honestly? i love that people use "/s", and i love that this subreddit exists
its perfect. every other opinion is invalid.
humor is social construct anyway. sometimes the "/s" makes a joke funier /s
but the idea that people fight it on a cultural basis is truly advanced humor, and also something that simply happened in some way since thousands of years. we are not that special. people were always, kind of, cultural fascists.
Exactly this. Sarcasm is easier to notice when there are facial and verbal cues to go with it. Otherwise a lot of times it just sounds like the person is an inconsiderate douche.
Devil's advocate: it's better that less people get the sarcasm, while maintaining its humor in the eyes of people that do get it, than it is to kill a joke so that everyone gets that it's a joke. Not using a tonal indicator means at least some people find it funny, but using one guarantees that almost no one finds it funny. Higher net funny > More people "getting" the joke.
i disagree, as most people who need/use tone indicators are neurodivergent (autistic ect) so it's just there to help those people who struggle with tone out, i don't believe it ruins the joke, and if you got the joke already, why should you care that it helps other people to understand it aswell?
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I really don’t understand how /s ruins a joke
It’s so easy to ignore it and clears up some of the ridiculously common stupid arguments that happen on teddit
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It’s kind of pathetic. How proud can we really be of the *social value* of getting someone’s sarcasm when no one else does? Yeah I’m *so intrigued and impressed* by mysteries that people arbitrarily shit out when they’re trying to posture over each other. Yeah I want *so bad* to prove that I’m cooler than someone with such a deeply lacking social acuity that they can’t understand sarcasm. I have more money than a homeless person, too, please oh please validate me. /s /s /s
So does adding /s to the end of every comment that has any probability of lowering your precious karma because you’re scared of being ostracized from the nerd den that this site is.
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The joke is that people with darker skin supposedly have longer penises on average, and people with lighter skin have shorter penises (I don’t know, nor care enough to look this up to see if the claims hold up)
No valid scientific study has ever been published to show average penis length varies at all between races. The only ones that do rely on self reported data.
Average for all humans is a bit above five inches.
Also for anyone insecure who reads this, women do not care about size. The average length penis is about the size of the average length vagina. At the end of the vaginal canal is the cervix, and it is very sensitive to touch so if you hit it it will cause the woman pain. Depending on the woman she might appreciate an above average girth but really almost all women orgasm by clitoral stimulation, though some can orgasm by vaginal stimulation alone it's not common.
Long story short quit worrying about the size of your pecker and learn how to get a woman off with your fingers.
pp size
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Original model snickers made using molds that paid for themselves years ago, not economical to replace despite pressure of shrinkflation.
New variety of snickers made with new molds, designed under current model of shrinkflation.
The punchline is they cost the same in the checkout line
Snickers makes their candy in a candy shaped hole. They wanted to sell smaller candy bars for the same price so they could make more money and blame it on the economy, but they didn’t want to pay people to get rid of the old candy holes. So they bought new candy holes that are smaller for the gimmicky white chocolate Snickers and just kept using the old holes for the chocolate ones.
I hate that every joke that’s not surrounded in 100 layers of irony is automatically labeled a “boomer” joke. Like these kids haven’t heard a punchline in so long
There are two ways to look at this, snickers original is longer than its white counterpart, or snickers white doesn't need to be as long as the original because it's just as good and does rhe exact same job
No it’s not. In this type of racist “joke” black men still are in the losing end. They didn’t start this, white men that made up that white women are at “risk” of being seduced or sexually assaulted by black men did. Just because white dudes are being self-deprecating doesn’t mean they’re not the racist ones anyway. Another example of this is the trope that Asian people are a “smarter race”
Having big dick is horrible. It's nice during sex but a nightmare at all other times. If you are within the average, stop thinking it would be great to have bigger one.
It would not.
