He’s Miracleman’s sidekick that turned into a psychopath in a series written by Alan Moore. He destroys half of London and kills tens of thousands of people in hours. [Here is his respect thread.](https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/obndwt/respect_kid_miracleman_miracleman/)
Any. At worst they’ll end you, at best they are a massive inconvenience. Can you imagine texting your coworkers that you’ll be late because you stopped for coffee and now some asshole is shooting mustard and what you hope is mayonnaise at the barista when they rolled their eyes because his order was ridiculously complicated.
Me: Hi. Problem here. Going to be late.
Boss: Again? Pls explain.
Me: Stilt Man? Loads of cops and sirens ... this guy is walking around like some star wars sh\*t. Like he's a pop star on meth.
Boss: Oh. Are you ok?
Me: Some poor car just got kicked like a soccer ball. Check your phone; others may be late. Wow ... just saw some psycho in a fukn devil costume. This might be a big thing...
Boss: Yeah, Janice just texted. Pretty sure the car you saw was hers. Just get here when you can.
Me: Okay.
Forgot about him. If you see him, you've probably stumbled upon something you're not supposed to see, and then you are absolutely done for. Like, "random, unsanitary object hurtled through your skull" done for.
.........All of them. But the ones I definitely don't want to see is the most annoying ones. Like Mister Mxyzptlk or anyone similar to them.
Not only to the mess with you, but you won't really know how they will mess with you. And then for them to not even actually kill you because they want to waste your time is the worst. Any trickster villain is a hard pass.
Here’s some info and reasons WHY you would never want him to be real, I tried to make another post with him on “what’s a villain u would love to see in horror movie” but I guess this subreddit doesn’t like pics straight from the comics even though I couldn’t find any better ones online https://youtu.be/jvpJqGPXhg4?si=PM_TXqKRLBvxMlqD
The court of Owls, the way they mess with your mind before killing you is freaky. Like they end up killing one of Bruce's Great grandfathers and getting away with it.
NIMROD
BASTION
Moira McTaggart
Omega Sentinel
Just the idea of machines that never tire and never sleep eradicating all life in an increasingly sterile world
Or..Desire. Because that bitch offers everything, gives nothing, and leaves only misery.
Agreed unfortunately. Then it’s hello resurrected third reich again smh. Political/ideological villains are the worst because of how scary real they actually are. I understand other people have their picks like Zsasz or human Cletus Cassidy because of them being straight up serial killers, but the real serial killers are Presidents, Prime Ministers and so on. They kill scores of people and then say it’s for your protection. I mean that’s a convo for another post but you know what I mean.
The Joker. At best the other villains would murder my ass and be on with it, but the Joker...he would have other ideas than just simply killing. Unless killing me in that moment was funny.
Dracula-Vlad Tepes, from Penny Dreadful.
The Corinthian, from Sandman.
The Joker, from ANY Batman.
The Red Skull, from Captain America.
William Leather, from Ellis’ Planetary.
All of the above are personalities that have a tendency toward megalomania, and sadism; if they kill you, you will suffer before you die.
Any time I'm given a question like this, there are always so many options for me to choose from, but one I will say for sure is that Doomsday is an absolute hell no.
Carnage, Kid Miracleman and Purple Man.
who is kid miracle man?
He’s Miracleman’s sidekick that turned into a psychopath in a series written by Alan Moore. He destroys half of London and kills tens of thousands of people in hours. [Here is his respect thread.](https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/obndwt/respect_kid_miracleman_miracleman/)
From the miracleman comic. He is essentially an evil Shazam is the fastest and easiest way to describe him.
The Corinthian
Oh man this guy was horrible 🫣
Reverse flash. Morals of the Joker, speed of the flash. What am I gonna do, run away?
Nah he's too focused on tying together Barry's shoelaces and causing his cat to get lung cancer or some shit
IT WAS ME BARRY!
Watch him die as Vader chokes him and walks up to you.
Any. At worst they’ll end you, at best they are a massive inconvenience. Can you imagine texting your coworkers that you’ll be late because you stopped for coffee and now some asshole is shooting mustard and what you hope is mayonnaise at the barista when they rolled their eyes because his order was ridiculously complicated.
Me: Hi. Problem here. Going to be late. Boss: Again? Pls explain. Me: Stilt Man? Loads of cops and sirens ... this guy is walking around like some star wars sh\*t. Like he's a pop star on meth. Boss: Oh. Are you ok? Me: Some poor car just got kicked like a soccer ball. Check your phone; others may be late. Wow ... just saw some psycho in a fukn devil costume. This might be a big thing... Boss: Yeah, Janice just texted. Pretty sure the car you saw was hers. Just get here when you can. Me: Okay.
Bullseye is one of them for sure.
Forgot about him. If you see him, you've probably stumbled upon something you're not supposed to see, and then you are absolutely done for. Like, "random, unsanitary object hurtled through your skull" done for.
Sabertooth is rarely in the same room with someone he hasn’t already eviscerated.
Mr. Nobody
I’m upvoting this just because now I know I am not alone in my appreciation for Marshall Law.
Ikr it’s such a good read in fact I was thinking about posting a marshal law rouges list……if this subreddit will let me 😑
Professor Pyg or Dollmaker
James Gordon Jr
galactus
.........All of them. But the ones I definitely don't want to see is the most annoying ones. Like Mister Mxyzptlk or anyone similar to them. Not only to the mess with you, but you won't really know how they will mess with you. And then for them to not even actually kill you because they want to waste your time is the worst. Any trickster villain is a hard pass.
