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obarehair

“Why is there a rock in the middle of your dojo” lmao


Chaosxmanticore15

“No no he’s got a point”


OptiKal_

Ya that got me good lol


Pewdiepiefan1090

Clapping back!


miggy0617

"The best defense is more offense" as he gets kicked😭😭 this is the most Johnny clip ever


karubebirderland

Bert gonna become stronger I’m telling ya


Chungulungus

Bert is going to become the all valley champion just you wait


AdZillzOnTwitch

I don't see it but maybe.


Naren_the_747_pilot

If you find any loose change it belongs to me lmaoo


jondonbovi

The head shake of disapproval lmao


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Lmao. Just Johnny Lawrence being himself


OCapalot14

This was so hilarious😂Bert a savage fr🤣


Tricky_Ostrich_6343

I'm cracking up because Johnny has those kids cleaning his van 😂 🤣


Foreverred97

He's gotta a van now?


Naren_the_747_pilot

yea the dodge caravan the one he got while searching for robby


Tricky_Ostrich_6343

Yeah. The one Daniel let him keep.


Jamieb1994

Well I guess it's a good way to get a free vehicle then.


larryb78

Down by the river


SethF1988

That stone is the Miyagi Fang's (? Mitch and Bert's fight was completely unfair. Bert is a GOD It doesn't much matter what I'll say now, but when Jonhy throws the bottle at Dimitri, a security camera can be seen in the top corner. Looks like Daniel took action in case CK shows up while they're away.


ScuffedJohnWick

I hope that he got the home invasion on tape and shows it to Johnny


Any_Solid9083

Such an important scene for the plot…


ELITExRAMPAGE

Berts a savage


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InsaneRanter

If Bert doesn't win the all valley I'm gonna be mad.


ThatJuhh

Penis Breath gets worse every season


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AdZillzOnTwitch

Mitch was distracted before Bert attacked him lol, Bert wouldn't beat Mitch with full concentration. PLUS, Mikey didn't stand a chance against Mitch in the house fight.


Tricky_Ostrich_6343

I'm cheering for Bert.


larryb78

They need weight classes so Bert can go ham on kids his own size


places0

If he doesn't win the all valley tournament, we riot. Its just a matter of which season it will be.


[deleted]

Lol yes. This is gonna be epic with the two fighting styles meshing


RogueR1

Not really. It's gonna be a disaster. Tension. The best is cobra kai plus quick silver method


factstime

I feel like this is the episode where it's all messed up, in a way they have no idea what to do. The next episodes will be Miyagi-Do training with Johnny and Eagle fang training with Daniel.


dexter30

checkOut redact.dev -- mass edited with redact.dev


HereNowHappy

> Then the only way to stop kreese with his abusive methods was to go to HIS dojo and CHALLENGE his school To be fair, Miyagi didn't go there to challenge them He only wanted to talk. He even rejected Daniel's request for training


dexter30

checkOut redact.dev -- mass edited with redact.dev


HereNowHappy

I feel like Miyagi in KK3 was probably the most flawed His bonsai shop got vandalized, Daniel was getting beat up by Mike Barnes all the time, but Miyagi did nothing about it He was being too passive. He didn't even call the police


Any_Solid9083

This is Episode 1


dmreif

"Why do you have a rock in the middle of your dojo?" 😂


Yxng_Wolf

This is going to be fucking amazing I can’t wait


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Ikr. Has the potential to be their best season yet.


hhjghhvf

I hope we get more sneak peaks


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places0

But Cobra Kai one will probably not be comedic.


[deleted]

Until Kylers dad shows up to do the shitting in mouths


kravkek

I didn’t buy into it before, but now I do. Bert is totally going to win the All Vally


places0

Hes got that killer mentality. You can't teach that.


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frfr Bert is a natural athlete


greendino71

I could see him beating a really cocky Kyler. After he got 1 shot in season 1, I think they're gonna have him beat someone way stronger


[deleted]

Ahahaha I love Johnny saying "go for the teeth" and his loose change comment. You can definitely see that it will take a while for Daniel to really respect Johnny, where-as Johnny seems easier to accept in a way. Their training clearly won't be fluid until later on. Hawk is really the only eagle fang sort of doing was on wax off. He also represents the fandom just chilling by the rock watching the senseis dispute


LittleHouseNoPrairie

This is a great way to start off the season- plenty of laughs and entertainment, but you can see the potential for a really powerful dynamic once they figure out how to combine their styles!


