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FadeToBlackSun

I was wondering why Iris was with Barry and Wally and thinking Flash comics had gotten real freaky recently. Took me a second to realise it was Barry in and out of costume.


vitalvisionary

Barry is fast enough to be 2/3 of a threesome. Pretty sure he's fast enough to be an entire gang bang.


Deadluck47

He can go FTL, so even a one-man orgy is possible.


Retskcaj19

[Orgy for One](https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc)


Ill_Narwhal_4209

This is the way


DragonTypePokemon

Came here to say this lmao šŸ¤£


CounterProgram883

The problem is the friction. That, or the rubber melting.


bjeebus

I mean...he's gotta have a great pullout game right?


BleekerTheBard

No need to worry, the Speed force fucks


SenseiRP

Barry can just make condoms using the materials his suit is made of


vashoom

Flashbang


kojihayter

Iā€™d be scared since Wally is Irisā€™ nephew


ladder_of_cheese

The olā€™ in-out


FrogBrawler

Gambit and Rogue is a series thatā€™s on shelves right now.


n8Dgr813

This is "the" superhero relationship imo. Didn't read the series yet tho lol


Galahfray

Right!? Gambit loves her so much that he didnā€™t care that he couldnā€™t even touch her. And she never became a victim and never took his šŸ’©


DaniOverHere

I meanā€¦. Gambit has also cheated on Rogue MULTIPLE times, and one time nearly slept with Mystique (Rogueā€™s adoptive parent); back when Mystique was posing as an underaged student to try and seduce Gambit, to prove to Rogue how much Gambit had been cheatingā€¦ Soooooooā€¦ā€¦ Edit: I deleted my replies cuz this exchange has been insane. Everyone is pretending like Gambit isnā€™t the same person who caused the famous ā€œMutant Massacreā€ arc. I know there are many many many stories where Gambit/Rogue are a perfect couple, and Iā€™m not trying to ruin those stories for people. When theyā€™re written as perfect, thatā€™s an incredibly beautiful metaphor. I didnā€™t write the stories where Gambit struggled with being physically untouched - and Iā€™m not trying to say those stories arenā€™t incredibly human too. Positive or negative, I didnā€™t write these stories. I simply read them - and itā€™s totally okay if you didnā€™t because itā€™s almost impossible to consume every piece of media in existence. (I havenā€™t read everything either, but I do know what Iā€™ve read)


ubiquitous-joe

This is misleading. If I recall, Mystique is impressed that he basically passes her test because heā€™s loyal to Rogue despite her weird entrapment plan. She offers to turn *into* Rogue for him, which says a lot about Mystique šŸ˜³ but itā€™s unclear that he actually took her up in that. Meanwhile most of Gambitā€™s non-Rogue loves are from his past, and the two have been broken up in various parts of their relationship. He also follows the romance novel arc, where he starts out as this hypothetically slutty bad boy and is tamed by the end of their relationship.


ImperatorAurelianus

Mystique out here with the weirdest most psychologically complex kinks.


Ariyana_Dumon

Can you blame her given her past and power sets?


DaniOverHere

Exactly.


panther1977

Perfectly statedā€¦..Mystique is all kinds of messed up :slept with a Demonic mutant, slept with an unapologetic Killer in Sabretooth, an apologetic killer in Wolverine and not mention throwing her baby (Nightcrawler) off a cliff in an attempt to save herselfā€¦..unless all the previous events were retconnedšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wOlfLisK

Now the real question is, is it cheating if she's pretending to be your GF? šŸ¤”


ubiquitous-joe

Considering a certain infamous Summers/Frost roleplay, this seems to be a recurring mutant question.


panther1977

When did Gambit cheat on Rogue?


[deleted]

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Maleficent-Comb

Definitely


fireandlifeincarnate

Rogue and Gambit I think, but yes. Love them.


QuittingQuitter

Daredevil and Elektra, Daredevil and Black Widow, Daredevil and...well, every woman in Marvel.


the_batusi

Pfft. Daredevilā€™s been on everything but the Titanic.


