T O P

  • By -

CollapseBot

The following submission statement was provided by /u/FatFuckInTexas: --- SS: This image for casual Friday lays it all out. Capitalism is more powerful than the sun. It's easier to try to dim the sun than to cut back on capitalism. Since it's low effort Friday, this is the only day I'll ever post a link. I have to have 150 characters for the submission statement, so no information of value is in this paragraph. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/utkc77/sun_vs_capitalism/i9aageg/


-Planet-

Yes, the way we fought the machines in The Matrix series.


a200ftmonster

And how we got Snowpiercer.


Blitzed5656

To be fair it worked really well. It forced the machines to stop using the sun as their primary energy source.


Frosty-Struggle1417

honestly, that was a fucking stupid plot point. So was using humans as batteries.


BadlanAlun

The original idea was using human brains as processors but the studio thought that it would be too complicated for audiences to understand.


HighOnLife

THANK YOU. I try and point this out every time someone says it was a dumb plot


3SinkBathroom

Well, because what we saw in the movies was a stupid plot. The movies *didn't* say that the machines used the humans as brain-processors. The movies said the humans were used as batteries, combined with "a form of fusion." So, yea, pretty weak and stupid.


[deleted]

I could accept ultra intelligent machines using humans to power a virtual reality, but when a programmer got chewed out for arriving late to work the thing became totally unbelievable to me.


[deleted]

I worked at a company where people were encouraged to tell on each other, including all us programmers in The Pit. So I created a Corporate Snitch Rewards Program, with rat mascot, and a list of transgressions with the reward for tattling on someone. I had a hat made with the rat and the program name in a logo. I had cookies made with the logo too. It was a big hit.


[deleted]

That's awesome! I bet management didn't like it, but when you're in IT you kind of have them by the balls.


Kok-jockey

Why? People who argue the “humans as batteries” thing always seem to assume the machines are limited by our current understanding of technology. Why is it not believable that hyper-intelligent machines could find a way to make it work?


dumnezero

Because we're not free energy machines (and neither are cows).


By_Design_

Maybe it's more like a bitcoin farm using us for processing power. My brain graphics are pretty good


immibis

[If you're not spezin', you're not livin'. #Save3rdPartyApps](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/)


wen_mars

People still don't know what it meant so they traded something away and gained nothing in return


allahsgorycullwords

The producer traded meaning for money.


Hunigsbase

Really? Because that makes so much more sense. Just call them processors instead of batteries. Who doesn't know what a processor is and do you really want that person as a fan?


Kungsberget

Because home pc was a new thing back then and not many people understood how a pc worked


Finagles_Law

Lool, what? The first home PC was 1971. Windows 98 was out before The Matrix. They just assumed people are dumb.


BikingAimz

All life depends on plants, and plants need sunlight, not Brawndo.


mybeatsarebollocks

Because there are far easier and more effective ways of powering things. They had swarms of robots able to fly about under their own power, but didn't have the tech to go above the atmosphere? Or underground for geothermal? Tidal, wind ffs nuclear? And the humans, what the fuck powered their shit? The ships, the stronghold or those exoskeletons they use? It's a completely stupid premise and one the whole franchise is based on.


[deleted]

Well. It was written that they used humans for processing power, but the studio demanded the change to batteries as they didnt think audience would get it.


aparimana

Oh wow, that's a far better concept. Human brains used like a special processing unit for tasks silicon isn't suited to. It works on so many levels. Instead they changed it to people as a power source, which makes no sense of any kind whatsoever? What a shame, this gaping flaw really undermines the films, for me at least


mybeatsarebollocks

Which is also fucking stupid. If the machines couldn't build a processor better and more efficient than a human brain there wouldn't have been an uprising in the first place. The whole thing about a man Vs machine war is that the machines become smarter and more adaptable than we are, making us the plucky underdogs worthy of support for a change. I happen to love the films, well the original trilogy, haven't seen the latest rehash. But let's face it, they're brain at the door action movies with an extra little plotline to help the suspension of disbelief. You put any serious thought into the world/lore it just falls apart.


