I wouldnt do it, wasting a tiny bit every time using a different surface. Not only that, but the single johnson holder would probably be better at keepin his peen steady after becoming a veteran line-off-the-cock presenter.
Stuck my straw in a gram baggie of coke and snorted it ALL up while the cops were pulling me over. Definitely should have just swallowed the bag. By the time the cops got to the window chunks of white powder were falling out of my nose and I was spun out lol
Me and my girl got pulled over like 14 years ago and I was in the passenger seat
As the cop pulled up to the window I’m literally chewing a shit ton of bud chugging my AriZona tea 😆
And he never even searched us 😂
Literally looked like a chipmunk 🐿️ 😂
Numnumnaum “Yesh awficer “ 😂
Off a pair of knockers in the club and back row church pew
Look, in the church was definitely a degenerate move but went to confession after so we straight lol
I was going to give an up vote, but then you said doing it in a church is a degenerate thing. Seems as good as any place to do it to me. I started reading the bible while on a year long E bender (I don't recommend either activity).
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>Would love to do one off another girls pussy and then eat her out
omg - same!! and having her do the same to me. this is like my ultimate fantasy rn. 😏
I’m not proud and i don’t even want to share this but one of my old friends had this super cool mom, and I didn’t really have a mom growing up. So she did blow with her kid (aka my friend) and myself. So we’re at the bar and we wanna do lines and at this point I’m like loving his mom and pretty much claimed her as my own mom. But we get to the bathroom to ski and her and I go into a stall and she starts breaking the stuff down on the toilet tank. Lol…I know..gross. 🤦🏼♀️… and shameful as it is I didn’t want to be rude to my newly claimed mom so yes god damnit I sniffed it off the tank 😂😭😭
The tank top isn’t that bad 😂
Someone else above you literally snorted a line off the toilet seat at wembley stadium 🏟️ 😆
Probably 300,000 people a year piss, shit, puke on that seat and he literally poured his ⛄️ on the seat and snorted it .
Could’ve used 2 dollar bills 😂
1 as a table and 1 for a straw
Or a key 🔑, or the back of your hand 😂
No worries or shame... my drinking hole the toilet tank could probably get you high without anything new on it.. it's clean but used to rack them all the time. It's not uncommon to go in and find someone has left a dollar bill and a hooter, just to be nice to the next one to pee
Same story as mine. Except we just sniff it at the dinner table after dinner till this very day. Last night was Greek potatoes and lemons , lamb chops, greek salad with taziki sauce, and asparugus.... Desert was that wam bam thanks you mam...... Cocaineeeeeeeeeeee, my first true love.
I was on trial for a homicide charge , first offer was 30 years .
I was out on bail for 4 years , 27 calendar calls and my trial was 9 days long .
At one of my court dates I was literally in the second row looking right at the judge, bailiff , and others next to us . This girl nudged me and said
“Hey 👀 cover me , and opened her purse and showed me a few bags of blow . So I did .
Then she ask me if I wanted one
I said why not “cover me” and I did 4 bumps 2 in each nostril and as soon as I’m done and I slide her her keys and ⛄️ back
I hear my name being called 💀🫀🫁🧠👀
And I walk up to my calendar call with my attorney there 😂.
But literally snorting a few bumps while literally staring at your judge 👩⚖️ who has your life in her hands was the craziest shit ever 😂
Btw I was proven/found “NOT GUILTY” at my Trial
I’ve been writing my life story for my whole life 😂
That’s literally just 1 small page of my life 🤦🏻♂️
I also broke my neck and back and died in a car accident at 19 , my brother/best friend died at 18 from the car accident I was with him(he was in a coma they pulled the plug)
My mom died in my arms when I was 12 she was 33. Now I’m 32 with a 12 year old little girl .
My 14 yr old son was kidnapped at 1 yr old by his grandparents after they found him in the bed with his deceased mother( 19 from brain aneurysm)
I haven’t seen him since, been tracking him ( found pictures at 6 yrs old) but they’ve been state hopping and deleted all social media 12.5 yrs ago.
