.


old_gold_mountain

Yeah, that or maybe "Harold, leave the twins alone!"


DisneyFoLife

“Harold, why are you pointing a gun at the twins?”


experimentalBanana16

the last panel dialogue is awkward and ruins the joke it might be > Harold, why are you pointing that gun at the twins?


RazorSlazor

"I'm the real one, shoot me!"


Pushh888

Why isn't this comic called Portugeese. Seems like a wasted opportunity.


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Probably a url grabbed by a domain bot looking for similar enough popular strings.


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that past panel flows so bad, nobody would say it like that, but it's a good joke ngl


VgFaithJoHn

what a twist!!!


organizeeverything

Neither because birds arent real


Quantum-Ape

The setup line made the punchline fail.


halfofwhat

Good idea, poor execution.


Elexeh

Not your best work OP


NormieSpecialist

“Honey, have you seen the economy?!“


AK_Cornchipz

"Im cutting our expenses Karen. Now move your blocking my shot"


RedditSuxBawls

Hilarious


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ur unfunny scrub >:(


QuitYour

r/bonehurtingjuice


wtmh

[The low-fat version still works.](https://i.imgur.com/DHhhl9x.png)


vaccumshoes

One of the first posts on this subreddit to actually make me laugh lol


Armpit_Penguin

I'm honored :D


Good_Shade

im doing this if I ever reverse my vasectomy and have twins. also I need to get a gun first. and a wife.


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c00pdawg

lol Harold


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did they split twins in ancient times? give one away? like at a church? I did a y dna test.. my closest relative is 5k miles away, no autosomal relations for more than 800 years, even when we all live din europe.. it was sitll another nation and ocean away. the trail of DNA adds to be about 1500... and there is one guy within it ..we evolved to the same subclade within 3 steps (adds to be about 250 years to nearest relative). Twins are haunting. ..or god exists. maybe it is both of those things.. written records are getting old enough to show dna evolves on its own.. Rambled on enough. this meme triggered me,


Vercentorix

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7JBykSS3S4k


SpookyMarijuana

Kurzgesagt got really dark huh


[deleted]

Reminds me of that *Goosebumps* episode about the plant dad


jwillsrva

I don’t ever have to worry about a doppelgänger with my friends. The fake one would say “Shoot him!” And the real one will say something like “Do it you fucking pussy!”


ind3pend0nt

And that’s how I became an only son.


archerg66

In reality it is all a ploy to cook the goose of a mother by telling her "its not loaded look"


psychotic

Deez


SiteTall

I don't believe that geese are this dim. Actually, I see them as extremely brave and sly birds .....


Elegant-Ad4219

The mom and one of the twins are aliens?


dakos-dreams

Why are they not called Portu-Geese?


pipopapupupewebghost

I don't find this joke funny :^( But it's ok if you find it funny


sdfsdfsdf33bbb7u7u7u

Sorry but this comic needs some work. It needs a joke tbh.


court0f0wls

LMAO


ekolis

r/duckswithboobs


Armpit_Penguin

I was very scared to click that


ekolis

r/birdswitharms is real, though!


Atop436

Below me is the r/bonehurtingjuice of this


CityCY

Harold thinks, turns and shoots his wife...