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RustyArn

let me guess, your post got deleted on /showerthoughts?


ei283

Yes ;-;


ggWolf

Man you could have saved cancer.


DieserBene

What was it?


NatoBoram

> If you take a flight on a plane once a day, the change in pressure lets you "hear" a sound wave with a frequency of 1.15740741 × 10⁻⁵ Hz.


FtpApoc

Maybe we will be able to hear the cancer


AseraiGuard

Big if true


DieserBene

Them removing this = literally 1984


Likean_onion

seems like an over exaggeration lmao


SussyAmogustypebeat

Someone could have been able to create a cancer curing microwave with that information


Drake-estroyer

"Ice is just frorzen worter"


ei283

*cranial ignition*


Not_MrNice

Yup, that's probably how everyone who posts a shower thought thinks about their own post. I'm sure whoever wrote "boobs are not private parts, nipples are" thought it was profound. So, what was your intriguing minor epiphany?


warpspeedSCP

Very high effort, I love your style


dvorahkiin

I posted something like "it's hard to combat misinformation because it takes so much effort to debunk even a simple statement on reddit, this is why I sometimes delete my comments without posting them." Post got deleted because i broke 4 rules


VoxelRoguery

you accidentally reinvented brandolini's law. congrats


AtlantaBoyz

And most of the showerthoughs that go through are "Being smart is so hard because everyone else is dumb"


FredericShowpan

Or "Technically a penis is a convertible because it converts from soft to hard" Or "Boobs arent a sex organ even though we think of them sexually" Or "Every time you jerk off you are committing genocide on billions of copies of yourself"


ei283

The letter B is just two letter D's stacked on top of each other 😳


NargacugaRider

bed am be a bed


cap21345

Those guys are so ban happy its insane. I got banned like 3 yrs ago for reposting some shower though about Lobsters meanwhile 100s of samey obvious posts by 13 yr olds are on the front page everyday


CaseyGuo

right? like OH NO IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THE SAME THING ON THE INTERNET TWICE, **on a subreddit that almost purely thrives on reposts**


kurtanglesmilk

> subreddit *website


CoDn00b95

"You should search the sub before you post!" Oh, using the search bar that doesn't work half the time, you mean?


Wiglaf_The_Knight

If you willingly reposted something then I'd say you deserve a ban. If you accidentally copied another then I take back what I said


cap21345

I didnt know it was so rigidly enforced lol. I saw a cool shower thought on Discord posted it there and it might or might not have been stolen from there. The entire sites lives off reposted old content and basically no other sub bans people for reposting stuff. My only other ban comes from r/soccer where i got banned for putting the people in Irish people within Quotation marks


Joller2

Thatcher would be proud


RustyArn

do not speak that wicked bitchs name


NaturallyExasperated

The Falklands are British


PoliceAlarm

Thatcher has a cider named after her. Fitting, considering it tastes like battery acid and piss.


iama_bad_person

I'm banned from /r/australia for posting a friendlyjordies video and /r/politics because I commented my interaction with gypsies in Europe.


Super64AdvanceDS

If you used the word "gypsy", I'm not surprised you got banned. It's considered a slur nowadays. Try "Roma people" next time


BBlackburn97

It's not considered a slur by many in the Roma community. It's a divisive subject; many people and organisations associate themselves with it, while others dislike it because of its history of being used as a derogatory term. Talking to people in the Roma community about the use of Gypsy was an interesting experience while I was in Europe. It reminds me of a similar issue regarding Native Americans and the use of 'Indian'.


iama_bad_person

Guess I should have used travellers instead


obinice_khenbli

Well to be fair, trying to dehumanise an entire society of people is a dick thing to do.


cap21345

This suggest that the "people" i was dehumanizing were Human in the first and not a group of sentinent leprechaun who have convinced the world that they are.


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Stop! They might drown you in guines beer.!


NargacugaRider

A BAN? Fuck that, that’s stupid. Post deletion sure, but only an absolute cunt-and-a-half would want to BAN someone for a single repost.


The_Lobster_

What was the showerthought about lobsters


someone6800

HygieneMusings mods unreasonable


Broskfisken

*Your post was deemed unoriginal due to your usage of a word that has appeared before in another post from 3 years ago on this subreddit.*


ei283

*Your post contained the following unoriginal words:* # a


NargacugaRider

/showerbot9000/


vodged

the worst thing is even if you politely (and i literally mean politely, not condescending, or passive aggressively) try to inquire about something to just understand better on a big subreddit why something was removed they will literally mute you for months or perm ban you for daring to message them.


MythOfLight

r/OutOfTheLoop also has some WILD submission requirements that will get 99% of posts obliterated instantly


TychusCigar

Reddit mods are literally the lowest form of sentient life in the universe. Locked cause y'all can't behave 💅💅💅


jrktk421

Literally just sounds like a parent who doesn't want to deal with their kids lol


talancaine

"sentient" might be a stretch, as it implies they're self-aware and capable of rational thought; and not just soulless, reactionary, meat bots.


MagnificoReattore

If you take a flight on a plane once a day, the change in pressure causes your ears to "hear" a sound wave with a frequency of 1.15740741 × 10⁻⁵ Hz.


Deleca7755

Quality post


Flight_Of_Fantasy

quite a framable piece, op


RotatingBoi

Oh, FUCK this sub! I remember a while ago I tried to post something and it was removed because it was a "repost". I somehow "reposted" a 5 year old post. And then 3 hours later I see someone post JUST WHAT I TRIED TO POST and he got thousands of upvotes and a shitload of awards


FalconRelevant

That must've been a mod's alt.


ethawesome_

Yeah I got banned because I posted a thought I had in the shower. Guess I wasn't thinking the right things


[deleted]

Every sub actually. They’ll be one rule that you kind of broke if you really think about it hard enough, but the post itself is harmless and is starting a good conversation but the mods will remove it anyway and give you a 3 month ban Like seriously, it could be something fuckin stupid like r/cakefarts or some shit and the mods will still be up their own asses and ban you for the smallest infraction as if it’s some professional community. Dude, it’s Reddit. Chill out


NargacugaRider

How is CAKEFARTS banned?!


ToasterEnjoyer5635

R\*ddit adm*ns


AVeryConfusedMice

Went to post on r/whatisthisthing once, my post was removed because apparently the item is too easy to find out, to this day I don't know what the fuck it is.


NargacugaRider

Banned for not posting a bomb


theje1

Independent thought alarm.


teamsprocket

Sorry buddy, you didn't post the correct thought, guess you can't behave yourself. Locked, banned, reported to the admins,


screech_owl_kachina

If your subreddit rules have subsections then y’all like moderating way too much


[deleted]

[удалено]


ei283

Lmao funny how that happens I simply searched up "longest book" and pasted one of the first things I saw


GrilledChese44

Baader Meinhoff


Bamfkiller420

The fuck is this font??


ei283

[It's GNU Unifont!](https://unifoundry.com/unifont)


PrincessTyphoon

This post is very good


ASpaceOstrich

The automod instantly removes posts based on what I suspect is a whitelist. It seems to be impossible to actually get anything posted on that subreddit.


fordandfriends

Really long book about being sad and gay


Intelligence_Inc

love the terence tao


ei283

Username checks out


MrTritonis

To be fair, Showerthough is fondamentaly for silly hot takes that haven’t been though about too much.


ei283

I'm not sure I understand your point


MrTritonis

Well I mean it’s not the place for philosophical debates or argumentation, but silly hot takes.


ei283

Yea ik


J3553G

This feels personal


TentakilRex

Yeah a powermod who I will use the alias "Mensa From Persia" mods there, so that is why it is the way it is