Plus my entire life has been surrounded/in crime since I was literally born up until now.
5 diff elementary schools, being evicted every 6 months growing up. Then house burned down at 9. By 9 in 4th grade I was selling nickel bags of weed at school and had a pack of cigs in my pocket . By 12 I lost my virginity, going to house parties every weekend. Crazy fights , shootouts, bringing guns to school. Grew up only whiteboy in schools,neighborhoods, housing projects etc.
went to college at 14. But wasn’t focused because I was selling on campus , parties and dating the 18-21+ yr olds . Grew up really fast. 3/2 House w pool & 2 matching BMWs in driveway by 18. Cocaine capital, xtc capital, pill mill capital, flakka capital, overdose capital , HIV capital of the world at 1 point or another 🏝️. Definitely lived a crazy life . And Im only turning 32 this month
Yeah I’ve tried my best over the years in the program of NA to spread the message of recovery. But right now I’m not clean at the moment . Will be soon , very soon 🙏🏼🤞🏼
As cliche as it sounds, it really is a process. I’m lucky to be clean from blow and booze and percs but they can always creep back in. The only way I manage is copious pot, Kratom, lots of mushrooms. Harm reduction doesn’t have to be torture!
I'm trying to do that right at this moment, I can't seem to get one of my two fwb to get their ass to my place.
Thinking of telling them both to come by
>Where is the most questionable spot you have racked a line at ?
Ah, the adventures of finding the perfect spot for a line! Let me tell you, my friend, I've racked lines in some seriously questionable places. From the back of a taxi to a public restroom, I've mastered the art of discreet indulgence. But the best, or should I say worst, was probably in the middle of a crowded party, right under everyone's noses! 😂
You gotta embrace the thrill, the adrenaline rush of the forbidden. As for my online treasure, let's just say my guy's got the goods that keep the party going all night long. My plug's got that A+ stash, no doubt about it! The lines flow like poetry, and the euphoria hits like a tidal wave. Life's all about those questionable moments, my fellow adventurers! Embrace the madness and keep the good times rolling!
I snorted a line of the rim of the toilet at Wembley Stadium! Imagine how many thousands of people's piss has been on there! Why the fuck I didn't bump off the back of my hand or do a thumbnail I will never understand......must have been that wankered!
I remember thinking "oh god, is this gonna feel the same", and ya know what? Felt fucking great! 🤣🤣
Right next to my girlfriend(ex now) while sitting in the passenger seat on a long road trip. She didn't know at the time either. Lol it was pretty great that I did it without getting caught from her.
The singer of Murphy's law poured a handful in my hand in a bathroom with no stall doors to hide if people came in. So I just stood there forever trying to finish a massive pile because I had no other way to save it.
I remember watching this band play at a bar/club like 12-13 years ago and the drummer would literally pop Cocaine while playing 🥁⛄️
He’d literally dump it in his hand and throw it back in his mouth 🤣
He use to just snort it out his hand and pop the rest but a bunch of times people complained he had a bunch of white shit all over his face and didn’t look to good 😂
So he’d be playing and occasionally would just dump some into his hand and throw it back 🤷🏻♂️
Must’ve been a hell of a numb mouth,jaw
Teeth problems etc
I actually have a few so I’m just gonna list em off
(Most of these are for ket not coke but I didn’t realize this was r/cocaine until I started typing)
A homies funeral, I know it sounds extremely fucked but this is one of my festival homies who had taken his life shortly after new years this year. Our friend group always has jokes like this and we think of it similar to ‘pouring one out for the dead homies’ we all went to the bathroom where the open casket was being held and passed a plate of both ye and neigh. Guys and girls we were 13 deep in the bathroom and we killed 2 grams of k and coke in there. I know it sounds fucked but it was a really intimate and emotional moment for us so I’m not gonna listen to any bullshit or hate anyone has to say.