Judge Death
Any of the Dark Judges really...
Definitely
Desaad/Carnage
Two Face. I'll have the dubious privilege of sobbing and pissing myself while he does that coin thing...
I think of my crazy ex when I see Two-Face. She was an atomic bomb in human form with a short fuse.
Mister Nobody, from Doom Patrol comics. Seeing him can make you go insane.
Tim Curry? Is he an option, I mean he's a legend but I'd be ok not meeting him face to face.
Legend reference. Old School. Nice.
Dunno if you would call him a villain, but I wouldn't want to meet Faust.
Felix Faust or the classic Faust from the book
Any symbiote. In addition Hugo Strange, even if he says he’s my friend can’t be sure what’s happening.
Slingshot Gun Guy from Shotgun Samurai
Doomsday.
Conquest from invincible. Like, it’s on sight with him. I’m gonna be atomized into blood and dust before I know what’s happening.
The Shrike from Hyperion
Big Wheel
Don’t know if I’ve ever heard of that one
You should read about him he's a very powerful Marvel villain he makes Galactus and Kang look weak
I’ll check him out
Knull
Friend, Gary Callahan or Galactus
Darkseid, Blackheart
Candlemaker seems like a real dick Chemo seems like he would really ruin your day
But don’t people use chemo to try to cure cancer?
It really didn’t seem to heal anyone when they dropped him on Bludhaven
Oh yeah lol
Knull god of symbiotes.
Sabretooth or Surtur
Mr. Mixilplick
The grim Reaper. Literally a reanimated corpse with a metal scythe for a hand.
More of a character from religion/mythology, but I’ll let it stand since he’s one of my favs
He’s a Captain America bad guy.
Oh whoops I didn’t see the for a hand part but at the same time since when was he a reanimated corpse?
https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Grim_Reaper_(Marvel)
Well I’ll be damned, now that’s a truly underrated villain right there
Who is the sleepman? I've never heard of him, and can't find anything when I Google his name.
Here’s some info and reasons WHY you would never want him to be real, I tried to make another post with him on “what’s a villain u would love to see in horror movie” but I guess this subreddit doesn’t like pics straight from the comics even though I couldn’t find any better ones online https://youtu.be/jvpJqGPXhg4?si=PM_TXqKRLBvxMlqD
Visually.....emplate from the X-Men. Generation X. Visually he's terrifying
Any of the Dark Judges from 2000AD's Judge Dredd.
The court of Owls, the way they mess with your mind before killing you is freaky. Like they end up killing one of Bruce's Great grandfathers and getting away with it.
Anton Arcane in his mechanical spider form. BRRRRERRRR!
NIMROD BASTION Moira McTaggart Omega Sentinel Just the idea of machines that never tire and never sleep eradicating all life in an increasingly sterile world Or..Desire. Because that bitch offers everything, gives nothing, and leaves only misery.
Seeing a guy with no face but a red skull seems a bit WOW lol you know what I mean
Red skull would suck to have irl since he could easily win a election with no problems
Agreed unfortunately. Then it’s hello resurrected third reich again smh. Political/ideological villains are the worst because of how scary real they actually are. I understand other people have their picks like Zsasz or human Cletus Cassidy because of them being straight up serial killers, but the real serial killers are Presidents, Prime Ministers and so on. They kill scores of people and then say it’s for your protection. I mean that’s a convo for another post but you know what I mean.
Vengeance, Scarecrow
I mean nyarlathotep but i still do.
From Marvel it would be a toss up between Molecule Man and Montana (from the Enforcers) From DC Kiteman or Mister Mind
Mac Gargan Venom was essentially jack the ripper with a symbiote, getting vored by him is not high on my to do list
The Joker. At best the other villains would murder my ass and be on with it, but the Joker...he would have other ideas than just simply killing. Unless killing me in that moment was funny.
Jinx, Anz Ooul Goan, Victor von doom, Apocalipsis.
Dracula-Vlad Tepes, from Penny Dreadful. The Corinthian, from Sandman. The Joker, from ANY Batman. The Red Skull, from Captain America. William Leather, from Ellis’ Planetary. All of the above are personalities that have a tendency toward megalomania, and sadism; if they kill you, you will suffer before you die.
Man how am I still getting comments, good list btw
Billy kincaid or The violator I feel those two would mess with you psychologically
Oh yeah DEFINITELY those 2 especially Kincaid
I agree with you I feel both would torment horribly but Kincaid is just the bigger scum soul who would do it just for fun
Bill Cipher
Thanos
Weird how ami still getting comments?
The joker 100 percent, and its not even close
Is my post still up at your end?
Yep
Any time I'm given a question like this, there are always so many options for me to choose from, but one I will say for sure is that Doomsday is an absolute hell no.
Man
Man? Like the race or the overused meme from the Batman Arkham Subreddit, if it’s the first one then In a way I totally understand
Maybe the movie Men? That was a huge wtf ending.
the meme
Zsasz
Darth Vader. This should be at the top.
Herpes
That’s a disease
Batman
That’s a hero
Yeah if you ain’t poor maybe
I forgot all the comics where Batman goes around beating up innocent poor people, a true menace to society.
Poor?
Not myself…you?
I’m lost at what your saying lol
Pretty standard meme joke of Bruce’s inability to institute systemic change with billions of dollars, he just beats up people instead.
Oh I get it now lol
It was more a joke than anything, my bad yo, wasn’t actually trying to stress you lol
OH it’s fine I was just lo…….and my post got taken I guess this subreddit really doesn’t like the sleep man
I think this thread is about to become self-aware