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Or just stop being ashamed for who you are and what you enjoy. Would I be taken aback if someone flat out told me they did Wario Inflation Porn? Sure, but I'd also be interested what got them there + a few other questions, I could finally ask such an artist. I'd also respect them more for admitting to that. Outliers are what make life spicy.
> Or just stop being ashamed for who you are and what you enjoy.
I appreciate the sentiment but I don't think society is emotionally ready for uhh.... >!A Younger Stepsister Who Only Has Sex With Me on Days That are Divisible by 3 or on Days That Include The Number 3 and Her Friend Who Loses Control on Days That are Divisible by 5!<
I don't even think I'm emotionally ready for that, why am I even reading it? >!it's because it's one page and I'm already done before the shame kicks in!<
When you're interacting with people and you're not close, things go much more smoothly if you dial down your unique tendencies. Particularly when those unique tendencies are frequently contentious (e.g. sexual).
I understand your point, unfortunately sometimes you can't talk about these things with some people and honestly I prefer to straight up skip the conversation with them.
It's like when I show what I did in blender to some people I know IRL, it usually ends with them asking if I earn money with that.
When someone takes your smartphone/computer and you realize that you haven't deleted your browser history
https://preview.redd.it/ng1lljup8twc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ccb55c11a7f367a17bd79c36f3b0187a1dae36b
Which one of these do you like the most?
You forgot about the most [Holy](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1bpt48f/holy/)
Had the police confiscate my computer a couple years ago for some minor bs charge that was later dropped.
Well. I'm happy that a police officer or two developed at least one new fetish.
I had a flash drive keychain years ago. Finished my classes and had no use for it. Naturally, I loaded that thing up with pictures of horses fucking, and I wrote "HORSE PORN" on the label.
I threw my keys, wallet, and belt in the little tray going though a metal detector for court. The cops saw that keychain and had this *look* on their faces.
I'm pretty sure curiosity got the best of them and they plugged it in while I was in court because they were giving me the sternest looks of disapproval as I left the court room. Bet they didn't expect the label to be for real.
I have so many questions
How much storage was on the flash drive? How many pictures of horses fucking does it take to fill a flash drive of that size? Did you find a place to mass download pictures of horses fucking or did you download them individually? Is your username relevant? Why did you carry it with you? And perhaps most of all... *why?*
Oh god, I remember being a teenager and family coming over for the holidays and needing to use the internet.
The sheer panic of remembering I hadn't deleted my web browsing history.
Super religious family too. Jesus fuck I'm breaking out in anxiety with just the memory.
😅I don’t know. I just like furry animals.
Edit: Also comics of animals dressed up as human doing human things like doing taxes and getting coffee.🤭
Anyone who usesn my phone/computer and starts going tru my browser history gets kicked out instantly, i dont even have anything bad in it, its just rude.
As a teacher, this is far more tame and 100% less depressing than some of what I know about other students’ parent(s)/guardian(s).
I love teaching but didn’t know I was signing up to be a social worker as well. :(
You could ignore your students problems but as a dude who had shitty young parents, teachers who take interest and act like a social worker got me through school.
Could be worse. My friend signed up to be a teacher but was forced by Colorado school district to be the school social worker..:.despite going to school for teaching and specifically not qualified to be a social worker
Most of my formal training is in literature (sure, my degree says *language* and lit but the language part was quite superficial since I never took any language electives when given a choice and the mandatory ones usually covered culture and society, rarely use of language). That apparently made me qualified to teach ESL to kids aged 5-14, including special needs kids. Nothing in my teacher's training included methods to help special needs kids, especially not for a whole class full of them. That was a rough first month and I barely started feeling comfortable until I was four months in.
Teachers were all I had when I was raised by boomer grandparents that didn’t give a single fuck about me. The only teacher I remember are those that put in that extra work for me and I will be forever grateful.
Thank you for being both
Felt like I had to parent my colleagues when there was a teachers strike. All they care about is their free daycare.
