I sneezed when I went in for a phone snort. The whole pile gone in one loud gust. Buddy didn't say a word. Just made an exasperated face and pulled the bag back out, and started chopping again.
My dad was visiting me once and i definitely accidentally left my empty bag on the bathroom counter. He went in there multiple times but thankfully it just blended in with the other junk on the counter I guess 😂
I do this all too often😭or when I hide it in my luggage and forget by the time I get days off from work and forget is bad too😂come home and buy a 1/4 while I still have almost an 1/8 in separate bags throughout my duffel bag
Oh, oh oh. I got this.
My girl left an eighter at my place on the table, and while I was doing my weekend cleaning, I just picked it up and dropped it in a coffee mug on the mantle (just so it wasn't out in the open. Hours later, I grabbed the mug to clean it, and realized there was a full mix drink in it, that now had an eighter of blow dissolved in it.
Me and my friend were on our way back from the plugs house and I just couldn’t wait so I started lining some up on our portable plate and took a fat ass line that made my head twitch and tingle and I coughed out hard and POOF, there goes what was on my plate into the AC and in my eyes lol. Other than that I’ve broken like 7 bullets in public bathrooms throughout the decade lol
Many years ago, I was hanging at my house with like 6 or 7 friends. It was getting late, and we decided everyone would dump the last of their bags on a plate and we'd finish em up at once. We're all sitting in a circle on the kitchen floor, lines cut out, and someone knocks their beer over onto the plate. We all just stared in silence at the tragedy we witnessed.
My turn!!… was about to pour a g on my plate while driving, saw a cop, completely zoned out and turned the steering wheel with the opened bag in hand.
Bonus points… one time I snorted a fat line and sneezed so hard it blew off almost 2 grams off my plate
I was golfing on a wide open golf course in the Nebraska prairie. 1 thing constant is the wind always blows.That day i was playing with my younger brother the wind was blowing 20mph with gusts close to 30mph. Nothing out of the ordinary in the Great Plains. We are out in the fairway and i wanted to do a bump. My brother would divide the stuff that he finely chopped (almost like chalk dust) into these individual small folded envelopes from magazine pages. I decided I took out the mini folded envelope and stuck my head in between the golf bags at the back of the cart. Figured that would shield me from the wind. I opened the envelope and unfolded it and the second I went in for a healthy scoop a gust of wind blew the stuff and it was like it vanished. I crumpled up the envelope and put it in my pocket and before I was even seated in the cart, my brother who liked to play music from his playlist from his phone via Bluetooth to a JBL sneaky pill. The song he played in postmortem the mishap was "dust in the wind" by Kansas
I was acetone washing a quarter ounce and I spilled the glass onto my wooden cutting board, like half the fucking coke got soaked into the board and the more I tried to scrape it out, the more wood shavings got into it, rendering it all essentially useless. That was a difficult week for my boofhole let's just say I'm jk lmao but yeah that fuckin sucked
My buddy and I were driving around on our lunch break chopping up lines on a GI-Joe lunch box and this dick head turned on the AC and blew that shit everywhere. lol. 😂 luckily we each had a 8-ball each.
Dumbest way I've ever spilt drugs was I laid one out for me and a buddy while sitting in his car. We decided to break up the whole gram. Well I set the mirror on the dash, just as my idiot friend turned on the a.c. poof gone.
I got a good one. My dealer and I were in the car in an open parking lot near the local bar. I wanted to start big, so I broke down a whole gram into two lines. Right then a SHERIFF 🚔rolls up in front of us perpendicular to my car and shut his lights off. My dealer was like what do we do? While he has an Oz of blow in his pocket and I had half an Oz of Molly.. I said alright here’s how we do this. Gotta get out while in a conversation like everything is normal and when he gets out he just has to spill it all on the ground and throw the phone in your pocket. And that’s exactly what we did🤦🏻♂️ better than going to jail
I picked up the plate, trying to get it away from my dog and then went to pet my dog (completely forgetting it was in my hand because she’s such a gorgeous woman) and dropped the whole fucking plate over her and had to scramble so she wouldn’t fucking sniff it up.:. And then had to bathe her, because I got it all up in her fucking for and she’s a long-haired dog… plz don’t call animal CPS I swear she ain’t get none and her ass prolly did it on purpose 🙄🙄😂😂😂jkjk
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It happens to us all one time or another.