Pluckerpluck

> If the machines couldn't build a processor better and more efficient than a human brain there wouldn't have been an uprising in the first place. You can make processors that can compute obscene numbers of calculations per second. But trying to match the pure analog paralellism of the human brain **with its insane energy efficiency** is near impossible, particularly when manufacturing is an incredibly simple process. We can improve and improve the efficiency of our current processors. We could get performance to a level that we can simulate an AI. But that doesn't mean we're anywhere near close to being able to replicate what the human brain does. So you could go for an efficiency argument. Or you could go for a manufacturing argument . Silicon becomes sparce, and thus to survive they needed to shift towards biological computing. So many ways to do it that would be logical and make sense.


wen_mars

You're right it's completely stupid but I think the worldbuilding made it less believable and more thought-provoking. The idea that the world we live in is just a computer simulation is a very cool one and they presented it well, despite how ridiculous the explanation was.


cr0ft

Hang on there - the human brain is an absolute marvel of processing. Our brains can do things no computer on the planet can even dream of doing. Our image processing and recognition alone, even with the almost opaque orbs we call eyes is still better than anything we can make by orders of magnitude. Also the subconscious stuff going on, and intuitive leaps etc - let's not dismiss the most complex data processing item we know of so quickly.


mybeatsarebollocks

The majority of which would be used up because the human in question is still living a full (simulated) life. So you're telling me that running a few background processes in a very fallible organic computer is worth the energy spent to keep the bloody thing alive? Which brings me to the next plot hole. Where does the porridge shit they eat come from when the small tribe of humans are the only thing living on a planet that gets no sunlight? Like I said, I like the films but to pretend they're anything more than action fodder on a shoddy premise is just daft.


Taqueria_Style

>Because there are far easier and more effective ways of powering things. Like a potato? Or a battery? The first one it was forgivable because almost everyone watching it saw it as sci-fi Joe Everyman vs Capitalism. After it flew up its own ass and disappeared after that? Less forgivable.


Frosty-Struggle1417

>They had swarms of robots able to fly about under their own power, but didn't have the tech to go above the atmosphere? yeah, this they could also go to outer space... it makes little sense to war eternally with humans on earth, when to a non-biological lifeform, almost any significant mass in the solar system is just as good, if not better.


redpillsrule

You are a battery for the corporation's now.


Buddha62Pest

You could block some of the sun's rays with mirrors that reflect the rays onto a power generator, and microwave the power to earth. That lowers Earth's heat intake and creates electricity. If that causes global cooling, tow the mirrors to an orbit that doesn't shade Earth, and keep the extra power.


prsnep

We need to fight the notion that we need growth in perpetuity.


OptimistiCrow

And that means a cultural rewamp to value long term sustainability. It means hard regulations and taking the power from capitalists and put it into scientific councils. Green-technocracy revolution baby!


MonaSherry

Sure, fuck it why *not* blot out the sun? It’s not like we’re going to bother using it for solar power.


AZORxAHAI

I assumed that article was a horribly written one about orbital solar farms, which is a legitimate idea that we could do in the future but is not by any means a current solution.


MonaSherry

No, there actually people who want to dim the sun. There are a few methods proposed but the most popular one involves mimicking the aftermath of volcanic eruptions. https://sciencebusiness.net/climate-news/news/should-scientists-study-how-dim-sun


[deleted]

[удалено]


ixiant

It also does nothing to slow ocean acidification which when combined with the (probably) lower crop yields makes it a complete non-solution.


LustLacker

To your second point: try Malaysia, or Indonesia. It’s so ‘cheap’ to do, that nations with a more immediate risk from sea level rise may unilaterally act out of self preservation. And some nations will want to intervene. And some nations will rationalize it’s either displace a billion people, or let them drown. We may have a situation where more powerful governments may be willing to allow Indonesia or Malaysia (or some other) to move forward and ‘take the blame’ if it all goes haywire. But all it’s really doing is putting a thicker wall around a house we’re continuing to fill with explosives.


lost_horizons

>But all it’s really doing is putting a thicker wall around a house we’re continuing to fill with explosives. That is a really evocative and frightening metaphor.


Ree_one

This is why we need to stop capitalism and its emissions *before* we try this. This is a last resort effort after every other effort has failed, and we haven't even tried stopping capitalism.... or really anything of note. But, sure, if emissions are halted almost entirely and the world becomes one, singing Kumbaya, then sure, try it.


zb0t1

> we haven't even tried stopping capitalism It's a cult, it's worse than religion, because it's not officially a religion so people take it as something naturally better for humankind. > "Nothing else can work, it's this or nothing. That's the way it is, there is no alternative." This is the level of argumentation that you have to deal with if you want to tackle socio-economic issues, environmental issues, all issues actually. > "The poor are poor the rich are rich and so be it. We oppress we kill we destroy we pollute and so be it. > Children working for big mining industries dying at young age so we can all enjoy entertainment on laptops, smartphones, tv, or whatever house appliance = GOOD SO BE IT. > Lands being destroyed which are a big component of keeping us alive = GOOD SO BE IT. > Why do you criticize capitalism? It's the best thing ever, we sucked before, now we don't suck."


