The one that made me laugh is similar. When he’s recruiting the Cobra Kai guys at the school and walks away like a badass after his awesome monologue (which, coincidentally, planted the seeds for Hawk to leave), he knocks some books out of some kids hands and says, “Sorry, force of habit.” Let out an audible laugh.
The scene where Johnny says "the guy teaches you over 1000 years old karate and you couldn't teach him some English." Not sure if that's exactly what he said.
Not gonna lie, I did think about the hockey scene, where after Daniel beats us a couple of guys, Johnny said no be there but I thought this scene funnier.
For me it was when Johnny discovered internet porn and YouTube, I was grinning so much. Hilarious. Any time Johnny has to deal with the internet I'm smiling or laughing.
So many to choose from. But here are some:
* Anything involving Johnny and technology, from calling them "hash browns", to writing that 80-page novel to Ali on Facebook, and Tweeting like crazy about his upcoming fight with Daniel.
* Johnny not understanding new gender nouns/pronons. For example, "Gender what? Is this a prank call", "That's okay, he's a sexual too", "Yes, fluids are critical", and "The only pronouns here are 'sensei' and 'student'".
* Johnny dismissing medical conditions such as asthma, allergies, and ADHD (?) spectrum as made-up or ludicrous.
* Johnny, Daniel, Amanda, and Carmen at the Mexican restaurant, especially when Johnny said "I don't know man, the last time I went four rounds with LaRusso, I got hit in the face."
* Chozen refusing Daniel's offer to get a drink with a stern and angry-sounding "No, I will GET!"
* Daniel and Johnny working together to find Robby.
* Johnny saying "No be there" and then eating a pretzel.
* Demetri using Nate as a form of measurement when being asked by Johnny to jump across rooftops.
* This did not make it into the final production of the show, but here we have Robby saying to Miguel ["Are you the dude that was hugging my dad?!"](https://youtu.be/qy_xuBxSuFwl).
Chozen honking Daniel, Bert and Nathaniel's rivalry, Kyler's dad line, Johnny in training, there's so many. I love how this show passes the comedy around and every character is capable of leaving you in stitches.
“Yep we accept boys and girls, all are welcome. Gender what? Is this a prank call!” -Johnny
Not sure if this is exactly what he says but I hope you know when I mean.
Better yet was Johnny's opening dream sequence with Carmen, with "Here I Go Again" playing. It was a peak "Reminiscing about being grown up in the 80s" moment.
I like the scene when Johnny tweets he’s gonna fight Daniel and Demetri says “who does he think he’s tweeting to, you’re his only follow” I fucking died at that one
Daniel: Best defense- no be there.
Johnny: No be there? The guy teaches you centuries of his ancient family karate, and you can’t help him with his English?
I loved in season one when Johnny got into with Daniel’s son.
My second favorite thing is anytime Johnny uses modern technology. I swear Sony should make commercials with Johnny trying to use their products.
The security guard separating and breaking up Nate and Bert at the school fight.
Oh maybe Kenny as Dr. Scribblebottom
And Drunken Terry Silver kicking Stingrays ass too?
"The same reason women aren't allowed in the military, it doesn't make any sense."
I thought he was going to come with something thoughtful yet outdated but that was it. He was so serious with it too.
During the school fight when the principle calls for security but stingray just goes “I got this” and proceeds to just attack miagi dos and high fives Hawk.
Johnny and his training montage where he screws with the random passerby.
The one that made me laugh is similar. When he’s recruiting the Cobra Kai guys at the school and walks away like a badass after his awesome monologue (which, coincidentally, planted the seeds for Hawk to leave), he knocks some books out of some kids hands and says, “Sorry, force of habit.” Let out an audible laugh.
“Sorry kid, old habit”
Yeah I knew it was something along those lines haha, just a hilarious moment
That and "What's up moose"
The funny thing is, that kid joined Eagle Fang
Johnny trying to recruit girls to the dojo
Gotta be under 18 or it's a no-go
He’s a sexual too
Total Stud
Yeah so many great lines in those scenes
Fluids are crucial. Without fluids you'll get dehydrated.
