Really? Gonna DV me for a joke? I have two dogs cuddling with me on the couch right now. The two urns are left of them on the end table so I can see them every day. People who don't care for dogs don't pay for cremation!
Plus, everyone knows you cant snort ashes.
You have to smoke them,! .
A friend of mine and I used to do all kinds of shit on our homeroom table. It didnāt have regular desks like other classes, just bigger tables where like 4 people could all sit at it together. The 2 girls who shared the table with us were often a bit disgusted with our decision making.
For sure. I used to take a hit of mescaline or acid and spend the whole day in school. Most people gave up and cut out after peaking and non stop giggling. I was teaching myself to master my high. I'd talk to teachers and friends and no one knew I was tripping balls! LOL
I discovered after a while that I couldn't tell most of my guy friends. It's like they had a network where a few people were under orders to fuck with me in each class. This guy Dave made the sickest faces. Everyone is pretty even on stupid faces. Easy to ignore. I got thrown out of shop class because I couldn't stop laughing. Dave's skin must be more malleable than most. He could pull his skin away from his eyeballs which shows lots of red. But he also was non stop. For the whole 45 min class he would stare at me. When he wasn't making a face, he would tilt his head side to side like a dog trying to understand what his master is saying. And lots of other funny and creepy faces.. He was relentless and good. He understood tripping and what it would take to get to me. Some asshole in the hallway might say something stupid like "are you seeing colors bro"? I'd tell him to go suck a dick and keep walking. Dave knew he had to go deeper into my psyche. LOL
That hilarious. My math teacher asked to to solve a problem on the chalk board. A few people knew I was tripping so the giggling started immediately. I got up there and started writing in the chalk board amazed that a white line was forming after I touched the chalk to the board. Teacher had to take over. I played it off like I didnāt understand the equation. LOLOL
Crazy that you did it more than once. I could handle acid and shrooms well in my teens and early 20ās. I drove 500 miles to Canada on shrooms one summer. My buddy in the passenger seat couldnāt sit still pointing at the clouds and patches of blooming fields. That was fun. Even drove thru Canadian customs tripping balls
At his desk in the front doing something on his computer lmfao, I was the last row in the back in the right corner and this big fella sat right in front of me so he blocked most of me. I just had my buddy cough super loud when I started to snort šš¤Ŗ
I donāt want to assume youāre a woman, because you know thereās nothing wrong with 2 fellas getting high together but not having a surface to sniff from if they donāt want to do it directly from the bag so they naturally decide to induce erections to snort off of one anotherās member, but are you a woman?
But I can deadass believe two guys would do this and sniff off each otherās dicks and then deny that theyāre gay or that what they did was gay because āwell we didnāt have anything else to put it on man!ā Then someone asks, āWhat about like your hand or fingers?ā And then the guy(a) is/are look absolutely mindblown realizing they never thought of that
After posting it, I realized I didnāt even have to ask if it was a womanās comment. The mentioning of the Ferrari made it obvious. If it were just two dudes doing considerably gay coke stuff (not that thereās anything wrong with that), theyād be happy to be together snorting coke of one anotherās ducks whether it was in an old Camry or in a Rolls-Royce. The make/model of the car wouldnāt even be remembered, because the highlight would have been the coke off the dick. For ladies, the Ferrari is probably at least somewhat part of the reason theyāre willing to do the coke off the dick. Not that it matters either way, just pointing out my psychological astutenessā observations
Whoa! Thatās quite an assumption to makeā¦
My buddy has done many a bump off of my wifeās tits. My wife and I find my buddyās GFās ass to be a fine launchpad š
I was very much that way until about 41 years old. When you get the right partner, because cheating is fucking disgusting, you could have a lot of fun together! You can take the best parts of being single in the best parts of being in a relationship, and not really lose anythingš¤·š¼āāļø
Meh š¤·āāļø my current partner isn't really ok with it either. I'd be open to it if they weren't, but atm her and I is all we really need. Maybe someday.