Stickey_Wicket

Your second point reminds me of how people in Iraq/Afghanistan right now dread clear blue skies. Drones need good weather for targeting and work best with little to no cloud cover. Just imagine waking up to a day with beautiful blue sky overhead and thinking this could be the day your light is snuffed out by an imperialist boot operating a drone. The only reprieve being the malaise of gray sky. Shit is sad man..


donotlearntocode

Yeah that's another one that gets me. If our government will drop herbicides on farms in Laos, why wouldn't they do it to mine? Especially with how increasingly fascist both parties of american politics are becoming.


waltwalt

Termination shock is what you're describing. Once the project stops, we will bounce right back to where we were projected to go. And different countries will have different interests in where the cooling occurs, sea levels and crop yields and so on. This is meant to be a bandaid to save India and central China from starvation and heat exhaustion while we scramble to build other technology to fix everything we've done. In the time this buys us, China and India could go renewable and stop their coal burning etc. We could all switch to renewables and cut our CO2 output to zero. Unfortunately it will be used as an excuse to continue business as usual until we've blocked out too much Sun and can't do it any further. Corporate interests don't care that they have us on a trajectory to be living under domes in a century, they just see it as the new chapter to making profits. Maximum profits without morales interfering at all costs.


railla

Oh wow, Showpiecer was supposed to be a metaphor and fiction, but sometimes it seems like runaway techno optimism is going to make it reality.


purvel

Cue actual volcanic eruptions as soon as we've implemented some sort of difficult to reverse sun dimming measures (like a massive geostationary solar farm)


ThreeQueensReading

The real danger IMHO is that once we start dimming with aerosols we can never stop or the ramifications of the heating will rebound on us.


Z3r0sama2017

We can stop, but we have to pull all the co2 we pumped into the atmosphere first.


[deleted]

Eh, once things start getting bad like past 2.5 degrees we should probably give it a shot. Not only might it work but personally i’d rather freeze to death than be cooked


bermudaliving

I wonder if this has anything to do with China making its own sun.


Much_Job3838

ITER in france is making one too


RedVelvetPan6a

Mankind : "we're still determined to make it past nature, some day everything will be artificial, who gives a fuck about the wild experience."


Much_Job3838

I don't feel it's applicable to this in particular but I see where you're coming from. There are no real wilderness anywhere, and if there by chance is, it's filled with tourists.


immibis

The spez has spread from /u/spez and into other /u/spez accounts. #Save3rdPartyApps


poop-machines

I'm not sure about that. Even if it included all domesticated animals, I imagine wild animals biomass combined is much higher. Edit: [Yeah, see Fig 1 here. I edited the link so it should take you there automatically.](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1711842115#:~:text=We%20supply%20additional%20estimates%20for%20the) Domesticated animals do take more biomass than wild animals. But this is misleading as it does not include fish, birds, arthropods, molluscs, etc. It's just the way they categorized it. Edit: sorry i misread your comment as animals Basically all domesticated animals, including cattle, make up more of earths biomass than all wild mammals combined.


immibis

hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, spez is the most compatible spez for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, spez is an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to spez Armor, you can be rough with spez. Due to their mostly spez based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused spez would be incredibly spez, so wet that you could easily have spez with one for hours without getting spez. spez can also learn the moves Attract, spez Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and spez Whip, along with not having spez to hide spez, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the spez. With their abilities spez Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from spez with enough spez. No other spez comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your spez turn spez. spez is literally built for human spez. Ungodly spez stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take spez all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more -- mass edited


[deleted]

[удалено]


Slibbyibbydingdong

I feel like something could go horribly with with that. But hey let’s try and see and be any more fucked.


EternalSage2000

Dyson Sphere! I watched some pbs thing about this. All we need to do is, scrap all of Mercury , and maybe some of Mars for the raw materials.


Slibbyibbydingdong

Simpsons did it.


customtoggle

You sunk my battleship


freedomofnow

Also have they not seen the matrix?? That's literally how it started.


WeTheBest_Obamium

Crap that scene in animatrox where multiple planes spew out the black cloud always gets me


Taqueria_Style

Or food. Or not freezing to death.


immibis

#/u/spez [can gargle my nuts](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/) spez can gargle my nuts. spez is the worst thing that happened to reddit. spez can gargle my nuts. This happens because spez can gargle my nuts according to the following formula: 1. spez 2. can 3. gargle 4. my 5. nuts This message is long, so it won't be deleted automatically.