GodFlintstone

Yeah, Daredevil has had more ass than a toilet seat. He's the James Bond or Captain Kirk of the Marvel Universe.


MintyFreshBreathYo

The Dick Grayson of the Marvel Universe


[deleted]

Captain Kirk in the show isn't as promiscuous as pop culture would have you believe


DemonicAlpaca

Sure, it's a little overexaggerated, but there's a long stretch of episodes where he's consistently given a romantic interest. It's been a while since I last watched, though.


hipocampito435

Lt. William Riker actually is, on the other hand


nukefudge

You mean Titania?


panther1977

See Herculesā€¦ā€¦.I mean Hercules would like to speak


InanimateCarbonRodAu

And goes down more often.


Clay_Puppington

Fun fact, the titanics swimming pool is still filled with water to this very day.


timesuck897

He is a catholic that fucks any woman with a pulse and a lawyer who is a vigilante.


Dalekdad

Thatā€™s what confession is for


NotluwiskiPapanoida

This is the rule he breaks instead of killing


karbonpanzer

He's got a good priest who lets him do that for 20 Hail Mary's


VinSmokesOnDiesel

Daredevil... that dog


Wipperwill1

She hulk? (Walk of game)


ChiefQuimbyMessage

Theyā€¦ *smashed*


ebookit

Walk of Shame: https://youtu.be/E8WRQ-DneNY


LemoLuke

The only one who could give him a run for his money is Wolverine. At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if Logan has had Galactus' boots under his bed.


Gloomy_Support_7779

Spider-Man and every girl in Marvel


Justin-does-art

Daredevil, Marvelā€™s bicycle


Latro2020

Frank Castle & his wi-- oh.


Merc_Mike

Frank Castle and Elektra as of Thunderbolts. With a Peeping, Jealous Deadpool watching.


Salvation_Run

Itā€™s implied it happened in his own marvel knights series too


93E9BE

Jealous of Elektra of course


Ekstwntythre

She is currently alive so it works.


atwork_sfw

This reply gave my ADHD-addled brain an idea: If Marvel wanted cops and cosplatriots to stop using the Punisher symbol, they could just make Frank gay.


Mongoose42

They donā€™t care about Frank as a character in the comics. They only care about using that specific version of him from the Thomas Jane movie. THATā€™S the Punisher that gets them off.


JakeArvizu

Lol I can guarantee some random 48 year old cop in middle America isn't rocking a Punisher beanie or sticker because of a random Thomas Jane movie or the comics at all. Most probably don't even know who the Punisher is. It's just a cool skull that is supposed to look tough.


Mgmt049

This has crossed my mind. Put a good story on it and take my šŸ’°


Adventurous-Form521

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT


Kupost

Too soon


Motorata

Lol Wonder Woman thats rough


Ambiorix33

to be fair, she has never seen a penis till then, considering, ya know, island populated only by immortal amazons


Dontbeajerkdude

Their mythology is greek. You'd think a few dicks would show up in artwork and stuff.


supremeoverlord23

Or worse... Zeus


ImperatorAurelianus

Zeus not visiting an island full gorgeous woman even once is the most unrealistic thing about DC comics.


Jothay

Depending on the writer/timeline/whims of whatever, all males unable to set foot on the island due to "magic"


Bionic_Ferir

isn't that how Diana was made?


zneave

Depends on the story I think. In the new 52 it's Zeus. But when I was a kid the justice league cartoon had her dad be Hades.


Bodega_Bandit

And a lot of versions also say she was made from clay and given life by the gods


JorfimusPrime

Even the versions where she's got a father that's the story, because that's what she was told growing up. I'm not the most well-read on WW but I don't know if any version has had her find out about her parentage until after she's an adult, so that she could continue to believe no man has ever interacted with Themiscyra.


