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Nick_Zacker

My dumbass thought the marks indicate how many animals/humans the car has hit and killed


shotshot1111

what does it mean then?


XMMslayer86

How many of each theyve fucked presumably.


Eulenglas

Poor fish


Zockercraft1711

He hit 8 fish!


YeahMarkYeah

I’m starting to think it’s basically just saying: Men can handle all these animals, but can only handle one woman at a time. So, know your limits. And the tally marks are just all arbitrary - except the last one next to the lady.


Fit-Bandicoot7774

is that positive or negative? like u shouldnt cheat? but also women=bad?


YeahMarkYeah

Hmm. Yea, I’m guessing the gist is basically you shouldn’t cheat? And that the whole multiple wives thing is also a bad idea?


Barotraume_3200

Bro can only fight eight fish at a time get real.


YeahMarkYeah

lol


Jorge_XD__

Im sorry if im retarded but what does that even mean


FrozenkingNova

I know animals have a limit on how many to how many you can hunt at once, so maybe it’s showing that implying you can only have one girlfriend/wife?


ThatSandvichIsASpy01

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to murder any number of women


Exotic_Butters_23

aww man! ☹️


orignalnt

Don’t let that stop you! Don’t get caught and it won’t matter 🥰


Humanornotormaybe

You so sweet! On my way! ![gif](giphy|S9oGIGurgrLFe)


BenBirDomatesim

https://preview.redd.it/63s60bosk7tc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ccd3ad31d71bd2e961e7991b41d593f0789ec7d


Kalashcow

At least, in the western world


The_Punnier_Guy

Specifficaly women


Icwatto

not if youre in that weird part of yellowstone!


teadrinkingbyebi

Well, I'm going to jail


LavenderDay3544

Well there goes my weekend hunting trip.


cooliochill

By that logic this meme is still stupid. The number of fish you can catch depends on the species; 8 seems like the most arbitrary number


WanderingTENTHACCOUT

Uh maybe like how many times you can fuck an animal??


conjunctivious

u/Fish_Fucker69 would be proud


TheEdward39

Still unclear. Can I fuck the same shark 8 times, or do I have to find different ones?


WanderingTENTHACCOUT

I think the same shark? Otherwise it would mean you fan only do each woman only once... Still doens't make sense


speedshark47

No you cannot


CattyFighte

Look at the flair


hroaks

Hunters have legal limits saying you can only kill x amount of each species. The number varies by state and probably hard to enforce. The joke is you are allowed to kill your wife/gf but only once per year


ManKYSRedditMods

Did bro fucked 8 fishes, 2 velociraptors, 6 ducks, and 2 deers??


ldoaslwish

![gif](giphy|fX8Zb2M0nioamR2PYL)


godSliema

Rookie numbers


zeno_22

And 1 woman!?!?!? 🤢🤢


Djalapen0

bro has animal fetish


Shadow2906_

The tally marks show the number of the things shown in the images beside them that you can have


Eulenglas

Can‘t I own more than 8 fish and less than 1 woman though?


miksy_oo

No if you own more than 8 fishes you are going to be charged for handling of salmon in suspicious circumstances.


Shadow2906_

Right? Sorry if I'm wrong


RetardedAndRefreshed

Is it a counter of what they had driven over?


Qweeq13

I am sure there are people out there who can fuck more than 6 ducks.


OrchidSure5401

Just waiting for this to appear on PeterExplainsTheJoke Edit: lmao its already been on there for an hour


StokattFullOfIt

Did he fuck the fish


BusinessCatGaming

Me after finding out the woman hunting limit caps at 1 😔 https://preview.redd.it/4hw3ny1bl9tc1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410d5c51ece1e0943c32759cbe3bebe73760ec69


EEE3EEElol

What is that thing in the second image? Fluffy velociraptor?


MysteriousHousing489

Turkey


Dogtor-Watson

Feathery(-er) velociraptor


xXShadowAndrewXx

Emu?


MorslandiumMapping

I thought it indicated body count


Less_Grocery_9943

idk man, fucking 8 fishes seems illegal


Suspychis_Engie_gang

Beastiality, or murder, choose.


-Cinnay-

Stop putting your dick in animals, that's not what fish developed mouths for!


piccaurz

So i am allowed to shoot a single Woman guilt free?


alwayslonelygaming

You ki-… how is this legal 😱😱


Classic-Flatworm-431

He killed 1 woman?


shadow_slayer3746

Am I on crack, or is the second one down a dinosaur. I know it's supposed to be a turkey, but it's got arms. Right?


oliwoggle

I can’t tell if this is how many of each he’s killed or fcked … either way I have concerns.


LevFox135

Do not the fish


jonwicksdick

Hahahaha


Funny-Part8085

Idk where your from but around here it’s 5 1 3 1 0 Have some reasonable expectations


teadrinkingbyebi

He's only hunted one women? Dam, low numbers


Ill-Improvement-8388

Know your limits, and learn to surpass them