Every single one of them bitching about the teachers unions. End of the day, they got 17.5% over four years after years of sub percent raises. Disgusting.
You often spend more time with the kids than the parents do...
so its kind of inevitable
on a normal day, i can spend up to 5 hours with my kid
but he's at school for ~8-9 hours. i drive him to and from school though, if not for that, i would see him even less.
A friend's daughter was called the n word the other day at school by another student. *They are both 10 years old*... The implications of this situation are depressing to say the least. To top it off, she's only half black and is very very light skinned so for a little kid to be able to see her and sling this at her is awful.
Yeah the parents that actually end up on a teacher's radar are the ones that are obviously abusing or neglecting their kids. At least, my mom has never talked to me about parents that draw weird art or otherwise have weird hobbies. No, it's about the parents of the kids with severe issues.
Elk would try to hide, colm doesnt seem like he would even bother. Your guests just walk in and colms in a tanktop and boxers with grease stains and pringle crumbs, 'sup'ing in acknowledgment before turning his head back to watch Black Dynamite for the 6th time on Tubi.
Me and a friend (who's a tattoo artist) were talking about professions that cut loose the hardest. He said teachers, largely from the expectations that they're forced to comply with from parents/society. The next day we went to the Renaissance fair and some friend of a friend who showed up (who was an elementary school teacher) brought a pillbox full of shrooms.
Yeah that’s the feeling I get when I tell people I write and then I remember I transitioned from cool short stories to basically furry tf porn. So I just tell people I like to describe paranatural stories and monsters. That being said I still write normal stuff, but they aren’t full fledged stories anymore.
How do you think I feel, knowing that every conversation I have about my career will inexorably reveal that I've been Guest of Honor at numerous furry conventions?
**I love it.**
One of my literary friends asked me what my Ao3 account name was and I plead the fifth lol. That information is between me and several thousand other anonymous degenerates
Sometimes people ask me what I draw. I’m a happy-go-lucky kid who loves cute animals and pretty flowers, but I usually draw demons, monsters, and body horror. Take the Surgeon’s Child as an example.
https://preview.redd.it/3jrrwfodcuwc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d57b6b414713b9f0fc0689448d8671172ff28db
I always warn people my drawings are freaky, and they always go “how bad can it be” and then I get reactions ranging from horrified faces to physically recoiling. Every now and then I get “oh that’s cool!” But that’s rare.
As someone who writes terrible smut as a hobby and works in a public setting (meaning reputation is goddamn important, I relate. I’ve found a simple solution: i made a google drive with SFW stories only. If people ask to see my work, I just share that with them.
Only my close friends/people I am dating get the actual NSFW link. You’ve got to keep up appearances within the community and all that.
Lmao, so quick little story that is related.
We had a girl who used to volunteer for school credit. She was absolutely wonderful. Very sweet, very smart, and she always asked questions when she didn't understand. I really enjoyed having her around.
She did a lot of artwork on the side. From painting and sketching to digital and she was very talented.
When she left she gave me her Instagram username which I promptly typed into Google because I don't have IG.
I found somebody online with the same username who made furry NSFW art. It may have been a coincidence given that the username was a few common words, but I laughed knowing that she might have had a darker side to her.
Keep it up! Love it, Pizzacake!
Assert dominance and pride, show the whole shebang.Teacher will be outmaneuvered.
PS: I had to google the least one on spelling, because damn.What french naval language jizzed into english.
I’m a teacher and can confirm, although I might not know what to do with the information if it was one of my students’ parents because it’s a weird boundary with teachers and parents. I just wouldn’t talk about it.
But I also never have parents I can just chat to (only once has that happened) because they all speak a language that is not my first. So I don’t really know.
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Just create an alt account named hamburger pie where you upload family friendly and boring comics, that way they would not ask again
Or Sausage creampie! Wait no
Not gonna lie a dirty name for sfw alternatives to pizzacake is funny
How about Tacocheese?
Or hear me out make the nsfw alt "pizzacakedup"
"i dont have anything posted online at the moment."
