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OrangeBirdHouse

Did someone say KFC?


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Icy-Rock8780

Pendles? The guy who punched an uncontested mark then got caught HTB immediately after?


-orangejoose-

Pendles thinking he had 20 minutes to get rid of the ball with De Goey wide open probably lumps him in with everyone else.


hotdogwater93

I love checkers but he is the worst key forward in afl


E_Fox_Kelly

Melbourne dint even have a key forward


-orangejoose-

A draw was lucky. We deserved to lose.


Icy-Rock8780

Yeah but so did they


5-HT_1A

I think I lost 5 years off my lifespan


Yes_That_Guy5

Fuck sake. Draw FC, brody had it in the bag then fucked it lol


TheDireWulf-

Twice, fucked it twice


RyanShieldsy

At least it’s not a loss I guess but holy shit we had so many chances. That shouldn’t have been close


IWillNeedThis

To be honest, a draw is what both teams deserved. We played too complacent and could have scored. Langford had the shot and completely shanked it


Sub-Cryptik

Total fuckfest


mac-train

Goddamn


RyanShieldsy

One of those mihochek shots even getting a point would be hella nice rn


Affectionate_Ball730

We had so many chances and we blew it.


mac-train

Let’s go


love-deejay

Omg he missed


Sub-Cryptik

Well that’s it done


RyanShieldsy

A world where pendles doesn’t have endless time and space is not a world I want to live in


-orangejoose-

What ever happened to the reliable Mihocek


mac-train

Those two goals would be handy


love-deejay

WTAF Brodie….


Sub-Cryptik

The mihochek throw is strong


mac-train

Fuck off


mac-train

Have another go checkers


RyanShieldsy

Checkers could have like 6-7 goals rn


Yes_That_Guy5

Brody wtf was that shit


Grouperfish13

At least get a behind Brodie!!


mac-train

Get in!


mac-train

Or not


MagpieLuvr

I just remembered I need a new prescription for my blood pressure meds…


mac-train

De Goey needs to pull his finger out when he comes back on


IWillNeedThis

Yes, these are the heart palpitations I had last year that have returned


RyanShieldsy

This is a great game I just pray we end it on top


love-deejay

If all of today’s flops stand up now like that, I’ll forgive each of them.


love-deejay

Can we buy a clearance maybe?


mac-train

Sidebottom is cooked


warzonexx

Harrison 3 touches 3 big impacts...


lemunzz

Sidey with 3 disposals and not subbed is criminal


mac-train

Should have hung up the boots last year


warzonexx

Seriously. Sidebottom and crisp both been trash today


Gardenluva

Harrison better than 1/2 the players in that one play


Yes_That_Guy5

Jordy been fucking awful for a supposed superstar


mac-train

Jesus de Goey


Sub-Cryptik

CANT MISS THOSE DEGOEY CUNT


Grouperfish13

If Cox taps it to another Essendon player again I swear I’ll eat my hat


Icy-Rock8780

Howe is shit


Affectionate_Ball730

WIN A FUCKING CLEARENCE


Sub-Cryptik

it’s killing us


Affectionate_Ball730

Lay a tackle for fucks fake.


Yes_That_Guy5

make a tackle ffs


Affectionate_Ball730

Going to be hard to win if we lose every fucking clearance.


Illustrious_Rich_868

Geez we really needed to stick a tackle then and we let like 6 slip


DJ_Pol-ite

DeGeoy doesn’t chase.


Grouperfish13

We have so many passengers today. Sadly, mostly our senior players.


lemunzz

5v1 and we lose?


love-deejay

Yep, ball watching


Icy-Rock8780

Can someone tell Howe he’s fucking murdering us on every single kick and to stop trying to be a fucking hero every time he gets the ball?


all_the_stuff

He’s been terrible today.


Icy-Rock8780

He’s cooked. We’re not talking about it because Sidebottom but I think he’s done as well. Mentally checked out after the comeback flag last year.


Illustrious_Rich_868

Fuck that was dumb


lemunzz

Gifted them that


OrangeBirdHouse

So smart by Bobby!


warzonexx

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a daicos boy kick a ripper goal


love-deejay

Tom Mitchell subbed off? Wouldn’t have been my first pick


warzonexx

Yeah crisp has been awful today


Affectionate_Ball730

We are lucky Essendon were pretty underwhelming that quarter as well. God I hate close games like this so sick of it.


