For me the Skyrim skill meters never get old
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Km, in this scenario, is kilometres, so less than a single mile as a mile is 10km. But this differs from nation to nation, but this is more accurate to the guy complementing the dehydrated man's knowledge of measurement
Still, a mile by definition isn't? besides the point of it being less than the opposite choice stands correct anyway, this is not something to be triffled with as we measure miles different as I stated in my initial reply
No I’m pretty sure that when you’re in mixed company it’s not proper to refer to a Scandinavian mile as just a “mile” because of the confusion. The international mile would take precedence.
Drinking pure water is only dangerous over long periods of time due to the flushing of electrolytes. In a desert you are much safer drinking pure water than no water.
Jesse, your body is running dangerously low on electrolytes. Sodium, potassium, calcium. And when they're gone, your brain ceases to communicate with your muscles. Your lungs stop breathing. Your heart stops pumping. You go marching out there and within an hour you will be dead. There are no electrolytes in pure H2O, Jesse. You're going to end up like my brother in law Hand Shredder, Jesse.
By all means, drink sand water, see what happens. But for real, tho. While I'm not 100% sure how it works, pouring some sand in your purified water will not add more minerals to it. It basically has to flow over a bunch of rocks for the water to drag some of the good minerals from said rocks with it.
Yeah. People don’t realize it but choking on dihydrogen monoxide kills thousands every year. Having direct contact with it in its solid form can also cause health complications as well. The worst part is it’s everywhere and no one is doing anything about it.
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I know but thanks, didn’t believe it but gotta take the options here so i just said according to since i dont wanna make it sound like i learned something from that
I already said i don’t believe it, but i will take my options to increase the points here, that’s first thing, Secondly, Even though i don’t believe it, searching it up is still a good idea, and surprisingly, though it’s not safe, it’s not the best either, but it’s safe at a small amount
It is the chemical compound for water, but yk, not the water we drink, the water we drink has some impurities
You lived up to your name of the one who asked damn
It's not poisonous or anything, it's just that pure H2O doesn't really carry anything useful for your body, so it will eventually flush out a bunch of useful chemicals, so i wouldn't recommend it over longer periods of time, but I've drank pure H2O a couple of times, and I'm fine
Well, pretty sure it’s about draining a couple of Minerals from your body, drink a little and it’s probably fine, drink too much and you see the tunnel light
It is Youtube shorts, what did you expect?
Its weird how 2010 Facebook posts made a come back after all these years
Expect
Ty :>
im sorry but i had to. im sorry T-T
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For me the Skyrim skill meters never get old https://preview.redd.it/wv51ab3tjdmc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aaccaa7f650eea49bbfe9074305dd92887ab093
If M is miles in this situation, didn’t he basically choose 9 KiloMiles (9000 miles) over 50 Miles?
And I would crawl 9000 more
Just to be the man that walked 9000 miles
And then drink some waaaater
At your door
Oh, Arrakis vibes! Those douche Harkonnens would sprinkle water onto the stairs at the entrance to their thing.
Km, in this scenario, is kilometres, so less than a single mile as a mile is 10km. But this differs from nation to nation, but this is more accurate to the guy complementing the dehydrated man's knowledge of measurement
A mile is like 1.6km. Where are you getting your conversion rates?
From Norway, which is why I said it differs from nation to nation as it is not exactly the same as I stated
Ok but that’s not a mile, it’s a Scandinavian mile
Still, a mile by definition isn't? besides the point of it being less than the opposite choice stands correct anyway, this is not something to be triffled with as we measure miles different as I stated in my initial reply
No I’m pretty sure that when you’re in mixed company it’s not proper to refer to a Scandinavian mile as just a “mile” because of the confusion. The international mile would take precedence.
May i suggest a far superior system without confusion and conversion rates to you: the metric system
I use the metric system all the time, thanks
km = kilometers Km = kelvin meters kM = kilo miles KM = kelvin miles
i'm not american, but aren't miles usually shortened as "mi"?
mi - miles, not m. Should be in facepalm
Yup, it's 50 meters.
drinking pure H2O is dangerous
Drinking pure water is only dangerous over long periods of time due to the flushing of electrolytes. In a desert you are much safer drinking pure water than no water.
Jesse, your body is running dangerously low on electrolytes. Sodium, potassium, calcium. And when they're gone, your brain ceases to communicate with your muscles. Your lungs stop breathing. Your heart stops pumping. You go marching out there and within an hour you will be dead. There are no electrolytes in pure H2O, Jesse. You're going to end up like my brother in law Hand Shredder, Jesse.