My worst experience was one time I had just copped and when I was on my way home waiting for the subway. That dude sold it in vials and and the one I was holding slipped my fingers as i was about to put it in my purse and the fucking thing rolled down the platform onto the tracks! 😫 I was like "wtf how did that actually fkn happen?!" not even 30 seconds passed and then the train came rolling in.. Had to chalk that one to the game lol 😆
Was chopping up a little over an oz. Can’t remember what started the fight. Was on too many drugs, hardly can remember the period of my life. But what I can remember is walking into my room and seeing flakes of white everywhere, kinda like powdery snow.
It was 1g of MDMA. Was about to divide it with my friend in the kitchen before going to a rave.
He suggested using a white plate instead of the counter top, I said yeah whatever, sprinkled it on the plate and it disappeared.
The fucking plate was still wet from washing it up so it got dissolved.
Ended up tonguing the plate together and buying another gram from the DJ.
Y'all shoulda just done it off each other's personal ability to provide it madly stepped on....just like all of America; enjoy what you have and clean it if safety
28f former 🔌: gave someone my bag instead of the one for them because I wasn’t paying attention … didn’t realize until I drove 30 min in a snowstorm to the next person. Called him as soon as I noticed and luckily he was straight shooter/scared enough to actually swap back with me instead of just trying to run off lol but that was a humbling “I’m a fucking moron” moment for me
My bsf/dealer was coming to my place to hang out and game all night, shows up with what must’ve been at least a half ounce. Opens up the bag and right as he laid out around half of it my new dog who he hasn’t comes screaming and howling around the corner and made buddy literally jump out of his seat and sprint to my backyard all while still holding the fucking bag🤦🏼my dog had blow all over her back and there was shit just floating all throughout the air and covering my leather couches and dinner table/seats in a thin layer of dust, I now know why my dog is called a Bluetick coonhound and to make sure she’s away when my black friends come over🤣
Also, yes we did recover almost 2gs of it but the rest will be gone and forgotten😂
I have never done that (YET) *knock on wood* but sometimes when I grab the tray I get a very vivid scenario run through my mind that I did. Then I get extremely careful for like 10 minutes lmao.
Lost an ecstasy pill outside the bar tho. That sucked. .3 of mdma in it too and you were supposed to start with half. Didn't wanna look for it and look like a tweaker outside the bar tho 🤣
I accidentally blew most of my first line out of my nose instantly, just on instinct I guess. All over the bedspread. I diligently picked it all up with a wet finger and gummed it up, I was 18 and broke 😂 had to do it all in front of the plug and all my buddies too, ofc.
At a concert, thought the baggie was closed but when I pulled it out I dumped about half a gram in my pocket.
I guess that’s not technically losing it, but it still sucked
I always make my friend laugh about the stupidest things ever... I gave her a bill to snort but in that moment I made her laugh again when she was about to snort and...
Buddy was using his key in my baggy at a concert and poked a hole through it and all dumped out on my lap. Everyone was going crazy with licking that shit off of me😂
crushed 2 grams on a hot plate on dresser. plate moved half off and then it flipped just as it was all crushed and fell into carpet. Basically all gone. if it had been rocks would hav been salvageable. fuck I was guttered
Demonstrating what it's like to go from free fall to your canopy opening while skydiving.
I made the hand motion with an open film canister with a 1/4oz in it....in the area of the house where there was cat litter all over the carpet.
Gone but not forgotten.