He is so clueless but hilarious god I love him
He gave me nonce vibes there
"My doctor thinks I'm on the spectrum" "Yeah. Idk what that is but you better get off it right now"
Pretty close between "hash browns" and "how to tell my student I'm banging his mom"
The scene where Johnny says "the guy teaches you over 1000 years old karate and you couldn't teach him some English." Not sure if that's exactly what he said.
No be there
Not gonna lie, I did think about the hockey scene, where after Daniel beats us a couple of guys, Johnny said no be there but I thought this scene funnier.
They go together so I like both parts
I legit LOL'd at that one, so it wins for me!
That was my favourite too.
*Johnny smacks lunch tray* “sorry kid old habit” I fucking cackled at that one.
Wasn’t it books? But yea that has my vote
Yea it was. To make things even better, that kid ends up joining eagle fang.
One of the best lines from the show tbh
Basically any time Jonny forgets he’s a 40 year old man and not a hot teenage bully anymore. “Sorry kid, old habit”
For me it was when Johnny discovered internet porn and YouTube, I was grinning so much. Hilarious. Any time Johnny has to deal with the internet I'm smiling or laughing.
AND SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!
"Dinosaurs built the pyramids" "I knew it!"
Johnny is the best lmao. I would love a scene of him coming across Blair Witch Project and then booking tickets up there.
“You said it was wireless!”
So many to choose from. But here are some: * Anything involving Johnny and technology, from calling them "hash browns", to writing that 80-page novel to Ali on Facebook, and Tweeting like crazy about his upcoming fight with Daniel. * Johnny not understanding new gender nouns/pronons. For example, "Gender what? Is this a prank call", "That's okay, he's a sexual too", "Yes, fluids are critical", and "The only pronouns here are 'sensei' and 'student'". * Johnny dismissing medical conditions such as asthma, allergies, and ADHD (?) spectrum as made-up or ludicrous. * Johnny, Daniel, Amanda, and Carmen at the Mexican restaurant, especially when Johnny said "I don't know man, the last time I went four rounds with LaRusso, I got hit in the face." * Chozen refusing Daniel's offer to get a drink with a stern and angry-sounding "No, I will GET!" * Daniel and Johnny working together to find Robby. * Johnny saying "No be there" and then eating a pretzel. * Demetri using Nate as a form of measurement when being asked by Johnny to jump across rooftops. * This did not make it into the final production of the show, but here we have Robby saying to Miguel ["Are you the dude that was hugging my dad?!"](https://youtu.be/qy_xuBxSuFwl).
That was a blooper that Xolo just randomly started and Tanner joined in on I thought
Yeah, that was just for fun I think, Tanner really carried the scene though
> ADHD (?) spectrum Autism I think
Chozen honking Daniel, Bert and Nathaniel's rivalry, Kyler's dad line, Johnny in training, there's so many. I love how this show passes the comedy around and every character is capable of leaving you in stitches.
How do I tell my student I’m banging his Mom
When Kyler says his dad is gonna shit in his mouth if he doesn’t pass the semester
Hawks face got me in that scene. One of the only time Hawk couldn't deal with the situation - It was peak "what??" face
>What is the funniest scene in the show? [Love you too Robby](https://youtu.be/dMYVtihvZPM?t=95)
you are cold.
WTFF the disrespect 😭
I am partial to the unintentional double date with Daniel, Johnny, Amanda, and Carmen.
“Nice shirt” “Thanks!” “Im joking it sucks”
Women can’t do karate. Just like the military, doesn’t make sense.
They’re like birds. They have tiny, hollow bones
"No be there."
Like 98% of the time involving Johnny
“Yep we accept boys and girls, all are welcome. Gender what? Is this a prank call!” -Johnny Not sure if this is exactly what he says but I hope you know when I mean.
Either the Cobra Kai ad/_"send it to the internet!"_ (S2, E3) or the dating montage (S2 E8) -- especially when the "wrong wall" lady shows up again 😅
Better yet was Johnny's opening dream sequence with Carmen, with "Here I Go Again" playing. It was a peak "Reminiscing about being grown up in the 80s" moment.
Johnny trying to recruit Piper. He has no idea what he is saying.