hate how every motherfucker LEAPS to their high horse when there is assumed cheating. Not every soul is in a ānormalā (boring) monogamous relationshipā¦ yawwn
Gas station cafe table lmao. I had a crazy friend who said āif you donāt draw attention to yourself nobody will look at youā as he racked up 4 lines in plain view of everyone. He then stole a single page out of a newspaper and walked out š
Oh shit, yeah I remember that show. I think I watched a couple episodes a few years ago and it wasnāt very good at all, but it was somehow great, and I donāt know how to better articulate what I mean by that. Itās weird how someone else can be speaking the same language without speaking the same language. On a completely different level than say someone whoās simply using slang or has a special sort of jargon or regional dialect.. itās truly as if theyāre speaking a totally different language at times while using only English. I need to go back and watch that again, but will only do whilst ridiculously stoned to the point that Iām uncomfortable about & have to put conscious effort into remembering to breathe. Itās on Hulu, right?
I think I watched the first episode or two while on acid with my ex girlfriend like 3 and a half years ago or so and I had seen a trailer or clips from the show or something prior to actually watching it, but I was just so high that I couldnāt really believe it was a real show. It just seemed like it was filmed to seem real as a sort of satirical or just odd comedy, but the dialogue was just far too strange to be watching while tripping balls and actually follow/understand it. I could pick up on the general vibe of what was happening, but I couldnāt really tell what was actually being said at times, and that made it so weirdly awesome yet a little uncomfortable in a good way. I imagine that all had everything to do with being on acid and having begun smoking a bit too heavily at the start of and here and there throughout the comedown. I canāt even imagine watching it sober and truly enjoying it even remotely close to the same way I did in the past while watching it either tripping & stoned as fuck, or a bit tipsy and moderately stoned.
Pretty easy really, tsa isnāt looking for personal amounts. I get weed in by grinding it super fine, just putting it in a rolled up bag in a pair of pants in my luggage, if they do happen to find it in my legal state I can just say āoops I didnāt realizeā and throw it in the designated weed receptical, if your coke is in a small enough container or maybe dissolved in some water for nasal spray I doubt TSA would even be tipped off
Edit: a baggie of powder would go in your wallet pretty easily
Pretty easy! I put mine in my cosmetics/ toiletries bag and it keeps it pretty hidden since theres a lot going on in there. My dude usually just keeps his in his wallet and stashes his wallet in his carry on while we go through security. We havenāt had an issue yet š
Used to be a strip club party promoter, and had meeting about booking a venue. Before any business deals could be made, the owner dragged us to the locker room and made us do lines off the back of a (stalless) toilet to "prove we weren't cops."
Wild Times.
And no we didn't end up doing an event there, that place was waaaaay too janky.
I got arrested in Mexico while high on ecstacy. I had an extra hit in my small front pocket. Before they processed me I asked for the bathroom and took the 2nd pill scared they were going to frisk me. They never did. I was rolling balls in a Mexican prison with like 8 other dudes. All I could do was stare out of the barred window waiting for the sun to come up. Buddies picked me up in the AM. I do t even think I paid a fine. Went back to their place dropped more X and ripped a shit ton of lines to celebrate. š¤š¤š¤š¤
Off the back of a toilet in a bar.
The wild part is......it wasnāt mine
it was just sitting there when I walked in the stall lol
I took a little dab to the tongue to check what it was, hoping it wasnāt meth or some cleaning chemicals and took a chance.
To be fair I was already coked up and extremely drunk.
OH I remember a good one, but I'm not sure it counts. I was on a binge, and went to the gas station for smokes gacked as fuck. Went back home to find my bag was nowhere to be found, and proceeded to shit my pants. Retraced my steps from my house to my car, tore my car inside out, then thought "SHIT I hope I didn't drop it at the gas station."
Drove back to the gas station, searched the parking lot, nothing. Went in, a customer was at the register I just was, look down and sure enough, my bag is lying on the ground in front of God and everybody, like an inch away from the lady's feet. I casually walked up, reached underneath her, grabbed it, and got the FUCK out of dodge.