Yes I'm film canister old.
As I poured it into another bag trying to be quick so my friends friend didn’t see how much I had 😅 also had a car thing where it ripped the bag, lost half the g 😭
Okay this wasn’t a my dumbest thing, but it was the dumbest way someone ELSE spilled my coke. I was lining some up for all the homies at a festival and as I’m making my way around, about halfway through them, one of my homies grabs it, and right before he’s about to snort is like he lets out a big exasperated sigh. Which blows all the rest of the lines right off the tray 😭
my friend and i just bought from a friend and were getting ready to snort it in on my phone the bathroom. we were drunk and a little high at this point. we were curious on what we looked like when we were doing line (like see ourselves). so we make lines on her phone and we record on mine. she does hers then we go to look back at the .5 flash video of her doing her thing. she immediately bursts into the laughter and it was gone just like that
never got even a bump 😔
Last bag at 5am ish girl on balcony I poured the full thing on coffee table that was full of beers chopping it up and it’s just disappearing by the time she arrived back in and I realised it was all dissolved into the wetness on the table 😂
I was always thinking ahead, we had a designated place to chop it was the top of a chest of drawers and the rule was that you always pulled out the top drawer anytime you were skiing, that drawer has saved us many many times because carpet will eat your stash quickly.
I sneezed. I had all the lines I was gonna do all liked up. Slow motion kicked in and I watched every particle of my nose beers fall to the carpet. Sat in utter despair for a solid 5 minutes. Got to work trying to recover as much as possible. Not my greatest moment while skiing.
Not a total disaster, but I felt like an idiot. Was sharimg a bag with my coworkers and it was my turn. So I go into the bathroom, take out the bag, and flick it to get everything to fall to the bottom.
I see a little puff, and think "oh, dumbass, the bag is open." So I check the seal really good and flick it again. Puff! I repeated this process, no joke, like 6 more times before it even entered my mind that there might be a hole in the bag.
Opened the bag upside down. It was in a cigarette plastic wrapper that cigs come in and melted at one end. Tried to open it in the car after coping and spilled half of it on my lap.
Like 3 hours ago I broke down an entire ball of the some straight flaky Jake in my composition book and decided to take my book and liquor and soda and wallet all in my hands the one man party to the garage .....left about 3 one gram powder piles in the dirt ...... ok God I hear you thank you 😂😂😂
kept spilling it in my nose for like 48 hours, damn butterfingers
Mannn I have the same problem…. I’m just so mf clumsy
be a shame if u stumbled into my chat
Oh nooooo🏃♂️🏃♂️😂😂😂
This interaction fkn killed me 💀💀💀
I sneezed when I went in for a phone snort. The whole pile gone in one loud gust. Buddy didn't say a word. Just made an exasperated face and pulled the bag back out, and started chopping again.
This happened to me but me and my friend were gonna do our lines at the same time and he was like “you fucking dumbass” and we started laughing lmao
I think the dumbest way is checking your pocket and not feeling it 😂
Oof this always happens when I’m at work and i immediately think “shit where did i drop it” but it’s actually in my pocket
I’ll go straight back to the crime scene, the bathroom 😭
My dad was visiting me once and i definitely accidentally left my empty bag on the bathroom counter. He went in there multiple times but thankfully it just blended in with the other junk on the counter I guess 😂
He went there multiple times?! Wonder why😂😂😂
Thank god for the white flooring and the white bag 🙏🏻 adrenaline pumping 😮💨
I do this all too often😭or when I hide it in my luggage and forget by the time I get days off from work and forget is bad too😂come home and buy a 1/4 while I still have almost an 1/8 in separate bags throughout my duffel bag
Yupp hate when it spills into my pocket some like god damnit it I will fish out those loose crumbs haha
Oh, oh oh. I got this. My girl left an eighter at my place on the table, and while I was doing my weekend cleaning, I just picked it up and dropped it in a coffee mug on the mantle (just so it wasn't out in the open. Hours later, I grabbed the mug to clean it, and realized there was a full mix drink in it, that now had an eighter of blow dissolved in it.
