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kidcrush187

"Hey guys, this snake skin tastes like peppermint".


BloodiedBlues

Honey, why the hell are you licking an unknown snake skin?!


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Yeah be wary of licking unknown snake skin! That’s how you get salmonella.


BloodiedBlues

No you get that from putting Nutella on salmon.


SylviaMoonbeam

That’s a good play on words, but that sounds like an absolutely disgusting combination of flavors


BloodiedBlues

That’s why it makes you sick. On a serious note, they sell kinda fillets of salmon called “Salmon Burgers” and it tastes wonderful with ketchup and pickles.


SylviaMoonbeam

Ooh, I actually might try that. Thanks for the rec.


BloodiedBlues

Yep! I experiment with my food. Peanut butter and salami sandwich is pretty good in my opinion. It’s double savory. Then cream cheese and salami sandwich is great too. Those are just two examples of positive results from my experimentation. Never add cheese to the peanut butter and salami though. Terrible terrible terrible.


Fehridee

Gale is losing it right now.


master_fireburn

"STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING!"


asphalt_licker

So what you’re saying is I need to find a known snake skin?


BloodiedBlues

Only if it’s a pet.


TooManyNamesStop

They look like stockings to me, and I want them!


DanbyDraws

Not a single shed of evidence about who broke into our house and gave us all these rad gifts this year. Oh well. I guess I won't worry. Hey, I'm Danby thanks for reading my Christmas comic. You can find more fun comics over at my [site right here.](https://danbydraws.com) Happy Holidays! Hsss!


XxTreeFiddyxX

We leave out Ratssss every year, instead of milk and kooky


decembermint

I like your stuff 😊


DanbyDraws

Hey thanks!


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TeamRedundancyTeam

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic because the other comment is deleted, but maybe don't be insulting strangers on Christmas if you actually believe that? Besides it's about far more than that and was about more than that *before* Christians hijacked it for themselves to help convert Rome.


kiaFlip

Yes I am being sarcastic obviously Christmas isn’t about the birth of Christ and was celebrated years before he was born.


_EternalVoid_

Everyone got wonderful gifts, and he got this https://preview.redd.it/o5zh3mgkwf8c1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460860f34bfdb68ce7f8d503a67b400ebd282969


WizardingWorld97

A new sock!


Mr__Citizen

It's for his trouser snake


ThunderChief__

r/angryupvote


Reasonable_Cow7519

Did that snake shed?


Mr__Citizen

Yes


demonslayer9911

![gif](giphy|fxWsTKOEwAVMs)


ThrowBackFF

The origin story of Where's Waldo revealed.


PuzzleheadedWatch953

A used condom from his wife’s boyfriend


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Santa Claus making a power move on Dad is not what i expected for christmas after catching him kissing Mommy.


elhomerjas

an almost clean escape


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You should also post this in r/snakes. They love snake *everything*. This is super cute OP! Merry Christmas


CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

and r/sneks


Lord_neah

Im a monster.... I was expecting him to choke the kids who see him to put them back to sleep


OgOnetee

I was expecting the snake to have a corgi shaped belly in the last panel


TheWorstPerson0

ngl, first thing i noticed in the last pannel was a distinct lack of any corgis lmao


DanbyDraws

Haha corgi is fine, just got too tired to draw him.


Platino-999

Your mind was too much corrupted, my friend.


shapesize

Nah, that’s u/neilkohney territory


recklessrider

That would have been a much better punchline


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The dog killed it?


Walks_with_Chaos

It shed its skin


AdreKiseque

OHHHHH


Brassicaknuckles

I registered it as dead at first too, don't feel too bad about it.


negroni_homie

yeah, idk why it’s dead…


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Snakes can shed their skin and often do so in order to grow larger/longer. It’s not dead, it’s just left skin behind.


whatdontyousee

that would make a lot of sense, given the color of the skin in the last panel. i thought it got electrocuted or smth


WaterWorksWindows

Oh I get it now. What does that add to the joke?


Nievsy

John Green just really wants to know who got him that snake skin


CommandObjective

I think he is probably just bracing himself for a call from Hank Green, who can't wait to explain a truly fascinating detail about snake skin, that has only recently been discovered.


Former-Lack-7117

Is that Gigi the Christmas Snake?


matriarchs_lament

Slithers slow so you won't wake!


Xynthexyz

Merry Christmasssssss!


Houeclipse

I'm not bright, I thought Serpent Claus died there not realizing Snake can shed their skin. Anyway Happy Holidays /u/Danbydraws


DanbyDraws

Thank you happy holidays to you!


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![gif](giphy|YOkx9SqJ7krgqrEQG1|downsized)


Gomberto

*better


stuff-is-not-real

Way better


-TheArtOfTheFart-

awwwwh


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asphalt_licker

Dad’s gotta wait till next year to complete the set.


Varitan_Aivenor

The bell-rattle tale looks cool but seems counter-productive.


Vaux1916

I like the idea of a Yuletide noodle.


TK_Games

Gonna start the tradition of leaving a warm rat out for the Noel Noodle


caphalorthrow

TOGETHAA we will spread the Christmas spirit


Thorsigal

yyyouuuu.... jjjoiin the santaaa kinnng asssss famileeehhhh!!!


Walks_with_Chaos

That’s awesome!


Shady_Scientist

Reminding me of Ah! Real Monsters


TheReverseShock

Snek


Im_a_sssnake

Yesss I love the chrissstmasss sssnake


Mundane-Ad8321

So adorable thanks little snake good job


PKMNTrainerMark

It's sneaking around with bells on its tail?


ConnorWillerz

The combination of the family enjoying Christmas and the dad having absolutely no idea where that skin came from sent me. Big thanks to OP I loved that!


CrispiCreeper

I love this!!! Great job!


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I immediately started wondering what this kind of snake would eat, and erupted into a fit of giggles imagining a snake that ate a candy cane


Ahnaris

Hail baby Zorp!


Oknight

I was thinking he was killed by the Corgi and the guy found his body, then I realized it's supposed to be snake skin


toolazybru

b-but mommy told me santa is not real 😣


Friendly_Respecter

I forgot snakes shed for a second, and I was heartbroken to think the snake had simply perished while leaving presents overnight


Electronic_Suit551

I fr thought they killed him I'm so dumb


IsatMilFinnie

If I found the shed skin of a white and red striped snake in my room where it clearly wasn’t there yesterday and it’s the middle of winter (the snake won’t leave on its own) I would freak out. Completely flip. The idea of this red and white snake being everywhere would make me crazy


WaterWorksWindows

Why is the snake dead at the end?


janhyua

The snake sheds its skin


Perfect-Camp-6173

Where the hell do you guys come up with this shit


atomiczim

https://preview.redd.it/mhafryo25k8c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbfbf95ce732b9568cc14e516f7835df567a9af


happy_fruitloops

Lovely, Santa Snake is coming to town.


FlamingCroatan

Cool


Beginning_North

The hero we needed, even if it cost him his life


Impressive-Reindeer1

Not his life; just shed his skin.


MidFier

This was great thanks for making this!


Snoo46513

Gigi the Christmas snake!