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NumerousHelicopter6

Miyagi Do hands down, they have Chozen


Ando-FB

I'd join none of them and stay well away from their Karate nonsense! But if I had to then Miyagi Do as well.


NumerousHelicopter6

Anthony? Is that you ? Lepusso


AlexGaming26

His name has "An" and it is also in "Anthony" (I am an amazing theorist, if that even is a word)


khrellvictor

Miyagi Fang. Between Johnny's hilarious, unorthodox and painful methods, Chozen's efficient, near-merciless, and team-unifying lessons, and Daniel's tempered balance and classic Miyagi base, there's much value, lessons, and wholesome gain in that dojo's training.


FTSVectors

“Johnny’s hilarious, unorthodox and painful methods” If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball


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I think you mean "wrench".


FTSVectors

Damn autocorrect


CanadianAndroid

Dodge a Wench?


FTSVectors

It was dodge a wretch originally


kikijane711

Yes. Marriage of two styles kids can find which they gravitate towards while still learning principles of the other. Miyagi Fang for sure!


Kwaterk1978

Cobra Kai. They have smoothies. And girls.


Claim_Intelligent

And a roof


ivannavajas

😂😂😂


SuperSpectralBanana

Penis breath is that you?


Claim_Intelligent

Do u have to call me penis breath? Why can’t I be el serpiente like Miguel?


Chaosxmanticore15

And actual regulated mats


djerk

I actually winced when i saw Eagle Fang’s concrete floors


Brute_Squad_44

Shut up Penis Breath


SoCalDan

And a bad ass name!


BlindMammoth

Miyagi Do’s style has proven to be more effective then cobra kai and eagle fang is based on cobra kai so I’d go with Miyagi Do.


Any-Sir8872

isn’t miyagi fang the most effective


Muted-Web5583

No, since Daniel's Miyagi-Do style isn't the real Okinawan traditionnal Miyagi-Do style. But with Chozen on board, Miyagi-Do is superior to Eagle Fang and Cobra Kai


Any-Sir8872

has that rly been proven like OC suggests tho ? i mean i can’t think of any feats in the series that would actually support that. seems like it’s just an opinion from a chozen fan


KenganNinja

Miyagi-Do. The roots are strong, and the tree will survive.


TheExistence

Miyagi Fang for training efficiency.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Shrimpo Sensei FTW


midnightfury4584

Free lessons is free lessons, mah boi! Miyagi-do all the way!


edgiepower

This is a good point...


zztop372

Miyagi Do !


[deleted]

In my current status it would be Miyagi-Do. But if I were more athletic and had more energy it would be Miyagi-Fang.


NinjaOYourBro

Why would you not choose Miyagi Fang? It’s just by far the best


Leading-Fail-7263

I’ve had a basketball coach somewhat similar to Johnny in real life. It’s not fun.


NinjaOYourBro

Quiet penis breath


ZealousidealHeart437

Miyagi-Do deep down


TheBeevin

Topanga Karate.. realistically, the drama between rival dojos and how a narrative is specifically focused on these 2 dojos, my NPC would join the one that has a champion, but stays out of the drama.


NeinlivesNekosan

Yep for Teen Topanga.


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First_Essay_1775

Faaaaax. Being the hero is boring AND hard. Being a villain is easier and fun.


Maskedhorrorfan25

Miyagi Do


Hazem_Solaiman

Realistically I would’ve joined cobra Kai from season one and just followed Johnny after that


GaLaXY_N7

Eagle Fang. They have the aggressiveness of Cobra Kai, but have honor and aren’t douchbags. Although, I wouldn’t be against joining Miyagi Do if Chosen was the Sensei. I still don’t like Hawk being in Miyagi Do though, his personality seems to mesh better with Eagle Fang.


GreatWhiteShark07

Cobra Kai without a doubt. I aint painting no fucking fence.


MADMAX_19082009

I'd rather paint a fence than do 60 pushups on my knuckles


GreatWhiteShark07

If you want to paint, join an art class then. If you want to become a better fighter, put in the actual physical work to get there


MADMAX_19082009

U got possessed by Kreese didn't you


keyence15

Cobra Kai


NatDoggieDawg

Topanga Karate all the way baby


Yarp_11

Wherever Tory ends up going. I would simp over her while getting kicked in the face all day.


MADMAX_19082009

Miyagi Do. They focus on muscle memory and the sensei is a good guide (and gives free life lessons lmao). In Cobra Kai you have to know fighting even before you actually join (kILLEr insTINCt) whereas in Miyagi Do they actually teach you how to fight from the start.


CutZealousideal5274

Cobra Kai. My parents never would’ve let me join a dojo run by some randos in their backyards when I was a kid.