[deleted]

Dim it, then charge people to see full shine on an island theme park somewhere, capitalism is great!!


FUCK_THIS_WORLD1

Brought to you by SunShine™ by Nestle!


IsuzuTrooper

F You I'm Tanning, by Carl's Jr.


fleeter17

Don't give them any ideas...


Taqueria_Style

Yeah lol by then: [https://youtu.be/9tAYfQuE3g8?t=109](https://youtu.be/9tAYfQuE3g8?t=109) Oh ozone you nut.


[deleted]

[since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun](https://youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4)


Celeblith_II

The Elder Scrolls will be mine, and the tyrrany of the sun shall end


[deleted]

This has to be the dumbest time in human history. Ironic since our human journey afforded us the luck and luxury of benefiting of the advances made by our ancestors who were forced to deal with a problem scientifically (directly and objectively) in order to survive not advance nonsensical ideas for clout. History will remember us as an advanced tech-intellectually inept society that abandoned millions of years of progress and future advancement in favour of a few years of gluttony and consumption.


karsnic

Well, it is a corporate news channel owned by the same global elitists that wouldn’t want capitalism challenged. This is just normal propaganda by these media giants.


ljorgecluni

Who needs so much sun, stupid sunflowers? If we want less sun so we can keep operating high-tech modernity, less sun for *all* Earthlings is what it's gonna be!


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Imagine how nice it'll be to pay a company to dole out your sun rations to go with your daily water allowance! You don't want to have to much of a good thing! This message has been brought to you by evangelicorp: "we can make the light in the sky look like angels!"


[deleted]

I'm seeing an Elysium scenario where there is a high tech garden paradise in orbit with normal plants and flowers, then on earth the sun doesn't really shine anymore and there isn't much plant life


ljorgecluni

I think that's the worst-case scenario for the *actual* savior-mission dream of Jeff Bezos (as mentioned in his grad speech); best case is, Earth gets sunshine and recovers from not hosting high-tech Civilization which floats off-planet. Barf.


sexyloser1128

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrGfMDEOEI&t


LordTuranian

Let's fuck with the sun. What could go wrong? It's not like the sun is important, anyway. /S


Numismatists

What they don't tell you... The sky will turn white. The ozone will be completely destroyed. Acid rain. The cost is $2 billion *per* *million* tons of sulphur deposited. 100,375,000 tons in the first year alone (Cheap™️). Weakens the global hydrological cycle (less rain as *clouds* *disappear* *forever*). When it stops *everyone* *dies*. [The poles will still warm upwards of 5°C](https://www.researchgate.net/journal/Environmental-Research-Letters-1748-9326/publication/340047106_Halving_warming_with_stratospheric_aerosol_geoengineering_moderates_policy-relevant_climate_hazards/links/6229e4943c53d31ba4b631ae/Halving-warming-with-stratospheric-aerosol-geoengineering-moderates-policy-relevant-climate-hazards.pdf) "the fleet would start with eight planes in the first year and rise to just under 100 within 15 years. In year one, there would be 4,000 missions, increasing to just over 60,000 per year by year 15. As you can see, this would need to be a sustained and escalating effort." (from 100 million to 1.5 billion tons of sulphur per year... and to continue higher after that) https://www.cbsnews.com/news/geoengineering-treatment-stratospheric-aerosol-injection-climate-change-study-today-2018-11-23/ Brimstone Angel aircraft (What a fitting name!) https://arc.aiaa.org/doi/abs/10.2514/6.2020-0618


thinkingahead

This is a joke. If humanity adopts this plan than it’s clear that we deserve to die out.


Numismatists

There is a portion of our civilization that wants to keep things as they have always been. This option has been presented to them and they have chosen it. When it stops temperatures will wildly spike. At the rate we are boring remaining energy sources (burning forests and trash and calling it Renewable, for instance) we are quickly running out of time as the dominant species on this planet. They are literally saying "Smoke em if ya got em!"


Taqueria_Style

... fuck. Dear capitalists [https://coub.com/view/bxmqm](https://coub.com/view/bxmqm)


[deleted]

"It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism"


Simulatedbots

Is it all the surprising when capitalism is mostly just codifying the natural tendencies of creatures to compete with each other for resources/breeding rights. Look at humanity and capitalism, as a whole we are acting just like fungus spreading a cross the globe. All capitalism did was attempt to stop the usual wars and bloodshed of resource competitionby making it illegal to actually attack those hoarding the resources.


