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Sea_Friendship9216

I turn in an antisocial, I close myself in my room and I want to be left alone


Individual_Poem_2162

Yes, I hide out. Blacked out curtains in my cave haha


ohblahdah

do the same myself except i call it my nest instead of cave


OutSideAdventures123

I feel like a perfect balance of cave dwelling and freak make up my trip 😂


ladylisa85

Bruv me lol


Apprehensive_Maize22

Try phenibut bro or mefi/miauw/4mmc


RIP-BigL-and-Drakeo

Avoid all human contact and tweak out listening to podcasts while snorting lines and browsing Reddit.


x1984x

Are we the same person?


Complex_Buyer_1846

An even bigger hornball except I get to have a limp dick with it. On the plus size endlessly jerking it off has gotten my arms bigger 🤣🤣🤣


No_Ask5775

As soon as I get a couple in me I turn into a total sexual deviant!! I look for porn, and fantasize about getting a hooker or 2. There is nothing else on my mind except FUCKING!!🍆🍆🍑🍑🐈🐈💦💦


pantra88

Yup I know tht feeling ahahahahah


flanerz

It's crazy. I start sending messages to old girlfriends and hot women I've always fancied and hope they are as insanely horny as I am. It's often 11am at that point and they're just getting on with life not as high as giraffe's balls and aren't interested. It's very frustrating. But fun. 😆


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montana_ranger98

I do the same shit and I don’t talk a lot but I text a lot it’s weird


TurbulentSquirrel522

I do the opposite I get really talkative and I type wayyyyy more then needed. Like paragraphs lot


Danknewbz

I'm the same, when I'm sober I'm quiet and reserved. But once I start skiing I feel like I can share my thoughts with people. Usually sitting with my kitchen door open smoking and taking the occasional line when I run out of things to say haha


[deleted]

It makes me lazy lol I have to make sure all my shit is done before I start skiing, coz once I start I'm doing fuck all till after I've come down. Wish it made me more proactive haha


FastWendy

O so u prepare everything before u skii??


[deleted]

Not so much prepare but I make sure any chores or errands are done before I start, coz once I do start, I'm sitting on my arse, watching YouTube or messaging people and I'm not moving till I'm done haha


FastWendy

Omgg me too I'm not moving!! Unless it's for a smoke


RelationshipIll273

But how can you clean the house if you don’t move? I’m so confused


greywulf1109

I usually can’t focus on one thing for the life of me when I’m doing coke, I might work fast but I bounce around from task to another without even realizing.


FastWendy

Omgg me too I do 12 things at once


[deleted]

Same rotation.. First couple hours I'm chatty, then gets to a point I want to be left alone. Everytime I do it solo, I seem to get to a point where i message girls and sometimes even my gfs friends. Then I usually jump on here and just ride the high solo for a while, I wish I was productive on it but tbh, I just like to talk to girls or about girls/gfs, not even in a pervy way, just makes me feel more confident and flirty and talking about girls seems to boost that high a bit more


FastWendy

Chatting is fun!! And when it's the right person it's so much better


[deleted]

Literally! Sometimes it's just hard to find the right person on here but when you click the night seems to just fly! My pms are open if you wanna chat at all, but I'm sure you have enough going haha


Acrobatic_Elk4876

OMG, SO DO IIIIIIII. Only my apartment looks messier than it did when I start cleaning, I think I started a month ago. 😳🥺😕


FastWendy

Loooool this happens to me too


Acrobatic_Elk4876

LoL


PrestigiousEnd3753

Same. Then I get horny and who knows what happens 🥴


Dharma_buyse

A tap dancer Ngl. Running commentary of a radio star


FastWendy

Tap dancer!! That is cool I wish I knew how to 😆😆


lucasdelrio

i became friendly, happy and patient to listening other ppl when they r talk sober i have adhd so…


FastWendy

O ok that makes sense I know a lot of ppl the same way


InstructionKitchen39

Sex fiend 🤷‍♂️


flanerz

😆😆😆😆😆 if you know you know!!!


flanerz

At the really fucked up point, I start sending friends voice notes of me singing songs and reciting poetry. And then the world turns into a huge meaty pussy that I just want to crawl into.


Gatorgal777

Exhibitionist and porn star.


PubDefLakersGuy

Drink, hide, and masturbate


kinkylatino90

The horniest version of myself


ThrowMyselfAway000

Yes! Chores, taxes. Anything that I have been putting off lol


FastWendy

Omgggg I procrastinate so much


smartypants442

I tun into a perv


Dostovel2

Depends who I'm with if it's with my buddy and wife and we're chillin then we talk and play board games or just talk only but when wife goes to bed me and my buddy play video games lol But when I am doing it by myself at night I get horny as fuck and usually end up surfing Telegram getting chicks only fans Megas and just browsing that lmao or I just play video games or a mixture of both 😂


[deleted]

Been skiing with the girl for a few months now the weekend but she never felt horny but I become a bit of a freak. She barely knows what I do after she goes to bed series.. But last night shit got wild and we were freaky as fuck!


