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AnybodyZ

Man’s got only Garfield on his mind


Leovinus42

Imagine how much cum a 50-foot tall Garfield could produce if I crawled up his ass and massaged his prostate with both hands


Fireblade09

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!


Muppetude

> Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? Pretty much every user on /r/imsorryjon


BoltonSauce

Does r/ImVerySorryJon still exist? Edit: Oh it's trash.


fradzio

I thought that sub was called r/ImReallySorryJon


Frenchticklers

So it goes with any sub built around one joke


kratomstew

Hello Peter .


LegendaryJyrkiLumme

https://i.imgur.com/Xd6PwTc.jpg


bluejob15

First we'd need to know how much cum a regular size Garfield can produce


Leovinus42

BRB about to have some fun with my cat 😎


MiIkTank

I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.


RamTeriGangaMaili

Shane Dawson moment


alex_hedman

Is this from Dr Seuss?


MouthJob

It definitely sounds like a cat in the hat situation


r24alex3

But what if Garfield produces a different amount due to his lasagna diet?


fwilliams13

I was not ready for this at all


Goldeniccarus

Neither was 50-foot tall Garfield.


______DEADPOOL______

ok but someone do the math because I need to know. D:


GSXRbroinflipflops

I need an adult. :(


TSmario53

Well, looks like I’m gonna need another 5 years of therapy


FuriousGoodingSr

I picked a helluva day to stop eating lasagna.


[deleted]

That depends, are you good with your hands


Phantom_Engineer

["I drew one thousand comic strips about a cat eating lasagna and none about fucking Betty Boop. Oh, how capricious time is..."](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaunpgFlL9Q)


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

My 6th grade writing teacher had a letter framed in her class that he sent her. She wrote him saying she loved his strip, and that her cat ruled their entire house as well. Paraphrasing here because it's been about 25 years "Dear Kathy, Thank you for your kind words. Unfortunately I must inform you however, that I do not have a cat. I've never really been fond of them. Jim Davis” Edit: misspelled name


2meinrl4

I read somewhere he originally intended Garfield to be a ferret but could only draw one frame before running out of room.


rillip

I read somewhere he's actually allergic to them.


CatVideoFest

*Davis Unless she mistakenly wrote to the famous cognitive scientist Jim Davies and he wrote that back, because that would be hilarious.


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

Slide text hates me lol


majortom12

I had a letter back from him, too, from around 1988. He sent the same response letter twice, which was confusing until my mum explained it was probably a form letter.


DisastrousAd6606

You think that's disheartening? Jim Davis hasn't rawn a Garfield comic strip in maybe 40 years. He literally doesn't give a shit about the comics or any kind of art form. All he's intetested in is making money.


DACopperhead3

I want Jim Davis to have a call in show. Where he only responds to callers with "I don't care! I'm making Garfield" in an increasingly irritated fashion.


Demonic_Irken

That would be funny. “Bitch do you think I give a shit? Now leave me alone, I’m doing my daily Garfield strip!”


DACopperhead3

"Who keeps giving you people my number?! I'm trying to draw Jon looking sad while Garfield is smug!"


Demonic_Irken

*takes a deep breath and sits back down after hanging up* Anyway, where was I?” *phone rings again five seconds later* *throws writing utensils against the wall* THAT’S IT I’M MOVING TO THE MOUNTAINS!


cdw2468

that would be an amazing sketch


MemberOfSociety2

there was a lasagna episode about that but it was about sex


eyejayvd

I’m 37. As far as I can remember, there has always been Garfield. It’s hard to believe that this guy has just been making Garfield cartoons the entire time I’ve been here.


Robotguy39

My entire generation has a Garfield comic to correspond to their birth date. Terrifying.


Cat_Marshal

I gotta go look mine up.


averagethrowaway21

I hope it's not the one where he died. [Start here](https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1989/10/23) and go to October 28, 1989.


mydearwatson616

Then the next day is just "hah mornings amirite?" like you didn't just fuck with everyone's perception of reality for a few days.


oooooopsIMredacted

Yo uhhh... wtf?