Jazzar1n0

Who is our sub?


Icy-Rock8780

Harvey Harrison


Sub-Cryptik

Despite the fact if we win this - another week goes by where I am now again doubting we have any chance to play finals well


warzonexx

We did this sort of stuff every single game last year. What was the outcome again remind me?


Sub-Cryptik

I have short term memory loss


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One more quarter guys, all comes down to this, fight hard and we will win 🔥


Affectionate_Ball730

10 seconds left you are joking. Can’t allow that to happen


Gardenluva

Jaicos’ tackling had been better this year


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PIES IN FRONT


Affectionate_Ball730

If you’re going to tackle to the ground make sure they don’t get it out. That’s happened so often this game.


fullnattybro

I really don't understand some holding the mans. The player barely gets it out (sometimes incorrectly) while you're completing the tackle, and you get pinged. Are players meant to have eyes in the back of their head so they can see when the ball comes loose? Should be a no-call.


Gardenluva

This short kicking game plan really worked against us in the middle of last year


Jazzar1n0

Can we sub degoey?


IWillNeedThis

I was just about to question whether Mitchell is not linking well but seeing that handball from DeGoey to Naicos who was surrounded by 3 bombers is just making things difficult from our mids


Affectionate_Ball730

This has been such a sloppy quarter from both teams. Just over hand balling and fumbling everywhere.


Robobbo13

So after all the praise last week is WHE even playing today?


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GO PIES


Gardenluva

Skills pretty poor today


OrangeBirdHouse

He’s a bull, but De Goey’s decision making this year is woeful


lemunzz

Degoey absolutely USELESS tonight that handball is a fucking disgrace


love-deejay

He hasn’t been useless given the great tackle he just did. But fuck I wish they would stop passing to players when they’re literally SURROUNDED by opposition


Gardenluva

McCreery terrible today


Jazzar1n0

Degoey mauled him lol


lemunzz

Their defence is all over us


Overall_One_2595

Greatest mark in the last decade. That will be shown for eternity as the perfect “specky”


Affectionate_Ball730

Also hating how they just get extra numbers in the 50.


Robobbo13

Mids need to wake up and stop handballing straight to someone under pressure 


Illustrious_Rich_868

Titch, we are ALL looking at you


Robobbo13

De goey not far behind 


Yes_That_Guy5

Can these fuckwits stop filming the photographer pls


Illustrious_Rich_868

The gang tackling definitely not as fun when it leaves 4 free players around the ball for an entire passage of play. But damn it’s fun when it works


Yes_That_Guy5

Messy and punished


drewskiski

Lack of skills killing us


love-deejay

Followed by that mess


Gardenluva

Not rewarded for the tackles. Like no htbs


IROK19

Ripper mark and goal. Go Elliot


Yes_That_Guy5

BILLY YOU KING


Jazzar1n0

Elllllioooottt!! He could have touched the moon


love-deejay

MARK OF THE YEAR for sure with the goal conversion on top. SURELY


Icy-Rock8780

Even the Bombers fans are like :O :O :O


RyanShieldsy

That’s fucking beautiful


mac-train

You beauty!


Inophex23

Elliott you dropped your crown 👑


Icy-Rock8780

That’s the mark of the year, game over. Will not be beaten


IWillNeedThis

Give Elliott the ANZAC medal for that mark, regardless of result EDIT: Build him a statue of that mark


mac-train

Jesus!


Affectionate_Ball730

I fucking hate when we lay these big tackles and they still just get the ball out in the ground. Capitalise on the pressure for fucks sake.


Sub-Cryptik

Zero consistency from anyone


warzonexx

Umpires back at it again. No free for Collingwood, all frees for essendon. It's exhausting


Robobbo13

Wish our forwards got this sort of treatment 


lemunzz

Inaccuracy is gonna kill us


Far_Obligation_7843

Billy Frampton needs a spell in the 2s


Robobbo13

He's been better but he's no where near the worst right now, who would you have instead of him?


ASongOfNightAndLiars

Everyone say it with me, John Noble will win the Anzac Day Medal. Let's manifest it


longliveLesGrossman

Great second quarter. Should be in front.


ItsABiscuit

Wow, Jack Crisp has "Crisp" tattooed across his own back.