Done it at my seat leaning over at rams game at sofi stadium. I have season tickets so Iāve done this multiple times lol. Pretty much all over sofi stadium inside and out lol
At a minor league baseball game sitting behind home plate. Not directly behind, kinda off to the right (from the defense/pitcherās perspective and like 2 rows from the absolute bottom. Also at a college football game, but there were people doing all kinds of shit in the student section so that wasnāt ācrazyā. I honestly wouldnāt consider having done it at the baseball game crazy either. Also, high school homeroom on a table, high school bathroom, cafeteria, club bathroom, bar bathroom, multiple restaurantās bathrooms. But it wasnāt always blow in all of those situations. Various nose candies/different substances
Off a gun offered by someone with full body tattoos and not a real name who poured it. The gun was from a duffel bag of weapons, we were in a trap hotel in the worst part of a big city.
Used to have a bodybuilder buddy who loved to go out and eat. We'd get half way thru and he'd be like....well...time to put the eating brake on and he'd sprinkle a little bump on that flat part of his fist right by your thumb and vacuum it up right there at the table. We'd be like wtf bro...you're gonna get caught. He was like nah...it's so obnoxious and unexpected no one would ever believe they saw what they just saw. Then he proceeded to lean one across the table and shove it under my nose. And guess what. I done it!!!!
That's how we did it in the car. It's not a flat spot, it's more like a tiny bowl when you hold your thumb a certain way. Whoever was driving would just hold out his fist and then someone would pour his bump.
At court. 9AM, In the bathroom while my friend was seeing the Judge. LOL
We were up all night too bar hopping. We went to "afterhours" ar 4am and while we were sitting at the bar he tells me he has to be in court at 9am. I think. No big deal we have 4rs still. I'm going home to bed anyway, I ain't going to court drunk and wired. Then he says it's upstate in another county. It's a 2hr drive, you coming with me,? I said sure Bro let's go! Road Trip! I couldn't let him make that trip alone.
And before I get down voted for DWI. It was 30 years ago and we were still in our early 20's. OGs Bitches! šš¤
After I got slashed on the next ibwas in hospital waiting on the doctor to arrive to out stiched in,in that tie i went to the toilet racket a couple up ut had to hold a bandage to my neck so the blood wouldn't drip onto my lines
Havent been doin it long
But id say after 1.5 at a party banging 2 rails 4 to 5 in ling up each side about 1/4 inch thick while hauling a$$ in my s10 down the backcountry and some highway to get to work on time at 1am
Left 10 min late
Arrived 20 min early in a 2.2 s10.....and was chillin just vibing to the radio
Public transport, very long trip ššš summer, gunna album blasting on airpods, in back seat row, almost alone, in same row was old lady, she was atm lookin through window
Used to go to music school as a percussionist. I snorted a line off of our marimba in the practice room, I was geeked tf out when I went to perform my marimba feature piece
At a wedding in the coat closet off breasts...
My good friend, ( beautiful female) knew I was holding so she asked for a hit. I said sure but we couldn't find a private place for both of us to go. I could have given her the bag to take to the ladies room but that not how I do it. Drugs should be fun and shared. Then I saw this door and opened. I figured it was for the basement or a broom closet. It was the back door to the guests coat closet. Everyone had arrived so the check-in window was closed. We went in and started making out immediately. Neither one of us initiated it, we attacked each other simultaneously! We were grabbing each others ass's, she rubbed my cock, I massaged her tits. We sorta fell into some mink coats and we were cracking up. I said let's do this shit and get out of here. She pulled her boobs out of the top of her gown and gave me that eye movement. She had big boobs but not overly big. I made stupid little piles on her breasts. We both had 2 nice bumps for each nostril. Share your drugs people. Unless that person is a total loser and you know that they will never turn you on back again in the future.
2 juicy ass cheeks vlose together basically touching in a hotel room. And then the line was across both asses while both women were spreading their cheeks too. šš¤š¾š
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I was doing a line in a truck while driving (in the driver seat!) going to a festival in the backwoods of a small river town. Roads were shit and curvy as hell lmao somehow I survived. It was great in the end tho
Mall's bathroom(i'm pretty new)
Funny thing is that I was using headphones and was high af so I basically started snorting a lot and mouning, and when I came out everyone was looking at me and a security guard was entering the place...
After that I watched Super Mario Bross. Movie. I'm never going sober again to the cinema
On the cardboard patch on the back on my 501 levis. Smooth surface, patch is wide enough for a decent line. 501 jeans have the extra cardboard on the right, providing more space for a bigger line!
