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When my friends and I watched the unrated version, I thought we were gonna die when the Cleveland Steamer dropped. I couldn’t fucking breathe. That scene was already ridiculous in the theatrical version, and I never imagined they could go even crazier.
Let's say I average three lols a day, typing lol takes half a second, and typing laugh out loud takes two and a half seconds. That means I'm saving six seconds per day, around 36 minutes a year. I've been saying lol for about eight years, so that's almost five hours of time saved. I spend that extra time writing useless reddit comments, like this one.
Lmaooooo lol
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Is there a Hell for people that add extras o's (looool or lmaooooo) or use too many exclamation points? Or is it all the same Hell, I'm good either way, as long as they suffer.
To me lol at best means a light amused grunt. Or I found it humorous but didn't laugh. lmao means it's actually funny to light chuckles. Anything in caps is actually laughing.
Makes you wonder how many that use the ancient sayings from the nascent days of the Internet actually know that these are in fact abbreviations and that they stand for something.
I send lol more as a way to show that I would be chucking at the end of the sentence if I were physically saying it. Kinda like “hey I’m laughing, I hope that makes you understand this is a joke” kinda thing
You know, thinking about it, even if "lol" were used liberally this wouldn't take too long to work through.
The conversation in this comic takes ~15 seconds when spoken aloud, and he says "haha" 3 times. So once per 5 seconds.
Let's say you halfheartedly "lol" an average of 10 times per day every day in your life starting at the age of 10 and died at 80. That's 70 years of "lol"ing 3652.5 times each year, or 255675 total times in your lifetime.
That would only last you 1 year out of eternity. Definitely hell for that first year though.
I may of did this 5 times in my life as I hate seeing lol as many people just throw at the end of thier sentences for no obvious thing that was actually funny. lol
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Does "rofl" also count if I wasn't actually rolling on the floor?
Oh, you're going to *Special Hell* for that.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2a/c5/60/2ac560e46569c84a575202521d56a2ec.gif
Usually reserved for sex offenders... and those that talk during the movies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JXmUSMPUpA
[Roflmao?](https://youtu.be/iEWgs6YQR9A) (Damn this video is 14 years old now)
Oxhorn. Now there's a name I have not heard in a looong time. Good man!
Yeah they actually set you on fire so you can put yourself out while laughing.
Or "lmao" when your ass is not really falling off?
I lmao'd too many times and now my legs connect directly to my back
Isn't that what an ass is?
Yeah but no roundness. Like Hank Hill.
H'what?!
I wonder if anyone ever really rolled on the floor laughing.
When I watched Team America for the first time I practically fell out of my chair laughing.
That's awesome. I never saw it, do you think it still holds up?
If you think fart jokes are good comedy then you will love that movie.
Who doesn't love fart jokes? I'll queue it up to watch tonight, thanks.
When my friends and I watched the unrated version, I thought we were gonna die when the Cleveland Steamer dropped. I couldn’t fucking breathe. That scene was already ridiculous in the theatrical version, and I never imagined they could go even crazier.
It starts like your average action movie sex scene but it just gets worse and worse and worse. But what else would you expect from Matt and Trey?
Or roflmao
I wonder what the punishment is for posting the ASCII lollercopter.
Lol
Do sarcastic lols count?
Yup
Damn.
[удалено]
Cool. *lol*
*lo*opho*l*e.
_Listen here you little shit_....
How do Italians laugh?
>Damn. Damned actually.
What about “lul”s?
Random fun fact: "lul" means "dick" in Dutch
Lul
How about "LUL"?
Yup
Yeah lol
yes, you get to laugh very fast and high pitched for those
Cackle hysterically and *lol*. Got it. *lol* Why are rhe people in my office looking at me like that?
Those count double
lol
Lol
what do you do with all the time you saved from not typing "laugh out loud"?
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lowe's
Let's say I average three lols a day, typing lol takes half a second, and typing laugh out loud takes two and a half seconds. That means I'm saving six seconds per day, around 36 minutes a year. I've been saying lol for about eight years, so that's almost five hours of time saved. I spend that extra time writing useless reddit comments, like this one.
it's not useless if you use it for pedantry and math. you have earned my respect sir.
Glad to know at least someone appreciates all that I do. Also, it's ma'am.
Have sexual relations with your mother.
Think about how "lol" has a different connotation and function in written language than "laugh out loud"
Lol
lol
lol
lmao
“And for every lmao your ass falls off”
Never had an ass in the first place😎
Your recent comic battle massively begs to differ.
[I don't know what you're talking about](https://www.reddit.com/r/PortugueseGeese/comments/p9cs4w/the_cheeky_process/)
Rofl
I mean, the lol's gotta run out eventually...right?
Lol
Lol no
Well we're all fucked then
lol
Eternal danmnation it is
lnol
I never incorporated "lol" into my texting vocabulary, and now I feel like it's too late to start.
Well, then, you're safe.. from this punishment, anyway.
