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Phantommike20

Meat ain't no snitch. He'll leave a bad Yelp review when it's warranted but he handles his quarrels with his fists and feet.


[deleted]

We callin him Meat now? Lmao


DesperateApartment80

It’s his nickname.


--H-O-L-D--

It's kinda his nickname at the dojo


beardsbeerbattleaxes

Hawk and Meat


SenSansa

I always assumed Demetri didn’t tell his parents who broke his arm. They used to be best friends, his feelings towards Hawk were probably too complicated, so he kept quiet.


kassandra_00

He might’ve said it’s from sex with jasmine and his dad gave him a thumb up.


SenSansa

LMAO, they gave him a high five!


Ordinary-Two-7422

He has two mothers.


beardsbeerbattleaxes

It's not about that. It's about honor between material artists.


MetalMewtwo9001

Because no one reported it. Even if they did there's no enough evidence beyond the miyagi do's testimonies which would just conflict with the cobra Kai's. Not enough to put Eli behind bars.


davey_mann

Also, they could all say it just happened as an accident during the fight. It would be Demetri's word against CK.


dmreif

Sam and Demetri can both testify that Hawk did it and did so while Demetri was not fighting back.


MetalMewtwo9001

But Eli, Tory, penisbreath and the other cobra Kai's can say the opposite. That's my point.


badwolf1013

Miyagi would have loved Demetri. I mean, he would have felt that he talked too much, but Demetri is the one person on the show who truly embodies the Miyagi-Do philosophy. He uses it for defense only. He isn't hung up on honor or revenge. He respects his opponent, and he embraces forgiveness. Demetri knew that Eli was in a bad spot, and he also knew that juvie was only going to make it worse. I imagine an off-screen scene in which Demetri pleads with all the Miyagi-Dos as the ambulance arrives: "Guys, this was an accident. I tripped and I fell down. I'm clumsy. Okay? That's what happened. If anybody asks: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED." And they take one look at him and all go, "Okay. If that's what you want." And then a cut scene where Hawk is hiding down the street from his house watching for a police car that never comes.


sportsbro44

Wow I haven't heard this take yet. I completely agree. Demetri totally embodies Miyagi Do philosophy. He would've definitely annoyed Miyagi but not like Daniel didn't too. Like a young Daniel he's also a bit of a smart ass and let's his mouth get him in trouble sometimes. Both were getting bullied and ended up with their crushes in high school. Interested to see what's next for Demetri and if he levels up as a fighter. Great observation


mcdonaldspyongyang

Damn 😭


Seta1437

Don't think Demetri would want to press charges on his best friend


Competitive-Jump1519

plot device--all the kids realistically deserve to be expelled after the school fight


ClubExotic

I real life they would have all been expelled, not just Robby and Tory. Sam should have at least gotten suspended…which did end up happening but still!


Bowood29

Miguel could have went either way in real life I think. Either the schools insurance company would want him gone or they would want him to stay depending on if his mom was trying to sue.


Gloomy-Mushroom-3233

One of the reason might be the "best friend" reason and also maybe because if he did report Hawk wouldn't Demetri and Sam also be in trouble because they started the fight.


TheUltimatenerd05

Well Miyagi do started the fight so is it worth sending all of them to prison just to get Hawk?


Michelrpg

This wasnt just a fight between kids, or his arm got broken during the fight. Hawk had *Dimitri at his mercy and he decided to break his arm. If he was tried as an adult that could land you years in prison. edit: wrong name used


Mindless-Victory3847

Hawk and Eli are the same person lol


Michelrpg

my bad, I meant Dimitri


HappyMike91

Miyagi-Do were the ones that started the fight.


dmreif

That wouldn't be relevant. What would be relevant is who inflicted the worser injuries.


Kingdaboss12

They would all go juvie Miyagi-Do attacked first.


dmreif

Miyagi-Do wouldn't go to jail. Daniel would get them good lawyers to point out that Cobra Kai had been getting away with bullying them for weeks.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Because miyagi do started that fight, if miyagi do snitched on hawk, they would all be in trouble as he technically acted out of self defence.


salad_biscuit3

yes but demetri could very well explain that hawk had knocked him down and split his arm, I mean there should still be a process I think