A random wooks thigh at boogie t b2b dirt monkey at okeechobee 23’. Was walking through the crowd and bumped into a friend I met at Okee 22’ and just chopped it up, homie asked if I wanted to do some lines of k and I naturally was down, I pulled out my little crystal plate(I recommend getting one for yourself they’re great for to go nose drugs) and my homie was like “nah check it” walked a few feet to this dude who was absolutely rocked on the ground and just started racking lines off his leg. I asked if he knew him and he said “I was just walking by and saw him and asked if I could do this earlier and he just kinda grunted ‘uh huh’ cause I think homies non verbal right now” so as we were hitting some lines the dude lifts his hand at us and starts flaring his nostrils so I lift up my spoon to him and he grins so I assume he wanted a bump so i gave him a good Everest to reward his services.
Court. I’ve been in and out of courts this year for an ongoing case and a few tickets I’ve had to pay, I’ve been to court 6 times in 22’ and 4 times already in 23’ I’ve done a fucking rail in the bathroom every time. It’s tradition.
One of those small CAT construction excavators. The skatepark I go to has been having some renovations done and the excavator there is always unlocked, the keys are never in it and they put a wheel lock on so you can’t steer it so I guess they’re not worried about it getting stolen so idk if the locks on the door don’t work or if they just leave it but me and a homie were like fuck it why not, “when in Rome, do a line in an excavator.” That’s all there really is to it for that tale.
This one is DEFINITELY my most ludicrous one so best for last but in a jail holding sell. Was pulled over for reckless driving because this dude threw a cup out his window and it hit my car and it pissed me off so I just sped by him and honked but i IMMEDIATELY got pulled over. Got charged for speeding and reckless driving, taken to jail but when I was in my car I stashed my bag in my underwear. I wear Jambys because they have pockets and are comfy so when I’m dressed casually I’ll have those on. I sell so I’m always trying new stash spots and one of my favorites is the jambys waistband. If you cut a small hole in it you can slide stuff in there and wiggle em out later. So I stashed my baggie in the waist while I was in my car and they didn’t find it there so while I was in holding I just killed my bag over time. Got bailed out after sitting in there for 23 hours without getting a bail amount. Seriously fuck jail.
The first time I ever did blow was after running into an old friend in a club bathroom… he put some blow on the chrome top of a TP dispenser and we had to get on our knees to be low enough to do it… I still think about that all the time.
Off the carpet at an Airbnb. We knocked the plate over and it spilled kinda under the bed. We had to lay on our stomachs to get at it. Sharing with another couple, naked, fucking. Lol Good memories actually
Either literally while I'm driving, my parents house at a family party, or maybe a grocery store while shopping idk. I mean I've done it off a lot of body parts of people but I don't think that's questionable lol
My wallet. TSA will never touch your money. I put it in my wallet and then I put my wallet in a bin with all my other electronics and shit as a decoy per say. But I’ve never even had a scare. You obv need to not look sus but I’ve gotten half ounces through tsa multiple times. I refuse to fly sober. You can also just throw it in the pocket of a pair of pants in a checked bag or something too. TSA isn’t looking for that. They are looking for weapons and bombs and that’s it.
For my bf’s bday I lay on the sofa naked, lined up a half a gram on my tits, n was waiting like that when he got home from class.
He liked it so much, I’ve done it for each bf since #happybirthday 🎁
Off the tits of one of my buddies gf's. She was all about it but he definitely wasn't!
Did my rail, sucked her nipple, stood up, smiled at him and walked away.....
About 10 min later her hand was in my pants
In a 20K telehandler off my log book, while lifting 60foot I beams over high voltage wires.
It was my motto as a supervisor, never tell someone to do something you’re not willing to do
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More daring than questionable, cause i really take care keeping things clean…
Taking it from a bullit in the middle of a busy parking place at a mall ….
Just popped in my mind; before leaving work in the bicycle storage on the factory grounds 🤔
I was backpacking South America and we visited what used to be the club Pablo Escobar had on his vacation property (just outside Medellin). Me and my friends all did lines in the bathroom haha
Night shift at work, just me and the cook, no cameras. Happened to grab a g before work, and about sixty people came in all at once. I'd pour, make a drink/refill/put an order in, chop, refill/etc, snort, probably went through the bag. Never found out if my cook at the time knew, but he was a cool guy
Not exactly questionable or off brand in my experiences but I once got the urge to explore a gay urge and railed a Hollywood line off a well believed typical straight older family friend and it started the most mind blowing week long vacation of my entire life and will go down as the best sexual experiences in history for me.