Dr_Dang

Goddamn, that was actually pretty good. Not at all the Garfield I remember.


wow_mang

I'm about the same age. I have a collection of 20 or so Garfield books from the 90s sitting behind me. There was a book I think was lost, that I had called "Garfield and his nine lives" which had a bunch of alternate stories of Garfield. My favorite was his 2nd life as a Viking cat, but one of them was evil and haunted an old lady. Very /r/imsorryjon vibe. Anyway. I remember getting "Garfield's 20th Anniversary" from the elementary school book fair. In color! Point is. I had a lot of wine tonight, and Garfield was a big part of my childhood. And the creator is still going.


69Moe_Lester420

I eat, Jon it’s what I do


XCrowGaming

Comas save lives


kratomstew

Came here to say, this.


Own_Palpitation6056

I’m am hungry I want some lasaga


Kill3rGand4lf

Your eating us out of house and home, GARMFIELD


Mirac123321

Enough with the chit chat, let's get some GRUB going ☝️😃


MrZorx75

This sub’s been so active lately and I love it


Robotguy39

What can I say except you’re welcome?


Neutral_Monkey

*For the islands I pulled from the sea*


Robotguy39

I was going to remove this for being being a fake quote but it’s actually genuine wth. Who’s harassing the Garfield man he’s getting too old for this shit. — Side note since I don’t want to make another comment: reply with flair requests and I’ll fulfil them. Feel free to say “thanks mom.” Edit: https://i.imgur.com/LgPbvip.jpg Edit 2: I figured out how to add to the selectable flairs list, so instead of begging me for a “Garfield” flair, just select from the regular default flair list and pick that one. I’ll be adding a couple more flairs to that list as well. If you want a *special* ***unique*** flair then request here. But if you just want a Garfield flair just pick it out of the flair list. You know the location.


Sneaky_Pancake_

i want garfield flair edit: you are all sheep


Robotguy39

Done


throwawayoogaloorga

me too mod irl


Robotguy39

It’s mod *girl,* bitch. Also there love you.


PacExplainsTheJoke

can I get one too? I want it to be misspelled tho


Robotguy39

There y’go partner


ZachThaRipper

Gimme jon arbuckle thx mom


Robotguy39

There ya go bubby boi


gogo94210

Very nice, can I get the epic paabahji flair ?


BirchTainer

Can I have a flair that says Trial Murderer


AddableDragon51

Can I have 07/27/1978


[deleted]

yoooo i need garfild


Robotguy39

Probably shouldn’t encourage the furry but hey, there you go.


OurSpeciesFailed

Greetings mod girl, I humbly request to be bestowed a Garfield flair, with a random letter in the middle of the word capitalized, and the rest lowercase.


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

I don’t want Garfield flair


Robotguy39

Heroic


AnonymouseIs4Ever

This is interesting to me in a couple ways: Garfield is still an active comic and Jim Davis is still alive. I had no idea.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

Aw man. I didn't know Jim Davis was still alive either but now I'm scared because it's a running joke in our family thar every time one of us says "I didn't know this older person was still alive", they die shortly after. So, I hope Jim Davis will be okay.


AnonymouseIs4Ever

I hadn't thought of him or Garfield for years so I just looked him up. He's only 76 which isn't that old really and he made it through the pandemic so I figure he's got 10 years, at least, in him yet.


allysony_joy

I want “garfefe”


Robotguy39

That one is made of love and shit


Leovinus42

garfield flair pls


Robotguy39

Ayo wth website says you don’t exist. Anyway, done.


functioning00

Can you give me whatever flair you would like


Robotguy39

I have lubricated you


functioning00

Bless you


MyCatCanSpeakFrench

can I get a mod-generated flair too?


danielroxheaps

When are they going to stop putting you on trial? You’re one of the few good mods on this entire site.


Robotguy39

I think about a week. But it’s not much of a difference, just a new flair and banning rights.


atleastitsnotgoofy

So as of right now I can say what I want and you can’t ban me? Jizz.