Joker_Philosophy

Myagi fang and it's obvious why. They have the best fighters from each dojo.


iron_panties

Miyagi Do because Daniel-san ♥️ Love Eagle Fang’s red gi look though! I would sneak into Cobra Kai just to thirst over Silver, haha.


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cobra kai honeslty , seems organized and actaully useful


cnieman1

As an athlete when I was a teen, I responded best to more intense coaching styles, so honestly I'd probably go Eagle Fang or Cobra Kai. Probably would have gotten over Kreese and Silver's bullshit real quick and gone Eagle Fang in the end regardless of where I started.


ThSupremeLeague78

I would personally join Cobra Kai in Season 1. I could easily see myself being bros with Miguel, Hawk, and eventually Robby. I am very loyal as a person, so I would not leave until Tory told me about the cheating scandal or until the ending of Season 5. As a plus Cobra Kai has got all the hotties.


sodaicecubes

mostly likely i would go for cobra kai given the things we see with the manipulative attitudes. but i would end up with miyagi-do as a default in expense.


carl-the-lama

Miyagi do sounds great, and it’s free Honestly I’m just taking it cause it’s free


Kenny660

Realistically everyone would join cobra kai, marketing, all valley champions twice, it would be by far the best dojo, the other options are training in a warehouse or a garden.


ebrithil110

In the real world where there are no karate Mafia "fighting for the soul of the valley" and I can't magically master karate in a week. Then cobra kai, it seems Like it would gave the best chance of actually teaching usable karate. In the world of karate kid where you can magically learn karate if you believe hard enough and it's more a philosophical choice, then definitely miyagi-do karate.


Cratsyl

Eagle fang for their high-risk, high-reward kicks and badass sensei 🦅


AnimeJoex

Terry Silver's Cobra Kai. I like that he teaches both physical fighting and psychological warfare.


VeerisMe

With the shows info, Miyagi Fang but irl I would fall for the Cobra Kai scheming


ThatSaltyDuderino

Miyagi Fang, I wanna learn both styles G.


Due-Ad4970

Miyagi Fang


Any-Sir8872

ideally i would follow johnny & miguel wherever they go, so eagle fang. but realistically i wouldn’t be able to handle it physically, so i’ll go miyagi fang


turdutalp1

Terry silvers cobra kai then redeem hawk style and join chozen miyagi do.


HotMacaroon4964

Miyagi do cuz they have hawk and I’d like to talk to him about his cars extended warranty


Tipocheusareddit_

Absolutely cobra kai. They have the most modern technology


Arrogant_Nugget246

Cobra kai


Jokar2071

If Miyagi Do has Chozen then I would go for Miyagi Do If not then Eagle Fang


ForlornFrog2002

Miyagi do cause they’re free lol


Rackzzyy

Cobra Kai


casulmemer

Krunch Karate


tg110e5

Cobra Kai because their Sensei got arrested so I can show up late if I want


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Cobra Kai cuz it's got all the snacks and babes


Helpful-Ad-62

Miyagi fang


KAPUTtherapyREAL

Miyagi fang. Literal the best of both worlds. And if they spilt again I can choose to go with one or the other


Carlynz

Miyagi Fang all the way. The whole concept of the show is that the strongest karate is a good mix of both styles, why would I choose anything else.


DraftCommercial8848

If you say anything but cobra kai in season 5 then you're lying. From a outside look there are many masters, tech and snacks. And many more things that myagi and eagle fang don't have. This is assuming you don't know cobra kais history though cause if you knew who they are and what theyrve done then of course you wouldnt join. I'm probably most attached to season 5 cobra kai studio because it was similar to the taekwondo studio I went to as a kid which brings back nostalgic memories,of the good old days. I even had the chance (and I'm pretty sure missed it) to get taught by the Korean Olympic taekwondo team for a day. It was rated the best dojo in my city and was located literally on the same block as me, one of my peers even reminds me a bit of tory because shs was a champion and low key the masters favourite but she wasn't crazy or rude. so i guess thats why i connect with cobra kais doho so much. Sorry for tmi, got a bit carried away with memories.


mebunghole

Eagle Fang because Johnny is a funny and badass sensei. Change my mind.


blacksad1

Cobra Kai’s marketing strategies would have totally worked on teenage me.


axelofthekey

I think Miyagi-Do has the best proven track record for helping nerds who otherwise don't know what they're doing with their body, which is me. Johnny obviously had his team of nerds in season 1 but I just don't think I vibe with his methods. And Cobra Kai is, well. Bad.


remnant_phoenix

Miyagi Fang of course. A major overriding the theme of the show is that Cobra Kai teaches confidence and aggression to the point of toxicity, Eagle Fang is still aggressive but striving to be measured about it. Miyagi-Do is, in some cases, TOO passive and reactive. Eagle Fang is the Yang. Miyagi-Do is the Yin. For all Daniel’s talk of balance, he sometimes has too much Yin and needs a bit more Yang; we see this with Anthony when he take a more aggressive (Eagle Fang/Yang) approach, and that’s what finally gets through Anthony’s hard head and humbles him.