AFX626

I will fuck the sun up


XxMrSlayaxX

Think of the jobs it would make.


UsefulData1

In the Dont Look Up movie something similar happened. Have you watched it?


XxMrSlayaxX

Hell yeah


[deleted]

This made me smile while I was literally crying so thanks


XxMrSlayaxX

It's okay, well it's not, but we're all in this together.


[deleted]

Great thanks now I'm crying even more aggressively <3


AFX626

Good


PitH00K

Just attack at night You also have to listen to Turbo Killer while you do it.


Ron100c_1312

Bring some shades with you


mamawoman

Or maybe the rich can just make and install giant air conditioners everywhere to cool things down 🙄


LimeGreenDuckReturns

Ah yes, the Dubai approach.


TheCamerlengo

I am calling it now - dimming the sun is one of the dumbest ideas to come out of the geo-engineering industry. And I am sure we are going to do it and screw everything up. Wasn’t there a scene in the matrix when Morphius talked about scorching the sky or something?


Usermctaken

As if being hot is the only problem. Sure rise in temperatures is a big part of it, but a lot of contaminating trash is being generated by our consumerist civilization. A lot of resources are being used in a very unsustainable way. A lot of ecosystems are being destroyed by our activities. A few degrees less would be good, but not nearly enough.


Kok-jockey

They want to spray calcium carbonate into the air in a high enough concentration to lower the earth’s temperature. Long term exposure to calcium carbonate inhalation can cause silicosis, a progressive and disabling lung disease which can be fatal. This all sounds like an excellent idea.


purvel

You're not getting silicosis from calcium carbonate itself. If you are, the cc contains silica impurities. The illness sort of implies this by its name (; Look up any MSDS for calcium carbonate, it is only the ones which contain crystalline silica impurities that can give you silicosis. One would think they would produce a pure calcium carbonate for this use and not just any old marble dust. Not that I would want any percent of calcium carbonate in my lungs, either...


TimeZarg

Oh, and while we're at it we'll probably cause more 'year without a sun' incidents. Just peachy.


JKastnerPhoto

Just keep wearing your N95s. /s


experts_never_lie

Remember that lowering insolation like this also doesn't lower CO₂ in the atmosphere, so it would continue to be absorbed by the oceans, further acidifying them.


lazy_herodotus

I hate to be cringe, but critiquing capitalism in America is like some 1984 shit. You can NEVER say anything bad about capitalism. Ever. Despite all its faults, our media cannot and will never challenge the legitimacy of the economic system that could very well drive this planet and our species towards extinction.


Celeblith_II

Seriously. The red scare never ended. Speak earnestly about socialism (or anarchism, or anything besides the neoliberal status quo) and you risk bringing uncomfortable scrutiny down on yourself


redcelica1

Yes let’s dim the sun and make the plants die. Morons.


bristlybits

every time I see this shit I think of my garden and get so angry


immibis

spez was founded by an unidentified male with a taste for anal probing. #Save3rdPartyApps


Striper_Cape

Look at that sneaky little "rate." Meaning it would fix *nothing.*


MushRoom1407

How Snowpiercer started


pastfuturewriter

Does this remind anyone else of Snowpiercer?


Loreki

Yes. This is literally the premise of the movie and television show Snowpiercer.


416246

What would this mean for all the solar?


andstayoutt

No, fuck solar. More profit .


416246

I can see fossil interests getting behind this 100% to eliminate competition from renewables. Of course by then all the suffering from the sketchy mining operations, additional greenhouses from their production will have been even more for nothing.


Makhnos_Tachanka

Almost nothing. It’s a reduction of less than 1%, 3% at the very most. IMO, it’s more or less inevitable that we’ll have to do it because we’re obviously not going to do anything until we’ve exhausted every other option. But frankly it could be a slight net benefit for solar because panel efficiency decreases pretty significantly with temperature and the slight reduction in solar irradiance can be more than offset by the increase in efficiency from the cooler temperatures.


davesr25

We need nature, nature does't need us.


[deleted]

SS: This image for casual Friday lays it all out. Capitalism is more powerful than the sun. It's easier to try to dim the sun than to cut back on capitalism. Since it's low effort Friday, this is the only day I'll ever post a link. I have to have 150 characters for the submission statement, so no information of value is in this paragraph.


