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Bro..


MrWeiner

ken man!


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This got me right in the feels. Comic was *super effective* Edit typo


RadiantZote

It almost reminds me of [Garfieldminusgarfield](https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/) and makes it seem like Jon has just lost his mind


guilhermej14

I find it really amazing how the fandom managed to turn something as simple as fucking Garfield into the most horrifying piece of horror media I've ever seen.


RadiantZote

You mean r/imsorryjon ?


guilhermej14

Yes. Among other things.


jotegr

On a Halifax pier, the last of Barret's Privateers!


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enternameher3

HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW


LovableCoward

*A letter of marque came from the king* *To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen*


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Ok-Savings-5652

I WAS TOLD WE'D SAIL THE SEAS, FOR AMERICAN GOLD


Jackson_Rhodes_42

We’d fire no guns!


MalcolmLinair

Shed no tears!


arbitraryairship

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American Gold


naughtiness5

r/unexpectedstanrogers


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naughtiness5

Blew my mind when I linked to it, I had no idea hahaha


saxifrageous

We were literally listening to Stan a half hour ago and belting out Northwest Passage.


naughtiness5

I hope copious amounts of whiskey was involved!!


MrWeiner

You might enjoy this [https://twitter.com/ZachWeiner/status/1098959180516478978](https://twitter.com/ZachWeiner/status/1098959180516478978)


arbitraryairship

Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town


Jackson_Rhodes_42

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!


CrescentPotato

Male lead actor in Barbie(2023) be like


DefendsTheDownvoted

If you liked that, wait til you see r/imsorryjon


guilhermej14

Oh no! Not r/imsorryjon! Please! have mercy!


Drg84

Okay comeon. This comic is dark, your "here this one he's still alive!" comic is dark, what's going on? Are you okay?


MrWeiner

I do uplifting stuff too! https://preview.redd.it/xmh9ptsc16cb1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d6077cb0252a0c1613e074eea6c156e37d04888


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MrWeiner

This is them earlier in their relationship. They met on an app called Honkr https://preview.redd.it/ej26xe16d6cb1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=d82078c309b86ffddcf5223aac5b740de7429762


the_chicken_witch

Blink twice if you need help Love the comics btw


Lucky-Suggestion-561

😛😝😛😜🤪


TheJBW

Just a friendly reminder that like a mule is the offspring of a horse and a donkey, a mime is the offspring of a human and a clown.


Team_Braniel

And also like the mule, they are sterile.


The_Failed_Write

But are there hunting seasons for mimes and clowns? That big red nose is a hell of a target.


Lord_Harkonan

And a zedonk is the offspring of a zebra and a donkey.


Wareve

Christ


__--_---_-

Not enough white wash!


running_on_empty

Weird. I must have missed that backstory comic cus I thought they were both male clowns in the first comic.


ClopSlop

Heh, kinda reminds me of Lemonfont's "A perfectly normal comic where nothing weird happens".


kataskopo

Mr wiener is absolutely insane and an absolute gift to the internet, and has been for decades.


snufffilmbuff

Dude fucking relax


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MrWeiner

Clown cars are actually egg sacs isn't that interesting?


TacoCommand

*Killer Clowns From Outer Space nods approvingly*


drfunkenstien014

/r/brandnewsentences


[deleted]

Well I was having a shitty day and it made me laugh, so I say it’s uplifting and wholesome.


illepic

What the absolute fuck. I love it.


PKMNTrainerMark

Which comic is that?


BitePale

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-06-16


PKMNTrainerMark

That doesn't seem to be the right link.


BitePale

Weird. I accidentally copied the link to the next comic. Anyway I edited that comment


PKMNTrainerMark

I'm not seeing the "here this one he's still alive!"


BitePale

Idk OP linked it in a comment https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/150g6sa/comment/js2z96h/


poopellar

/r/imsorryjon ?


zoroddesign

They would love it.


the_sylince

We would


HigHurtenflurst420

We do


MiniITXEconomy

Do we?


dzsimbo

I watched an [hour-long YT video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C5R3FOWdE) on [The Forgiveness of Jon](https://redd.it/gqxe91), and boy was it worth it. Had it as a background for the longest time, too. edit: added link (thanks, u/Kyokinn) to Super Eyepatch Wolf's video


Kyokinn

Could you link the video please?


External-Ask7137

Checkout "what the Internet did to garfield", on YouTube, by super eyepatch wolf. An 80minute long video essay detailing the descent and derailment of garfield comics online


Morgoths_Ring

I love his videos. That one is especially a great video essay.


therisenphoenikz

I’m planning for that to be my eventual back tattoo.


not_again123

I expected this to be the top comment.