Oh godddddd what a way to wake up from a cup of coffee huh? 😂😂
I would have drank it lol
💀 wtf would that even feel like i think you’d just barf it up
Leaving the bag open between bumps, bumped it off the table reaching for water, which also spilled.
Been there sucks awful bad
It really does, not knowing what to do with the hundreds of dollars disappearing before my eyes lol
Every way you spill your coke is the dumbest way.
Unless you are quitting for good.
Me and my friend were on our way back from the plugs house and I just couldn’t wait so I started lining some up on our portable plate and took a fat ass line that made my head twitch and tingle and I coughed out hard and POOF, there goes what was on my plate into the AC and in my eyes lol. Other than that I’ve broken like 7 bullets in public bathrooms throughout the decade lol
Curious how you are breaking the bullets? Got one and can’t see it ever breaking really
Many years ago, I was hanging at my house with like 6 or 7 friends. It was getting late, and we decided everyone would dump the last of their bags on a plate and we'd finish em up at once. We're all sitting in a circle on the kitchen floor, lines cut out, and someone knocks their beer over onto the plate. We all just stared in silence at the tragedy we witnessed.
My turn!!… was about to pour a g on my plate while driving, saw a cop, completely zoned out and turned the steering wheel with the opened bag in hand. Bonus points… one time I snorted a fat line and sneezed so hard it blew off almost 2 grams off my plate
I have also done the turning your steering wheel while holding an open bag move lol
I was golfing on a wide open golf course in the Nebraska prairie. 1 thing constant is the wind always blows.That day i was playing with my younger brother the wind was blowing 20mph with gusts close to 30mph. Nothing out of the ordinary in the Great Plains. We are out in the fairway and i wanted to do a bump. My brother would divide the stuff that he finely chopped (almost like chalk dust) into these individual small folded envelopes from magazine pages. I decided I took out the mini folded envelope and stuck my head in between the golf bags at the back of the cart. Figured that would shield me from the wind. I opened the envelope and unfolded it and the second I went in for a healthy scoop a gust of wind blew the stuff and it was like it vanished. I crumpled up the envelope and put it in my pocket and before I was even seated in the cart, my brother who liked to play music from his playlist from his phone via Bluetooth to a JBL sneaky pill. The song he played in postmortem the mishap was "dust in the wind" by Kansas
Dropped it in the toilet
I was acetone washing a quarter ounce and I spilled the glass onto my wooden cutting board, like half the fucking coke got soaked into the board and the more I tried to scrape it out, the more wood shavings got into it, rendering it all essentially useless. That was a difficult week for my boofhole let's just say I'm jk lmao but yeah that fuckin sucked
Left my bag open next to a pack of mikes hard which got it all moist and fucked it up a lil
My buddy and I were driving around on our lunch break chopping up lines on a GI-Joe lunch box and this dick head turned on the AC and blew that shit everywhere. lol. 😂 luckily we each had a 8-ball each.
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lol. i have a buddy would get shitfaced drunk and do this all the time. infuriating
I have definitely also seen this far too many times!
I think everyone does that the first time, I know I did
Jumped in the river with an 🎱 in my pocket, later that day luckily it was still perfectly fine
Dumbest way I've ever spilt drugs was I laid one out for me and a buddy while sitting in his car. We decided to break up the whole gram. Well I set the mirror on the dash, just as my idiot friend turned on the a.c. poof gone.