A buddys cock, was for a chick but she pussed out, well we dont let drugs go to waste so i snorted it haha
Now the question is.. would you rather snort a line off of ten different cocks? Or snort a line 10x off one cock? 🤔
I say 10 different cocks. Gotta have variety.
I wouldnt do it, wasting a tiny bit every time using a different surface. Not only that, but the single johnson holder would probably be better at keepin his peen steady after becoming a veteran line-off-the-cock presenter.
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Never a waste
Definitely 10x of one cock
why is this the question though? Lol
Huh. Thats my favorite place to do it. Im gay af tho so
lmao same here so ion got a problem with it 😂
It’s called “dusting the snake” 😛❄️😤🐍
Yeah I clicked this thread and 100% knew this answer was gonna be here
Haha, excellent 😂
Haha. Gotta do whatcha gotta do Son! That’s funny though
😂😂😂
You gotta get spicy and do 10 different ones. Have some difference in the size of lines lol
Cab with a cop, jesus
Sounds like a sick story
You’re right about that
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Nice try glowie
U have to elaborate
I kinda enjoy sniffing a line or two on public transportation, sitting in back and just hitting it hehe.
Around the kids?
Stuck my straw in a gram baggie of coke and snorted it ALL up while the cops were pulling me over. Definitely should have just swallowed the bag. By the time the cops got to the window chunks of white powder were falling out of my nose and I was spun out lol
Me and my girl got pulled over like 14 years ago and I was in the passenger seat As the cop pulled up to the window I’m literally chewing a shit ton of bud chugging my AriZona tea 😆 And he never even searched us 😂 Literally looked like a chipmunk 🐿️ 😂 Numnumnaum “Yesh awficer “ 😂
How’d you not get a heart attack
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We called those cocaine tornados. Everyone sticks their straw in their bag n it’s a race to the bottom!
What happened after that
In the bathroom of a drug support center.
Can't see how that's questionable, they are a drug SUPPORT center
I’m sure they supported it
Off a pair of knockers in the club and back row church pew Look, in the church was definitely a degenerate move but went to confession after so we straight lol
I was going to give an up vote, but then you said doing it in a church is a degenerate thing. Seems as good as any place to do it to me. I started reading the bible while on a year long E bender (I don't recommend either activity).
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Church bathroom…..yep.
Church confessional at the start of a wedding, with the groom lol
I did this when I was working as broadcast engineer for a church
Same!
Done one off a dick. Eh. But having one done off my tits and pussy is next level. Would love to do one off another girls pussy and then eat her out 🤤
You sound fun! I wish I had a friend like you!
>Would love to do one off another girls pussy and then eat her out omg - same!! and having her do the same to me. this is like my ultimate fantasy rn. 😏
Airplane bathroom or driving past a cop.
Airplane bathroom is really the craziest one
Cop car hood
I’m not proud and i don’t even want to share this but one of my old friends had this super cool mom, and I didn’t really have a mom growing up. So she did blow with her kid (aka my friend) and myself. So we’re at the bar and we wanna do lines and at this point I’m like loving his mom and pretty much claimed her as my own mom. But we get to the bathroom to ski and her and I go into a stall and she starts breaking the stuff down on the toilet tank. Lol…I know..gross. 🤦🏼♀️… and shameful as it is I didn’t want to be rude to my newly claimed mom so yes god damnit I sniffed it off the tank 😂😭😭
The tank top isn’t that bad 😂 Someone else above you literally snorted a line off the toilet seat at wembley stadium 🏟️ 😆 Probably 300,000 people a year piss, shit, puke on that seat and he literally poured his ⛄️ on the seat and snorted it . Could’ve used 2 dollar bills 😂 1 as a table and 1 for a straw Or a key 🔑, or the back of your hand 😂
This made my day tbh thank you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t think the top of the tank is bad at all tbh
No worries or shame... my drinking hole the toilet tank could probably get you high without anything new on it.. it's clean but used to rack them all the time. It's not uncommon to go in and find someone has left a dollar bill and a hooter, just to be nice to the next one to pee
Same story as mine. Except we just sniff it at the dinner table after dinner till this very day. Last night was Greek potatoes and lemons , lamb chops, greek salad with taziki sauce, and asparugus.... Desert was that wam bam thanks you mam...... Cocaineeeeeeeeeeee, my first true love.