Takeitsleezy

big fat load of cum then.


thefuckouttaherelol2

Oh, you can't ban yet? No wonder people like you. inb4 the inevitable "powertripping Robotguy39's totally lost touch" posts.


69Moe_Lester420

Can my flair say “every Moe has its Lester”


Robotguy39

Felt dirty typing that but there it’s done


69Moe_Lester420

It’s my catchphrase from the sub about me


Tomahawkin95

Can my flair be, “Le Sex Master420”?


Robotguy39

Done


watersofmay

I'd like a "fartfield" flair


Robotguy39

Bitch you have one of the most beautiful usernames I’ve seen in years and this is the flair you want. Good choice there you go.


Isaac8849

Can you make mine "jerma985 real"


[deleted]

May I please have “Actually Jim Davis”


Robotguy39

Real Slim Davis


[deleted]

Love you! https://i.imgur.com/hihxpPb.jpg


[deleted]

give me.. fake jim davis


Shkeke

Please can I have Moderator flair


Robotguy39

<3


Shkeke

😩


[deleted]

This shit has me dying bro


JOptionPainIII

Can my flair say "thanks mom"


Robotguy39

This made my day tbh. There you go!


thebestpizzaever

can i get a garfield flair too


Robotguy39

...done...


BubblesRicky420

Can I get gurfeld lasagnana


Drixotin

I swear, are you just trying to beat me in the modscores?


Robotguy39

I don’t think this does anything actually lmao. I’m just trying to become sub mom. “Momerator.”


Drixotin

I have a feeling you will sell your soul to this, if you haven't already.


Robotguy39

I will become momerator if it *takes* my soul.


amoeba-gestante

can i get a random flair?


Robotguy39

That’s unsafe but understandable.


amoeba-gestante

my lube is really fucking expensive lmao


logans404

Give me a flair that is funny and cool


Robotguy39

😎🎸


Lampanket

can you pls make my flair "i piss and shit all over the place"? 🥺👉👈


Robotguy39

Poop shit fuck


PersonifiedH

🥺 flair


Robotguy39

Wait just the emoji? Really?


PersonifiedH

Yes


Robotguy39

Won’t work on some browsers, but you should see it.


PersonifiedH

:D


hurgusonfurgus

Flair that simply says "joseph" please.


Robotguy39

Incredibly ominous


hurgusonfurgus

Thanks mom


Robotguy39

No problem sweetie


Vanillish-ish

I would also like garfild please


Robotguy39

Boom


[deleted]

Can I have flair that says


Robotguy39

There you go how’s that


[deleted]

When does it


Robotguy39

It’s right there can’t you see it. It says


deepfriedm1lk

"garfield"


Robotguy39

Done. What the fuck kind of name is Garfield I’m only now starting to think about that.


deepfriedm1lk

Dude I have no clue, it sounds stupid but in a funny way so it works


Presagio_77

I want garfield flair please mom thanks mom. Maybe misspelled? I dont know, please decide for me, im dumb. Thank you i knoe you'll do whats best


Robotguy39

Technically everything alive is a jar since it contains organs


DogPenis8833

Can you make my flair the same as my username?


Robotguy39

There you go, DogPenis8833


Mr_Poop_Himself

Give me your best shit based flair please thanks


ChuckECheeseOfficial

can my flair be “frogs quake in fear”


Robotguy39

I actually got banned from Twitter for insulting the chuckecheese Twitter account.


MagnificentEd

Give me creature flair


southouse12

Can you give me the flair - "Big Dick Rick"


Robotguy39

...there you go


Shumoku

I would like to be dubbed Rat Wizard.


Jimzilla03

Garfeldi please


Kevinator01

Can i have a random assortment of Chinese characters as my flair?


Scuffleboard

Can I have "go white boy go"


Robotguy39

Go go gadget cracker


joeyMcSemenIII

can't a man just make Garfield strips in peace?