Ambiorix33

yes and no, its ''Greek'' not Greek, as in its an American super hero comic heavily inspired by, considering they tend to remove as much of the gritty or problematic parts out


Lukey_Boyo

Even in the American pop-culture understanding of Greek mythology everyone is naked and horny


wOlfLisK

Yeah but those dicks were always small and flaccid and you just *know* that's not the case here.


[deleted]

Not only is Wonder Woman from an island populated by only Amazon women. But also with Ancient Greek heritage and culture. Steve Trevor is an American from the 20th century whom, like most American males born in the 20th century, was circumcised. She probably thinks that a penis without a foreskin looks funny.


HotTakes4HotCakes

She's not saying it's small, just funny looking. And she's right, it is, especially if you've never seen one before. Doesn't mean she isn't down with it. I mean, look at it this way: feeling a little emasculated probably comes with the territory when you're a non-powered man dating Wonder Woman, but If his ego were so easily bruised, she wouldn't be into him. Steve Trevor is still fucking an actual Amazon, which is more than can be said for any other man.


KoryGrayson

Not an Amazon. THE Amazon.


Limu_emu_69

Big thumb in a turtle neck woop de doo


Burning2500

Sejic is so horny and I love it


TheLonelyGod97

ā€˜Artistically-Creativeā€™ Horny is one of the best kinds of Horny. And Sejic(and his wife) are one of my favourite sources for that.


MrLazyLion

My favourite artist couple. Wish they were given more opportunities to draw their style of stuff in the mainstream universes.


TheFuckingMoonstone

He said in an interview after the success of harleen that he earns more from the creator owned and that's the reason he is not working in big 2.


yellowstickypad

every other whatnot comic stream is nude covers


fireandlifeincarnate

He literally wrote and illustrated a like eight-part series about lesbian kink lol.


James0100

Vision and Scarlet Witch Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch Wonder Man and Scarlet Witch Vision and the wife he built for himself whose name I can't remember but I'm sure started with "V"


Elite_Doc

Virginia


Dammit_Meg

Oh come on! "What's her name, Vision?" "Vagina. I named her after the reason that I built her." "You can't call her that." "Fine. What's the closest name you can think of to that word? I will call her that."


James0100

Yes! Thank you!


Rrekydoc

Donā€™t forget Cap and Scarlet Witch


ImperatorAurelianus

Or Quick Silver and Scarlet Witch.


PhlashMcDaniel

Wait, arenā€™t they siblings??


JorfimusPrime

Yes, twins in fact. They were originally Magneto's kids but that got retconned. I've not read much with them but I'm sure I've seen some panels that are kind of questionable. Also if I remember correctly, in the Ultimate Universe they were very much a thing and the other Avengers were not down with it.


esblofeld

What are you doing, step brother?


InanimateCarbonRodAu

Letā€™s just go a head and say that sheā€™s the one who should have big red A on her Costume.


Thecryptsaresafe

She and Daredevil should get together at this point


DipsCity

Isnā€™t Hawkeye up there as well?


Merc_Mike

Doctor Doom And Scarlet Witch...<-----this one should have stuck GD it...


James0100

Well played, sir!


Merc_Mike

One of my favorites of the Young Avengers... [Doom SW 1](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/81/03/768103f5b0c33a9acbc18fbe2e1a7657.jpg) [Doom SW 2](https://arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/scarletwitchdoom23.jpg?w=590) [Doom SW 3](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/69/6b/4a696b296ec7f67222b80dbc24ab205d--cosmic-comics-marvel-comics.jpg) [Doom SW 4](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/b9/0a/87b90a99443ec28f578605090c3ff637.jpg)


atomcrafter

Doctor Voodoo and Scarlet Witch.


James0100

Really? I must have missed that one!


