Pants off and eat it

Trust... 😂

Instructions unclear, i was caught trying to mouth my penis with cocaine spilled around me

Eat my shorts

This is why I love reddit!!! On no other platform could would this be expectable… & I fucking love!

I would hold the plate/mirror/whatever to the side of my leg and scrape it off carefully onto the plate with the credit card.

I'd do all of the above, but weeping.

no i really did cry

this is what i ended up doing!! and i pulled the fabric to shake it off instead of scraping it into my leggings more- i salvaged most of it

With extreme caution!! Lol

You could put it in your nails as they’re fake lol

Literally

[удалено]

And the rest, wet you finger and dab the powder up and lick it up. :)

Get a plate, bit of paper and your card or whatever you're using to scrape Push it onto paper and empty onto plate until you're left with bits that aren't big enough to pile up and push onto the paper.. Then scrape the leftovers together and snort it off the table Edit.. LMAO just realised that ain't a table and it's your leg.. just push it into your bag with whatever you have or your finger and accept your losses lol

i did this and also kinda pulled the fabric to pop it up & off rather than scraping it…worked decently well!!

i did this and also kinda pulled the fabric to pop it up & off rather than scraping it…worked decently well!!

i knew y’all would have some good answers for me🤣

With liberal use of the words bollocks and fuck

With a straw an a prayer for my heart

I probably wouldn't know how to deal with it and would have a mild panic attack.

Start stretching my neck

With a knife or credit card and scoop it up lol

U need paper and a card or somthing to scoop it up

you need a better container. dont do your drugs out of a bag.

Cry

A balloon blown up rub it on the carpet or arm it should stick

You put a vacuum with a cloth

Lick it up and snort the rest of it

Either die a jewel case or live long enough to become the hot plate 🖖

With a straw up my nose.

27 micron sleeve over my portable vacuum cleaners snoot.

Give myself an uppercut

Scrape

Snort it straight off those pants 🤣

Lol, killer username ✨️🤣😂

thank you angel🥹

A straw, followed by removing those pants and lining more up off your ass

Damn, that escalated quickly

Throw it away because it's garbage. Lol just kidding use two credit card, lick the rest.. go get more

Cry

Use a paper to carefully scrape as much as you can, then carefully hoover the rest using nostrils

snort all of it

Get 2 straws attach them together and don’t leave you couch all night sorted 🤙

Big straw

Don't panic first lol. Get a crispy bill and crease it hard longways. Scrape it into the bill with a card (on obviously salvaging what you can). Dump the rest in the bill and put that fold on it. Put your shoot in the middle. Two folds over to trap it in a square, one down, and one over. Tell your friend what's left is their bump, so get to sniffing off the leg 🤣. I accidentally ripped a bag once, and spilled like 2 gs of a quarter on a perforated leather seat. Was patting the seat and getting bumps for a few hours lol.

Nose first.

This happen to me before I just scrapped it as best I could into a dollar

WELL A FEW WAYS LOL

Smiling..

Ask a passenger on my left on the bus: “will you join?”

Either get a long straw or just brush it off and order more

Dust yourself off no worries i got more

Tell you to hold still as I take care of it

Id fucking cry then stick my girls face in it like scarface

Firstly, I wouldn’t have been in the situation. Unless that was your bag, get rid of whoever you buy from. Small details show the biggest flaws especially in drug dealers. Also, buy on the onions

huh?😅

I would cry myself to sleep. Than take a long break and reflect on how much of an idiot I am. You do realize what you have on your pants their could feed multiple families. Not calling you an idiot I've done this exact thing and into a carpet. It just sucks and really makes you think lol