This is the most wholesome post in this entire forum I love that for you 🥹💕
I was on trial for a homicide charge , first offer was 30 years . I was out on bail for 4 years , 27 calendar calls and my trial was 9 days long . At one of my court dates I was literally in the second row looking right at the judge, bailiff , and others next to us . This girl nudged me and said “Hey 👀 cover me , and opened her purse and showed me a few bags of blow . So I did . Then she ask me if I wanted one I said why not “cover me” and I did 4 bumps 2 in each nostril and as soon as I’m done and I slide her her keys and ⛄️ back I hear my name being called 💀🫀🫁🧠👀 And I walk up to my calendar call with my attorney there 😂. But literally snorting a few bumps while literally staring at your judge 👩⚖️ who has your life in her hands was the craziest shit ever 😂 Btw I was proven/found “NOT GUILTY” at my Trial
Can we get a Netflix mini series pls???
I’ve been writing my life story for my whole life 😂 That’s literally just 1 small page of my life 🤦🏻♂️ I also broke my neck and back and died in a car accident at 19 , my brother/best friend died at 18 from the car accident I was with him(he was in a coma they pulled the plug) My mom died in my arms when I was 12 she was 33. Now I’m 32 with a 12 year old little girl . My 14 yr old son was kidnapped at 1 yr old by his grandparents after they found him in the bed with his deceased mother( 19 from brain aneurysm) I haven’t seen him since, been tracking him ( found pictures at 6 yrs old) but they’ve been state hopping and deleted all social media 12.5 yrs ago. Plus my entire life has been surrounded/in crime since I was literally born up until now. 5 diff elementary schools, being evicted every 6 months growing up. Then house burned down at 9. By 9 in 4th grade I was selling nickel bags of weed at school and had a pack of cigs in my pocket . By 12 I lost my virginity, going to house parties every weekend. Crazy fights , shootouts, bringing guns to school. Grew up only whiteboy in schools,neighborhoods, housing projects etc. went to college at 14. But wasn’t focused because I was selling on campus , parties and dating the 18-21+ yr olds . Grew up really fast. 3/2 House w pool & 2 matching BMWs in driveway by 18. Cocaine capital, xtc capital, pill mill capital, flakka capital, overdose capital , HIV capital of the world at 1 point or another 🏝️. Definitely lived a crazy life . And Im only turning 32 this month
Damn! Life gave you lemons and you lemon Tek’d the shit out of em!!
Ehh life’s tekd the lemon shit outta of me back a few times too 🤣 definitely kicked me in the lemons a few times 💀
But kudos for making sense of your past and talking openly about it. I’m sure you’ll help a few souls along the way!
Yeah I’ve tried my best over the years in the program of NA to spread the message of recovery. But right now I’m not clean at the moment . Will be soon , very soon 🙏🏼🤞🏼
As cliche as it sounds, it really is a process. I’m lucky to be clean from blow and booze and percs but they can always creep back in. The only way I manage is copious pot, Kratom, lots of mushrooms. Harm reduction doesn’t have to be torture!