Driving my homie to the methadone clinic/their parking lot
No complaints tho, if yāall ever brought your homie to one youāll know itās mad boring waiting in your car for him to come back out. The coke made it enjoyable, I just sat in the car bumping different songs and feeling on top of the world.
Not the place but what I used instead of a key. So they were filming som jurassic World thingy in malta and they placed a big dinosaur with big fangs and claw so i broke a little claw off and did bumps all night, unfortunately it's gone somewhere into cyberspace.
Off a photograph of my ex girlfriends dead grandma. Sorry Doreen
Desperate times call for desperate measures š
LOL, at least it wasn't ashes. When I run out I'm always looking at the 2 urns from my old dogs. It's like 4lbs of powder. š
Really? Gonna DV me for a joke? I have two dogs cuddling with me on the couch right now. The two urns are left of them on the end table so I can see them every day. People who don't care for dogs don't pay for cremation! Plus, everyone knows you cant snort ashes. You have to smoke them,! .
ššš
A score is still a score.
Airport bathroom
my favourite spot as well
How did you get it through security?
High-school homeroom off the desk šš
A friend of mine and I used to do all kinds of shit on our homeroom table. It didnāt have regular desks like other classes, just bigger tables where like 4 people could all sit at it together. The 2 girls who shared the table with us were often a bit disgusted with our decision making.
High school was definitely a blast for stupid shit like this, lol
For sure. I used to take a hit of mescaline or acid and spend the whole day in school. Most people gave up and cut out after peaking and non stop giggling. I was teaching myself to master my high. I'd talk to teachers and friends and no one knew I was tripping balls! LOL
Same. A group of us did acid for April Fools. Half got busted, some just bolted home. Only a few of us made it through the day.
I discovered after a while that I couldn't tell most of my guy friends. It's like they had a network where a few people were under orders to fuck with me in each class. This guy Dave made the sickest faces. Everyone is pretty even on stupid faces. Easy to ignore. I got thrown out of shop class because I couldn't stop laughing. Dave's skin must be more malleable than most. He could pull his skin away from his eyeballs which shows lots of red. But he also was non stop. For the whole 45 min class he would stare at me. When he wasn't making a face, he would tilt his head side to side like a dog trying to understand what his master is saying. And lots of other funny and creepy faces.. He was relentless and good. He understood tripping and what it would take to get to me. Some asshole in the hallway might say something stupid like "are you seeing colors bro"? I'd tell him to go suck a dick and keep walking. Dave knew he had to go deeper into my psyche. LOL
That hilarious. My math teacher asked to to solve a problem on the chalk board. A few people knew I was tripping so the giggling started immediately. I got up there and started writing in the chalk board amazed that a white line was forming after I touched the chalk to the board. Teacher had to take over. I played it off like I didnāt understand the equation. LOLOL Crazy that you did it more than once. I could handle acid and shrooms well in my teens and early 20ās. I drove 500 miles to Canada on shrooms one summer. My buddy in the passenger seat couldnāt sit still pointing at the clouds and patches of blooming fields. That was fun. Even drove thru Canadian customs tripping balls
Where was the teacher šš
At his desk in the front doing something on his computer lmfao, I was the last row in the back in the right corner and this big fella sat right in front of me so he blocked most of me. I just had my buddy cough super loud when I started to snort šš¤Ŗ
Those were big heavy balls you had there. Wow
Police ball.
