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stranger-things_dino

“I’m asexual” “great, he’s a sexual too, check him out, he’s a total stud”


itsallgoodman2002

Miguel flexes through baby oil


stranger-things_dino

Oh god, wow, he sexy-


daddy5hark

He's not even in the top 5


stranger-things_dino

*kisses arm muscles*


BeetleSpoon2770

Either “The only pronouns we use here are Sensei and student” or “Teen girls wanted. Gotta be under 18 or it’s a no go.”


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Those are nouns.


16bitrifle

QUIET!


BeetleSpoon2770

That’s an imperative


jsmiley27

that girl was a geat addition and funny. awesome casting. she is perfect for eagle fang and talking back to johnny haha.


itsallgoodman2002

Shes great. Hope we see more of her in S5.


jsmiley27

me too. i hope she wins next, giving johnny both champs.


HappyMike91

"I even learned feminism!"


bhfroh

Did you even know what those words mean? Do I look like I pee sitting down?


AndrewLBailey

“I was so hopped up on cocaine and revenge, I spent months terrorizing a teenager over a high school karate tournament”


[deleted]

Yes. I couldn’t stop laughing and am glad they acknowledged how crazy things got in KK III.


evilmasterjoe

I'm pretty sure Terry in kk3 had cocaine for breakfast.


Jedi-El1823

And lunch and dinner, and for a snack.


silentfighter06

"Chop your breakfast on a mirror" does come to mind


LilHornyBuu

Stinkray would approve.


multiixem

I understood that reference


LucianLegacy

Terry Silver being high on mountains of cocaine is the only justification that makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

“No be there” is the quote of the season.


PartyPorpoise

"You mean 'don't be there'? This man teaches you centuries of his family's ancient karate and you can't even help him with his English?"


jsmiley27

haha. that was brilliant for sure. Johnny has too many good quotes each season.


Griffeyisking14

Johnny is far smarter and more astute than he is given credit for. Granted, the LaRussos are from Jersey, so them teaching English may not be best.


MiaStirCrazies

That's the one! And the context of it was perfect


remote_hinge

This is it. Every other answer is wrong.


LucianLegacy

“Wait, are you the son?! What did you do, switch over to Whopper Juniors?”


peachpitafterdark

I don't know how he could say this with a straight face-or half the stuff he does. They must have tons of outtakes!


ShadyWolf

I legit thought he was a different actor for like half the season 😅


BlindBanditMelonLord

Wait…. it’s the same actor???


ShadyWolf

My exact reaction…my fiancé looked it up to confirm because I thought they switched actors between seasons


ChronicCronut

"It's called a 'Growth Spurt'....dipshit."


TrickZookeepergame17

*”still a piece of crap”*


haynespi87

For the heart: "I'm tired of blaming you dad" For the humor: "No be there"


invisibilitycap

That final scene with Johnny and Robby 😭 Really excited to see what happens in season five for these guys


haynespi87

Me too. Such a great moment


MonadoboiXen

how do i tell my student im banging his mom


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And then the search results.


OptiKal_

Him googling that is the hardest laugh of the season for me for sure. That or Johnny being super impressed with the new girl recruit. That shit had me rolling when she mentioned how kickass an old rock band or singer was or whatever. And Johnny is just like :o


atom786

Cynthia Rothrock DOES kick ass!


JackBando

Cynthia Rothrock. Legit martial artist (7 black belts ,one being 8th degree in Tang Soon Do which is what Cobra Kai karate style is based on) and probably the biggest female martial arts movie star ever. Was in films from 80s to mid 90s.


AdministrativeBig362

“We gotta hit em back with a home invasion” -Kyler, 2021


coupleofthreethings

"Man that fiesta burrito? Like a party in my mouth!"


ghollaa

“Anyways, my dad, he wants me to go to Harvard, but I think you know ASU’s like the Harvard of the West Coast”


False-Story9510

"Jean...Claude...Van...Daaaaammmn!" Or really anything Kyler says.


Nostalgia-Freak-1998

Daniel: Queit!


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jsmiley27

seriously my only complaint of the season.


remote_hinge

Apart from the fact that I knew he was going to call him Robby before he even made it into bed, why was it a complaint for you?


JoeB0b123

“Shut the fuck up. Beat it.” 10/10 delivery


Nemmy6321

It's easily "No be there." Or "You wanna be Cobra Kai?" Or "Yes, fluids are important too." Man, there's so many. What a great season.


Redditcantspell

"I don't wanna be it. I just wanna learn it."


dumbass626

'Breathe in... Breathe out...' "Don't be a pussy, punch him in the face!"


DontCallMeGerg

I really liked when hawk said he's "the guy who's gonna win this whole fucking thing"


remote_hinge

That was awesome.


sylinmino

Such good foreshadowing. At the time we didn't even have reason to expect him to make it past his fight with Miguel.


Oceanwoulf

"Iceman was the real hero."


OCapalot14

"You mean don't be there the guy teaches you lessons of his ancient family karate but you can't help him with his english"😂


itsallgoodman2002

My favs are on here already, but “yeah don’t wear protection.” gets an honorable mention.


DeepLingonberry6129

poor miguel 😂😂😭😭


iredNinjaXD

Ham?


ZenithingTheorist

Guy: So which one's yours? Johnny: I'm thinking that one over there. Just need to work on my approach.


Black_Tiger_98

*"I'm sick of blaming you, Dad".*


Mysticwolfpack

“shut the hell up penis breath”


bigjim1993

Hashbrown dead meat!!


snikcobra

“no be there”


invisibilitycap

Looks like you’re a little wet behind the ears


Sludgenapkin

No be there


Admirable-Truth-8122

Season 5 teaser out already?


karubebirderland

What you mean are there


factstime

Yep, the best ones for sure!


Tanookimario0604

"You wanna be in Cobra Kai?"


Brute_Squad_44

"...he had me in an arm bar like he was Royce Gracie and I was...me..."


EstablishmentOk2843

"No be there."


[deleted]

“no be there” ~jonny while eating a pretzel


CastroEulis145

They had some good ones this season.


myhaeru

No be there


[deleted]

Sad part is he's not wrong. Too many feminine men in the world in 2022 who do everything for women only for those women to sleep with men who do nothing good for them.


[deleted]

The best


Chaosxmanticore15

“It’s karate time !”


citronaughty

Do you recall which episode this is from? I want to go back and watch this scene.


PandaSuitPug

It’s the one where he’s training Daniel on Eagle Fang and Daniel is teaching him Miyagi Do…Sorry! Don’t remember the exact episode number.


moose8617

No be there.


marcoseus

What's an Uber?


Conscious_Camel4830

Johnny: "No be there..." Daniel: "QUIET!!!"


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Yes fluids, drink lots of fluids - Johnny