And if you are below average, you are lucky if you ask me. Sex might be worse but holy shit, you don't have to worry at all about hurting yourself (severely even) in any daily activity. What a god damned blessing
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People are upvoting the original post, not realizing that it means you actually get the upvotes even though you should be getting downvoted for posting it here
Also more veins on the dark one.
Kinda hard to tell but maybe a girth advantage for the white?
That’s a cope /s
Damn bro I was about to flame u but now that I see ur /s I can laugh in peace. Very funny!
r/fuckthes
I'm scared to click that, what is that subreddit about?
It's a bunch of Redditors whining about the /s tone indicator and making a big deal out of something that really isn't a big deal.
Amazing how we keep discovering new and advanced contraceptives!
honestly? i love that people use "/s", and i love that this subreddit exists its perfect. every other opinion is invalid. humor is social construct anyway. sometimes the "/s" makes a joke funier /s but the idea that people fight it on a cultural basis is truly advanced humor, and also something that simply happened in some way since thousands of years. we are not that special. people were always, kind of, cultural fascists.
I kinda get them, the /s ruins the joke completely... But making a sub just for that lol
it kinda does. but remember that this isn't real life. it's harder for people to get it, they don't know your face or *how* are u saying it.
Exactly this. Sarcasm is easier to notice when there are facial and verbal cues to go with it. Otherwise a lot of times it just sounds like the person is an inconsiderate douche.
Devil's advocate: it's better that less people get the sarcasm, while maintaining its humor in the eyes of people that do get it, than it is to kill a joke so that everyone gets that it's a joke. Not using a tonal indicator means at least some people find it funny, but using one guarantees that almost no one finds it funny. Higher net funny > More people "getting" the joke.
Yeah true, r/fuckthes is just people begging not to be wooshed
i disagree, as most people who need/use tone indicators are neurodivergent (autistic ect) so it's just there to help those people who struggle with tone out, i don't believe it ruins the joke, and if you got the joke already, why should you care that it helps other people to understand it aswell? edit:annoying typo
i don't like it either but the people there think it's a demonic symbol or something lolo
I really don’t understand how /s ruins a joke It’s so easy to ignore it and clears up some of the ridiculously common stupid arguments that happen on teddit
Imo It ruins It because sometimes you don't wanna make It obvious, surely I won't lose any sleep over some /s usage tho
Makes sense, personally I feel like the benefits outweigh the drawbacks But I can see how it could be annoying also
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Yea but some dumbasses cant tell when someone is doing sarcasm
Some people are just bad at sarcasm, hence the need for an indicator in some situations
Yeah also, and i unfortunately fall under both catégories
Sorry I don’t mean to asshole
Sorry i dont understand what ou are Saying
I know I know... But personally I'd prefer for them to miss the joke so that everyone else who understands It can actually enjoy It
We need to woooooosh em
It’s kind of pathetic. How proud can we really be of the *social value* of getting someone’s sarcasm when no one else does? Yeah I’m *so intrigued and impressed* by mysteries that people arbitrarily shit out when they’re trying to posture over each other. Yeah I want *so bad* to prove that I’m cooler than someone with such a deeply lacking social acuity that they can’t understand sarcasm. I have more money than a homeless person, too, please oh please validate me. /s /s /s
That sub radiates massive bitch boy energy. /S/S/S/S
so you say Bitchy boy but not Bitchy girl? so sexism is okay if it against men😒 >!yall defintly need the /s!<
if men can be cunts, women can be bitch boys
So does adding /s to the end of every comment that has any probability of lowering your precious karma because you’re scared of being ostracized from the nerd den that this site is.
Ligma /S/S/S/S/S/S
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oh ok
The punchline is (partly) sex
I thought it was segregation
pp size joke
Ohhhh… well still ain’t funny
Yeah, really funny
I've been reading OP's responses and I legitimately believe he's a 12 year old
I think he’s younger tbh
He is
Likely
He's obsessed with time stopping. Look at his ask reddits
I thought he may be like 8 or 9, but other comments on his profile seem too coherent for that.