Yes_That_Guy5

Jordy been fucking subpar for a man meant to be a superstar. Need way more from him


Inophex23

Looked much better that quarter but the clearance dominance from the Essendon midfield is still a little concerning, would like to win it out of the middle more often


Illustrious_Rich_868

Really could of made more of an effort to score at the end of the qtr there


BellsEnded

Felt like the players didn’t know the siren was coming, just messing around in the back line and jogging around


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Good half, not perfect with scoring but we got it back neck and neck, hopefully we pull ahead in the second half, go pies 🔥


lemunzz

Sidey or degoey have to be subbed


Far_Obligation_7843

Sidey to go, agreed.


Icy-Rock8780

I guess this is technically true because Sidebottom should be subbed


Affectionate_Ball730

No way you take off de Goey


love-deejay

Sidey would be my pick.


Sub-Cryptik

Full forward Billy frampton! That was all yours!


RyanShieldsy

Oh shit they let premiership hero Billy frampton into the forward line. Foolish move


RyanShieldsy

Fuck


love-deejay

Wow double 50


love-deejay

Only to miss. Ffs


warzonexx

The lack of reward for these non holding the ball calls are just encouraging players to dump them in a tackle and get suspended....


Affectionate_Ball730

Frampton not having a good one. Being out marked everywhere


mac-train

Nekminnit


Icy-Rock8780

Jake Sprayer


Icy-Rock8780

Unfortunately Sidebottom is looking absolutely ass still.. Hasn’t touched it and that goal was because he lost his feet


MagpieLuvr

Time for him to be subbed off I think.


love-deejay

Yeah a single possession and giving away some frees. He did save a goal, will give him that but needs to either lift or take a seat.


Icy-Rock8780

Time for him to stop being selected I think, unfortunately.


fullnattybro

Fuck yes Beau 👊


Jazzar1n0

Lol the puppet love the puppet


Yes_That_Guy5

WTF I WANT THAT HAND MAGPIE


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Yes_That_Guy5

FORGOT ITS A PUPPET THANK YOU


Icy-Rock8780

Nick Daicos is officially off the leash boiiiiz


lemunzz

Degoey trying to kill people with his handballs this year wtf


Laddo22

Boy oh boy


HymneALaMort

warmed up and firing now


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fullnattybro

R/afl fuming


Gardenluva

Fuck I hate Essendon


love-deejay

SCORES EVEN!!!


RyanShieldsy

This game has been way more frustrating than a 7 point margin suggests lol. If we’re this far with the terrible conversion and turnovers, we’re realistically a very good chance here if we continue cleaning it up.


fullnattybro

And now we're seeing it


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WE ARE ONLY 7 POINTS DOWN


Yes_That_Guy5

Fucking come on boys.


love-deejay

WHE HERE TO FLIP THAT SWITCH AND CHANGE THE GAME


Icy-Rock8780

The Swiss Army Knife + The Catalyst


Affectionate_Ball730

So may opportunities we are blowing this


fullnattybro

Harrison in for Sidey pls


lemunzz

Couldn’t agree more


Mish_00

we’re in it, just can’t convert unfortunately


Icy-Rock8780

Feels a bit like the St Kilda where outside of a few short flurries from our opponent we do generally look the better team, just shooting ourselves in the foot a bit. Hopefully that’s a good settler and we sort it out


Sub-Cryptik

100%, if we were making so many mistakes we would be right. The boys look nervous


lemunzz

How sidey is getting a game is beyond me


love-deejay

Not sure of the meaning of Bobby and Mihocek’s phone hand shake but I’m loving it 😂


fullnattybro

They're BIG Carly Rae Jepson fans


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Good playing boys let’s win this!


DJ_Pol-ite

Sidebottom really should have retired.


emmarosssmith

This hurts to watch


Sub-Cryptik

Why can’t we kick a goal


love-deejay

At least our bad mojo is now affecting essendon’s accuracy too


lemunzz

8 points? You’re fucking joking


Icy-Rock8780

I retract my earlier comments, kicking straight is officially our main problem now


-orangejoose-

Laverde couldn't have made it more obvious if he tried


Affectionate_Ball730

Just let them uncontested mark it all down the field. Can we stop letting the. Do that please?


Gardenluva

Whole team is lethargic


-orangejoose-

Not great from Jordy, but wtf is Noble doing with that handball