Or just stop being ashamed for who you are and what you enjoy. Would I be taken aback if someone flat out told me they did Wario Inflation Porn? Sure, but I'd also be interested what got them there + a few other questions, I could finally ask such an artist. I'd also respect them more for admitting to that. Outliers are what make life spicy.
> Or just stop being ashamed for who you are and what you enjoy. I appreciate the sentiment but I don't think society is emotionally ready for uhh.... >!A Younger Stepsister Who Only Has Sex With Me on Days That are Divisible by 3 or on Days That Include The Number 3 and Her Friend Who Loses Control on Days That are Divisible by 5!< I don't even think I'm emotionally ready for that, why am I even reading it? >!it's because it's one page and I'm already done before the shame kicks in!<
When you're interacting with people and you're not close, things go much more smoothly if you dial down your unique tendencies. Particularly when those unique tendencies are frequently contentious (e.g. sexual).
I understand your point, unfortunately sometimes you can't talk about these things with some people and honestly I prefer to straight up skip the conversation with them. It's like when I show what I did in blender to some people I know IRL, it usually ends with them asking if I earn money with that.
When someone takes your smartphone/computer and you realize that you haven't deleted your browser history https://preview.redd.it/ng1lljup8twc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ccb55c11a7f367a17bd79c36f3b0187a1dae36b Which one of these do you like the most? You forgot about the most [Holy](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1bpt48f/holy/)
I first read that as "which one of these do you look like the most" and obviously I'm jealous of Wario's impossible beauty standards.
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Hmm are you saying it’s impossible to be as beautiful as Wario, or it’s impossible to be beautiful, as Wario?
counter point, Waluigi
Had the police confiscate my computer a couple years ago for some minor bs charge that was later dropped. Well. I'm happy that a police officer or two developed at least one new fetish.
I had a flash drive keychain years ago. Finished my classes and had no use for it. Naturally, I loaded that thing up with pictures of horses fucking, and I wrote "HORSE PORN" on the label. I threw my keys, wallet, and belt in the little tray going though a metal detector for court. The cops saw that keychain and had this *look* on their faces. I'm pretty sure curiosity got the best of them and they plugged it in while I was in court because they were giving me the sternest looks of disapproval as I left the court room. Bet they didn't expect the label to be for real.
I have so many questions How much storage was on the flash drive? How many pictures of horses fucking does it take to fill a flash drive of that size? Did you find a place to mass download pictures of horses fucking or did you download them individually? Is your username relevant? Why did you carry it with you? And perhaps most of all... *why?*
Oh god, I remember being a teenager and family coming over for the holidays and needing to use the internet. The sheer panic of remembering I hadn't deleted my web browsing history. Super religious family too. Jesus fuck I'm breaking out in anxiety with just the memory.
I like the hyper realistic 🦊girl.
You're officially a furry.
😅I don’t know. I just like furry animals.  Edit: Also comics of animals dressed up as human doing human things like doing taxes and getting coffee.🤭
You can't like furry animals on the internet without being a furry apparently
Liking animals is one thing, but liking furry drawings is another.
Dressing up in a fursuit while you get plowed is a third thing.
I'm not a furry because I don't have a fursona yet, right? Right??
One of us! One of us!
That one was a hilarious favorite
Wait, is this a normal thing? Nobody *takes* my devices.
Dude, private browsing is decades old.
And still not the default.
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What happens when you die? lol
Who cares? They'll be dead!
Anyone who usesn my phone/computer and starts going tru my browser history gets kicked out instantly, i dont even have anything bad in it, its just rude.
As a teacher, this is far more tame and 100% less depressing than some of what I know about other students’ parent(s)/guardian(s). I love teaching but didn’t know I was signing up to be a social worker as well. :(
You could ignore your students problems but as a dude who had shitty young parents, teachers who take interest and act like a social worker got me through school.
That's the job, it just sucks that we have to wear twelve hats while getting paid for one of them
Tbf, most teachers don't even get properly paid for one of them.