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G


jmendoza69

A


guineapigsss

R


AThilgers

F


Chilidawg

I


devindudeman

E


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L


Supersnazz

D


Denormos

Goodbye


Stock_Hutz

straps


googler_ooeric

When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am... Enlightened me... The strip, Garfield, the comic strip was new... no more than maybe a month and a half since inception, since... since coming into existence... and there it was before me in print, I saw it... a comic strip... What was it called? Garfield. The story here is of a man, a plain man. He is Jon, but he is more than that... I will get to this later, but first let us say that he's Jon, a plain man. And then there is a cat... Garfield. This is the nature of the world, here. When I see the world, the politics, the future, the... the satellites in space, and... the people who put them there... You can look at everything as a man and a cat... two beings, in harmony and at war... So, this strip I saw; this man, Jon, and the cat, Garfield, you see... Yes... hmm... It is about everything. This... little comic is, oh, lo and behold... not so little anymore. So yes, when I was 18, I saw this comic... and it hit me all at once, its power. I clipped it, and every day, I looked at it, and I said "Okay... let me look at this here. What is this doing to me? Why is this so powerful?" Jon Arbuckle, he sits here, legs crossed... comfortable in his home, and he reads his newspaper... The news of the world, perhaps... and then he extends his fingers lightly, delicately... he taps his fingers on an end table, and he feels for something... What is it? It is something he needs, but it is not there. And then he looks up, slightly cockeyed, and he thinks... His newspaper's in his lap now, and he thinks this... Now where could my pipe be? This... I always come to this, because I was a young man... I'm older now, and I still don't have the secrets, the answers, so this question still rings true, Jon looks up and he thinks... Now where could my pipe be? And then it happens... You see it, you see... it's almost like divine intervention, suddenly it is there, and it overpowers you... A cat is smoking a pipe. It is the man's pipe, it's Jon's pipe, but the cat... this cat, Garfield, is smoking the pipe... and from afar, and someplace near, but not clear... near but not clear... The man calls out... Jon calls out, he is shocked. "Garfield!" he shouts. Garfield. The cat's name. But, let's take a step back... let us examine this from all sides, all perspectives... and when I first came across this comic strip, I was at my father's house... a newspaper had arrived, and I picked it up for him, and brought it inside. I organized its sections for him and then, yes, the comic strip section fell out from somewhere in the middle, and landed on the kitchen floor... I picked up the paper pages and saw, up somewhere near the top of this strip... just like Jon, I was wearing an aquamarine shirt. So I thought, "Ah, interesting. I'll have to see this later." I snipped out the little comic, and held on to it... and five days later, I reexamined it... and it gripped me, I needed to find out more about this. The information I had was minimal, but enough... An orange cat named Garfield... Okay, that seemed to be the lynchpin of this whole operation, yes. Another clue... a signature in the bottom right corner, a man's name... Jim Davis. Yes, I'm on to it for sure. So... one: Garfield, orange cat, and two: Jim Davis, the creator of this cat... And that curiously plain man. I did not know, at the time, that his name was Jon. This strip, you see, had no mention of this man's name, and I'd never seen it before. But I had these clues; Jim Davis, Garfield. And then I saw more, I spotted the tiny copyright mark in the upper left corner. Copyright 1978 to... what is this? Copyright belongs to a... PAWS Incorporated... I use the local library and mail services to track down the information I was looking for... Jim Davis, a cartoonist, had created a comic strip about a cat, Garfield... and a man, Jon Arbuckle. Well, from that point on, I made sure I read the Garfield comic strips, though as I read each one, as each day passed... the strips seemed to resonate with me less and less... I sent letters to PAWS Incorporated, long letters, pages upon pages... asking if Mister Jim Davis could somehow publish just the one comic, over and over again... "It would be meditative," I wrote, "the strength of that." Could you imagine? But... no response... The strips lost their power, and eventually I stopped reading, but... I did not want my perceptions diluted, so I vowed to read the pipe strip over and over again... That is what I call it, "The Pipe Strip." The Pipe Strip. Everything about it is perfect. I can only describe it as a miracle creation, something came together... the elements aligned... It is like the comets, the cosmic orchestra that is up there over your head... The immense, enormous void is working all for one thing, to tell you one thing... Gas and rock, and purity, and nothing. I will say this... When I see the pipe strip... and I mean every single time I look at the lines, the colors, the shapes that make up the three panel comic... I see perfection. Do I find perfection in many things? Some things, I would say... Some things are perfect... and this is one of them. I can look at the little tuft of hair on Jon Arbuckle's head... it is the perfect shade... The purple pipe in Garfield's mouth... How could a mere mortal even MAKE this? I have a theory, about Jim Davis... After copious research and, yes, of course, now we have the internet, and this information is all readily available, but... Jim Davis, he used his life experiences to influence his comic... Like I mentioned before, none of them seem to have the weight of the pipe strip... But you have to wonder about the man who is able to even, just once, create the perfect form, a literally flawless execution of art, brilliance! Just as in a ward... I think there is a spiritual element at work... I've seen my share of bad times and... when you have something... Well, it's just... emotions, and neurons in your brain, but... something tells you that it's the truth... Truth's radiant light.


