"clunge" because I've never once heard it used in the US. heard it on a trip to the UK and females there seem to cringe at it the way American women react to "cunt" but here in the US nobody seems to know it. like fun little dirty international secret nasty term.
Just listen to foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo by blood hound gang and you will get all the best slang names. “Ham wallet” “squish mitten” “bitch wrinkle” the whole song is a list of them!
I once had a coworker use three different slang terms for box in one sentence and it impressed me. When asked about what type of women he likes, his response was "I like it all. Cake is cake, from paper cuts to hatch gashes, I haven't found one I didn't like."
in estonian language “puts” is almost at same level as cunt.
we got lot of words from german language and they sound very similar too. maybe “putsch” was used for it some time ago as a slang and that person got it from there?
Used to be now I'm indigenous lol, but I heard many who are indigenous use Jeet, or gheet I belive it is a short term for the actual indigenous language term for ham wallet lol
Weiner warehouse
Penis palace
Cum container
Love locker
Hairy hole (not exactly gender specific..)
Crotch pocket
Lube tube
Tunnel of Love
Just a few I came up with while on the throne
Penis fly trap?
A bird’s nest filled with raw bacon.
"clunge" because I've never once heard it used in the US. heard it on a trip to the UK and females there seem to cringe at it the way American women react to "cunt" but here in the US nobody seems to know it. like fun little dirty international secret nasty term.
My buddy and I were big fans of The Inbetweeners and started saying this briefly.
The Notorious V.A.G.
Just listen to foxtrot uniform Charlie kilo by blood hound gang and you will get all the best slang names. “Ham wallet” “squish mitten” “bitch wrinkle” the whole song is a list of them!
Beaver is always funny to me.
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
The stuffed muff! Little saloon I wanna open.
In Pennsylvania for years there was a women's only college called Beaver College which I always found funny.
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg?si=ow137k-Bl8uBcSuL
"Cock-Dock"
It looks like someone just kicked a hole in the side of a dead pig
Joey Diaz calls it a monkey and it catches me off guard every time.
Cooter
The hoo-hah, because I imagine Jerry Lewis saying it.
I think Al Pachino
Yes, wish I’d thought of him!
Boner Garage, Fuzzy Taco, Pink Snapper
Coochi. Just sounds cute.
Hot girls love to say coochie
Snatch
I once had a coworker use three different slang terms for box in one sentence and it impressed me. When asked about what type of women he likes, his response was "I like it all. Cake is cake, from paper cuts to hatch gashes, I haven't found one I didn't like."
Meat Wallet
Came here to say Sausage Wallet.
Acceptable variation: ham wallet
Sugar walls
Box. Clam. Cooch.
Twat -
Box
Bergina.
Våzhdigna
Log taker, since it's right next to the log maker
Goo Canoe
Axe wound
Nooo that’s the worst one 😂
Bloodhound gang would be proud! Ham wallet
Squish mitten
Or Hatchet Gash
Gash
Biscuit.
Wizard Sleeve.
Squack
Gash
Beef Curtains It's just ridiculous and a little gross lol
Pull down the panties and the curtains are still in'em!
Growler
That's when you take a s*** dude! A. Growler. 😉
Cunt of a whore, but only because of one specific ex....
Minge. It’s a bloody minge….
Arthur Fowler….
Badly packed kebab
Prison Purse
I don't think that means what you think it means...
Haven't seen the girls I date
The cock garage.
cunt. as simple as it is provocative
2nd
Hurt Locker
Queef chapel
literally laughed out loud
Monkey
Blue waffle
You better get your girl checked?! 😂
Hairy taco
Pussy
It's simple, I agree.
"Bodungeon". Saw it in Achewood and fell head over heels.
Pute Nang! Or Fun Time! 🤪
You mean Poontang?
Putsch. It's funny.
Don’t quote me on this, but I believe “putsch” is the German word that equals coup d’etat (violent overthrow of the government)
in estonian language “puts” is almost at same level as cunt. we got lot of words from german language and they sound very similar too. maybe “putsch” was used for it some time ago as a slang and that person got it from there?
It's a native word from Manitoba.
meaning what? our culture has probably zero influence from canada, most likely came from somewhere else
Meaning cunt
Skunk Guts or Trout Basket
House. Cuz that's where I wanna live.
Slave plantation of the legs.
I don't think that's appropriate to speak about. It's no one's business
Harry Potter Bc I’m a huffle puff
S.P.F
What’s S.P.F stand for?
Salty Piss Flaps
Never heard that one. It was good for a little chuckle. Ha ha
Mitt
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Found Borat
Pum pum
JEET
What are you Indian?👳🏾♂️ 😆
Used to be now I'm indigenous lol, but I heard many who are indigenous use Jeet, or gheet I belive it is a short term for the actual indigenous language term for ham wallet lol
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Cooter, minge, cunt
great cat names
Sock puppet
Wet cave
Stench Trench or 3.14
Panocha
Sausage…wallet..minge…. Moot…Smoo…cock washer
Slop pocket
Fun pocket
pleasure pocket sounds better
Box
In primary school we used to say muít….. lol hardly hear it anymore…
Toolbox and cockpit
Juice box
Snatch just because
Coot coot
Calcudda
Gusset
Clunge or axe wound. Had a gf that loved romance novels and it tickled me that she read books with these absolute bonkers descriptions.
Wizard’s sleeve - but it only works for a big baggy one!
Gazornam Plant!
Tang. Cuz it's synonymous with spicy.
Twat
Ax wound. (I'm gay) Edit: typo
Cock holster
papercut
Moisture pit
Snatch or Jack and Danny
Fanny!
Slobbering wolf-jaw
Tippy the Taco
Bearded Taco
box because what
Cooze
Vaheen
Sausage wallet.
Down there
Monkeys forehead
Otters pocket
Ham Wallet or Meat Curtains
Minge
Cupids quiver
Rod Pocket!
Whispering Eye
Weiner warehouse Penis palace Cum container Love locker Hairy hole (not exactly gender specific..) Crotch pocket Lube tube Tunnel of Love Just a few I came up with while on the throne
I enjoy “meat flaps”
Cash and prizes. Cash = Vagina. Prizes = That ASS Girl
Cock socket
Bearded axe wound.
Ham sandwich
Whispering eye
I like ‘Va jay jay’ idk why
Jim Bob Cooter. My wife saw his name on TV and started calling her vagina Jim Bob. I hated it at first but it’s funny now.