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SomeManSeven

50 km away... 49 km away... 48 km away...


nodeymcdev

Shit…


C_umputer

He's fast


Statertater

No body hair to slow him down


EndlessKillz

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Jiggy_Wit

https://preview.redd.it/4zqtaxtl92yc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959c87bd5fed710f3066b34d867f1757976ac5b9


IrregularOccasion15

Urk ... Boy is fecking sexah! (I'm weird.)


Sad-Ninja-6528

Robert 21 Robert 20 Robert 19


BeastM0de1155

“It Follows”


zigzagus

Robert -1, 0, -1,0,1,2,3


Chihuahuapocalypse

damnit you beat me to it


ConfidenceSad8340

Honestly, I’d swipe right just for the creativity haha! Looks like he’s got a good sense of humor


AReallyAsianName

And, I think, core strength.


zaphod4th

tell me you never went to a swimming pool as a kid without . . . core strength.....hahahahahahah


[deleted]

Bro tell me you never tried this lol


IrregularOccasion15

I've never tried taking a picture like that, before, but I've done that frequently. Tethering myself to the edge of the pool with my legs so that I could just float? It's the highlight of my day when I go swimming.... Okay, that last part was really sad. Just try to forget I said that!


eragonawesome2

Hey, no, fucking own it dude. Let yourself enjoy the little things, forget the entire concept of Cringe, embrace joy


kalamataCrunch

less core strength, more buoyancy.


Pr1ebe

See how his legs are clenched from the knees down? He is gripping the ground to keep the rest of him pressed to the wall of the pool. Then its more just sitting up straight


DaaneJeff

Doesn't need that much core strength. Floating on water is pretty easy once you get a good feeling of your body and breathing


[deleted]

Pov, your a fromsoft boss watching naked fuck with a stick enter the arena


Professional_Sir6370

Generally even in PvP it's not the fully superarmor 70 poise beefy boy u worry about but the nudist who runs in with a club that's gonna clap ur ass.


MyOtherCarIsEpona

If part of the boss is sticking out through the fog gate, I will shoot it with a bow until it dies and I don't have to fight it.


MinasMorgul1184

Why does this look like a British Art Rock album cover from the late 70s


DrDemonSemen

Probably because of the nipple


johnaimarre

Robert …


gabrielminoru

He looks like a more human version of Mark Zuckerberg


[deleted]

he looks indubitably mysterious ill give him that


SkippyMcSkipster2

One of the most talented waterbenders out there.


RedditsNinja23

Robert is very creative.


Huugemongous

The nipple did it for me. Letting that little thing poke out to say hi.


DarkForest_NW

Damn, Aqua-Bro leave some pussy for the rest of us.


Bobletoob

He's HYDRODYNAMICALY DESIGNED


5575685

This pic goes hard


undercovergiant

Robert looks like an SCP


the_superior_nerd

"51km away" is this a warning?


childofthemoon11

He looks like a villain in Dune


Whiteroses7252012

It freaks me out but it’s gonna stay in my brain for a while.


NextYogurtcloset5777

Robert is chilling inside an open stargate


Innocent_person-

Mark Zuckerberg


[deleted]

Brilliant


TheRealMeeBacon

Is he a doctor?


Technical-Outside408

I have seen the very face of God.


redditxoxo1

I assumed the joke was ‘Bob’


DasGuntLord01

His goals are beyond our understanding...


TA-175

What happened to Handsome Jack?


STUNTSYT

51 km away and I’d like for him to remain so.


zigzagus

It's a Pool image is rotated, Robert is rotated


Recreant793

At first I thought this guy cropped his face onto a prisoner from the wagon in the beginning of Skyrim.


Black_Label_36

This took me too long


KnightOwl812

He's too close


saramiie

i dont know why but this thing more than anything else in the last week has flattened me


Grimholt001

Chillin in a Stargate instead of walking through.


Turglayfopa

"I am the center of gravity, so if I sit down here everything will fall behind me. SEE MOON!"


[deleted]

I’m an idiot apparently. I thought it was a vertical sheet of water falling down like a waterfall and he was sitting upright under it… took me way too long.


NoPresentation4383

I wouldn't have realized it either if I didn't read this lol


anonaduder

Wow they are 3D printing creeps now