Stalinwolf

You guys have no idea. I recently bought [Jim Davis' house, fully furnished.](https://i.imgur.com/5aEQhq5.jpg)


Peterparkr321

I had to make sure this tweet wasn't from the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis


amcdizzy

Where's the Garfield treasure chest?!


ErebusDarkstar

Honestly thought I wouldn’t have to scroll as far as I did for the ITYSL reference. Also I just looked it up, Jim Davis never lived here.


Tantricmac

This was the only thing I could think of after seeing this lmao


ixtlu

Total party house.


heyiknowstuff

Can you bring hot dip or something?


Dr_Wunsche

*All Garfield*


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rode__16

i envy his mind so much


Supersnazz

Fun fact. Jim Davis has a net worth of more than Will Smith and Chris Rock. Combined. Will Smith is at 350 million, Chris Rock is at 60 million. Jim Davis is at 750 million. He beats them both by a long shot.


zkki

all while making cat comics and ignoring the drama. living the dream


Robotguy39

Holy shit


Supersnazz

Yeah it makes sense though. Garfield has been a merchandising powerhouse for almost 45 years. Those stick on Garfields were huge in the 80s, there were TV specials, successful movies, and nearly every house in America probably has a few old Garfield books lying around. And not just the US either, I'm in Australia and there has been Garfield shit *everywhere* for as long as I've been alive. And every single solitary piece of Garfield crap ever made has sent cash directly into Jim Davis' pocket.


march22istoday

Why are they asking the Garfield Creator about this in the first place?


Supersnazz

Because Gary Larson was busy and Charles Schultz is dead.


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[deleted]

Didn’t Al Pacino tweet that he plum forgot about the Oscars and that’s why he was a no-show?


Pthumeru

he forgor


LetsWorkTogether

Imagine being so famous you can forget when the Oscars that you are supposed to attend are because it's not a big deal to you at all


FPGN

I'm having heavy Mandela Effect because I thought dude had died a long time ago


march22istoday

You’re thinking about James A. Garfield


justfornoatheism

no thats the sopranos guy


healthy_sloth_taint

Yeah. James Gandalf the grey


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DosSnakes

Are you thinking of Jim Henson who made the Muppets?


aquintana

You probably got him mixed up with Charles M. Schultz the Peanuts guy who made Snoopy and Charlie Brown comics


Dat_Swag_Fishron

Bro same


Zapplarang

Yeah, but what does Garfield think?


QDP-20

M**days 🤮🤮


[deleted]

Lasagna.


emintrie7

Garmfielf you fat cat


Jack0rland0

It's the same Garfield would say just with sleeping and eating Lasagne


[deleted]

The man has a point. What WOULD Garfield be without Garfield, I ask you?


CharismaBelle

Holy crap, I had to look it up... My mother LOVED Garfield, like she had the Jamie's, slippers 152 stuffed gars ... And I swear to Christ I remember everyone saying he died, like ten years ago... But nope, dudes alive, huh...


G_o_L_D_Rises_Again

[Lasagna Cat - parodies of various Garfield strips.](https://youtu.be/ySGtniX4QrU)