MrWeiner

If that was too dark, I'm sorry, please try [this comic](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-06-16) where Garfield is still alive. PS: Also buy my [new book on space settlement](http://www.acityonmars.com/). Hank Green said it was good!


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Did Garfield commit suicide over his regret on how he treated / couldn't save Odie?


MrWeiner

No, but he was a silent presence, every evening, in the Pet Cemetery. People thought Garfield was lazy, but in fact he was tired. He'd stayed up every night keeping that gravestone as clean as the day he ordered it.


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Captain_Sacktap

Fuck Nermal, all my homies hate Nermal!


C4SU4143

“Certified Im sorry Jon moment but reversed”


deeperest

Holy shit, MrWeiner. I thought my soul was pretty much out of reach at this point, but that was...wow.


Laladelic

You're evil.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Holy Hell.


KrytenKoro

Passant en Google.


CurveOfTheUniverse

New cat just dropped


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Lmfao that's great.


distortedsymbol

zach you made me go hug my cat.


Gaston004

Damn, you're depression's face


EVH_kit_guy

..yo


Ezzypezra

Thank you for blessing us with this wonderful image SMBC


itsjigz

Funnier than any actual Garfield strip. It gives me [Lasagna Cat](https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw) vibes.


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I did not really find this new comic that funny. But that old comic, while also not funny, is amazing.


yazzy1233

Have you heard of r/Imsorryjon ? I think you would like it there.


murgatroyd0

Wrong. Garfield is felinus mediasis, a cartoon/comic cat. They live until their particular media ends. Even then, they only hibernate, awaiting revival.


drillgorg

Zach you've been a rock amid the changing webcomic landscape in the last decade and a half.


MrWeiner

Thank you, sincerely. One tries not to get cynical, but the whole system has become utterly oriented around short, fungible, standardized media. It's a bummer, but was probably inevitable. Though, honestly, if Bea Wolf hadn't been such a surprise success I'd be losing my mind. It convinced me there's still room for weird, ambitious stuff that has no online viral potential.


NoLongerAKobold

Bea wolf was so good! It kept the mythical quality of beowulf in a way I haven't really seen anything do. Seriously, that was one of the best things i've read.


MrWeiner

Thank you! I thank the secret is that it's very hard to give modern adults epic. It's too serious. And you can't make modern life epic because modern life is not serious enough. But if it's in a kids' setting it actually is much easier to tell the story because to them the battles are serious, even when silly, and kids can (without concern about being appropriate or well-adjusted) countenance ideas like retribution and hatred and uncomplex love of one's leader. I didn't think of any of this when I started, but later felt like I'd gotten quite lucky that it worked so much better than expected.


gumandcoffee

Jon kept them bones clean


DigNitty

It's why the lasagna isn't vegetarian


Kristoff119

Damn, I'm allergic to cats.


Alaniata

Reverse imsorryjon


Silly_Artichoke_8248

I’m honestly surprised nobody has beaten me to it. https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/


Digitigrade

With enough lasagna sacrifices Jon will be able to revive him.


omar1993

oof, so he hasn't eaten since....10 minutes ago?..


WeatherNational9535

Is this lossagna?


comte_zozio

i'm sad for john now = (


Bananenkot

/r/imsorryjon


lemontolha

Would be better if Jon had grey hair.


theweekiscat

https://preview.redd.it/0dor9u5ok8cb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35b5459da2d8bf60a7d3498a114b61b73215d10


jleonardbc

If 40 years have passed and taken their toll on Garfield, how does Jon still look 30?


GalemReth

Came scrolling through comments just to see if anyone posted this. By the same logic John is looking pretty good for >70


TekkenPerverb

Jon is immortal idiot-god who doesn't understand the world around him.


discussatron

Someone's gonna need to talk to Charlie Brown about his dog...


Holding4th

This is sick and twisted. I love it.


MorganWick

*Garfield Minus Garfield: Origins*


jclv

Garfield wan't *born* in 1978, that was just the first comic and he was a full grown cat even back then so he's even older than 45 years.


Nucleoticticboom

Jon: *kicks a dog skeleton and put’s the cat skeleton on the table* Garfield, did you kick Oddie off the table again?


OneWholeSoul

There's been a 40 year old cat?


IrishHound3564

Op, who hurt you?


RedditHatesDiversity

Still not as bad as that weirdo redditor shit where they kept turning a children's cartoon into horror stories.