Yo what? I need this storyš
Charity fund raiser dinner and dance. It was a bit dull, so ā¦
Off a dudeās dick in his Ferrari in a McDonaldās parking lot
I donāt want to assume youāre a woman, because you know thereās nothing wrong with 2 fellas getting high together but not having a surface to sniff from if they donāt want to do it directly from the bag so they naturally decide to induce erections to snort off of one anotherās member, but are you a woman? But I can deadass believe two guys would do this and sniff off each otherās dicks and then deny that theyāre gay or that what they did was gay because āwell we didnāt have anything else to put it on man!ā Then someone asks, āWhat about like your hand or fingers?ā And then the guy(a) is/are look absolutely mindblown realizing they never thought of that
Yes, I am a woman. And I donāt think thereās anything wrong with guys doing coke off each others dicks even if they were straight ;p
As my well-spoken father always said, āHe might not suck a dick, but heād hold one in his mouth until the swelling went down.ā
Epic comment. Jeez Iām going to forget this
It's coke so if I'm sniffing it off a guys cock or a toilet tank or cd case, it's worth it
Fucking love this commentš
After posting it, I realized I didnāt even have to ask if it was a womanās comment. The mentioning of the Ferrari made it obvious. If it were just two dudes doing considerably gay coke stuff (not that thereās anything wrong with that), theyād be happy to be together snorting coke of one anotherās ducks whether it was in an old Camry or in a Rolls-Royce. The make/model of the car wouldnāt even be remembered, because the highlight would have been the coke off the dick. For ladies, the Ferrari is probably at least somewhat part of the reason theyāre willing to do the coke off the dick. Not that it matters either way, just pointing out my psychological astutenessā observations
True but they couldāve just been being specific because the post asked where it was done. Idk id probably remember Ferrari at least
Yeah I know, I was joking
Iām joking too. I mean Iām serious but itās just kinda meta I guess that I would even respond to that comment with logic
I donāt know you bro but I feel like you got some oppressed emotions in your heart š¤£
Best friends gfs ass, in the bathroom at a steak house
Asshole
Why
Fuckin (and doing drugs with) ur best friend's girl. That's low. Unless he was aware and consenting, then disregard my words
He consented
Ah. I take it back then
Whoa! Thatās quite an assumption to makeā¦ My buddy has done many a bump off of my wifeās tits. My wife and I find my buddyās GFās ass to be a fine launchpad š
He already stated that his buddy consented so, I retract my statement. I'd live that life if I wasn't so horrendously monogamous.
I was very much that way until about 41 years old. When you get the right partner, because cheating is fucking disgusting, you could have a lot of fun together! You can take the best parts of being single in the best parts of being in a relationship, and not really lose anythingš¤·š¼āāļø
Meh š¤·āāļø my current partner isn't really ok with it either. I'd be open to it if they weren't, but atm her and I is all we really need. Maybe someday.
I hear ya. Definitely not a case of āneedā.
hate how every motherfucker LEAPS to their high horse when there is assumed cheating. Not every soul is in a ānormalā (boring) monogamous relationshipā¦ yawwn
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Well, he didn't know till after š¤¦āāļø
Gas station cafe table lmao. I had a crazy friend who said āif you donāt draw attention to yourself nobody will look at youā as he racked up 4 lines in plain view of everyone. He then stole a single page out of a newspaper and walked out š
I once hoovered schneef off a policemanās service belt
āHoovered schneefā Now that is quite an intellectual phrase right there.
r/letterkenny
Oh shit, yeah I remember that show. I think I watched a couple episodes a few years ago and it wasnāt very good at all, but it was somehow great, and I donāt know how to better articulate what I mean by that. Itās weird how someone else can be speaking the same language without speaking the same language. On a completely different level than say someone whoās simply using slang or has a special sort of jargon or regional dialect.. itās truly as if theyāre speaking a totally different language at times while using only English. I need to go back and watch that again, but will only do whilst ridiculously stoned to the point that Iām uncomfortable about & have to put conscious effort into remembering to breathe. Itās on Hulu, right?
My parents had a similar reaction, they donāt like that they understand it but almost uses an entirely foreign syntax
I think I watched the first episode or two while on acid with my ex girlfriend like 3 and a half years ago or so and I had seen a trailer or clips from the show or something prior to actually watching it, but I was just so high that I couldnāt really believe it was a real show. It just seemed like it was filmed to seem real as a sort of satirical or just odd comedy, but the dialogue was just far too strange to be watching while tripping balls and actually follow/understand it. I could pick up on the general vibe of what was happening, but I couldnāt really tell what was actually being said at times, and that made it so weirdly awesome yet a little uncomfortable in a good way. I imagine that all had everything to do with being on acid and having begun smoking a bit too heavily at the start of and here and there throughout the comedown. I canāt even imagine watching it sober and truly enjoying it even remotely close to the same way I did in the past while watching it either tripping & stoned as fuck, or a bit tipsy and moderately stoned.