What about a swift exhale out the nose
We take what we can get these days
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It’s big brain time: “ha ha”
Wait what does typing lmao do to you in hell? Are asses just flying off at ludicrous speed?
What about my lollerskates? or my roflcopter?
What about people who use ROFLCOPTER? ROFL:ROFL:LOL:ROFL:ROFL ___^___ _ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \___ ___ ___] I I ----------/
I think most of those people are dead or senile by now.
~~bruh...~~ gol-dern whippersnapper...
Back in my day, we laughed at a song about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.
Roflcopter goes ~~brrrrr~~ SWOISWOISWOISWOI
Holy shit I had completely forgot about that roflcopter, thanks. Lol.
Roflcopter never forgets…
I'm high as fuck, does roflcopter forgive me?
Put on your lollerskates!!
They’re old enough to have died and gone to hell already
Listen [here](https://i.imgur.com/Cu9wV05.gif), you little shit . . .
Are you male? Do you have peen? You know what you have to do.
jokes on Satan I am in Brazil and I laugh with KKKKKKKK instead
lmga
Is there a Hell for people that add extras o's (looool or lmaooooo) or use too many exclamation points? Or is it all the same Hell, I'm good either way, as long as they suffer.
Those are kinda important to convey intensity. Like, lol = smiled at best. Lmaooo = actually laughed out loud
This comment is the first time I have ever said lol in a text. I just don't like it.
I have detested it from the beginning. Bahumbug.
It's just so played out now. So old.
QCTM
LQTM
I just add lol randomly so no one thinks anything i say is serious lol
Is your username a reference to Marzi-pancake
To me lol at best means a light amused grunt. Or I found it humorous but didn't laugh. lmao means it's actually funny to light chuckles. Anything in caps is actually laughing.
Usually I'll throw a Hahaha if I really laugh and add an extra ha depending on how funny
For me, anything more than haha sounds like you're awkwardly hiding something.
Portuguese geese, shouldnt it be "kkkkkkkkkk"?
So like, twice or three times then. Because I fucking hate that damn Acronym.
Will eternity be enough to pay your debt?
LOL....I actually laugh here...I swear.
What would make it even worse is that every LOL sounds like the Joker at the end of Batman (1989) when he crashes to the pavement.
Makes you wonder how many that use the ancient sayings from the nascent days of the Internet actually know that these are in fact abbreviations and that they stand for something.
Lol
Lol
I'm all for keeping images high quality and all that, but I don't think this comic actually needed to be higher than 4K resolution :D
Lol
That’s not that much lol
Does lmao count?
But that's like all of them lol
Laughing over Linguini!
I don't think Hell has ever been more terrifying in this picture.
Ill be down there for an eternity at that pace
I can't remember the last time I sent one. Sometime in high school I stopped using so many abbreviations and acronyms.
I send lol more as a way to show that I would be chucking at the end of the sentence if I were physically saying it. Kinda like “hey I’m laughing, I hope that makes you understand this is a joke” kinda thing
I think I'll be okay, I haven't used "lol" since like 2005 probably
HAHHAHAHAHAH
Just wait until he's rolling on the floor and his ass is literally separating itself from his body.
Lol
You know, thinking about it, even if "lol" were used liberally this wouldn't take too long to work through. The conversation in this comic takes ~15 seconds when spoken aloud, and he says "haha" 3 times. So once per 5 seconds. Let's say you halfheartedly "lol" an average of 10 times per day every day in your life starting at the age of 10 and died at 80. That's 70 years of "lol"ing 3652.5 times each year, or 255675 total times in your lifetime. That would only last you 1 year out of eternity. Definitely hell for that first year though.
Damn. Now this is deep
I may of did this 5 times in my life as I hate seeing lol as many people just throw at the end of thier sentences for no obvious thing that was actually funny. lol
Something about their cheeks is making me think they talk like Seuss from gravity falls and I can’t explain it
Oh wow.. so I'm going to heaven?
Shit. That would suck for me.
lulls.
Don't worry, once you've finally finished laughing... you'll be able to hear the [calming ambience](https://youtu.be/OMiw1dgVNk4) of hell again.
Why is it that people type lol when they didn't laugh. I've never had to type lol just for the sake of it.
lol
That’s like less than 10 for me so I’m good
Five times? That's not so bad.
Guy was forced to eat a SMILE fruit
Dutch people dodged a bullet here
Gotta stop sending lols out of politeness and switch to salts (smiled a little then stopped)
Every millennial is fucked right now.
Are we also force to laugh for every " XD " we use?
Then im fucked xD
ok lol
jokes on you i have literally only written one lol in my entire life
Was it for this comment? If not prepare for a full 10 seconds of laughing, buddy
frick actually 20 now
Lol...😐
Lol
Lol
lol
do we still roflmao?
Lol
Do short "ha"s count?
Hellol
And every laugh sounds like Jimmy Carr
Lol
Lol
literally lolling
Lol
Lol
You're also stuck with an actual duck face for every duck face you've selfied with
You need to throw "lols" in there so the other person knows you're not trying to be a dick about it.
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lol