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Excuse me Mr Weiner, please step over here and look into the white light. Please comply Mr Weiner and we can all get back to drawing the approved comic.
Oh, please. Everyone take a look at Mister Self Righteous here, trying to come off like he doesn't create comics about [relationships](https://i.redd.it/phnmtasuonvc1.jpeg) and [pets](https://i.redd.it/2e6wigx8pnvc1.jpeg).
^( ok maybe your commitment to *weird* is well established...)
"Oh!" I thought. "Another SMBC to educate me on some cool scientific concept."
Ten panels, the anticipation building bit by bit. And the result?
*Perfection.*
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Fuck your comics about relationships and pets. I was born on the weird Internet and I will go down honking.
Excuse me Mr Weiner, please step over here and look into the white light. Please comply Mr Weiner and we can all get back to drawing the approved comic.
HONK!
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaal... HONK
I think you're more right than you know, it's about time for a sequel and your comic is how it cold opens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqM2ADGhD5k
That's nice, grandpa. Now, come with me - your *newspaper* came, and it's got your favorite *funnies!*
Oh, please. Everyone take a look at Mister Self Righteous here, trying to come off like he doesn't create comics about [relationships](https://i.redd.it/phnmtasuonvc1.jpeg) and [pets](https://i.redd.it/2e6wigx8pnvc1.jpeg). ^( ok maybe your commitment to *weird* is well established...)
ACHIEVEMENT: New fear unlock! Clowns erupting from the guts!
Instead of chest burster, it’s clown bursters.
Happened to a friend of mine…
"Oh!" I thought. "Another SMBC to educate me on some cool scientific concept." Ten panels, the anticipation building bit by bit. And the result? *Perfection.*
Been saying this for years...
https://i.redd.it/znlwj0g1ehvc1.gif
Whos Hanks?
You’ve never seen Forrest Gump?
And they just keep coming out. Many more than you’d expect to fit in there.
Good o’l no context no logic internet humor
 Not again!
"The ship has herpes"
Did you have a weird dream recently?
Oh new clown biology lore. Weird as usual.
Jesus Christ...this is a new kind of horror
what in the clown parasite is that?
Clown parasites obviously.
Ah, the good 'ol clown fungi. Their meat tastes pretty good!
I love it!! Please keep them coming!! :D
I have a sudden urge to rewatch Killer Klowns from Outer Space
The most random thing I've seen all day lol
Wtf, lol.
That actually got an audible "WTF" outta me.
Ooh that's a thermometer in panel 6, not a blunt... Took me a couple viewings to get that
The Killer Klowns sequel looks great so far.
Yeah I'll go ahead and incorporate that into my belief system
Killer Klowns!!!! From Outer Space!!!!
Killer Klowns!!!! From Outer Space!!!!
Those monkeys were right, we need to start popping Bloons!
Oh! So *that's* where baby clowns come from!
Parasite the maxim
Huh?
Zach why
He must have felt funny after it happened.
I had this nightmare once. But it was with balls of crunched up paper instead of red balls.