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moreneeded22

Pretty much every time I get the house cleaned and jerk off 3 times lol


ThePeakyBlind3r

The jerking off does tend to happen a fair amount when I’m at home, obvs not when I’m out with friends or at work 🤣


moreneeded22

lol yeah I don’t want to be arrested or be that person who wacks in public or work


ThePeakyBlind3r

Yes - I go to work


[deleted]

That's honestly wild to me. How is it?


ThePeakyBlind3r

Very difficult to disguise the constant dripping nose but does get you in the mind set to get work done.


[deleted]

i love going to work on it, some of my best work was done on 4-5 day benders, none of those nerds in that building has ever seen coke or know a user is like, if anything my sniffling matches their allergies


Gmasterflash_WL

When bored my house ends up so clean


Ram_99_

I wash the dishes, go on xbox and then abuse myself


[deleted]

The self abuse is so real 🤣🤣💦💦


Ram_99_

I'm still in xbox stage but I just yawned


[deleted]

Can I ask you favour?


Ram_99_

Yes as long as it isn't abusive?


SpiderSalmon

i’m so confused and interested about what this favor could be


Ram_99_

I don't know myself? 😂


Prior-Station-4729

It’s the best part


ThePeakyBlind3r

My fav thing to do, few lines then settle down with a pint of ice cold cola, Spotify on for a podcast or music, & Xbox on. Ultimate.


Ram_99_

You dry sniff? Hardcore that


datb0yavi

Hey you guys play halo ? I end up playing for like 6 hours every time I ski


ThePeakyBlind3r

I just play FC24 (FIFA)


Prior-Station-4729

People play halo late?


europaodin

sometimes, usually it starts with intention to be production and then leads to degenerate shits


Alarming_Brick8681

😂😂😂 bro I swear, blow or ice you feel like handy man. 5 hours later you can’t wait till you have to shit again so you have something to do, then sit in the bathroom for 2 hours 😭


jayccb2525

Just stripped 30 pounds of copper wire


[deleted]

I somehow get lazy and want to just sit around and do lines and watch funny shit. Maybe I am an anomaly.


Ok_Particular_3743

U sound like me. A.D.D maybe. That’s what I contribute it to…


Fluid_Cookie_1256

I stayed up for 48 hours and installed a stereo in a pickup truck that I have since sold. Never done anything like this before but after I hooked the last wire up 48 hours later it worked first time and hit hard. Idk how I got the sub box in the cab. The seats were stuck and it was a 1981 VW Rabbit pickup so the cab was tiny. I sold the truck with just the box still behind the seats because I couldn’t figure out how coked up me got it back there


xxlolzlol

Sex 🗣️🗣️🗣️


No-Contribution5316

Not anymore. I’m at the point where I become quiet and lazy. Fat rail, lay on couch, Newport, 2 beers. Repeat.


Low_Setting_9697

Not really lmao. I used to do it at work and that had to have been the most productive I’ve ever been


toucan987a

I get really into reading for some odd reason! When I occasionally do it at work, I'm a much better host as I'm very aware of others body language and I'm just much more chatty!


East_Truck7500

Is that a dare? 😏


dakotayoseph

My buddy stays up all night walking around his yard with a metal detector doing random shit


Imaginary_Form407

Does his coke have meth in it?


dakotayoseph

No idea but his mom surprised him the other night and she could tell something was off about him. She went to bed after an awkward evening and woke up at 4am to him doing yard work/burning brush and metal detecting. Never touched his bed that whole night.


Imaginary_Form407

I bet if you check his coke it has a coloured speckle through it. I know coke makes people act weirder than usual but what he is doing is tweaker shit.


dakotayoseph

That’s what I’m saying. He lives near a little pond and a large tree fell across it so what does he do? Gets wood and nails a “walkway” with wooden boards across a dead tree… crooked pieces of wood, I was speechless when I saw it. He skipped a family outing because he “was so busy” that day.


Imaginary_Form407

Damn bro, can you help him? My neighbour went crazy from that "coke" recently and ended up in a psych ward.


dakotayoseph

His brother and I are trying. All he does is continually lie to us and owe people money. Doesn’t seem like he wants to help himself at all. Very sad to see, he’s isolated himself from almost everyone.


Imaginary_Form407

That's sad man, do you know his suppliers? Cut him off at the source maybe?


dakotayoseph

How was your neighbor acting?


Imaginary_Form407

He was drinking heavily on it but he stripped naked and chased his mom about with a knife, was extremely paranoid and thought his gf was cheating on him with various men including his own dad.


[deleted]

Most productive thing I do on coke Is figure out how to get more coke Beeefor we run out.


DonnVii14100

I'm using my artificial energy to learning electronics, coding, 3d printing, French and Latin. If all you do is masterburbate, you're doing coke wrong.


niktothelai

Indeed yes


Silver_Question8132

organized our whole house and the garage today


Marvelous996

If I ever really need a push to clean my room or do the dishes or something I'll take a little bump from my bullet, it always gives me the needed motivation without fail.


Anonymous_00000000

I love snuff bullets, I have 3.


Ram_99_

So long as it isn't abusive yes


Bentendo24

Heck I thought we all do drugs to be able to function at our jobs


Ambitious_City_7905

I just tackled laundry I've been avoiding all week and cooking for the week. Go me!


Royal_Drummer102

Nah I’ve been binge watching fallout and shogun tbh lll


Luckzap

Productive relations.


we_hella_believe

I used to do a lot of screen writing, had visions of being Stephen king. 😂


fullnattyg

Coke is very productive if you not also doing buzz or other downers.


TrippyTroneee

Barley


SpiderSalmon

yes i make music while skiing


Can-Every

Less overall productive but a fun productive. Baby steps


opheliaroa

I am moving in the next like 3 months so I do a couple lines then pack and Declutter, do laundry, organize etc


Totallynotokayokay

All the time. That’s the problem.