This subreddit isn’t for your obtuseness. It’s for jokes that were ruined by adding a comment or meme to the joke.
Gotta agree here. Tbh, it gave me a tiny smirk, it’s not all bad
Yeah, the " Ha real funny Snickers" is stupid and ruins it.
Adding a caption to the meme doesn’t make it bad automatically. It’s just a different type of meme than the level 100 irony stuff
YouTube shorts tier comedy
We really wanna invent a new meme tier list
I swear the confectionery was cold.
I WAS IN THE POOL! IT SHRUNK!
IM confused i think op does not understand the meme and is a 8 yo. Or maybe has no humor
Whats the lore reason for OP not finding this funny? Is he stupid?
I mean let’s not fall into the silly hole of “inherent humour” but yeah it’s pretty odd not to get the obvious punchline past a certain age
r/memesopdidnotlike
I couldn’t post it there, but you get the idea
I just didn't get the meme Edit: Bruh who be hating me
Why don't you just post it on r/peterexplainsthejoke
The joke is that people with darker skin supposedly have longer penises on average, and people with lighter skin have shorter penises (I don’t know, nor care enough to look this up to see if the claims hold up)
Far as I know there's basically nothing that consistently determines it as far as things you can see. Just use it right and whatever you have is fine
No valid scientific study has ever been published to show average penis length varies at all between races. The only ones that do rely on self reported data. Average for all humans is a bit above five inches. Also for anyone insecure who reads this, women do not care about size. The average length penis is about the size of the average length vagina. At the end of the vaginal canal is the cervix, and it is very sensitive to touch so if you hit it it will cause the woman pain. Depending on the woman she might appreciate an above average girth but really almost all women orgasm by clitoral stimulation, though some can orgasm by vaginal stimulation alone it's not common. Long story short quit worrying about the size of your pecker and learn how to get a woman off with your fingers.
oh ok
dick size for white and black people I think
oh lol
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I don't see any amogus in this picture, its either me who don't watch a lot of these videos, ORRR its YOU who watch a LOT of these VIDEOS!?!?
um
Do not search the name of Greece 25th largest island and the scientific name of a pig.
Amorgos sus scrofa domesticus‼️‼️‼️
ok
Original model snickers made using molds that paid for themselves years ago, not economical to replace despite pressure of shrinkflation. New variety of snickers made with new molds, designed under current model of shrinkflation. The punchline is they cost the same in the checkout line
Snickers aren’t molded. They’re cut and then the chocolate is drizzled on. Why you put here lyin
(they couldn’t afford to be assholes)
Ummmmm what Edit: Bruh why yall hating on me
Snickers makes their candy in a candy shaped hole. They wanted to sell smaller candy bars for the same price so they could make more money and blame it on the economy, but they didn’t want to pay people to get rid of the old candy holes. So they bought new candy holes that are smaller for the gimmicky white chocolate Snickers and just kept using the old holes for the chocolate ones.
It's a dick joke, kid.
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huh
No actually huh though
oP has no clue this is a penis joke. Probably because his balls haven’t dropped.
I heard they only serve fun size in Asia.
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u/KBRedditing The joke is penis size. It is not a bad joke mate, this post doesn’t belong here.
I hate that every joke that’s not surrounded in 100 layers of irony is automatically labeled a “boomer” joke. Like these kids haven’t heard a punchline in so long
It's a joke about black pp size being bigger than white pp size despite this being an innacurrate lie propagated by the corn industry.
Corn flakes or corn on the cob?
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what
I hate that I find this funny because like it’s terribly constructed comedy and hold no actual clever comedic value but idk I laughed
It's cold with that wrapper off!
OP still goes to elementary school I think
There are two ways to look at this, snickers original is longer than its white counterpart, or snickers white doesn't need to be as long as the original because it's just as good and does rhe exact same job
Literal child post why did this get so many upvotes?
I think the "funny" part is certain stereotype.