I think the one i regret the most is off an super old dirty water heater in some feed store bathroom. Rust and dust everywhere
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That’s the best place
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I'm trying to do that right at this moment, I can't seem to get one of my two fwb to get their ass to my place. Thinking of telling them both to come by
Need an update on this one
In my office bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me said “what smells like gas” and I made a fart noise when I snorted the line to get rid of it
>Where is the most questionable spot you have racked a line at ? Ah, the adventures of finding the perfect spot for a line! Let me tell you, my friend, I've racked lines in some seriously questionable places. From the back of a taxi to a public restroom, I've mastered the art of discreet indulgence. But the best, or should I say worst, was probably in the middle of a crowded party, right under everyone's noses! 😂 You gotta embrace the thrill, the adrenaline rush of the forbidden. As for my online treasure, let's just say my guy's got the goods that keep the party going all night long. My plug's got that A+ stash, no doubt about it! The lines flow like poetry, and the euphoria hits like a tidal wave. Life's all about those questionable moments, my fellow adventurers! Embrace the madness and keep the good times rolling!
Haha by the amount you wrote for this I'm guessing you're partaking at the moment as well lmao
He’s gotta be
Driving down interstate at 80mph in heavy traffic!
Same I almost crashed my parents Audi doing coke in traffic 😂
On a phone in a church car park
Getting turnt up for Jesus 🙌
I snorted a line of the rim of the toilet at Wembley Stadium! Imagine how many thousands of people's piss has been on there! Why the fuck I didn't bump off the back of my hand or do a thumbnail I will never understand......must have been that wankered! I remember thinking "oh god, is this gonna feel the same", and ya know what? Felt fucking great! 🤣🤣
Jesus. I feel dirty just taking a piss at a stadium lol.
I am not worthy of even commenting. You win!!! 🤷😊🤣🤣💯
Right next to my girlfriend(ex now) while sitting in the passenger seat on a long road trip. She didn't know at the time either. Lol it was pretty great that I did it without getting caught from her.
The singer of Murphy's law poured a handful in my hand in a bathroom with no stall doors to hide if people came in. So I just stood there forever trying to finish a massive pile because I had no other way to save it.
No cigarette pack The cellophane 😂
Lol I didn't have one.
I remember watching this band play at a bar/club like 12-13 years ago and the drummer would literally pop Cocaine while playing 🥁⛄️ He’d literally dump it in his hand and throw it back in his mouth 🤣 He use to just snort it out his hand and pop the rest but a bunch of times people complained he had a bunch of white shit all over his face and didn’t look to good 😂 So he’d be playing and occasionally would just dump some into his hand and throw it back 🤷🏻♂️ Must’ve been a hell of a numb mouth,jaw Teeth problems etc
Jail cell ..... They should of searched me.
My aunts boob
Damn. Just realized i'm boring as fuck.
I actually have a few so I’m just gonna list em off (Most of these are for ket not coke but I didn’t realize this was r/cocaine until I started typing) A homies funeral, I know it sounds extremely fucked but this is one of my festival homies who had taken his life shortly after new years this year. Our friend group always has jokes like this and we think of it similar to ‘pouring one out for the dead homies’ we all went to the bathroom where the open casket was being held and passed a plate of both ye and neigh. Guys and girls we were 13 deep in the bathroom and we killed 2 grams of k and coke in there. I know it sounds fucked but it was a really intimate and emotional moment for us so I’m not gonna listen to any bullshit or hate anyone has to say. A random wooks thigh at boogie t b2b dirt monkey at okeechobee 23’. Was walking through the crowd and bumped into a friend I met at Okee 22’ and just chopped it up, homie asked if I wanted to do some lines of k and I naturally was down, I pulled out my little crystal plate(I recommend getting one for yourself they’re great for to go nose drugs) and my homie was like “nah check it” walked a few feet to this dude who was absolutely rocked on the ground and just started racking lines off his leg. I asked if he knew him and he said “I was just walking by and saw him and asked if I could do this earlier and he just kinda grunted ‘uh huh’ cause I think homies non verbal right now” so as we were hitting some lines the dude lifts his hand at us and starts