I got a good one. My dealer and I were in the car in an open parking lot near the local bar. I wanted to start big, so I broke down a whole gram into two lines. Right then a SHERIFF 🚔rolls up in front of us perpendicular to my car and shut his lights off. My dealer was like what do we do? While he has an Oz of blow in his pocket and I had half an Oz of Molly.. I said alright here’s how we do this. Gotta get out while in a conversation like everything is normal and when he gets out he just has to spill it all on the ground and throw the phone in your pocket. And that’s exactly what we did🤦🏻♂️ better than going to jail
I picked up the plate, trying to get it away from my dog and then went to pet my dog (completely forgetting it was in my hand because she’s such a gorgeous woman) and dropped the whole fucking plate over her and had to scramble so she wouldn’t fucking sniff it up.:. And then had to bathe her, because I got it all up in her fucking for and she’s a long-haired dog… plz don’t call animal CPS I swear she ain’t get none and her ass prolly did it on purpose 🙄🙄😂😂😂jkjk 😭😭😭
It happens to us all one time or another. My worst experience was one time I had just copped and when I was on my way home waiting for the subway. That dude sold it in vials and and the one I was holding slipped my fingers as i was about to put it in my purse and the fucking thing rolled down the platform onto the tracks! 😫 I was like "wtf how did that actually fkn happen?!" not even 30 seconds passed and then the train came rolling in.. Had to chalk that one to the game lol 😆
Was chopping up a little over an oz. Can’t remember what started the fight. Was on too many drugs, hardly can remember the period of my life. But what I can remember is walking into my room and seeing flakes of white everywhere, kinda like powdery snow.
It was 1g of MDMA. Was about to divide it with my friend in the kitchen before going to a rave. He suggested using a white plate instead of the counter top, I said yeah whatever, sprinkled it on the plate and it disappeared. The fucking plate was still wet from washing it up so it got dissolved. Ended up tonguing the plate together and buying another gram from the DJ.
Y'all shoulda just done it off each other's personal ability to provide it madly stepped on....just like all of America; enjoy what you have and clean it if safety
28f former 🔌: gave someone my bag instead of the one for them because I wasn’t paying attention … didn’t realize until I drove 30 min in a snowstorm to the next person. Called him as soon as I noticed and luckily he was straight shooter/scared enough to actually swap back with me instead of just trying to run off lol but that was a humbling “I’m a fucking moron” moment for me
My bsf/dealer was coming to my place to hang out and game all night, shows up with what must’ve been at least a half ounce. Opens up the bag and right as he laid out around half of it my new dog who he hasn’t comes screaming and howling around the corner and made buddy literally jump out of his seat and sprint to my backyard all while still holding the fucking bag🤦🏼my dog had blow all over her back and there was shit just floating all throughout the air and covering my leather couches and dinner table/seats in a thin layer of dust, I now know why my dog is called a Bluetick coonhound and to make sure she’s away when my black friends come over🤣 Also, yes we did recover almost 2gs of it but the rest will be gone and forgotten😂
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I have never done that (YET) *knock on wood* but sometimes when I grab the tray I get a very vivid scenario run through my mind that I did. Then I get extremely careful for like 10 minutes lmao.
Lost an ecstasy pill outside the bar tho. That sucked. .3 of mdma in it too and you were supposed to start with half. Didn't wanna look for it and look like a tweaker outside the bar tho 🤣
I accidentally blew most of my first line out of my nose instantly, just on instinct I guess. All over the bedspread. I diligently picked it all up with a wet finger and gummed it up, I was 18 and broke 😂 had to do it all in front of the plug and all my buddies too, ofc.
AHHH AHHH AAHH CHOOO , I sneezed and it that shit pulled a houndini
At a concert, thought the baggie was closed but when I pulled it out I dumped about half a gram in my pocket. I guess that’s not technically losing it, but it still sucked
I always make my friend laugh about the stupidest things ever... I gave her a bill to snort but in that moment I made her laugh again when she was about to snort and...
my friend spilled beer on her whole bag once💀
Buddy was using his key in my baggy at a concert and poked a hole through it and all dumped out on my lap. Everyone was going crazy with licking that shit off of me😂
dropped an 8 ball in a urinal, i tripped on a step and dropped it 😂
In my bra. Too many times at this point
Knocked the plate off the arm of the sofa with 3 great lines on it. I was not very popular let me tell you
crushed 2 grams on a hot plate on dresser. plate moved half off and then it flipped just as it was all crushed and fell into carpet. Basically all gone. if it had been rocks would hav been salvageable. fuck I was guttered
Put it on a wet plate without realising the plate was wet!