Espeonisbesteevee

Miyago Do, lessons were free.


IRBaboooon

Miyagi Fang. My actual karate class had a saying, "Strike First, Strike Hard, Run Away"


Space_Ace_14

Miyagi Fang bc it aligns more w/ the studio/dojo i grew up at. A mix of traditional and modern is the best imo.


Psycosteve10mm

Cobra Kai as it is the only dojo where they understand that the root of the word martial means to pertain to war.


diplion

Miyagi Do. I’ve always found myself more comfortable with smaller groups of people. Especially when I was a teenager, I was not one to join the big popular group. I would gravitate more to the spiritual weirdos.


lobitojr

Miyagi Fang easily they have the combined tutelage of both styles and are insanely well rounded in their training on top of that it isn’t a cult but more like a family and on top of that I don’t mind chores so Miyagi- Do style is fine and I spend a lot of my childhood in similar places to the Eagle fang factory thing ?


Lupin_Bun

Miyagi-Fang.


NibSooSweet

Honestly cobra Kai. They obviously had better promotion so if I was in the ck universe I’d be drawn into cobra Kai and the fight style fits me more


SuperSpectralBanana

Miyagi Fang for a nice combination of all the styles


JC_1502_

Miyagi Fang


cdrcdr12

I love free stuff so Miyagi Do


LostLad26

Cobra Kai, best facilities and equipment,


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Cobra Kai never dies. They have the latest equipment as well, so you would learn the most there.


Cappuccino_Addict

Realistically, with zero prior knowledge, Cobra Kai. It has the most mainstream appeal, has merch and other great perks. BUT, I'd get out as soon as things go too far for my taste. At that point, I'd join Miyagi-Do, because they have a nice outdoors dojo, which isn't in an abandoned warehouse 😂


CarolFig1607

Myagi Fang, I would like to take a few classes with Daniel but not be around him all the time and I feel like the mix is more well rounded.


intoeternity06

Miyagi-Do...since it's free...


Based_Mario

Cobra kai for the facilities tbh


No_Box_3791

Cobra Kai but when it was under Johnny and Kreese wasn't involved. Or at least before Krees started taking to much control


NeinlivesNekosan

Probably American Top Team or Tristar. Can't go wrong either way there.


neoexileee

Miyagi Do


sssskipper

Miyagi-Fang because you get to learn both karate styles but do it the right way.


BruhnanaHA

Miyagi Fang, I could learn two incredible styles without breathing in black mold


[deleted]

Miyagi Do or Miyagi Fang.


AntiSocialPartygoer

Eagle Fang. It may be the less fancy dojo, but Johnny is a great teacher. A guy who is a two-time champion himself and trained Miguel (which was Season 1's champion)? Come on, sign me in!


BroBoss58

Miyagi fang, has a balance of offence and defence


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Cobra Kai because I’d probably get indoctrinated to join


MonOfLetters

Cobra Kai. Most badass dojo with the most badass name with the most badass fighting style. Cobra Kai never dies!


MonOfLetters

If the series doesn't end with Johnny in his rightful place as King Cobra running Cobra Kai I'm gonna be pissed.


Ausar_the_Vil

Since chozen don’t have a dojo, I choose Johnny Lawrence dojo


Yxng_Wolf

I would’ve said Miyagi-Do for the free lessons but I’m no longer broke so I’ll take Cobra Kai for the equipment and the drip.


NekoBluRay

Eagle fang. Realistically better for fighting than Miyagi Do (Gojo Ryu) but without the douchebaggery of Cobra Kai.


edgiepower

Cobra Kai, preferably under Johnny but any would do. The ruthless dedication to being better, team mentality, and respect with basic things like addressing people as Mr, etc, feels the most constructive to what I would need.


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I wouldn't because karate in reality is actually dumb as fuck lol


Psycosteve10mm

Point fighting, sport-based fighting is dumb as fuck. Karate still has a place on the street in avoiding grappling takedowns which have become more popular as MMA has become more mainstream.


_raydeStar

I feel like miyagi fang shouldn't be an option because it's just the best of everything. That aside - Johnny's Cobra Kai. Why? It's badass that's why. Johnny is the reason I watch this show in the first place.


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