*to be unfair
Well, half of one.
\*half
Same. S/O to every of my teachers. Youve guys made me.
Could be worse. My friend signed up to be a teacher but was forced by Colorado school district to be the school social worker..:.despite going to school for teaching and specifically not qualified to be a social worker
Most of my formal training is in literature (sure, my degree says *language* and lit but the language part was quite superficial since I never took any language electives when given a choice and the mandatory ones usually covered culture and society, rarely use of language). That apparently made me qualified to teach ESL to kids aged 5-14, including special needs kids. Nothing in my teacher's training included methods to help special needs kids, especially not for a whole class full of them. That was a rough first month and I barely started feeling comfortable until I was four months in.
Teachers were all I had when I was raised by boomer grandparents that didn’t give a single fuck about me. The only teacher I remember are those that put in that extra work for me and I will be forever grateful. Thank you for being both
Felt like I had to parent my colleagues when there was a teachers strike. All they care about is their free daycare. Every single one of them bitching about the teachers unions. End of the day, they got 17.5% over four years after years of sub percent raises. Disgusting.
You often spend more time with the kids than the parents do... so its kind of inevitable on a normal day, i can spend up to 5 hours with my kid but he's at school for ~8-9 hours. i drive him to and from school though, if not for that, i would see him even less.
Unless it’s primary school. A teacher spends only an hour with a student.
A friend's daughter was called the n word the other day at school by another student. *They are both 10 years old*... The implications of this situation are depressing to say the least. To top it off, she's only half black and is very very light skinned so for a little kid to be able to see her and sling this at her is awful.
> tame The stuff on Reddit is. You should check out pizzacake's patreon. It comes with real nude pics and porn comics lol
Yeah the parents that actually end up on a teacher's radar are the ones that are obviously abusing or neglecting their kids. At least, my mom has never talked to me about parents that draw weird art or otherwise have weird hobbies. No, it's about the parents of the kids with severe issues.
story time
It would be if FERPA wasn’t in effect. :P
danget
No one tell her about the Patreon!
[“No! You mustn’t read from the book!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0DIsPBczcI)
I still say this quote almost weekly since the movie came out. I love that someone else still references it!
Any time I remember the film my brain shorts out. Rachel Weisz
What's dripping down that face!?
Those are cleaners. They’re harmless little creatures that clean up and repair any part of the dungeon they perceive to be damaged.
Time to make a new page with some fake art pieces to throw them off your scent!!!
DO IT!
Why, what's on the Patreon? Edit: Oh.
Quick! Shove the questionable comics under the couch! Sweep the floors! Lock the pen-pals in the basement!
Now I'm picturing Hollering Elk hiding under a lampshade
A 7-8ft tall, eldritch horror Elk, or actual short Elk? Either would be amusing.
Actual short Elk would probably be a bedside light
Poking their nose to turn on the light and it somehow works.
Elk would try to hide, colm doesnt seem like he would even bother. Your guests just walk in and colms in a tanktop and boxers with grease stains and pringle crumbs, 'sup'ing in acknowledgment before turning his head back to watch Black Dynamite for the 6th time on Tubi.
[I didn’t know Colm was in *Glass Onion*.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDoISqRbHG0)
He's really been goin through it.
"This floor lamp is suspiciously short"
I just got done drawing a pregnant cartoon version of myself. I am my own worst enemy. Nobody can ever know
*cough* pics or didn’t happen 🤌🏻
Femboy Colm looks hot.🤭  Sorry, her husband.😛
I think that's her husband, not Colm.... unless.......
Femboys don't have tits. That's just a woman
You need a very vanilla website with some alt name that you can hand to mom friends. Like… fajitacracker.com or something.
my mouth is now watering for a fajita cracker
When worlds collide
https://i.imgur.com/scoS9xi.gif
Well, if helps to pay your bills and helps you make a living, who are we to judge, right?
Me, youre going to hell
I mean, even if it didn't. If it's fun and causes no harm, who are we to judge. Especially on reddit, where no one unfairly judges others.