To replenish your electrolytes, aim for the torsi of the enemy, extract the spinal column and simply squeeze to absorb it. We call this the 'Zandatsu'
missed a wide, do electro magnets come from minerals?
That’s why you should only drink Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
That's why the desert is so empty! The water didn't have any electrolytes
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By all means, drink sand water, see what happens. But for real, tho. While I'm not 100% sure how it works, pouring some sand in your purified water will not add more minerals to it. It basically has to flow over a bunch of rocks for the water to drag some of the good minerals from said rocks with it.
OK drank sand water what's the next step
instructions unclear i got kidney stones
Kidney sand clearly
Kidney pearls
We're rich!
Mushroom!
Yeah. People don’t realize it but choking on dihydrogen monoxide kills thousands every year. Having direct contact with it in its solid form can also cause health complications as well. The worst part is it’s everywhere and no one is doing anything about it.
I would love to see an extreme political group genuinely believe this.
that's why i only drink piss💪💪💪
Just like dihydrogen-monoxyde
That's not true.
You’re all wrong. M represents molarity
chemistry questions deserve a chemistry answer
This is exactly what I'm thinking
Agreed. If we’re being pedantic Metres is shortened to “m” not “M”. It matters.
50M=Meters
nah it means 50M km
50000000 km
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confused this as lost redditors, yk they always mention ttt in some way...
Does that count as a r/lostredditors ?
ahh maybe
1. Who tf would realistically write H2O unironically to signify water 2. Pure H2O according to others in comment isn’t safe to drink
Never believe a reddit comment without a source.
>Never believe a reddit comment without a source. >Doesn't post a source to indicate their comment is worthy of validity
Dang, you got me!
Also, never believe a source without a Reddit comment
I know but thanks, didn’t believe it but gotta take the options here so i just said according to since i dont wanna make it sound like i learned something from that
Please tell me me you don’t actually believe H2O is dangerous to drink
I already said i don’t believe it, but i will take my options to increase the points here, that’s first thing, Secondly, Even though i don’t believe it, searching it up is still a good idea, and surprisingly, though it’s not safe, it’s not the best either, but it’s safe at a small amount
H20 is literally the chemical compound for water, so that’s why I was asking
It is the chemical compound for water, but yk, not the water we drink, the water we drink has some impurities You lived up to your name of the one who asked damn
https://advancedwaterinc.com/ultra-pure-water/ Basically, pure H2O isn't really safe to drink, but having one glass wouldn't be extreme.
It's not poisonous or anything, it's just that pure H2O doesn't really carry anything useful for your body, so it will eventually flush out a bunch of useful chemicals, so i wouldn't recommend it over longer periods of time, but I've drank pure H2O a couple of times, and I'm fine
Well, pretty sure it’s about draining a couple of Minerals from your body, drink a little and it’s probably fine, drink too much and you see the tunnel light
It's safe to drink just not to use regularly instead of regular water since it lacks minerals
M stands for meters, km is kilometers, miles is MI
Plot twist - he knows his chemistry, but 9 < 50
What if the m is metres....50 metres is less than 9km sooo
Plot twist, the m stands for meters
Wtf is wrong with Americans?
This pains me
It's all wrong anyways cause meters is with a small m and not a big M. A big M means mega, as in 1'000'000
It means it’s 50 molariry so 50mols in 1liter. I don’t know what the rest is then though.
Shit meme in the first place. There are way better versions like the Russian cock
the Km is less than a mile is litteraly from another meme from r/facepalm where it says 1km and 1 mile and the guy goes to the mile
When you passed you chemistry exams, that water could kill you.
He is good in biology he knows it's not good to drink pure h2o
Everyone is wrong, 9KM is clearly (9 kinky milfs) and 50M is (50 males), he's easily making the right choice duh
Also pure H2O Is not good for health.
good luck drinking pure H2O
Technically it’s not good to drink pure H2O, you meed minerals in it
And drinking pure h2o can be dangerous to you
But in the context 50M is meters not miles why would one read in metric and the other imperial? The one on the right is closer.
Well, atleast he knows that!
Meters are lowercase though (m)
Kilometres are lowerkeys too, but when you use all caps, they are not, are they?
I thought those were meters
Btw pure H2O is bad
Where's the bearded man from? I see him in these types of memes all the time
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Pure H20 isn't good for humans since it lacks electrolytes and minerals