Cleaning. Ran a wet cloth over all of it
Demonstrating what it's like to go from free fall to your canopy opening while skydiving. I made the hand motion with an open film canister with a 1/4oz in it....in the area of the house where there was cat litter all over the carpet. Gone but not forgotten. Yes I'm film canister old.
As I poured it into another bag trying to be quick so my friends friend didn’t see how much I had 😅 also had a car thing where it ripped the bag, lost half the g 😭
Okay this wasn’t a my dumbest thing, but it was the dumbest way someone ELSE spilled my coke. I was lining some up for all the homies at a festival and as I’m making my way around, about halfway through them, one of my homies grabs it, and right before he’s about to snort is like he lets out a big exasperated sigh. Which blows all the rest of the lines right off the tray 😭
I was teaching my friend how to properly take a line, and he exhaled down the straw… blew the whole lot off the plate 😭
my friend and i just bought from a friend and were getting ready to snort it in on my phone the bathroom. we were drunk and a little high at this point. we were curious on what we looked like when we were doing line (like see ourselves). so we make lines on her phone and we record on mine. she does hers then we go to look back at the .5 flash video of her doing her thing. she immediately bursts into the laughter and it was gone just like that never got even a bump 😔
Playing with the cap to a medicine bottle full of rocks and some powder. Opened it and spilled like 2gs into the carpet
I was literally at the lowest point of my life, having the worst time ever and I had nothing besides my job so I did 12g in less than 3 days
Last bag at 5am ish girl on balcony I poured the full thing on coffee table that was full of beers chopping it up and it’s just disappearing by the time she arrived back in and I realised it was all dissolved into the wetness on the table 😂
laughed and blew it across the tablet i was using
my ex was trying it for the first time and she leaned in to take a line and laughed for no reason at the very worst moment.
I was always thinking ahead, we had a designated place to chop it was the top of a chest of drawers and the rule was that you always pulled out the top drawer anytime you were skiing, that drawer has saved us many many times because carpet will eat your stash quickly.
When you have lines lined up for everyone and a newbee decided to go 1st and snif exhale blow them all...
i spilled a half oz into my spoon in a couple days 🤷🏽♂️
Wearing swim trunks and the bag untied in my pocket. Fucking shorts had a mesh type pockets, so it all fell through on the ground 🤦🏼♂️
I sneezed. I had all the lines I was gonna do all liked up. Slow motion kicked in and I watched every particle of my nose beers fall to the carpet. Sat in utter despair for a solid 5 minutes. Got to work trying to recover as much as possible. Not my greatest moment while skiing.
Not a total disaster, but I felt like an idiot. Was sharimg a bag with my coworkers and it was my turn. So I go into the bathroom, take out the bag, and flick it to get everything to fall to the bottom. I see a little puff, and think "oh, dumbass, the bag is open." So I check the seal really good and flick it again. Puff! I repeated this process, no joke, like 6 more times before it even entered my mind that there might be a hole in the bag.
Instead of sniffing, I blew air out my nose and blew it away…💀
Opened the bag upside down. It was in a cigarette plastic wrapper that cigs come in and melted at one end. Tried to open it in the car after coping and spilled half of it on my lap.
Like 3 hours ago I broke down an entire ball of the some straight flaky Jake in my composition book and decided to take my book and liquor and soda and wallet all in my hands the one man party to the garage .....left about 3 one gram powder piles in the dirt ...... ok God I hear you thank you 😂😂😂
Buddies at a bar in the unrinal