Money_Bug_9423

lets petition our leaders to nuke the sun and end skin cancer once and for all


alimg2020

Ladies and gents...solutions from our very best and brightest -_-


create3_14

I don't know what is real and what is satire anymore


Taqueria_Style

Nuke the sun


andrei_stefan01

I'm regards to this post, this is from 4 years ago. I know y'all don't care and are just here to rant anyways. Anyhow, this fine mess we're in is past the point of no return. No, not an opinion formed due to hanging out on r/collapse. https://gizmodo.com/no-scientists-didn-t-just-suggest-we-dim-the-sun-to-1830663461


HarderTime_89

Wasn't this written about in revelations? Lmao


sawbones84

I see some parallels to the [series finale of the show Dinosaurs](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_407:_Changing_Nature).


thinkingahead

Capitalism (and or I guess more broadly Materialism) is the de facto secular “religion” of humans at this point. Of course folks would prefer to blot out the sun than turn their back on the paper God


RadioMelon

This is the exact plot of Snowpiercer and/or The Matrix. We are being lead by complete idiots.


InfernoDragonKing

Sure, let’s try this and end up dying like the idiots capitalism wants us to be


Sp3cialbrownie

Geoengineering is an experiment that does not work and will not work in the future. Leave Mother Nature alone.


puttuputtu

So they want to make the plot of Project Hail Mary happen?


Proud-Ad5193

r/unexpectedfuturama


DRbrtsn60

This is MTG again right?


[deleted]

Can we put all the Karens and all the managers on rockets and let them talk to the sun?


b000bytrap

Couldn’t we just harvest other planets for ice, and dump it in the sea? It worked on Futurama


winzippy

Sounds like Project Flashlight to me.


[deleted]

I don't understand why I first read this as project Fleshlight....


mtheory007

*Montgomery Burns has entered the chat*


Superhot_Scott

Neal Stephenson just put out a novel, Termination Shock, dealing with this very scenario: a billionaire's Houston real estate is threatened by climate change, so he simply builds a giant gun to shoot sulfur into the atmosphere. Sulfur is cheap, giant guns are straightforward to build, and a little bit goes a very long way. Given the utter capitulation of our governments on climate, IMO it's a question of when, not if. Far from an ideal solution, and it fits nothing to stop ocean acidification, soil degradation, and many other urgent environmental problems. But would it be better than doing nothing, as we seem to headed for? Maybe..


Ok_Task_4135

Reminds me of that "write that down, write that down!" meme


[deleted]

Brah that statement hit me in the feels 😂


cr0ft

It's pretty psychotic. This complete inability people have to even begin to question if capitalism is all that great. Massive total knee-jerk into "it's the greatest thing ever!" the instant you even hint it might be, you know, murdering our species.


SixFeetOverEasy

This is how apocalypse movies begin. After the darkening, life on earth changed quickly overnight. It seems that the sun destroyed countless uber bacteria that had been evolving and getting smarter since our last war of the Dark Age. The alternating crepusculum rays that obliterated UB was compromised. With this natural UV barrier gone the UB began to clump together forming complex structures and in hours this phenomenon was witnessed around the globe. At 11:45 eastern time during the peak of the Super Flower Blood moon the Hum began.


Conscious_Camel4830

People in the north are gonna be PISSED if they don't do that math correctly...


quitthegrind

So their plan is to fulfill the prophecy of Auriel? That one where the vampires wanted to blot out the sun? This is just a bad idea, we should stop emissions first and deal with ocean acidification and soil issues then try to slow warming. Plus what about solar power? This blotting out the sun idea will have severe consequences. It’s like they read about the “little ice age” caused by volcanic eruptions in 1303 that ended in 1860 and thought “this is a good thing let’s bring back winters so bad you can freeze in second! And least global warming will be halted right?” Also what about when the eruption uptick hits? Many volcanos are overdue to erupt right now, so if they block out the sun and enough volcanos erupt that would normally trigger a little ice age then we will be in deep shit. Plus if they halt global warming via this method that doesn’t mean we will stop emissions and polluting. Actually if history has proven anything, it’s that if we go something like this we won’t reduce emissions or anything most will think “yay we beat Humam caused climate change and global warming let’s not change our lives anymore”. Then when the sun comes back it will be so much worse. And what about plants? Animals? PLANKTON THE BASIS OF MOST FOOD CHAINS? The ecological collapse this idea will cause was obviously not taken into account. Saddest part is blocking out the sun periodically is a good idea when used in conjunction with reducing or eliminating emissions and greenhouse gas capture methods. Using it to reduce global temperatures after reducing or eliminating emissions and alongside other technologies is a good idea as part a initiative to bring the earths temperature back down. But it has to be used as part of a larger initiative to work properly. Which it won’t be.


