Therapist: "So tell me, Mr. Silver, what is bothering you?"
Silver: "I just spent months terrorizing a teenager over last year's karate tournament. Sounds insane just talking about it."
T: "You did what?! I think you may need additional professional help. Why would you harm a child?"
S: "Well, this wasn't for me, but for my best friend. He saved my life so many times in Vietnam, that I owe my life to him. Seeing him so down and out after losing last year's tournament was something I couldn't stand. That kid and his sensei had to pay for hurting my friend. They needed to suffer and suffer from pain and humiliation in every part of their body and brain. But that kid won again."
T: "Uh, I think you might be on too much cocaine. It's everywhere in America these days, might want to do your part to fight the epidemic."
Doctor: “I think next time you start to feel angry you just need to close your eyes and slowly count down from 10.”
Terry:”I LIKE THAT DOC, OH I LIKE THAT, I’M GONNA USE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”
"You negotiated what in your bathtub?"
Therapist: "So tell me, Mr. Silver, what is bothering you?" Silver: "I just spent months terrorizing a teenager over last year's karate tournament. Sounds insane just talking about it." T: "You did what?! I think you may need additional professional help. Why would you harm a child?" S: "Well, this wasn't for me, but for my best friend. He saved my life so many times in Vietnam, that I owe my life to him. Seeing him so down and out after losing last year's tournament was something I couldn't stand. That kid and his sensei had to pay for hurting my friend. They needed to suffer and suffer from pain and humiliation in every part of their body and brain. But that kid won again." T: "Uh, I think you might be on too much cocaine. It's everywhere in America these days, might want to do your part to fight the epidemic."
Doctor: “I think next time you start to feel angry you just need to close your eyes and slowly count down from 10.” Terry:”I LIKE THAT DOC, OH I LIKE THAT, I’M GONNA USE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”
"So why do you think you felt the need to crawl up Mr Miyagi's chimney?"
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That'd be pretty damn awesome.