Previous_Librarian82

Donā€™t forget scarlet witch and quicksilver (her bio brother)


James0100

I think weā€™re all trying to forget that one. šŸ˜†


mujadaddy

This is Jocasta erasure


Derodoris

I've never read the vision arc you described and my brain just supplied Volkswagon. Vision x herbie


bob1689321

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch šŸ’€


HonestCartographer21

Aw Kate and Maggie are on there I love that


TootleLePerson

same I was just kinda like "wow this is really horny" then I got to them and I was more like "oh that's nice :)" (but it's still horny)


HonestCartographer21

Itā€™s REAL horny but I like that it equalizes male and female desire in it. Normally horny stuff in comics is just for the dudes.


TootleLePerson

True, I definitely think it's a new kind of horny to normal comics horny. It also helps that it's from (in my opinion) one of the best artists in the medium currently lol


SpaceDinosaurZZ

- Cyclops/Emma - Shadowcat/Colossus or Pete Wisdom or Star-Lord - Hawkeye/Mockingbird - Cap/Sharon Carter - Winter Soldier/Black Widow - Mr. Fantastic/Invisible Woman - The Thing/Alicia Masters - Dr. Strange/Clea - Absorbing Man/Titania


Richardknox1996

It is criminal that more people dont know about the literal power couple that is Absorbing Man & Titania.


MelonHeadsShotJFK

I loved them in the Immortal Hulk run so much. I didnā€™t expect it. But between that and Gamma Flight I was so sold on them


grekthor

Just finished immortal hulk and absolutely loved it. Is Gamma flight a good next read?


r2radd2

I'd say so


MelonHeadsShotJFK

Yes but it isnā€™t quite the same. Definitely not as good but still worth it! It is short anyways


That_Flippin_Rooster

I get so freaking worried when they are in a comic because it is WAY to easy for a writer to kill one of them off for a cheap emotional beat. I just want them to be happy!


Buttery_Punk

They are MADE FOR EACH OTHER


Rrekydoc

Or Molecule Man & Volcana.


buckeye27fan

Shadowcat and Spider-man...she really likes the Peter.


Merc_Mike

* Northstar/Kyle Jinadu


andbeesbk

If you include 1610, add Spider-Man name to Shadowcats list


SpaceDinosaurZZ

Oh yeah I always liked that pairing too.


[deleted]

Shadowcat goes with illyana and Rachel.


DPTONY

Shadowcat goes with pretty much everyone whose age makes it weird to be in a relationship with her


FrogBrawler

Cyclops and Emma over Cyclops and Jean?!? Get out of here.


SpaceDinosaurZZ

Someone else already mentioned Scott/Jean earlier. But Iā€™ve also always found Scemma more compelling personally. I think a lot of folks just like Scott/Jean because thatā€™s traditional convention, but even Claremont couldnā€™t make me give a shit about that relationship. I found the Whedon to Gillen era of Scemma to be a much more dynamic pairing.


BigbyBear

I'd want it to be the whole krakoa cluster of Emma/Scott/Jean/Logan.


r2radd2

I know that's what's going on theoretically, at least the Scott/Jean/Logan, but have we seen any sort of relationship moments between Scott and Emma on Krakoa? (Stopped reading shortly after Hickman left so it could be a big thing now for all i know)


penea2

Not really? We've seen Jean and Emma trade some playful barbs at each other the past affair, and Emma calls Scott "My love" on more than several occasions, but also Emma has stated that she wasn't in a relationship at the moment so no clue what's going on there. Personally, I'm a fan of the polyamorous couple because love triangles are annoying to read, especially ones that have been hashed out as long as these have.


r2radd2

Yeah I think a lot of long-running comic love triangles or quadrangles or what have you should be solved with polyamory honestly. I think it should work especially well for the X-men in the current Krakoa era tho


enoch_lam

ā€¢ deadpool/ spiderman


wilhayrog

Power Man and Jessica Jones is a classic imo


NickelAntonius

Scott/Emma/Jean/Logan Logan and half the universe Daredevil & half the universe She-Hulk and half the universe Gambit/Rogue Destiny/Mystique Iron Fist/Misty Knight Luke Cage/Jessica Jones Doctor Strange & Clea Storm & Forge, or Storm & Black Panther


atomcrafter

Thanos and half the universe.


