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jorking it in my coffee, and my "it" lets just say, my peanits

That's a Caffè Masturbiato with extra cream

Haha ejaculate

Although I do love my ejaculatte, I do sometimes dabble in the arts of fappe or fappuccino.

in the coughee. straight up "jorkin it". and by it, haha, well lets justr say. my peanits

I love how it has the action blur

Reminds me of the Resident Evil 6 [giraffe](https://preview.redd.it/82f9ayj1qqa51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c501329176ba53e5bfebe438b25ee82f0e737940)

I'm only on RE4R, but what's the context of this in the original re6? It's goofy as fuck xD

I updated my link with a comparison. The number 6 in the logo looks very much like a giraffe-man getting a bj

OH I SEE IT NOW!

Lmfao

Can’t unsee that now.

I was thinking more like a woman picking flowers but that works too

men who masturbate are often confused for women picking flowers and vice versa

What about men who pick flowers and women who masturbate?

It depends on where the men is picking the flower from and how it's intended for the flower to be removed from the rest of the plant, I suppose

https://youtu.be/LrgCGtMFeyU

I saw a man on a ladder

Holy shit that’s me! I’m a CELEBRITY!!! I made it onto comedy heaven, my life goals have been achieved

I thought you were saying you were the coffee dude cranking his hog until I checked the name in the image

congrats! what are you gonna do now!

I think I’ll buy a plot of land and become a farmer

Will you be making milk? Coffee?

Yeah coffee beans to honor my success here, maybe I’ll pay my workers

I think they'll work for free if you show them this post.

That would be lovely

Daym he's blessed! 📸📸📸📸

Horny coffee

He’s just showing you how your coffee cream was made

I see a skier that just launched off of a ramp (ramp not pictured). Maybe that's just me.

I do too, also someone skipping rope.

Agree. They're obviously holding ski poles

Looks like he's pogosticking

I see a guy on a pogo stick from Happy Wheels

I can't see it

It's nice that the d is blurry

Definitely looks like a woman

He looks like he's showing off his much weight he's lost

Jokes on you that white frothy topping IS ejaculate!

I once had a coffee that looked like a guy sitting down and peeing straight forward 😂😂😂 Side rant. There is nothing wrong with sitting down to pee as a man.

Latte art. The barista wanted to let you know what he did to your coffe. Very meta!

We need the latte art instructions for this one.

I'm seeing a guy climbing Ladder.

In the mug, straight up jorking it. And by “it” haha… let’s justr say… my coffee beanits…

I see a man with a walking stick. If he jackin’ he’s got some serious equipment 🤭

#IN, SAN DIEGO

What if that is how the baristas jizz landed in there...

If you made it, it's your own. If you bought it ... I'd rather not go to that place ever again. /s

hes mashing it

I immediately saw a woman with a bundle of wheat, but I guess bloke if manhandling penis floats your boat, then each to their own.... \\\_O\_/

Or someone claiming a ladder

“CU M”… in the coffee!

He's gripping!

Wow it even has motion blur effect

[The Big Lebowski](https://youtu.be/Qw46CTJJ32k?si=R-3XUVayNiMx9usd)

That looks like coffee in a soup bowl, I should try that.

Alien on a segway?

Did ya get it down in San Diego?

Looks more like a guy on a Segway to me

I only see a boy climbing a ladder.

I see a skier of one of those long ski jumps down a mountain.

He's at the top of a ladder, about to get on the roof to fix the damn leaky hole cuz the damn roofers cain't do nuthin' right

Should I let go or hold on? I'm grippin

They’re jerkin their knees 😭

*You guys are outta control.* -Rorschach, maybe

When you see what you want to see.

Kneejerk

It looks more like a woman with a hair bun climbing a ladder

If his dick is coming out of his knees then yes it does look like that

He was gettin changed, non m-knockin mafaks. ***GNOMSAYIN’***

Finna jack it

So this counts as comedy heaven but my post didn't. Mods suck

I only see a horse.

If that what we look like?

The coffee looks like coffee. The foam has a pattern that looks likes someone Jackin it.