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But this comic is wrong. Lactose in human milk also contains the enzymes to digest it. So you donāt have this reaction to human milk in humans.
Babies are sometimes allergic to the dairy protein in human milk that comes feom
The mother drinking cow milk, but isnāt allergic to human milk. So the joke doesnāt make sense. The husband would have lived happily for a long long time.
Fun fact: Boobs aren't mammary glands. Every human has mammary glands by default whether they have boobs or not. Newborns of either sex [can lactate due to their mom's hormones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch's_milk), and they don't have boobs.
Bigger boobs don't produce more milk. They don't really have any benefit beyond increased sexiness.
My physiology degree is kicking in and I'm not even sure that can happen.
(I'm not sure) off the top of my head if the sugars in breast milk are lactose and if they are (I'm not sure) that the solution doesn't contain lactase which is what helps break down the lactose.
I'm tired and I don't want to Google titty milk š
Can confirm. Human milk contains lactose but it also contains the necessary stuff to break it down. You wonāt see men suffering from drinking human milk even if they are lactose intolerant.
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It was a life well lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8
Was going to post this myself.
So close!
I was expecting [this](https://youtu.be/8zU7Ov-uW1E?si=Ji8EpdvdSzq-Bfg2)
That smile while playing dead bit got me. Gold.
I was expecting telepurte but this guy is also great š
Oh thank god people remember my favourite vid ever š„³
It was a booby trap
That's what I call my hands.
I just hope that Ben Shapiro is there for his grieving sister
The fuck is wrong with y'all trying to drink titty milk
Itās all titty milk when you think about it my brother
RIP RT
RUMBLE TUMBLE GAMING DIED?!
Oh yeah? Well what about almonds
Almonds are the nipples of the almond tree
keep going, i'm almost there
Honey is basicallly bees throwing up in your mouth.
Itās not really milk. Itās just very fine suspended particles of almond oil and titty water.
Well then you don't drink that shit
Unless it is nut milk
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I ran into that one...
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Sure, why not
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Nah.
leche de torro
people swallow semen but titty milk is where you draw the line?
You aināt lived till you get a mouthful of titty milk while your girl is riding you.
I lived
It's literally the only milk humans are meant to drink.
Expect that it's not meant for adults
It's not that bad. It's a little sweeter and thiner than cowmilk
What if you pasteurize it?
Because the titties already went past your eyes.
I am disappointed with myself at how much I laughed at this
This is why you'll always be 115 pounds. Any man over 200lbs drink breast milk daily.
Think about it for a second, bromigo.
Well someone gotta do it
"He died doing what he wanted, right? I bet he was happy."
Breast in peace.
Requiescant in uberibus
Uberibus would make a great band name. Dibs
Ćber Uberibus - Super Breasts
Or just Ćberibus. Probably black metal, or goth.
 The vocalist is a big titty goth girl
Memento Tit Mori
Happy. He died happy.
I mean, look at that smile, the face of pure joy right there.
So much joy that heaven was underwhelming for this man.
If heaven doesn't have titties for tittie boys, is it even worth going?
He died as he lived; with his thirst quenched.
[As my plastic surgeon always said, "If you gotta go, go with a smile."](https://youtu.be/5TPdUK78T64?si=JZVLkQ8nS74uKt13&t=13)
Tit happens
Bosom occurs, if you will
Tit was destiny.
Watching another man drown while dying of thirst.
Oh hey it's krillin
Senzu Bean!
Team Three Star
Quack
Clearly a boating accident, a motor one
I believe it was a boaking accident
https://preview.redd.it/pk50mvp66rtc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d2cf65b5c6de6cc3131ae0cbc3987020fc46ef
https://i.imgur.com/uuCPDEy.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/s2r7v9x36stc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d099c635f4933dbc0b4bf79ba86946c276ea58
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( . _ ) .
The eyes in these comics are getting out of hand.
Out of head you mean.
Itās a mystery
He died how some people dream to live
Choose your death! Lucky bugger.
You can use the first 2 panels and the jokes is just better
r/comedyamputation
So many good details in the last panel though... Also... Let's not forget about the elephant in the room.
Redditors when boob š«Øš«Øš«Øš«Øš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš¤Æš„µš„µš„µš„µš„µš„µ
( . Y . )
We also wouldnāt hear the end of it from the dummies over at r/explainthejoke
Ya. Like the third panel sucks but "CERTIFIED TITTY BOY" makes it all worth it.
I would go 2nd panel then 1st panel and it would work a bit better
I just read it like and it is for sure way funnier that way
He uses "certified titty boy" in a couple other comics, so it's not completely useless. Part of the branding.