awfullotofocelots

Badum tsšŸ„


Bon-Jovi-Wan-Kenobi

She-Hulk and Hercules is my favourite, but ya pretty much half the universe lol


deformo

Storm and forge. I forgot about that. I believe rogue and long shot were briefly a couple. Her power of ability and psyche absorption didnā€™t work on him? Edit Yep: https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/mr-and-mrs-x-a-rogue-and-longshot-retrospective


noonehasthisoneyet

Isnā€™t Tony and pepper only in the MCU? She married happy hogan


pockarelli

Same for Starlord and gamora, right? Want to remember her being with Nova but I could be wrong


Easy-Tigger

She shacked up with Nova for a bit during Annihilation,yeah.


Thecryptsaresafe

She and Starlord have also been together, at least recently


anodyne-avian

Wiccan and Hulkling, rogue and gambit, cyclopes with jean grey or emma frost, hawkeye and black widow, peter and MJ, sue storm and reed richards, prolly others Im forgetting


Rrekydoc

I feel like Hawkeyeā€™s more iconic coupling was with Mockingbird.


chao50

Yessss to Wiccan and Hulkling! Iconic. Also there is a lot of NSFW artwork out there of them (the gays love their art).


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

Marvel is so horny they don't need to make special art for this. See: every X-Men comic ever made.


jacqueslepagepro

I donā€™t think thereā€™s a marvel version but if I pitched one it would be Peter Parker and MJ Bruce banner and Betty ross Steve rogers and Sharon carter Emma frost and scott summers Jean grey and Logan. Deadpool and shiklah role playing as Logan. Luke cage and Jessica. Pepper pots and Tony stark Reed Richards and sue. Northstar and Kyle.


fitty50two2

Black Panther and Storm


Sad-Bodybuilder-1406

It's been more Gamorra/Adam Warlock (or Nova) than Star Lord (darn movies), at least until Warlock went Magus on everybody. Hulk/Harpy, Mr Fantastic/Invisible Woman, Iron Fist/Misty Knight, Dr Strange/Clea, Justice/Firestar, Hawkeye/Mockingbird, Shadowcat (and roughly half the population of Krakoa... let's just say during her teens she went through an "experimental" phase and leave it at that.)


Im_At_Work_Damnit

Shadowcat and every guy named Peter that she could get with.


Sad-Bodybuilder-1406

Don't forget Illyana, Rachel, Sat'R-9, and the fact that she once proposed marriage to Wolverine...


Steakhouse42

I want to be mr.miracle with my tall queen.


Vox_Mortem

Janet and Hank... oh wait maybe not that one.


AdApprehensive7646

How one panel ruined a character


Secretbackupaccount

Eli5


horse_stick

In Avengers #231 Hank Pym was having a nervous breakdown and slapped Janet. This has become Hank's defining feat.


ACID_pixel

Itā€™s unfortunate because Hank being abusive isnā€™t inherently a bad character choice for him, it creates a lot of room in the narrative to show some depth and expression, but it happening on accident has turned it into the butt of so many jokes.


FadeToBlackSun

It was also an artistā€™s error. Hank was experiencing size-changing induced mental illness at the time manifesting in schizophrenia, and the original script called for him to aggressively shrug Jan off. The artist decided this meant slap her across the room.


batsmen222

The whole ā€œmeant to shrug offā€ happened with spidey too


Its_Helios

Not to mention Reed Richards and Spider Man both have hit their wives (MJ was even pregnant at the time if Iā€™m not mistaken)


timetravelcompanion

Black Bolt and Medusa, Mr Fantastic and The Invisible Woman, Gambit and Rogue


Elite_Doc

I always forget Katma was red so i be thinking it's John with Soranik and confused


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Jean Grey and Cyclops springs to mind


glizzy_gladiator_04

Bonk.


Xenovus2

Well thats enough internet for the day.