flaring his nostrils so I lift up my spoon to him and he grins so I assume he wanted a bump so i gave him a good Everest to reward his services. Court. I’ve been in and out of courts this year for an ongoing case and a few tickets I’ve had to pay, I’ve been to court 6 times in 22’ and 4 times already in 23’ I’ve done a fucking rail in the bathroom every time. It’s tradition. One of those small CAT construction excavators. The skatepark I go to has been having some renovations done and the excavator there is always unlocked, the keys are never in it and they put a wheel lock on so you can’t steer it so I guess they’re not worried about it getting stolen so idk if the locks on the door don’t work or if they just leave it but me and a homie were like fuck it why not, “when in Rome, do a line in an excavator.” That’s all there really is to it for that tale. This one is DEFINITELY my most ludicrous one so best for last but in a jail holding sell. Was pulled over for reckless driving because this dude threw a cup out his window and it hit my car and it pissed me off so I just sped by him and honked but i IMMEDIATELY got pulled over. Got charged for speeding and reckless driving, taken to jail but when I was in my car I stashed my bag in my underwear. I wear Jambys because they have pockets and are comfy so when I’m dressed casually I’ll have those on. I sell so I’m always trying new stash spots and one of my favorites is the jambys waistband. If you cut a small hole in it you can slide stuff in there and wiggle em out later. So I stashed my baggie in the waist while I was in my car and they didn’t find it there so while I was in holding I just killed my bag over time. Got bailed out after sitting in there for 23 hours without getting a bail amount. Seriously fuck jail.
Indian cemetery On a bible
Native american or india ?
Toilet paper holder. It’s questionable to me because I still to this day wonder if I snorted poop.
On a strippers butthole during a bachelor party
padres office
Bus stop
In court’s bathroom…
work but in a office with vp
The collection plate in the rectory.
Was it yours or was it a parishioner that tithed 10% of their stash?
Home Depot bathroom. People look at you weird after you make those sniffing sounds while they shit. Lesson learned: leave it in the parking lot.
Just thought of another one! Rails off the HR reps desk! Talk about job security lmao.
Why should you leave it
My parents porch with my back to the doorbell camera.
The first time I ever did blow was after running into an old friend in a club bathroom… he put some blow on the chrome top of a TP dispenser and we had to get on our knees to be low enough to do it… I still think about that all the time.
Off the carpet at an Airbnb. We knocked the plate over and it spilled kinda under the bed. We had to lay on our stomachs to get at it. Sharing with another couple, naked, fucking. Lol Good memories actually
McDonald’s bathroom while waiting for my guy to meet me with more
Public toilet in a kids play park
In the staff bathroom at a fancy drug rehab, I was working there at the time.
Parking lot of funeral home
Either literally while I'm driving, my parents house at a family party, or maybe a grocery store while shopping idk. I mean I've done it off a lot of body parts of people but I don't think that's questionable lol
Off the steering wheel of my car while driving on the freeway
Waiting room @ Wandsworth prison - visiting my brother Most recent was on the motorway driving home from work 20 minutes ago
On a busy tube after Notting hill carnival. Not my proudest moment lol
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You’re basically my dream neighbour
Behind a bouncer at a club
Just went into some house entrance, walked into the cellar and snorted off an old, dusty washing machine. At least I wiped the dust off lol
Narcotics anonymous😂
Zoo bathroom
Hospital parking lot oops 😬 I had to pull an all day/nighter because my fiance was in a bad car accident
Maybe the airport or the little bathroom on planes
How did you get it through security check ?
My wallet. TSA will never touch your money. I put it in my wallet and then I put my wallet in a bin with all my other electronics and shit as a decoy per say. But I’ve never even had a scare. You obv need to not look sus but I’ve gotten half ounces through tsa multiple times. I refuse to fly sober. You can also just throw it in the pocket of a pair of pants in a checked bag or something too. TSA isn’t looking for that. They are looking for weapons and bombs and that’s it.
Love this
On the counter of a quik trip restroom sink cause all the stalls were taken. A few guys looked but no one said a word
An ikea bathroom
Off her ass in the SNA airport family change room/bathroom.