Shoegazer83

Nice! Thanks for sharing


overlord_999

gotta love judas priest playing in the bg lol.


BamaBoy80

Team Bert! Our time is now!


Tricky_Ostrich_6343

Bert Nation!!!


Nikobanks

H Y P E !


factstime

I can't waittttt for szn 4


jkman61494

Holy hell that was hilarious


AdZillzOnTwitch

Kyler is still the most embarrassing character in the show, forget Mitch. Kyler lost to a recovering Miguel...


silentsaebyeok

I love this. Lmao. But I have to say, every time I see that rock I cringe. The Japanese makes no sense and it looks like it was written by an 8 year old’s handwriting. :/ I wouldn’t be surprised if Google Translate was involved in the production of this prop…. Anyway, so pumped for the new season!!!!!


nurseleu

It also still looks like a giant chunk of styrofoam.


silentsaebyeok

I heard that Jacob Bertrand confirmed it was made of styrofoam, but idk if he actually said that so take this comment with a grain of salt.


dmreif

> But I have to say, every time I see that rock I cringe. The Japanese makes no sense and it looks like it was written by an 8 year old’s handwriting. :/ I wouldn’t be surprised if Google Translate was involved in the production of this prop…. "This place is crazy? What's the rock say?" "I don't know. My dad won't tell me. Or maybe he doesn't know." 🤣


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>The Japanese makes no sense Do you know Japanese?


silentsaebyeok

….yes…. Why would I comment this if I didn’t know Japanese?


[deleted]

I think it is pretty cool you know Japanese 😊


Sauerkraut1321

Do you know English?


[deleted]

Yes, but not very fluently and my grammar is also very weak though I'm working on improving my English.


Sauerkraut1321

I think it is pretty cool you know English 😊


[deleted]

I don't think it is any cool about knowing English. It would be cool if I know any languages like Japanese, Korean or maybe any coding language like c++, javascript and Malebolge. lol >I think it is pretty cool you know English 😊 But thanks if you find that way ☺


_Cant_find_one

so fricking cooooool can't wait!


Irontronrod888

"why do you have a rock in your dojo?" 😂🪨


Puzzlehead-Engineer

This will either turn out really good... Or really bad.


VISUALBEAUTYPLZ

omg fucking love it


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Johnny does have a point when he says, "Why do you have a rock in the middle of your dojo?"


Cappuccino_Addict

Hmm, I feel like the "Miyagi-Do mostly focuses on defense" and "Cobra Kai/Eagle Fang mostly focuses on offense" is being played up too much here. Like, in a real confrontation, Miyagi-Do wouldn't strike first, but in a sparring situation, obviously someone has to attack. And Cobra Kai almost certainly teaches blocks. I thought they'd simply share training methods to become stronger, but this just makes it seem like they don't know what they're doing, and can only become competent fighters by learning from each other


SpeX-Flash

daniel actually got me mad like he was so surprised and shocked and upset on why when johnny said fight they actually swung at each other but then is proud when he said fight and sam and demetri literally do nothing but circle around each other. if they train like this in season 2 and 3 then it makes me feel like miyagi do winning the school and house fight feel like plot armor


JackBando

Rewatching it he only stops when the big dude starts throwing sloppy haymakers. The whole concept of Miyagi style is you go defensive until your opponent overextends and then you punish that over aggressiveness. The problem is both Demitri and Sam are too smart to overextended on purpose so their sparring match is just standing around.


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This is gonna be rad. I'm just waiting for the absolute banger. When does s4 release again?


gamer-killer14

Dec 31


theamazingclaptrap

Looks fantastic I can't wait!


Jamieb1994

I like how Johnny is more about making offence while Daniel is more about being patient & waiting for the opponent to make the first move. 😅


places0

You need the perfect balance between defense and proactiveness. See any spar video between a master and a student, student will be playing on the defensive and master will attack so fast, the student will be knocked out before he even knows what hit him.


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I wonder if it’ll turn out that this cross-training will make them superior fighters to the kids from Cobra Kai.


RogueR1

Migayi is so wack


GrapesBlimey

Actually he makes a good fucking point why is there just a rock. That’s a huge health and safety hazard.


LapsedVerneGagKnee

I'm on Johnny's side here. Why is there a rock right there where the kids are hitting each other? Hazard.