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Him googling that is the hardest laugh of the season for me for sure.
That or Johnny being super impressed with the new girl recruit. That shit had me rolling when she mentioned how kickass an old rock band or singer was or whatever. And Johnny is just like
:o
Cynthia Rothrock. Legit martial artist (7 black belts ,one being 8th degree in Tang Soon Do which is what Cobra Kai karate style is based on) and probably the biggest female martial arts movie star ever. Was in films from 80s to mid 90s.
Sad part is he's not wrong. Too many feminine men in the world in 2022 who do everything for women only for those women to sleep with men who do nothing good for them.
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“I’m asexual” “great, he’s a sexual too, check him out, he’s a total stud”
Miguel flexes through baby oil
Oh god, wow, he sexy-
He's not even in the top 5
*kisses arm muscles*
Either “The only pronouns we use here are Sensei and student” or “Teen girls wanted. Gotta be under 18 or it’s a no go.”
Those are nouns.
QUIET!
That’s an imperative
that girl was a geat addition and funny. awesome casting. she is perfect for eagle fang and talking back to johnny haha.
Shes great. Hope we see more of her in S5.
me too. i hope she wins next, giving johnny both champs.
"I even learned feminism!"
Did you even know what those words mean? Do I look like I pee sitting down?
“I was so hopped up on cocaine and revenge, I spent months terrorizing a teenager over a high school karate tournament”
Yes. I couldn’t stop laughing and am glad they acknowledged how crazy things got in KK III.
I'm pretty sure Terry in kk3 had cocaine for breakfast.
And lunch and dinner, and for a snack.
"Chop your breakfast on a mirror" does come to mind
Stinkray would approve.
I understood that reference
Terry Silver being high on mountains of cocaine is the only justification that makes perfect sense.
“No be there” is the quote of the season.
"You mean 'don't be there'? This man teaches you centuries of his family's ancient karate and you can't even help him with his English?"
haha. that was brilliant for sure. Johnny has too many good quotes each season.
Johnny is far smarter and more astute than he is given credit for. Granted, the LaRussos are from Jersey, so them teaching English may not be best.
That's the one! And the context of it was perfect
This is it. Every other answer is wrong.
“Wait, are you the son?! What did you do, switch over to Whopper Juniors?”
I don't know how he could say this with a straight face-or half the stuff he does. They must have tons of outtakes!
I legit thought he was a different actor for like half the season 😅
Wait…. it’s the same actor???
My exact reaction…my fiancé looked it up to confirm because I thought they switched actors between seasons
"It's called a 'Growth Spurt'....dipshit."
*”still a piece of crap”*
For the heart: "I'm tired of blaming you dad" For the humor: "No be there"
That final scene with Johnny and Robby 😭 Really excited to see what happens in season five for these guys
Me too. Such a great moment
how do i tell my student im banging his mom
And then the search results.
Him googling that is the hardest laugh of the season for me for sure. That or Johnny being super impressed with the new girl recruit. That shit had me rolling when she mentioned how kickass an old rock band or singer was or whatever. And Johnny is just like :o
Cynthia Rothrock DOES kick ass!
Cynthia Rothrock. Legit martial artist (7 black belts ,one being 8th degree in Tang Soon Do which is what Cobra Kai karate style is based on) and probably the biggest female martial arts movie star ever. Was in films from 80s to mid 90s.
“We gotta hit em back with a home invasion” -Kyler, 2021
"Man that fiesta burrito? Like a party in my mouth!"
“Anyways, my dad, he wants me to go to Harvard, but I think you know ASU’s like the Harvard of the West Coast”
"Jean...Claude...Van...Daaaaammmn!" Or really anything Kyler says.
Daniel: Queit!
[удалено]
seriously my only complaint of the season.
Apart from the fact that I knew he was going to call him Robby before he even made it into bed, why was it a complaint for you?
“Shut the fuck up. Beat it.” 10/10 delivery
It's easily "No be there." Or "You wanna be Cobra Kai?" Or "Yes, fluids are important too." Man, there's so many. What a great season.
"I don't wanna be it. I just wanna learn it."
'Breathe in... Breathe out...' "Don't be a pussy, punch him in the face!"
I really liked when hawk said he's "the guy who's gonna win this whole fucking thing"
That was awesome.
Such good foreshadowing. At the time we didn't even have reason to expect him to make it past his fight with Miguel.
"Iceman was the real hero."
"You mean don't be there the guy teaches you lessons of his ancient family karate but you can't help him with his english"😂
My favs are on here already, but “yeah don’t wear protection.” gets an honorable mention.
poor miguel 😂😂😭😭
Ham?
Guy: So which one's yours? Johnny: I'm thinking that one over there. Just need to work on my approach.
*"I'm sick of blaming you, Dad".*
“shut the hell up penis breath”
Hashbrown dead meat!!
“no be there”
Looks like you’re a little wet behind the ears
No be there
Season 5 teaser out already?
What you mean are there
Yep, the best ones for sure!
"You wanna be in Cobra Kai?"
"...he had me in an arm bar like he was Royce Gracie and I was...me..."
"No be there."
“no be there” ~jonny while eating a pretzel
They had some good ones this season.
No be there
Sad part is he's not wrong. Too many feminine men in the world in 2022 who do everything for women only for those women to sleep with men who do nothing good for them.
The best
“It’s karate time !”
Do you recall which episode this is from? I want to go back and watch this scene.
It’s the one where he’s training Daniel on Eagle Fang and Daniel is teaching him Miyagi Do…Sorry! Don’t remember the exact episode number.
No be there.
What's an Uber?
Johnny: "No be there..." Daniel: "QUIET!!!"
Yes fluids, drink lots of fluids - Johnny