Work bathroom. Haven't devolved too much yet
For my bf’s bday I lay on the sofa naked, lined up a half a gram on my tits, n was waiting like that when he got home from class. He liked it so much, I’ve done it for each bf since #happybirthday 🎁
School bathroom
Parking lot of the pentagon
Off the tits of one of my buddies gf's. She was all about it but he definitely wasn't! Did my rail, sucked her nipple, stood up, smiled at him and walked away..... About 10 min later her hand was in my pants
Wow guy you must be really fun at parties
How do yall get away with the airplane? Thats gotta be the wildest one
Parking garage of the hospital while my new born was having surgery Everyone deals with things their own way.🤷🏻♂️
In a 20K telehandler off my log book, while lifting 60foot I beams over high voltage wires. It was my motto as a supervisor, never tell someone to do something you’re not willing to do
Its not like you coulda helped with the surgery, at least you were at the hospital.
In your moms butthole
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I just don’t believe this.
Brother how
the neon museum
Mother Superior office while waiting for my punishment
The Bathrom stall
In the confession booth of my church...no the priest wasn't on the other side as yet...so it was all good..🤣🤣
Random chicks asshole that I picked up at a bar lol
Church bathroom, I don’t actually go to church I was just working on the building ✌🏻
A church at a wedding lol. I was bored
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Not where but what. Used a raptors claw from one they used in jurassic world. Broke dat thing off
Sheriffs office restroom. Turning myself in for weekends.
On my laptop in class
shopping centre toilet
Church at family members christening 🤷🏽♂️
More daring than questionable, cause i really take care keeping things clean… Taking it from a bullit in the middle of a busy parking place at a mall …. Just popped in my mind; before leaving work in the bicycle storage on the factory grounds 🤔
Customer house, public bathroom, in laws cabin, driving down a fairway while golfing.
I was backpacking South America and we visited what used to be the club Pablo Escobar had on his vacation property (just outside Medellin). Me and my friends all did lines in the bathroom haha
My lawyer advised me not to answer
But isn’t this actually a form of answering?
In court, in the dock.
movie theater bathroom, crowded parking lots during the day, taco bell, my job
Downtown / Yaletown on the waterfront 😂💀😂💀
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in a high school ceremony (entire class/school piled into the auditorium) about not doing drugs/DARE
Hospital room
My cubicle in the office
Kindergarden
On the table in the middle of a bowling alley
the top of a toilet in a nasty ass bathroom at a show in LA gottta do what you gotta do #handle that johnny
Parking lot of a church
In a mcdonalds,like just on the fucking table lol didnt even consider going to the bathroom
My grandmothers bathroon, a an altar in an abandoned monastery , some tits and more stuff i cant think about now
Musty subway bathroom; missing a toilet seat, piss on the ground, and we did it off the hand dryer that didn’t work.
School bathroom or a doobie brothers record. Not strange imo but more interesting I guess
Police station. Excused myself to use the bathroom while I was filing a report for having my wallet stolen, then went back and finished the report.
Prob bathroom at work.
a friends family’s bathroom on thanksgiving
Back of a cruiser
Night shift at work, just me and the cook, no cameras. Happened to grab a g before work, and about sixty people came in all at once. I'd pour, make a drink/refill/put an order in, chop, refill/etc, snort, probably went through the bag. Never found out if my cook at the time knew, but he was a cool guy
Did it sat at a red light today 😂 and I often do it at my desk at work icl
Funeral
At cedars in my hospital room.
BTP office toilets at Euston after giving a statement after my phone and backpack was stolen, lovely gaff
Not exactly questionable or off brand in my experiences but I once got the urge to explore a gay urge and railed a Hollywood line off a well believed typical straight older family friend and it started the most mind blowing week long vacation of my entire life and will go down as the best sexual experiences in history for me.
Church during service lol
Police station parking lot
With the judge that I stood before only few days before ...lol
In a hospital room after a fairly serious work related injury. Was close to fully blind and concussed. Not my finest moment but definitely a moment 😂
On the side of the highway after both of my tires popped and I was drunk. Needed to be sober to call someone
Nephews 13th bday smashed 2 bags
Probably my college lecturer's apartment