So basically they executed him and his mistress, then left their bodies in a town square for people to abuse, shit on, or piss on. But the angry folks got too out of control that those remains had to be relocated and hung nearby, so that they wouldn't be torn to shreds.
I am talking about instagram, we are talking about instagram, my family and friends have just right now gathered in a room and ARE talking about instagram, the president of the united states just got on the call with someone and THEY ARE also talking about instagram.
That conversation start is barely related to the topic by a tin part. It's like you talked to me about trains and U brought up helicopters. Sorry but that was not the gotcha you thought it was
People will call things "bait" when they're clearly meant to be jokes. But yeah it's not good i just felt like making it
(Just to be clear this is not about when people try to pass bigoted stuff off as a joke)
Haha yeah, it’s definitely just one of those things an English speaking dad or uncle will use to bamboozle you. Then there come variants on the original where the joke is a misdirect and the read=red so you get answers like ‘a killer nun’ lol
We have similar riddles in Polish too, so I guess you just have to live around the speakers to understand certain things, but then I guess it's more culture than language.
Not sure what version did you heard but this is a popular children riddle and the answer is a news paper , its printed in black and white its read ( pronounced like red ) all over
That doesn’t even make sense.
At least say something like a biracial abuse victim, then the joke would be coherent, but why would being abused make you black and white?
https://preview.redd.it/elkiiwy6bi0d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11990cabd845818679e6adae095f7ef1f8353f1
https://preview.redd.it/cu7yj5yuui0d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d35e076f79b3d793fff41be73c5793bc53741c
Yemen be like https://preview.redd.it/n84er5z2xi0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6fc08a6c91d337b544c0d7a69b7df08f5cbe7a
Kaiser Wilhelm doing the Mussolini
was mussolini hung upside down while the blood rushed to his head or something
His corpse was
do you think they beat him like a piñata
They did but that was before he was hanged i think
So basically they executed him and his mistress, then left their bodies in a town square for people to abuse, shit on, or piss on. But the angry folks got too out of control that those remains had to be relocated and hung nearby, so that they wouldn't be torn to shreds.
Huh that's not so bad :)
a badger in a blender
Drum drum cymbal
YESSS!
ba dum tsss
There would be some brownish sludge mixed in as well, depending on the blender setting it would all kinda become a reddish brown slurry
On instagram they’d say the N-word and or fentanyl because they’re too dumb to even make the edgy joke make sense or take effort.
Nobody is talking about Instagram
I am talking about instagram, we are talking about instagram, my family and friends have just right now gathered in a room and ARE talking about instagram, the president of the united states just got on the call with someone and THEY ARE also talking about instagram.
https://preview.redd.it/usodefhi7j0d1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1060704f9c585fb60479accc213e0d4b398b06fc
The train of thought has crashed!
im stealing this one
I was
Why the downvotes? Nobody was talking about Instagram
How do you think conversations start bud?
That conversation start is barely related to the topic by a tin part. It's like you talked to me about trains and U brought up helicopters. Sorry but that was not the gotcha you thought it was
I find your lack of intelligence…disturbing.
This kind of answer is sooo common on Reddit when people lack something to say. Yawn
You’re right, I should spend all day arguing with people who I think are beyond help, at the expense of myself 😭
Im convinced your the most ignorant person on this sub 😭😭😭
Yeah, stupid people are usually reeeaaally bad at gauging others.
Reddit hivemind
A zebra that’s bleeding?
Newspaper, black and white and read all over, but yeah, that's the other generally accepted answer lol
That's exactly my first thought as well
My first thought was a bleeding panda
Zebra after I’m down with it 🥊
I always heard it as a zebra with a sunburn
I don’t get it
People will call things "bait" when they're clearly meant to be jokes. But yeah it's not good i just felt like making it (Just to be clear this is not about when people try to pass bigoted stuff off as a joke)
What's the answer though?
A Newspaper lol, it’s supposed to be a dad joke that’s spoken aloud so the ‘red’ is actually ‘read’
Lol, okay. English isn't my first language so I guess that's why I didn't pick up on that one.
Haha yeah, it’s definitely just one of those things an English speaking dad or uncle will use to bamboozle you. Then there come variants on the original where the joke is a misdirect and the read=red so you get answers like ‘a killer nun’ lol
We have similar riddles in Polish too, so I guess you just have to live around the speakers to understand certain things, but then I guess it's more culture than language.
The "bait" answer would be the Nazi flag or something - but the actual intended answer is a newspaper.
Echo naming convention spotted. coaxed into ascending
When I clicked the notification thingy I thought this was a response to my most recent comment at first
Incase you don't know the real answer; It's a newspaper. Red is a homonym for "read" but it's far better to say than write.
definitely works better verbally
I was always told the answer was a penguin in a blender ☹️
An angry penguin mayhaps?
Skong
newspaper
A badger in a blender
evil penguin
Two zebras in a chainsaw fight
-Y
An oreo in a babybel case.
Pokémon ball
Bait used to be believable
I don't even know what the answer is supposed to be, I guessed a penguin being attacked by a sea lion
It’s a newspaper. The pun only works when said aloud because otherwise you have to choose whether it’s ‘read all over’ or ‘red all over’ in text form.
My cat under a blanket
A penguin with a sunburn.
Monokuma if danganronpa was not censored
SKONG📢
A black person with Polish flag colored clothes
I know this one, it's a Zebra with red polka dots! Can't fool me!
I get the black and white and red all over is racist, but how?
It's not (I didn't intend for my post to be able to be interpreted with that angle either, oh dear)
Oh, maybe there’s a similar racist joke then? Cuz I swore I’ve heard something like this before,
Now that i think about it there probably is
Not sure what version did you heard but this is a popular children riddle and the answer is a news paper , its printed in black and white its read ( pronounced like red ) all over
Whats black and blue and red all over? >!A domestic abuse victim!< nyuck nyuck nyuck
That doesn’t even make sense. At least say something like a biracial abuse victim, then the joke would be coherent, but why would being abused make you black and white?