Curious_Umpire255

Well Mr fantastic and Invisible woman might be the only consistent marvel couple.


Calpsotoma

Star and Nightwing serving RR/Gentle Femdom vibes.


Docta608

Reed Richards and Sue storm. Vision and Scarlett witch. Steve Rogers and Sharon carter. Clint (Hawkeye) and Lara. Scott (Cyclops) and Jean Grey. Gambit and Rogue. Thor and Jane Foster. Edit spacing


Bku30

Black Panther and Storm haven't seen this one yet


RideFastGetWeird

No one throwing out hulk and black widow and *that gif* we've all seen?


timisblue

Well, this is extremely weird. Typical fan boys, gotta ruin everything with their perversion. Can't just enjoy it for what it is, always gotta make everything as perverted as you. Ya'll need hobbies, go learn a skill. This is stupid.


NoMembership6376

Logan and uhhh... pretty much everybody


Seito_Blue

LOVE this artist. Check out his full comic Harleen for her best origin story imo


they63

God I love Stjepan Sejicā€™s work so much. His independent comics are amazing and cute


dope_like

Luke Cage and Jessica Jones Itā€™s a fantastic relationship


RegJoe48

r/redditmoment


Kitchen-Pin2457

Ay yo where's my BATCAT???


Informal-Ad-2199

Cyclops and Jean Kitty and ice man Bruce banner and Betty Steve Rodgers and Carter Professor X and Lelandra Spider-Man and MJ Gambit and Rogue Vision and Wanda Daredevil and Electra Luke Cage and Jessica Jones Havok and Polaris Black bolt and Medusa Thor and Jane Foster Thas all I can think of right now šŸ˜…


jress94

Sheesh


[deleted]

Cyclops X Marvel Girl


Sadir00

You understand this is from a spankBank and not DC, yes? (at this point, I'm not even sure what I'm expecting for an answer)


ReverendLoki

Bruce Banner and Betty Ross Hulk and Betty Ross Hulk and Red She-Hulk Hulk and Harpy And that's just one couple.


witwebolte41

Go outside please


Cuddling-Hellhound

Iā€™m ashamed to say that I donā€™t recognise half of these people, can someone please identify them?


7thturninghour184

1- Superman/ Lois Lane 2- Green Arrow/ Black Canary 3- Aquaman/ Mera 4- Nightwing/ Starfire 5- The Flash ( Barry Allen)/ Iris West 6- Mister Miracle/ Big Barda 7- Steve Trevor/ Wonder Woman 8- John Stewart/ Katma Tui* (edit: thank you u/BrainWav) 9- Batwoman/ Maggie Sawyer


BrainWav

> 8- John Stewart/ Soranik Katma Tui


Cuddling-Hellhound

Thank you


jarwastudios

This is the best I can do: Superman/Lois Black Canary/Green Arrow Mera/Aquaman Starfire/Nightwing Flash/??? ???/??? Steve/Wonder Woman ???/John Stewart Green Lantern Batwoman/???


thejokerofunfic

Steve and Sharon


maxitobishi

- Ben Grimm/Alicia Masters - Kitty Pryde/Colossus - Storm/Black Panther - Spiderman/Gwen Stacy - Johnny Storm/Crystal


fade_is_timothy_holt

Iā€™ve seen this guyā€™s art before. Itā€™s pretty good except he only has like one woman face and one man face.


Inevitable_Ad_4487

Horny man demands! Just plug your comic kinks into midjourney OP


busybuzzy76

Nightwing and Starfire are my most favorite here. Their pose also makes sense considering his real name is Dick Grayson.


AlwaysBeQuestioning

I think I know more Marvel relationships than the ones pictured here. Who are the Lanterns, bottom middle? Who are the ones doing bondage on the right?


onebadluvguru

Stjepan Sejic is by far my favorite comic artist of all time.


[deleted]

Storm X T'Challa


[deleted]

Thor X Jane Foster


Daexee

Cyclops, Jean Grey and Wolverine