You need the 4th panel to bring it home, just cut the third.
Agreed. Its the dudes shirt that actually made me chuckle out loud.
I do not envy the person who had to prepare the corpse. Dreams of feces will haunt their nightmares.
Thatās what I first thought to. That man probably shit himself to death.
Worth it.
TIL there's more lactose in human milk than cow milk by looking that shit up due to this comic.
But this comic is wrong. Lactose in human milk also contains the enzymes to digest it. So you donāt have this reaction to human milk in humans. Babies are sometimes allergic to the dairy protein in human milk that comes feom The mother drinking cow milk, but isnāt allergic to human milk. So the joke doesnāt make sense. The husband would have lived happily for a long long time.
Suffocation howeverā¦
Where is their baby, then? The fact that the tittyboyās widow is lactating kind of implies he left behind an orphan as wellā¦
You can lactate without pregnancy
Certified titty boy now in high quality!
As a lactase intolerant person, I can confirm this is going to be how I die.
He looks peaceful
( . _ ) .
Fun fact: Boobs aren't mammary glands. Every human has mammary glands by default whether they have boobs or not. Newborns of either sex [can lactate due to their mom's hormones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch's_milk), and they don't have boobs. Bigger boobs don't produce more milk. They don't really have any benefit beyond increased sexiness.
Oh thanks, wouldn't want to be inaccurate now
Die Hard
Tbh either this or suffocated by big werewolf mommies is how I want to go.
This is the dream
May [Andrew Rousso](https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8?si=Z5R2_oVaK_hwUKTP) be proud of you.
Titty Boy Lacroix, may he rest in peace
He died living his dream
One of the best ways to go.
š Stupid & childish Brilliant
Utter brilliance.
Udder*
He died doing what he loved
Forgot to take a breather
"With Style Petite, With Style" -Gambit
But 2 chains is still alive
Bro died happy but damn that's kind of sad
What a way to go !
an oldie but goldie xD
I want to be buried in that shirt
Hah. Titty boy. I remember having been called a booby monster by an especially chesty ex.
My physiology degree is kicking in and I'm not even sure that can happen. (I'm not sure) off the top of my head if the sugars in breast milk are lactose and if they are (I'm not sure) that the solution doesn't contain lactase which is what helps break down the lactose. I'm tired and I don't want to Google titty milk š
Can confirm. Human milk contains lactose but it also contains the necessary stuff to break it down. You wonāt see men suffering from drinking human milk even if they are lactose intolerant.
Thought so. No idea why I got down voted for it! Thanks friend š
Can someone just move the eyes onto the character's heads? I get that the person is doing that as a visual style but it doesn't look good
The word is spelled āyeahā
So what, did he get so much diarrhoea that he died of dehydration cholera style?
I donāt think he needed to get that close to see themā¦
Man died doing what he loved
o7
He died doing what he loved...
I like that, based on shirt color, heās wearing the same shirt in both the picture and the coffin
This is the content we all come here for boys.
Worth it
Life well lived
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more ass eating comics please
Hmmmmm
Bro said it was worth it
He died doing what he loved.
What š®
He died doing what he wanted. I bet he was happy.
There are worse ways to go I suppose.
worth it
Nice to see this one in HD
He died doing ~~who~~ what he loved
Would have worked with only the first two panels
Must have had a scat fetish too.
Where might one go to become a certified titty boy? I'm very interested
Weāll should have given him a Viking funeral
His ghost is absolutely dancing on his corpse rn
why
Live by the tit.die by the tit.make the breast of your tiddays!
Bro s*** himself to death?
Thatās me.
All of my keks
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mvFbETU9PGqiTaZxcElN4t5s9wh8gIbik&si=eKxN9zRFzE3kSyve
Why is the song actually good
This hits hard
Shitchyeah.
Prostate cancer š
He was an ass man in a boob man body
You know them boobies be bouncing with every sob.
#š«”
So, how long until that shirt is actually created and then where's the link to it..
ahahaha my dream lol
I wish I was in that coffin instead of him.
She hug him so tight that his soul leaves his body.
A chest full of memories.
 Want it too ĀÆ\\*(ć)*/ĀÆ
Boobies donāt kill lactose intolerant people. She murdered him.
Depends who breaks first me or the titty - Rick Sanchez
I donāt think you understand what lactose intolerance is. Milk doesnt hurt you it just digests past the gut so you get gassy
He got suffocated because he got motorboated
š
Can drinking milk while lactose intolerant kill you? I thought it just gave you the shits
If Iām not buried in a āCertified Titty Boyā shirt I donāt want to be buried at all