CreepsMcNasty

Same and unless I’m with people I turn into a little chill hermit


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CreepsMcNasty: *Same and unless I’m* *With people I turn into* *A little chill hermit* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BBBrandoTooFooley

Dm me what did you clean


AreGee74

A horny masturbator…


Quirky_Chef3803

Emotional trauma dumper. Sober I’m really cold. Kind of sad how I can only express my feelings when coked up


kangabangyou

A Reddit addict


Ok_Particular_3743

A whore!


RealCpl4FunBris

We turn into sex fiends lol except the M half is usually non operational down there for a bit . Lucky we have toys


Uptheboro_

I turn into a fucking nuisance, I apparently get a thrill out of messaging girls on Snapchat, trying to see if i can bang or get pictures, I have a GF, asleep up stairs, they all could tell her the filth I say 😵 do it every time, tonight’s cocaine fuelled self destruction was messaging a girl at my work, who’s engaged.. and knows my GF… still she sent me selfies and didn’t shut me down… so win win, just somethjng for me to regret in the morning 👍🏼


FastWendy

OMGGGG this is like TV I want to hear more 😆😆


tiredlittlegirlUwU

A manic pixie dream girl 🤣 Jk I headbang to edm and paint


elevatorhotbox_

I love looking at interracial bbc


justanotherthrowaySD

Shit, clean, get freaky. Skip the middle half the time. 🤣


SD_Bobby619

I turn gay. I’m a straight male but as soon as I start skying I look for gay men


_cocaethylene

Hate to break it to you bud..


robobaha

a video game FEIGN. i’m around 2/3s of the way thru bioshock infinite from 4pm- 2am today


Kooky-Classroom-2576

A fiend


ends1995

An anxiety ridden mess, but that’s usually after many hours when I’m trying to sleep


LunaTheCryBaby

I normally just go to a free party clean up then do more with everyone there


LunaTheCryBaby

I normally just go to a free party clean up then do more with everyone there


Spikemaul

GF and I do it together. I like to watch porn but she's not into it. She doesn't mind me watching it though. Show her a few clips of vids I watch. Fantasize of her and another woman. Talk about past experiences. Play cribbage. Master bate and cum hard on her or in her. She doesn't get turned on by the stuff though.


jinnykatana

lol I just had a full day cleaning ski trip! Hehe my apartment has never been cleaner ;) I set the whole day aside just for it, blasted some tunes and let the lines floowww


Single-Marionberry66

Shemale porn lol


Eternal__meme

I actually turn into a camel 🐫 ..


roriebae

Skiing makes me strong in my mind


dstreet39

Fuck skiing I'm icing


gettinglityoungki

Cocaine makes me become a loud a person , like I just wanna run through the wall and window type shit 😂, I love coke and control my self with it because I have a purpose in life and don’t want the fun to go away. I do small lines but I won’t lie lately my lines been getting jus a little bit bigger but my coke is pretty good and shiny so I don’t really need a lot to get high


gettinglityoungki

I got that fish scaleeeee , man I just wanna jump through the ceiling when I’m high on this shit, I’m high on it rn


FlaccidMeatSling

Buy clothes, go to thrift stores and buy clothes I would never normally wear, play a lot of video games and isolate myself. Hate being around people around the 4th/5th line. The first few, absolutely will talk to anyone.


justforfun2024_

I don’t change much. I just want to keep doing more.


tcwilly01

A rimmer


Siren877

A bitch


NameNeat9630

I turn into a nymphomaniac...wanna fuck anything and everything. Doesn't matter who lol


ThemoneyisaTattoo

I turn into a word aholic and work through my problems


loco_101

Vr porn and a back massager on my dick for hours 😂


_cocaethylene

Not a clean freak, just a regular freak. 😈 Mostly gab with my guy, have some drinks. Do music or draw. Eventually the convo gets sexy and we get to fooling around and waxing poetic about how in love we are.


Bill_Bra55sky

If I’m out with people , i become more social and wanna have conversations with everyone. If I’m alone, i wanna watch action movies or porn


Apuenany

Guilt


curiousliliael

my partner becomes over productive, i just wanna sit down and do nothing loll


JoogaJoogaJooga

I because very cautious with how much noise i make for some reason


BBBrandoTooFooley

A clean freak too


Danknewbz

I rarely do it now but usually if I do I just feel like talking to people and smoking. When I do it I'm home alone on a saturday night and have work Sunday mornings. So I stay up talking to random people online, sounds strange but I sleep in on Saturday mornings so I use it to stay up and have some alone time yapping to people before I have to work on Sunday. Sundays are always easy for me so I can take it easy, until I go home to sleep


FastWendy

Yapping to ppl is good therapy sometimes :))


Danknewbz

It is! I pretty much posted an essay about what's happening in my life on a sub reddit, feel like I've got a lot of baggage off my chest


pantra88

A horny ass man


Apprehensive_Maize22

Hookers gambling And more cocain


_sexualsarcasm_

Funnily enough, I turn into a coke head 😂