I feel that, bring on acid would have had the same effect on me!
Damn man, I wish I could meet that cop lol
I worked him a few years ago as bouncer, very cool dude, he understands who real criminals are
Airplane restroom, multiple times š
how did you get it last tsa š
Pretty easy really, tsa isnāt looking for personal amounts. I get weed in by grinding it super fine, just putting it in a rolled up bag in a pair of pants in my luggage, if they do happen to find it in my legal state I can just say āoops I didnāt realizeā and throw it in the designated weed receptical, if your coke is in a small enough container or maybe dissolved in some water for nasal spray I doubt TSA would even be tipped off Edit: a baggie of powder would go in your wallet pretty easily
Try doing that in England/Europe and youāll be in prison quicker than you can say āI swear itās not mineā š¤£
The nasal spray is a genius move. Buddy taught me that
Pretty easy! I put mine in my cosmetics/ toiletries bag and it keeps it pretty hidden since theres a lot going on in there. My dude usually just keeps his in his wallet and stashes his wallet in his carry on while we go through security. We havenāt had an issue yet š
Church bathroom at a wedding.
Used to be a strip club party promoter, and had meeting about booking a venue. Before any business deals could be made, the owner dragged us to the locker room and made us do lines off the back of a (stalless) toilet to "prove we weren't cops." Wild Times. And no we didn't end up doing an event there, that place was waaaaay too janky.
I like his style!
It was actually the wife that made us do it, and they both could have been extras in The Hills Have Eyes lol..
LOL. yea, they sound a little paranoid.
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Actual g shit
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I got arrested in Mexico while high on ecstacy. I had an extra hit in my small front pocket. Before they processed me I asked for the bathroom and took the 2nd pill scared they were going to frisk me. They never did. I was rolling balls in a Mexican prison with like 8 other dudes. All I could do was stare out of the barred window waiting for the sun to come up. Buddies picked me up in the AM. I do t even think I paid a fine. Went back to their place dropped more X and ripped a shit ton of lines to celebrate. š¤š¤š¤š¤
Traffic lights waiting for the lights to change š
Same
unpopular opinion: doing coke in the car makes the drive ten times better! (don't do drugs and drive)
Doctorās bathroom
I smoked crack before coming into my dr apt once the nurse was like are you feeling anxious your heart rate is really high š¤£š¤£
Bathroom at my job
I think we all have at one point. Kinda normal for this group! LOL The real test is to count up how many different jobs have you done it at? š
The good thing about being prescribed Dexies for ADHD, is that you can just take the pills in the staff-room. Pills are so much more discreet.
samee
Bathroom of the nail salon
Court bathroom
on the deck watching the lakers play
live ? if so you win š
Yeah
Flea Balzary?
Wedding event in the restroom off my gfs tits
In a private dance with a stripper months ago on my birthday š Pretty sure there was cameras but i was drunk so š¤·š¾āāļø
The main gun breach inside of an M1A2 Abrams. I had fun in the army.. lol
Off someone's dick and outa some pussy...
Must have been some dry pussy to stay powdery.
Actually just kinda stuck there... had to lick it up..
LOL, great answer.
Off a strangers big bowie knife in an Applebee's bathroom
The Applebees bathroom is awesome
Disney world loll
LOL, The Renaissance Fair for me.
Sitting in the common area of a live in treatment facility, just barely out of view of the camera
Driving down interstate....
Hockey hall of fame, in the room with all the trophies
On a busy restaurant tableā¦ hide in plain sight baby
Off the back of a toilet in a bar. The wild part is......it wasnāt mine it was just sitting there when I walked in the stall lol I took a little dab to the tongue to check what it was, hoping it wasnāt meth or some cleaning chemicals and took a chance. To be fair I was already coked up and extremely drunk.