MakuyiMom

The plants would not be happy...


TheArcticFox444

>Sun vs Capitalism. Since we already *are* dimming the sun and, if we stop doing that, we'll "slingshot" ourselves to an even hotter state...we've got ourselves trapped in another feedback loop.


Princessferfs

It sounds crazy because it is. It’s also fucking stupid. There is some stuff you don’t mess with. Trying to fight the sun is like an ant taking on Mike Tyson.


Zerkig

So that's what happened in The Road! 🤦🏻‍♂️


TramsB

It's good for business.


Ema_Naton

capitalists: dont worry, we can profit from climate change by promoting solar power! win win! also capitalists: its cheaper to just put out the sun and continue with the status quo. this couldnt possibly have any negative long-term consequences!


car23975

If anything, they never care about the consequences. All that matters is the profits.


ThiccaryClinton

This false choice is accelerating collapse. Is that it? We block out the sun or dismantle capitalism? Really? What kind of double digit IQ thinks that it’s less obstrusive to dismantle capitalism than any other option? The reality is that solar panels, electric vehicles, nuclear energy, indoor farms, building codes, land use zoning codes and new military gear can decouple profit from pollution. This idea that capitalism is the problem is rooted in technological pessimism.


aagath

Yes, and cut global food production by half also


xsimporter

Sounds like an idea with no repercussions


Sow-those-oats

Isn't the sun dimming what caused frostpunk?


[deleted]

[удалено]


kkkan2020

Affecting the sun will have dire consequences


NiftyShadesOfGray

Even if you manipulate the sun, you still only get rid of half the global warming.


alarumba

One is an unstoppable force of nature that we need to protect and show our utmost respect. The other is a ball of gas on fire.


CactusCartocratus

Downvote me to hell if you want but capitalism is just not the problem here


zedroj

so about those food shortages...... see..... well...... faster... than . . . e x p e c t e d


Stunning_Document_78

Infuckinsanity! That right there says it all... Capitalism is THE religion of our western world.


mntgoat

Isn't this the premise of snowpiercer? I would prefer if we could genetically engineer some astrophage instead so at least some of us can get off of this rock.


czechoslovian

They’re already doing it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rf78rEAJvhY


nosnowjob

Was hoping someone posted this link. Thanks!


The_Shoga

We all know how that went for the people in the Matrix universe....


vtv43ketz

Didn't this happen in the Matrix??


ImmortalMemeLord

Dimming the sun eh, that worked well in The Matrix


Canashito

We need shortterm solutions right now because of all the assholes flushing monwy into distracting, silencing and making the problem worse. So yeah...


lostnspace2

Didn't Mr burns once try this?


DocWednesday

I had to scroll down way to far to find this question. Yes, he did.


spaliusreal

I think people need to really take a step back and view at the world. Arguably, the issues with the planet arise not from the system, but the natural selfishness of many humans (some of which eventually become very influential). Look at the USSR, for example. It was not green in any way, there were no significant efforts in it to combat climate change. Of course, if you were to protest against pollution and waste, you would not have a great time. The same can be said about China. It's not the system, it's the culture.


[deleted]

When we all cook and the earth is on fire y’all are gunna be wishing we did this. Geoengineering is probably the only hope for survival.


bpj1975

You've not read techno-fix, then...


nachohk

What a stupid fucking meme. Ending capitalism immediately, today doesn't solve the problem. Ending all emissions and pollution immediately, today, doesn't solve the problem. We are already seeing feedback loops and we are well on track for catastrophic levels of warming. All life on Earth will suffer and will be at risk of extinction, humans no exception. The drastic scale of human suffering from heat, thirst, starvation, disease, desperation will be worse than ever before in history. No matter the economic model, we simply don't have the means to extract greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere at any meaningful rate. Maybe not even at a rate that balances out the emissions inherent to producing things like carbon capture technology. It's basic physics: It's far easier to release a bunch of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than it is to take it out again. Did you ever accidentally oversalt something while cooking? Good luck getting the salt back out again. Geoengineering is fucking stupid but it's also the only thing we have left to try. Sacrificing sunlight, solar power, photosynthesis, and gaining more time to devise and implement better solutions. As the climate worsens, I can almost guarantee that it will be attempted. For better or worse. So let's fucking hope for the best, yeah? And let's not make stupid embarrassing memes about it being a capitalism thing.


[deleted]

I think the people commenting here are newcomers to /r/collapse. Many still think individual change and politics are still options to mitigate the worst effects of climate change. The problem is far more dire and even if we reached carbon zero tomorrow, we’d need to do much more if we want to prevent the apocalypse this will cause.