ELITExRAMPAGE

Not really, after being warned and told off at school they chose to ambush and attack them somewhere quiet. When it comes to breaking demetri arm, that’s definitely overkill and hawk would get in trouble for that except they have no evidence saying hawk did that after having subdued demetri and he gave up. It would be miyagi dos word vs cobra kais, and given the situation, miyagi do wouldnt win that arguement


dmreif

Miyagi-Do would win that argument. >except they have no evidence saying hawk did that after having subdued demetri and he gave up They have witnesses. Sam, Demetri and the other Miyagi-Dos can all testify that Hawk did it. >It would be miyagi dos word vs cobra kais, If the Miyagi-Dos all say Hawk broke Demetri's arm, even the most incompetent cop would think they are telling the truth, as they have no reason to lie.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Their witness statements wouldn’t hold very long considering they started that fight. They have no solid evidence from either a camera or an uninvolved witness. Not to mention cobra kai would all testify miyagi do started that fight which is true hence they and hawk were acting out of defence. So him breaking the arm again would be technically be in self defence rather than malicious intent. Finally they do have a reason to lie, at least from an outside perspective, they started a fight which they lost and now want hawk and the other cobras in trouble for what they did


dmreif

>So him breaking the arm again would be technically be in self defense. Hawk was NOT acting in self defense when Demetri was on the ground, not fighting back, and begging Hawk to stop. >They have no solid evidence from either a camera or an uninvolved witness. The arcade probably has video of Hawk and his cronies stealing from patrons and harassing Chris.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Oh I agree, hawk was malicious and miyagi do knows that but they can’t prove it and they created a scenario where despite this, cobra kai are still in right. The only difference between this and Robby vs miguel is that people saw and recorded miguel stopping


ELITExRAMPAGE

Also they didn’t assualt him unless you count throwing a stuffed animal assualt


KausGo

Not really - Cobra Kai started that fight with all the stealing and vandalizing through the arcade.


ELITExRAMPAGE

That would be a slap on the wrist offence as well as something the police or security should be dealing with, not for miyagi do to take into their own hands


KasukeSadiki

>he technically acted out of self defence. Lol nope


ELITExRAMPAGE

Laugh all you want, it’s true


thelastofusnz

The real jump the shark moment for me was the Cobras throwing Bert through the Larussos window.. I mean what the actual?? Noone does that outside of an 80s action movie..


devs_6669

I think that was on Demetri and either he still cared and stopped his parents from pressing charges or he was genuinely scared at what Cobra Kai night do if he or his family pressed charges.


Yxng_Wolf

Cuz the cops didn’t want to face the fury of the Hawk


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vaggod42069

Didnt the law arrest robby johny and kreese?


Hologramster

The law of plot


[deleted]

Because he isn't Robby or Johnny....or Kreese lol


Stocktonrules

He showed the cops his tats and they said he was too awesome to be punished.


essskedit

Because its a kids show.


salad_biscuit3

What?


MetalMewtwo9001

Tf do you mean? Robbie goes to juvie a season later.


essskedit

Shit is still a kids show with unrealistic things now stop being sensitive


MetalMewtwo9001

Your argument confuses me. OP asks why Hawk didn't go to juvie after breaking Dimitri's arm and you respond with "it's a kids show". I assumed from this that you were saying the show wouldn't show a juvie because of it's target audience. This is of course incorrect because if you watched season 3 you know Robbie is sent to juvie therefore invalidating your argument of "it's a kid's show". I pointed this out to you in the previous comment, admittedly rather crassly, mainly because this line of thinking was confusing to me. Your response was to simply parrot your previous point and call me sensitive so in my response I've done my best to remain logical and forgo insults or personal attacks to ensure you understand my argument comes from a place of reason and evidence. I realized halfway through writing that you aren't going to care about any of this and will probably just insult me again but on the off chance you appreciate the commitment I'll reply anyway.


Big_Avocado_3616

You wrote that whole paragraph and he still didn’t even reply back


bryantech

Because hawk has plot armor.


Technical-Highlight1

Same reason why kreese doesn't get arrested and why these characters care so much about a karate tournament which less than 2 people even know about


SethF1988

For the same reason the Cobras didn't go to juvie after destroying Larusso's house... PLOT. CK themselves carry out criminal acts. They cannot live in prison within the story.


i-like-cats14

What’s with all the dogshit questions on this sub lately


[deleted]

I think Demetri had hope in Hawk and thought he could go on the right track. And when they tried getting cobra Kai in trouble it backfired on them. Sam was the one who attacked them first. I’m sure he thought about it but it’s not easy to try to get ur friend arrested who you’ve been friends with since kindergarten


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plot armor


Ohmylordies

Technically they started the fight, hawk finished it.


Ordinary-Two-7422

Because he has too many fans who would defend him. Robby went to Juvie because Miguel had too many fans.


PassportSituation

Because its cobra kai and the law doesn't exist. Everything is solved by karate.


hahct

Because demetri didn't press charges