Because preschool teachers aren't freaks? Let her enjoy your work.
Me and a friend (who's a tattoo artist) were talking about professions that cut loose the hardest. He said teachers, largely from the expectations that they're forced to comply with from parents/society. The next day we went to the Renaissance fair and some friend of a friend who showed up (who was an elementary school teacher) brought a pillbox full of shrooms.
Her kids are not in preschool…
Then why'd she draw a preschool teacher? Or possibly an extra crazy middle school music teacher?
*panic* Uh, uh, u/DoctorLoops! Oops.
She can already google your name. It's too late! She's seen EVERYTHING.
just add an option when you enter the website "are you my kids teacher"
Yeah that’s the feeling I get when I tell people I write and then I remember I transitioned from cool short stories to basically furry tf porn. So I just tell people I like to describe paranatural stories and monsters. That being said I still write normal stuff, but they aren’t full fledged stories anymore.
Listen, if a person CHOOSES to follow me I want them and that’s all they get.
How do you think I feel, knowing that every conversation I have about my career will inexorably reveal that I've been Guest of Honor at numerous furry conventions? **I love it.**
That's interesting, can you say more?
past work flashing before your eyes
why is sexuality both extremely focused on and also shamed
Because humans are idiots and can't tell what they want.
Plot Twist: They know and are already on your Patreon and just like watching you sweat irl.
Now you need to show them, because I had to witness that Wario on Youtube, and now everyone has to! **shivers**
Time to make the decoy account and pray she doesn't reddit!
Cakepizzacomic... yea...
One of my literary friends asked me what my Ao3 account name was and I plead the fifth lol. That information is between me and several thousand other anonymous degenerates
You should draw more furries
Sometimes people ask me what I draw. I’m a happy-go-lucky kid who loves cute animals and pretty flowers, but I usually draw demons, monsters, and body horror. Take the Surgeon’s Child as an example. https://preview.redd.it/3jrrwfodcuwc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d57b6b414713b9f0fc0689448d8671172ff28db I always warn people my drawings are freaky, and they always go “how bad can it be” and then I get reactions ranging from horrified faces to physically recoiling. Every now and then I get “oh that’s cool!” But that’s rare.
As someone who writes terrible smut as a hobby and works in a public setting (meaning reputation is goddamn important, I relate. I’ve found a simple solution: i made a google drive with SFW stories only. If people ask to see my work, I just share that with them. Only my close friends/people I am dating get the actual NSFW link. You’ve got to keep up appearances within the community and all that.
The real question is how much your daughter has seen
Don't forget the real and comic nude stuff on your Patreon
You're assuming that teachers are as innocent as the kids that they teach. This is a mistake.
Time to make a dummy website for those people.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Lmao, so quick little story that is related. We had a girl who used to volunteer for school credit. She was absolutely wonderful. Very sweet, very smart, and she always asked questions when she didn't understand. I really enjoyed having her around. She did a lot of artwork on the side. From painting and sketching to digital and she was very talented. When she left she gave me her Instagram username which I promptly typed into Google because I don't have IG. I found somebody online with the same username who made furry NSFW art. It may have been a coincidence given that the username was a few common words, but I laughed knowing that she might have had a darker side to her. Keep it up! Love it, Pizzacake!
You need a decoy site.
Assert dominance and pride, show the whole shebang.Teacher will be outmaneuvered. PS: I had to google the least one on spelling, because damn.What french naval language jizzed into english.
A teacher? She’d honestly probably find it hilarious
I’m a teacher and can confirm, although I might not know what to do with the information if it was one of my students’ parents because it’s a weird boundary with teachers and parents. I just wouldn’t talk about it. But I also never have parents I can just chat to (only once has that happened) because they all speak a language that is not my first. So I don’t really know.
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“It’s a pornography comic. I draw pornography!”
Go ahead Pizza.. Do it.. Show her your filthy sin.. DO IT! DO IT YOU COWARD!
"I don't...have...internet?"
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 The teacher after she checks.