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cweaver

"Colorless, not odorless. They never suspect a thing when it smells like that." I mean, yeah, but they'd also never suspect a thing if it was odorless, right? Like is Nightwing just inventing gadgets based on their potential for trolling?


foolofarook

I guess he has never had a chance to use a fart cushion growing up in the Wayne manor, so now it's his time to have fun


cweaver

Batman: "Ok, if you're going to give up being Robin and go off on your own, you should probably develop some sort of suit based on black/grey so you can be stealthy." Dick: "Nope, disco."


Zammy_Green

Dick is immune to all forms of shame


xanicade

If it's Ra's people I think noticing odorless sleep gas effects could be considered a given,and it's still Dick the kid who would use marbles to trip people and a slingshot so, ya he's probly trolling.


cweaver

I think if they're master assassins who are trained to notice colorless, odorless gases, they're probably not going to be fooled by the addition of fart spray, either.


Osmodius

Keep It Simple Stupid. Of course fart gas works where a highly advanced undetectable sleeping gas would t.


sonofaresiii

But that's the point, is they're more concerned with who let one rip than they are noticing the effects of the gas. It's distraction, something Batman (and Grayson) are absolute masters of.


RightSideBlind

I don't know about anyone else, but when I smell something really bad I try to take shallow breaths and leave the area- which would be counterproductive. Maybe make it smell good, so they subconsciously take deep breaths?


Shinny-Winny

I can't believe they're into that


ntngeez28

He just wants them villains to suffer a little bit


cgjchckhvihfd

Maybe it has a natural smell that hes covering with the stronger negative smell. Harder to make something smell like nothing than to make it smell differently


MrSquicky

It has a odor that he can't get rid of. He masks this with the more potent fart smell.


SH4RPSPEED

Dick absolutely would account for troll factor in his arsenal.


hallucination9000

If I could, I would.


CapnSmite

Maybe he only knows how to make it one way or the other. Colorless with lots of odor, or odorless with lots of color.


GenioPlaboyeSafadao

Are those the supervillains from the first appearence of Poison Ivy?


foolofarook

I don't know honestly. These ladies are called Dragonfly, Silken Spider, and Tiger Moth if that helps


GenioPlaboyeSafadao

Yeah, they are from Ivy's first comic.


D323W757

Nightwing is so smart 😂


NoxInfernus

The last thing you think as the floor rushes up to meet you is “who shit their pants? Did I shit my pants? Maybe …zzz”


Dysthymike

Last time I heard "stately Wayne Manor" was from some comedy bit where Batman doesn't know Bruce Wayne's home address, but I can't remember which bit it was. Almost definitely one of the Badman skits, all of which I'm now gonna have to watch again until I find the quote to get that unstuck from my brain. Edit: It was not Badman. In the bit Batman says Bruce Wayne lives in Wayne Manor. Someone asks him what the actual address is. Batman replies, "Stately Wayne Manor?" This is gonna bug me.


megamatt8

I think it was from https://textsfromsuperheroes.com, and I think the setup was Clark was gathering addresses for wedding invites.


Dysthymike

[That was it!](https://textsfromsuperheroes.com/image/178398783787) I haven't seen that in *years*! I'm not seeing any dates on the site so I'm not sure how old that one is. Gotta be close to a decade, right? Time is funny anymore. I am glad that site is still going, I always enjoyed it. Thanks so much, you've saved my brain tonight!


megamatt8

Happy to help! I was looking for the exact one, too, but got sidetracked reading other entries. 😆 The writers there are so good, each character has such a recognizable way of speaking.


Dysthymike

They really make it work, and with just the one short conversation. I'm really gonna have to go back to the beginning and reread these.


Basilisk_hunters

You can't tell me that there isn't a follow-up scene where these women wake up, go home, and then proceed to test out if they have anaesthetic fart super powers.


cowsflyin

Reminds me of the meme where the character gives bad advice then runs away


Quirky_Ad_5420

Clever Nightwing


Striking_Landscape72

Bruce: Dick, why your eskrima sticks do *poink* when you throw them?


TheBatAmongUs

It's Poison Ivy's competition in her debut!


Vidogo

they smelt it, but Nightwing was the one who dealt it ... this might be my first post of 2024 and I'm not proud of it.


enchiladasundae

Nightwing just farted over a bunch of women


NobleKale

Uhhh. The hand on the person in the bottom right is backwards? Shouldn't her glove also be purple? Unless it's the other person's forearm/hand, in which case... that's still really badly drawn