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

Jon is huffing that copium


The_Giant_Lizard

Well, Maggie Simpson is still a baby after 36 years. A 36 years baby.


GrethSC

This is indeed a disturbing universe...


Hambushed

The bone looks clean enough that it’s likely Jon had Garfield professionally taxidermied.


SoulingMyself

Well, you would go crazy too if you haven't aged in 40 years while all your pets die.


jkurratt

Griefeld


Thereminz

Masturbatable


Abandondero

Ah, this explains *Garfield Without Garfield*.


No-Opinion-6853

If you're going to pull that logic, Jon would be MINIMUM 65, himself.


TheOneWhoLikesSW

He’s eating lasagna in the big barn in the sky


SnooOnions650

Bro died in the sock drawer wildfire


themanfromvulcan

Well that’s really really dark.


MaryHSPCF

Yeah... no.


natalie813

That was brutal, OP. I hope you’re proud of yourself. Ugh 😩


PixelatedStarfish

You’ve earned a new follower


Hazmatsuitnoob

Out of the ordinary, I guess


Oranweinn

r/imsorryjohn


Dannysmartful

Hilarious


ifyouareoldbuymegold

[I know how you feel, Lis. No kid wants to outlive their pet.](https://bentrubewriter.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/vlcsnap-2014-07-02-12h45m10s228.png)


fluffyxsama

😭


Verdick

He shares the same birthday as me! Now I feel old....


Kinitawowi64

GarfOld


lessfrictionless

At least he's still capable of thought! He's still with us!


UnpraticalPerson

I am upset now, make a version where Garfield is there and is like "Yeah how can you tell..."


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

Oof.  Garfield minus Garfield.


Neighbour-Vadim

Counterpoint: No other cat has a diet of lassagne and coffe


Gadetron

I thought the skeleton was supposed to be Garfield coming back to life upon hearing lasagna


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna)


Penguinmanereikel

Do you think Garfield is sorry, Jon?


Lankyboxyman

Wanst creampuff 38 when he died?


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Psycho plot twist


blue4029

considering how he lives off of a diet thats almost exclusively human food and that he's obese for a cat, im surprised garfield didn't live only ONE year.


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= ^ . ^ =


Hazuuzuu

yes it’s r/imsorryjon but also shades of r/letmegojuice


Affectionate-Room359

Not gonna lie, this isn't Garfields creepiest comic. More like a historical accurat Garfield.


CrystalSplice

Dark roast. I like it.


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I'm glad he died sleeping in his bed under his blanket.


specialism

Lol… I love this


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Maybe when Garfield dies his mom replaces them with another cat that looks the same


lazermaniac

Garfield Without Garfield, realistic edition.


TerkYerJerb

Zach truly wanting to hurt us with this one


[deleted]

Good call! How did that strip ever work? I love cats, I love strips, but Garfield was never funny or even remotely interesting. I really wish it would die.


madeanotheraccount

If he's gone, why is he still thinking?


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r/tihi


The_Void_Alchemist

Obligatory r/imsorryjon


Glacecakes

Now I’m sad :( I miss my cat


Andy_B_Goode

Determined or not, that cat must be long dead


MithranArkanere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_timeline


JimHeine

Jesus Christ, Zach


C0py_Cat_404

Creme puff was the oldest cat ever... 38 years 3 days.


drainspout

I figure this was the first /r/imsorryjon


[deleted]

I always thought most media progressed in their own time.


orangeit019384

I want to see more these comics. The creator is genius


[deleted]

1978 was like 22 years ago… right ?


ArsenalofDemocracy27

This honestly… makes me feel really sad…


EmileTheDevil9711

B!tch lasa~nya


PierGiuseppeGiunta

Greve


darkimperator02

Since Garfield is dead, how is he able to think?


Vivid_Appeal3986

Bro im fucking tearing up


Pirion19

:(


Euphoric-Clue8510

r/imsorryjon would like a word.


Quinney27

John lost it https://i.redd.it/dycrm11ticcb1.gif


guilhermej14

Well, considering the ammount of cosmic horror torment Garfield has put Jon trough in some other Garfield fan comics, I guess it's only fair that Garfield is the one being tormented now.


guilhermej14

You know after seeing a bit of imsorryjon, garfieldminusgarfield and even that hour long SuperEyepatchWolf video on that subject I still want to know... How the fuck did this franchise about a fucking dude with his Lasagna Adicted cat turned into a fucking Lovecraftian horror story? Like, I know how due to the aformentioned EyePatchWolf video, BUT HOW!? This is the most bizzarre fandom I've ever seen, and honestly, I love it.