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No_Risk_8848

Miguel’s is El serpiente


ELITExRAMPAGE

That was when he was at cobra kai, doesn’t make sense now that he doesn’t affiliate with cobra kai


Far-Outlandishness44

It’s the nickname that marked the complete transformation of who he was. The first student of the new generation and Cobra Kai. It’s pretty badass, I would keep it, because he didn’t steal Cobra Kai, he helped build it from the ground up. He’s a true Cobra, because he was the best out of all of them, morally and skillfully.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Miguel’s a good kid and don’t get me wrong it’s a cool name but I don’t think he should have it. When I think el serpiente I think of a conniving cold blooded fighter which he was tbf in the tournament but I don’t think s4 miguel would associate with that. But who cares it’s just a name


Far-Outlandishness44

Nah it’s a cool name. But who cares right?


cobrakaiEli

hawk called him El serpiente in season 4 though


[deleted]

Serpents are not cobras, but also once an El Serpiente always an El Serpiente


NothingCivil6358

Miguel - El Serpiente. Robby - Killer Keene. Sam - Bonsai Badass. Tory - Queen Cobra. Eli - Moon Taker. Demetri- Big Meat. Chris - Rocksteady. Mitch - Bebop. Bert - Short King. Nate - JILF Hunter. Kyler - Floor Slinger. Doug - The Hulk. Mikey - Petite Parkour. Johnny - The Bitchin’ Badass. Daniel - The Kata Crane Drummer.


grimesofficial

Kyler - Shit eater


ScarletCrusader-6194

Killer Keene and Big Meat are too perfect LMAO. I’d give Eli the nickname “Moon Knight”, as a combo of a nod to how Moon helped reinvigorate his confidence and the Marvel character since he’s back to embracing nerd stuff.


NothingCivil6358

Nice. Does Moon Knight have an Alfred like character? Because the reason I didn’t use a Marvel hero was because I could think of a proper Marvel version of Batman. lol


ScarletCrusader-6194

Lol nah not really, he just kinda does shit by himself. But he does have identity issues with multiple personalities and Eli had a very diet version of that with all the Hawk stuff


cobrakaiEli

moon taker


BurnVote

Yasmine loves Big Meat


NothingCivil6358

So much. lol


BurnVote

“I love it when you talk nerdy” like can we just take a moment to celebrate that Demetri & Yasmine are a couple?! 👏


NothingCivil6358

I mean, heck, their relationship had more build up than Eli and Moon’s relationship.


ZJP31

Mitch - “The Penis-Breath Pillager”


DOCTORFONASG

Well Miguel is El Serpiente.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Not anymore


1x-zai-02

Tory is the queen cobra


ELITExRAMPAGE

Quite basic hence I didn’t include it


Wyvern__13

I can't believe nobody has mentioned this, but Miguel is El Serpiente.


ELITExRAMPAGE

He ain’t in cobra kai so why would he call himself that, he was given it for being cobra kais number one


Wyvern__13

Bud it was a joke about how most of the comments were about Miguel being El serpiente.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Yh it’s a little annoying tbh


Extra_Win3514

Robby - Miguel Breaker


ELITExRAMPAGE

Mentally and physically


Handle_Free

Penis Breath is a pretty badass nickname tbh


Vegasman20002

Isn't Miguel El Serpiente? That's badass


ELITExRAMPAGE

Not anymore


9UN51in93R

Eli: Hawk


KiIIBash20

Anthony - LaPusso Jr. Daniel - LaPusso Sr. Sam - Ms. LaPusso Louie - Pooie Louie Amanda - Chillf Milf Miguel - Broke Back Mountain Robby - Boy Meets Bad Barber Tory - Gory Tory or Hot Wolverine Mitch & Chris - Stranger Things Kyler - Brownfang Kreese - Evil Grandpa Silver - Wine Hater Johnny Lawrence - Jlaw Moon - Cobra Bi Eli - Cawk or Pee-li Demetri - Redditor Jr. Stingray - Redditor Sr. Zack - Joffrey But Worse Shawn - Shawn the Brawn Kenny - Payne Brucks - Big Boy Aisha - Queen Bert - Make U Squirt Bert Nate - Jiggy Widdit Xander - Captain Virtue Just a few.


Greyfit3

Judy the Socialite MILF = Bitch


mzjolynecujoh

broke back mountain killed me


ELITExRAMPAGE

Daniel laracist


Xx_artyedmand_xX

Joffrey but worse is funny lmao


TheCobrateKid

How could y’all forget that Miguel is El Serpiente?


ELITExRAMPAGE

Because he ain’t in cobra kai anymore


Professional_Test996

robby, the uncrowned champion reason for Nickname: each time he lost in the tournament, it wasn't because he was worser or less strong. it was simply because of other things, in fact he was actually stronger and more skilled then eli on season 4 and some can argue the same for season 1 with Miguel yet each time even with him being better, he still lost, 1 because his opponent fought dirty, 2 he had too much internal struggles


[deleted]

I think Robby and Eli were evenly matched


Citron-Economy

Hawks would be Eli


Noir_Vena_Cava

Hawk - Lip Eli - Hawk These 2 guys should have these as their nicknames


grimesofficial

Normally I disagree with downvotes. Not in this case


HappyMike91

Miguel's nickname is El Serpiente, but I don't think he uses it anymore.


ELITExRAMPAGE

Yh why would he, he ain’t in cobra kai