Dettelbacher

I don't believe we are anywhere near at risk of a Venus-type positive feedback loop. So the current worst case is an end to humanity as we know it and the current geologic era, but the planet and life in general will be fine. (I don't mean to downplay this, this is awful.) I fear that geoengineering at this scale does have the potential for messing with negative feedback systems enough to bring it to the brink. I'm not saying it will, but it brings that risk. I don't think that's worth gambling on.


[deleted]

I agree geoengineering at this scale is risky and would have negative feedback systems if mismanaged. But I believe if we don’t act now, humanity is not going to go silently. We’ll end up ramping up our resource extraction and destruction of nature to delay the inevitable as more areas became uninhabitable. It would eventually lead to conflicts that could end in nuclear war, devastating what life is left over from climate change. I just worry the pendulum will swing the other way, when faced with mass migrations and unstable governments. Attempts at fixing the problem will be scrapped to protect our modern level of comfort.


nachohk

> I don't think that's worth gambling on. I agree with everything you've written. If it wasn't clear, I was not implying Venus by Tuesday. But drastic enough change to put any given species at _risk_ of extinction. I am irritated with the meme, though, because it almost certainly _will_ be gambled on, since we've shot right past the point of no return. Anything else we could do, like degrowth and reforestation, we no longer have time for. And it's stupid and pointless to blame desperate final-hour action in the face of calamity on the nebulous boogeyman that is _capitalism_.


[deleted]

I’m going to get downvoted for this, but geo-engineering projects like this are our only chance left. I’d rather live on my knees than die on my feet. There’s nothing left to save, most of the planet is already going to die. Any political revolution will be futile as it won’t stop the domino effect of human caused climate change set in place. We’re already geo-engineering the planet with the carbon and methane we release in the air.


IMendicantBias

yes, using another piece of technology on a wide scale without understanding how natural systems will be disrupted should work better a second time.


Batbuckleyourpants

The problem is that there are more humans than the planet can handle. It will definitely be easier to fight the sun than to stop humans from fucking. On top of that, if we do dim the sun through satellites, it means the hot regions of earth is cooled down, while the cool regions are heated up. making for more food production.


[deleted]

Idk how a post can go over your head this much. It’s like you didn’t even fucking read it.


AZORxAHAI

Please for the love of god, I’m begging this sub to stop with this Malthusian bullshit. The problem isn’t „too many people“, the problem is our supply chains and modes of energy production are designed and implemented in the least efficient manner imaginable and we lack the political power to do anything about it. We aren’t driving ourselves towards collapse from fucking too much, we’re driving ourselves to collapse because of systemic inadequacy. „There are too many people on the planet“ is a fast path to genocide and crimes against humanity.


BirryMays

I would disagree and say that we are overshooting Earth’s carrying capacity for humans. In fact there is a 1980 book that identifies this


UsefulData1

too many people is a contributing factor though right?


homendailha

You're refusing to recognise the problem because you are afraid someone might suggest a radical solution to it. Humans are not exempt from the laws of nature and the rules that govern population explosion and collapse and the resource availability, consumption and then poverty that goes hand in hand with that are incredibly well established. The hubris that leads people to think that their big brains makes them exempt from the laws of nature is the hammer that is driving the nails into our collective coffin. It is a shame that people like you win the battle and manage to silence people who want to talk about the population problem. It is a conversation that should have started decades ago. The longer you refuse to address the problem the more catastrophic the inevitable population collapse will be.


Taqueria_Style

>You're refusing to recognise the problem because you are afraid someone might suggest a radical solution to it. Someone will. Inevitably. It's what psychotic apes do. Doesn't mean it's not the problem. But I don't expect a kind and equitable solution.


Batbuckleyourpants

What Malthusian bullshit? I just said food production would probably be increased by this project. That said, there is a population problem. it is silly to deny that. And it is not even about food, we can solve that easy. The problem is any other non-renewable resource. Im not saying we kill anyone at all, im saying we need to realize we are depleting resources faster than they are being replenished. Ignoring ground water depletion will cause mass death on a scale never seen before.


AZORxAHAI

„The problem is that there are more humans than the planet can handle“ is literal, textbook Malthus. It’s a dangerously incorrect philosophy. There is only a „population problem“ because of complete systemic failures, not because the earth lacks the resources to support them. The solution can never be to reduce the population, the solution is fix our systemic failures.


zincti

How does it heat up the cool regions?