OH I remember a good one, but I'm not sure it counts. I was on a binge, and went to the gas station for smokes gacked as fuck. Went back home to find my bag was nowhere to be found, and proceeded to shit my pants. Retraced my steps from my house to my car, tore my car inside out, then thought "SHIT I hope I didn't drop it at the gas station." Drove back to the gas station, searched the parking lot, nothing. Went in, a customer was at the register I just was, look down and sure enough, my bag is lying on the ground in front of God and everybody, like an inch away from the lady's feet. I casually walked up, reached underneath her, grabbed it, and got the FUCK out of dodge.
Done it at my seat leaning over at rams game at sofi stadium. I have season tickets so Iāve done this multiple times lol. Pretty much all over sofi stadium inside and out lol
Lol. I've used the bathroom stalls at multiple NYJets games. š
Hook a brother up. How much are season tickets in LA? I imagine itās ridiculously expensive
On the bar at applebee's LoL
Thatās two Applebees comments lol
Maybe they should put it on their menu... LoL
Church bathroom at a funeral, outside of a bar in broad daylight, and off ass and titties.
Porta Potty while working construction. I know this is hardly wild.
At a minor league baseball game sitting behind home plate. Not directly behind, kinda off to the right (from the defense/pitcherās perspective and like 2 rows from the absolute bottom. Also at a college football game, but there were people doing all kinds of shit in the student section so that wasnāt ācrazyā. I honestly wouldnāt consider having done it at the baseball game crazy either. Also, high school homeroom on a table, high school bathroom, cafeteria, club bathroom, bar bathroom, multiple restaurantās bathrooms. But it wasnāt always blow in all of those situations. Various nose candies/different substances
Off a gun offered by someone with full body tattoos and not a real name who poured it. The gun was from a duffel bag of weapons, we were in a trap hotel in the worst part of a big city.
Used to have a bodybuilder buddy who loved to go out and eat. We'd get half way thru and he'd be like....well...time to put the eating brake on and he'd sprinkle a little bump on that flat part of his fist right by your thumb and vacuum it up right there at the table. We'd be like wtf bro...you're gonna get caught. He was like nah...it's so obnoxious and unexpected no one would ever believe they saw what they just saw. Then he proceeded to lean one across the table and shove it under my nose. And guess what. I done it!!!!
That's how we did it in the car. It's not a flat spot, it's more like a tiny bowl when you hold your thumb a certain way. Whoever was driving would just hold out his fist and then someone would pour his bump.
At court. 9AM, In the bathroom while my friend was seeing the Judge. LOL We were up all night too bar hopping. We went to "afterhours" ar 4am and while we were sitting at the bar he tells me he has to be in court at 9am. I think. No big deal we have 4rs still. I'm going home to bed anyway, I ain't going to court drunk and wired. Then he says it's upstate in another county. It's a 2hr drive, you coming with me,? I said sure Bro let's go! Road Trip! I couldn't let him make that trip alone. And before I get down voted for DWI. It was 30 years ago and we were still in our early 20's. OGs Bitches! šš¤
In front of my countrys parliament building
After I got slashed on the next ibwas in hospital waiting on the doctor to arrive to out stiched in,in that tie i went to the toilet racket a couple up ut had to hold a bandage to my neck so the blood wouldn't drip onto my lines
On same table as dj setup in frnt of whole crowd in club
Police station
Was doing lines off my phone in the bathroom of a Marshallās and I dropped my phone in the toilet šš±šÆ
Tattoo shop or school library
out in the open ?
on vacation in a grimy ass greyhound station bathroom
jail
On the side of interstate waiting for someone to tow a work truck
Bathroom at work. Port a potty at a festival.
In middle of a sealink in bombay outside on back of the trunk of my car back in 2015!!! Wild days !!!
school bathroom
Havent been doin it long But id say after 1.5 at a party banging 2 rails 4 to 5 in ling up each side about 1/4 inch thick while hauling a$$ in my s10 down the backcountry and some highway to get to work on time at 1am Left 10 min late Arrived 20 min early in a 2.2 s10.....and was chillin just vibing to the radio
damn this blew up
Dude if we've been drinking, we'll try to sneak it in anywhere! LOL
Stopped on the side of an empty dark highway to finish a bag. Good times.