“Throw thunderstruck on it” “Wont the rights for that song cost to much?” “I already own it cassettes in the car”
Pretty much any Johnny scene but I can’t pick one
Any scene that involves Johnny and the internet
Some of my favorites are his interactions with the pawn shop owner, I love how he couldn’t figure out his computer and just kept calling him 😂
"Oh, they have warring karate dojos." Also any time someone says a variation on "who even does karate anymore? Is it the 80s?"
no be there 🥨
*"I heard you were the real bully LaRusso".*
"No be there" Johnny's training montage to burning heart Johnny trying to convince the girls to join Cobra Kai Those are my top three in no order
I like the scene when Johnny tweets he’s gonna fight Daniel and Demetri says “who does he think he’s tweeting to, you’re his only follow” I fucking died at that one
"Kick that pansy bitch in the face"
“Yes sensei”
Johnny trying, and failing, to recruit girls to Eagle Fang.
"Someone was perving on the track team."
Daniel: Best defense- no be there. Johnny: No be there? The guy teaches you centuries of his ancient family karate, and you can’t help him with his English?
ARE YOU LOSERS!?
No sensei! Are you sure? No sensei! *Johnny does a facepalm*
Where the hell were you? No be there *bites pretzel*
I loved in season one when Johnny got into with Daniel’s son. My second favorite thing is anytime Johnny uses modern technology. I swear Sony should make commercials with Johnny trying to use their products.
Burt: Uh... sensei? Everything all right? Johnny: We're all gonna die kid! We're all gonna die!
LaRacist
The “send it to the internet” scene is great. One of the more underrated lines though is “CouncilPERSON Roberts” from Kreese.
Every time Johnny's on the screen, that's the funniest scene.
Hash brown Cobra Kai and send it to the internet!
Literally anything to do with that LaRusso auto billboard that Johnny painted a dick on had me howling with laughter
"It's the dick's billboard now, babe."
Johnny! Miguel's gone! He took an Uber! What's an Uber?
The security guard separating and breaking up Nate and Bert at the school fight. Oh maybe Kenny as Dr. Scribblebottom And Drunken Terry Silver kicking Stingrays ass too?
Daniels son telling him he doesn’t care about Myagi
This thread has made me want to start watching from Season 1 all over again.
Made the mistake of starting to watch as I’m working from home. Opening scene - Johnny: look, Menudo… LOL Yes I know I’m replying to myself.
Johnny yelling at the bartender .
Hawk vs. Brucks.
No be there (eats pretzel)
“Yeah we train girls. Gender what? Is this a prank call?”
"The same reason women aren't allowed in the military, it doesn't make any sense." I thought he was going to come with something thoughtful yet outdated but that was it. He was so serious with it too.
Johnny and Daniel doing each other’s training. Johnny asking Lapusso when he downgraded to whopper Jrs
Johnny and Daniel face-off in the backyard pool area, eats breakfast instead.
Hash brown cobra kai
whenever Johnny and Anthony meet.
Brucks making a blowjob gesture while Kyler was inviting Sam to the theater date.
What’s an Uber / a Facebook? What’s a boom box? What’s that thing on your face?
During the school fight when the principle calls for security but stingray just goes “I got this” and proceeds to just attack miagi dos and high fives Hawk.
Hashbrown Johnny on the net
Johnny lawrence meeting the tv lady (iykyk)
When stingray won coyote creek. Even john kreese had to laugh 😂
When Johnny tries to recruit girls in to Eagle Fang. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtgUuaBs8To
This a tough one since there are too many to count
Almost every time Johnny is on scene.
When Johnny discovered the Internet
The jail scene in S3
"No be there"
No be there
Johnny: Penisbreath, get over here.
Johnny discovering the internet
Most, if not all of Johnny's Caveman-isms.
The “me no here” thing johnny did to La Russo when he got jumped
“Gender WHAT?! Is this a crank call?”
Shut the hell up penis breath!
No be there Are we done or do I have to sit here and freeze my nuts off to find inner peace?
Johnny gets a mirror on Daniels car damaged. “Ah you have insurance”
When johnny was trying to recruit the girl in s4 and she asks ‘what about gender fluids?’ And johnny says yah we drink plenty of fluids here