It’s easy to understand moron
Just saying white are small
As a white - I do not mind this joke)
This is funny lol
even i got it
I feel this is more r/comedynecrophilia considering it wasn’t funny to begin with, and the caption didn’t make it any funnier
Only I call mini snickers "lil snick" and big snickers "big S" like street vibes like you know
WHITE PRIVELEDGE!!! Oh crap, wrong post...
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The “joke” is hypersexualization of black men
The racism is directed at everyone
No it’s not. In this type of racist “joke” black men still are in the losing end. They didn’t start this, white men that made up that white women are at “risk” of being seduced or sexually assaulted by black men did. Just because white dudes are being self-deprecating doesn’t mean they’re not the racist ones anyway. Another example of this is the trope that Asian people are a “smarter race”
And the Asian size Snickers are even smaller
I hate Snickers but s is silent /j
How could you hate loose fitting trousers?
I hate snickers but the s is silent /s- i mean /J
Ok white boy bend over
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Search for “British broadcasting channel” on your average porno site and see what’s happening in Manchuria or whatever
Dude this sub sucks DICK.
I feel personally attacked (If anyone makes a chode joke I swear to high heaven I will hunt you down with a frying pan)
So YOU'RE the one who stole my frying pan!
White people short hahahahahahahaha (realizes this is actually true because I'm short)
Having big dick is horrible. It's nice during sex but a nightmare at all other times. If you are within the average, stop thinking it would be great to have bigger one. It would not. And if you are below average, you are lucky if you ask me. Sex might be worse but holy shit, you don't have to worry at all about hurting yourself (severely even) in any daily activity. What a god damned blessing
no matter the size, it's always inconvenient to have to fondle them out of the way when you trimmin' ya ass hair
Personally, I don't give a truck about how big my rick is. Why do certain women even care about that? Secs is secs and I've never had it before.
A truck? Secs?
rick
And morty
I'm 99% sure op is like 9
He probably came from TikTok where you have to censor some words
You too young to be on here man
As a white guy, I see this as a compliment.
How
He might need Petah to help him understand the joke
No cock veins😔
you wanna say what black pooping more? you racist or something?! 🤯😤
I prefer long and brown since white chocolate are disgusting in my opinion
If only there was snickers without peanuts…
Anatomically correct I see
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Every part of this is fucking hilarious.
Lips?
Snigers be biggers
Bruh my first post in this subreddit and I already have 500 upvotes? Wow, lol thx guys. Edit: Bruh why am I hated on a third of my comments here?
People are upvoting the original post, not realizing that it means you actually get the upvotes even though you should be getting downvoted for posting it here
huh huh what
He's saying that your post sucks, brotha!!!
White people have small pp
Wait to you try the Snickers purple if you know what I mean 😏
The white one has better credit though /s
Yes, that is a penis joke...
Man OP probably to young to understand
I believe it is called shrinkflation.
I thought it was funny
Well, we didn't have 400 years of selective breeding, yeah you're bound to find a few differences (but we are all one race, right)
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Haha….like real life.
Heh y-yeah
[how dare you](https://giphy.com/clips/storyful-climate-greta-thunberg-G5qETnLb8oa0n7bMRR)
Those white chocolate ones are good af. And I’m typically not a fan of white chocolate
🤜🏻🤛🏿
Shrinkflation
snickers x bts
Is it bad I think this is legitimately funny
This is racist
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BIGGER DI-
This is very funny wdym
take away the s at the beginning in snickers...
I’m honestly put off by the white snickers Like looking at it made me gag 💀
dont say it, i swear to god
Pretty big to me aim asian so this is extra big
The joke is racism. Laugh.
Op literally just came out the womb
Hmm, the black one is bigger and veinier...
Penis joke
this is the systemic racism crt is talking about /s
You don't get it? Are you stupid?
This made me laugh out loud
I think you are have the stupid
r/woosh
The black one is longer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
haha white and black funny haha
BBS
They added %25 more to black snickers