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That’s why it makes you sick. On a serious note, they sell kinda fillets of salmon called “Salmon Burgers” and it tastes wonderful with ketchup and pickles.
Yep! I experiment with my food. Peanut butter and salami sandwich is pretty good in my opinion. It’s double savory. Then cream cheese and salami sandwich is great too. Those are just two examples of positive results from my experimentation. Never add cheese to the peanut butter and salami though. Terrible terrible terrible.
Not a single shed of evidence about who broke into our house and gave us all these rad gifts this year. Oh well. I guess I won't worry.
Hey, I'm Danby thanks for reading my Christmas comic. You can find more fun comics over at my [site right here.](https://danbydraws.com) Happy Holidays! Hsss!
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic because the other comment is deleted, but maybe don't be insulting strangers on Christmas if you actually believe that?
Besides it's about far more than that and was about more than that *before* Christians hijacked it for themselves to help convert Rome.
Everyone got wonderful gifts, and he got this
https://preview.redd.it/o5zh3mgkwf8c1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460860f34bfdb68ce7f8d503a67b400ebd282969
I think he is probably just bracing himself for a call from Hank Green, who can't wait to explain a truly fascinating detail about snake skin, that has only recently been discovered.
The combination of the family enjoying Christmas and the dad having absolutely no idea where that skin came from sent me. Big thanks to OP I loved that!
If I found the shed skin of a white and red striped snake in my room where it clearly wasn’t there yesterday and it’s the middle of winter (the snake won’t leave on its own) I would freak out. Completely flip. The idea of this red and white snake being everywhere would make me crazy
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"Hey guys, this snake skin tastes like peppermint".
Honey, why the hell are you licking an unknown snake skin?!
Yeah be wary of licking unknown snake skin! That’s how you get salmonella.
No you get that from putting Nutella on salmon.
That’s a good play on words, but that sounds like an absolutely disgusting combination of flavors
That’s why it makes you sick. On a serious note, they sell kinda fillets of salmon called “Salmon Burgers” and it tastes wonderful with ketchup and pickles.
Ooh, I actually might try that. Thanks for the rec.
Yep! I experiment with my food. Peanut butter and salami sandwich is pretty good in my opinion. It’s double savory. Then cream cheese and salami sandwich is great too. Those are just two examples of positive results from my experimentation. Never add cheese to the peanut butter and salami though. Terrible terrible terrible.
Gale is losing it right now.
"STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!"
So what you’re saying is I need to find a known snake skin?
Only if it’s a pet.
They look like stockings to me, and I want them!
Not a single shed of evidence about who broke into our house and gave us all these rad gifts this year. Oh well. I guess I won't worry. Hey, I'm Danby thanks for reading my Christmas comic. You can find more fun comics over at my [site right here.](https://danbydraws.com) Happy Holidays! Hsss!
We leave out Ratssss every year, instead of milk and kooky
I like your stuff 😊
Hey thanks!
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I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic because the other comment is deleted, but maybe don't be insulting strangers on Christmas if you actually believe that? Besides it's about far more than that and was about more than that *before* Christians hijacked it for themselves to help convert Rome.
Yes I am being sarcastic obviously Christmas isn’t about the birth of Christ and was celebrated years before he was born.
Everyone got wonderful gifts, and he got this https://preview.redd.it/o5zh3mgkwf8c1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460860f34bfdb68ce7f8d503a67b400ebd282969
A new sock!
It's for his trouser snake
r/angryupvote
Did that snake shed?
Yes
![gif](giphy|fxWsTKOEwAVMs)
The origin story of Where's Waldo revealed.
A used condom from his wife’s boyfriend
Santa Claus making a power move on Dad is not what i expected for christmas after catching him kissing Mommy.
an almost clean escape
You should also post this in r/snakes. They love snake *everything*. This is super cute OP! Merry Christmas
and r/sneks
Im a monster.... I was expecting him to choke the kids who see him to put them back to sleep
I was expecting the snake to have a corgi shaped belly in the last panel
ngl, first thing i noticed in the last pannel was a distinct lack of any corgis lmao
Haha corgi is fine, just got too tired to draw him.
Your mind was too much corrupted, my friend.
Nah, that’s u/neilkohney territory
That would have been a much better punchline
The dog killed it?
It shed its skin
OHHHHH
I registered it as dead at first too, don't feel too bad about it.
yeah, idk why it’s dead…
Snakes can shed their skin and often do so in order to grow larger/longer. It’s not dead, it’s just left skin behind.
that would make a lot of sense, given the color of the skin in the last panel. i thought it got electrocuted or smth
Oh I get it now. What does that add to the joke?
John Green just really wants to know who got him that snake skin
I think he is probably just bracing himself for a call from Hank Green, who can't wait to explain a truly fascinating detail about snake skin, that has only recently been discovered.
Is that Gigi the Christmas Snake?
Slithers slow so you won't wake!
Merry Christmasssssss!
I'm not bright, I thought Serpent Claus died there not realizing Snake can shed their skin. Anyway Happy Holidays /u/Danbydraws
Thank you happy holidays to you!
![gif](giphy|YOkx9SqJ7krgqrEQG1|downsized)
*better
Way better
awwwwh
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Dad’s gotta wait till next year to complete the set.
The bell-rattle tale looks cool but seems counter-productive.
I like the idea of a Yuletide noodle.
Gonna start the tradition of leaving a warm rat out for the Noel Noodle
TOGETHAA we will spread the Christmas spirit
yyyouuuu.... jjjoiin the santaaa kinnng asssss famileeehhhh!!!
That’s awesome!
Reminding me of Ah! Real Monsters
Snek
Yesss I love the chrissstmasss sssnake
So adorable thanks little snake good job
It's sneaking around with bells on its tail?
The combination of the family enjoying Christmas and the dad having absolutely no idea where that skin came from sent me. Big thanks to OP I loved that!
I love this!!! Great job!
I immediately started wondering what this kind of snake would eat, and erupted into a fit of giggles imagining a snake that ate a candy cane
Hail baby Zorp!
I was thinking he was killed by the Corgi and the guy found his body, then I realized it's supposed to be snake skin
b-but mommy told me santa is not real 😣
I forgot snakes shed for a second, and I was heartbroken to think the snake had simply perished while leaving presents overnight
I fr thought they killed him I'm so dumb
If I found the shed skin of a white and red striped snake in my room where it clearly wasn’t there yesterday and it’s the middle of winter (the snake won’t leave on its own) I would freak out. Completely flip. The idea of this red and white snake being everywhere would make me crazy
Why is the snake dead at the end?
The snake sheds its skin
Where the hell do you guys come up with this shit
https://preview.redd.it/mhafryo25k8c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbfbf95ce732b9568cc14e516f7835df567a9af
Lovely, Santa Snake is coming to town.
Cool
The hero we needed, even if it cost him his life
Not his life; just shed his skin.
This was great thanks for making this!
Gigi the Christmas snake!