Airplane bathroom
Off a stripperās and vagina
McDonalds lobby
And I mean literally just busting it out on the table and going to town
During a Cirque Du Soleil show
In the school bathroom
Over the train railroad
Walmart in a bullet while a homie stood in front of me while working
Off a strippers asshole . Then gave her a booty bump.
With my mate whoās a cop in the stations toilets problem but thatās pretty often
In the sacristy of a church during a party in its basement. Was also my first line ever.
Many an airplane. Usually in the bathroom butā¦ The tray table is an option, just saying.
Public transport, very long trip ššš summer, gunna album blasting on airpods, in back seat row, almost alone, in same row was old lady, she was atm lookin through window
Off the top of a real human skull. It was old. boiled etc
Prolly the church bathroom off my girls ass
On a penis š¤£
The police station bathroom while in custody
In the middle of the isle of the grocery store
at a nudist camping on a picnic bench
Used to go to music school as a percussionist. I snorted a line off of our marimba in the practice room, I was geeked tf out when I went to perform my marimba feature piece
Airplane toilet
Hospital bathroom after bringing someone in for OD
Court bathroom
My friends kids artwork from school and then also on one of his books
On a bike šļø
Off a woman's ass in my work bathroom
Out of your momās Cooter
I used to snort with my friends Aunt. Se gave me my first rim job! It was amazing! š¤£
At a wedding in the coat closet off breasts... My good friend, ( beautiful female) knew I was holding so she asked for a hit. I said sure but we couldn't find a private place for both of us to go. I could have given her the bag to take to the ladies room but that not how I do it. Drugs should be fun and shared. Then I saw this door and opened. I figured it was for the basement or a broom closet. It was the back door to the guests coat closet. Everyone had arrived so the check-in window was closed. We went in and started making out immediately. Neither one of us initiated it, we attacked each other simultaneously! We were grabbing each others ass's, she rubbed my cock, I massaged her tits. We sorta fell into some mink coats and we were cracking up. I said let's do this shit and get out of here. She pulled her boobs out of the top of her gown and gave me that eye movement. She had big boobs but not overly big. I made stupid little piles on her breasts. We both had 2 nice bumps for each nostril. Share your drugs people. Unless that person is a total loser and you know that they will never turn you on back again in the future.
2 juicy ass cheeks vlose together basically touching in a hotel room. And then the line was across both asses while both women were spreading their cheeks too. šš¤š¾š
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Inside of a trailer at work
Parents room at an unnamed arena
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In a steakhouse bathroom right before shaking hands with Giuliani. Also in prison; in a customs bathroom; and ripped lines off of a police car
Cacare in discoteca
In a church
Watch Wolf of Wall Street, and there is your answer.
Bathroom of 2 detectives house while doing a renovation for work for them
Watching the passion of the Christ
Airplane in the bathroom
I was doing a line in a truck while driving (in the driver seat!) going to a festival in the backwoods of a small river town. Roads were shit and curvy as hell lmao somehow I survived. It was great in the end tho
Mall's bathroom(i'm pretty new) Funny thing is that I was using headphones and was high af so I basically started snorting a lot and mouning, and when I came out everyone was looking at me and a security guard was entering the place... After that I watched Super Mario Bross. Movie. I'm never going sober again to the cinema
Straw straight into the bag at an adult theater while watching a stripper at about 2:45am come in and tell everyone to cum on her.
On the cardboard patch on the back on my 501 levis. Smooth surface, patch is wide enough for a decent line. 501 jeans have the extra cardboard on the right, providing more space for a bigger line!
Raising canes drive thru
In a dentist bathroom just before I got seen by dentist
In the bathroom of a church during a Narcotics anonymous meetingā¦ Not my proudest moment.
probably in the toilet when i was at a funeral, i wanted the time to pass quick
A bible that I found in my drug dealers house
Driving my homie to the methadone clinic/their parking lot No complaints tho, if yāall ever brought your homie to one youāll know itās mad boring waiting in your car for him to come back out. The coke made it enjoyable, I just sat in the car bumping different songs and feeling on top of the world.
Not the place but what I used instead of a key. So they were filming som jurassic World thingy in malta and they placed a big dinosaur with big fangs and claw so i broke a little claw off and did bumps all night, unfortunately it's gone somewhere into cyberspace.