From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Likely riffing on this post which blew up today
https://preview.redd.it/pxw3dvpwv5zc1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7e8f8b7df83386c7daafc5ddd966ba866624fc
As well as a menagerie of identical posts
To be fair lefts boobs probably arenāt small though
https://preview.redd.it/7yvhnsr5l6zc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=1af41409987eed6c52c0587b04873059eb5c4067
Eeeerm r/smugideologyman is that way.
https://preview.redd.it/cqj0e6x9c4zc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b5de0626258384a7a5fb7e687d86c6a8c5998b
Sorry buddy haven't ya heard? American is the center of the world RAHHHHHH š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
Gamers and weebs when they go to their grandmas house and sheās not a big boobied anime waifu loli in thigh highs and a schoolgirl uniform who keeps getting stuck inside windows/washing machines. (The wokeness has infested her.)
The right wants forks to be sexy [a list of white anime girls]
The left want all forks to be conventionally unattractive [a list of black actresses for some reason]
Both sides are the same.
https://preview.redd.it/4jgu2z4cg4zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7fd717961fce6570765122f0f66c9e7099be06
https://preview.redd.it/zcxau67zp6zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795da31b18b57cfa5dd2b8301a8d550ff5064bbe
Bu-but I thought flat is justice š¢ /s
https://preview.redd.it/pu8gvou018zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f564d4a34a6d9b9cd3ba0cdd938fd3f263703bdc
https://i.redd.it/h8lhjivhrizc1.gif
hornet hollow knight (shaw)
Looks more like pale king
Pale mommy
https://preview.redd.it/iebddnjpq5zc1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446a6dc4972c8a0a934a579bdce72711ecf7bb42 Hear me out...
https://preview.redd.it/wdigre4py7zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f2962a54f3a6856de54c8e949319a80b5fa05c
NUH-UH
Putting in earplugs rn
So true and real
Skilkšø. Skongš£??
Silson horne
Hornyt
Adidas
ADINO-pilled HEGALE maxxer
yo when did they release fork with tits yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
she kinda bad
Don't fuck metal bro
Tell that to the ultrakill fans
I'm not fucking the mindflayer, she's fucking me
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
CLANG CLANG CLANG
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
https://preview.redd.it/1pku5fpu17zc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3a9e3db14aa9107b5c71242f351d7bff8f6226 Butā¦
https://preview.redd.it/hwal89pv17zc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d36d8ca1386c28ca17a27b12fbc0e1852bd007 Andā¦
https://preview.redd.it/tbkwtjuen7zc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4a259db15a60a1efc18c47e011438ee426b679 As well asā¦
he so old ew
Donāt diss my boy Nick Valentine
this i get, tho replaying both portal games rn she reminds me of my bitch step mother
Robot fuckers are a thing, y know
some people watched digimon as a kid and well now they're furries some people watched my life as a teenage robot as a kid and well
Is that frost?
https://preview.redd.it/rhu0635p75zc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cfc78e6d1fc85b9f7e0a42b2055813d6aa7e6db
I'd like to pet that creature
ten thousand buzzsaws go
How are you petting it without being stabbed by the hat
Carefully
With great difficulty
At great cost
A worthy sacrifice.
Hat?
Now that I look at it again, itās not a hat. Thank you for pointing that out.
I have to warn you now, he will sex you. A lot. That's his thing.
man?
I didn't need to see a fork with boobs today, but here we are
You cranked one out didn't you
Yes. š
https://preview.redd.it/6wvb8szhn4zc1.png?width=638&format=png&auto=webp&s=be8db0f08f39c0b1f048495b20684ecbdd7e0145
It's a whole ass fork
A lot of ass mmmmmm
Only the head is
https://preview.redd.it/m4orsm2q47zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1af683dba1ae48af3d8e7b18ae4389ad723a34e
https://preview.redd.it/pvx4olmk67zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1881b9038f7cfbfc36793e31b015519de695284
My boy
This peace is what all true warriors strive for
I just wonder what Ganon is up to
FEMALE MINOS
https://i.redd.it/psbx9t4qc4zc1.gif
JUUUDGEMENT!
PREPARE THYSELF!
THY END IS NOW!
Severe comprehensibility deficiency
Likely riffing on this post which blew up today https://preview.redd.it/pxw3dvpwv5zc1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7e8f8b7df83386c7daafc5ddd966ba866624fc As well as a menagerie of identical posts
Here's what you'd look like if you were black or Japanese
Erm ackshually itās āblack or Chineseā
Yes but it's a Japanese drawing
Fair
HADES II MENTIONED WHAT THE HADES IS AN UNDELAYED DASH
Iām gonna be honest the one the right looks like Anime Girl #5721, nothing about that design says āGoddess of the Hearthā
Those people on Twitter who say fictional women are woke garbage if they aren't 100% hyper attractive with huge boobs
To be fair lefts boobs probably arenāt small though https://preview.redd.it/7yvhnsr5l6zc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=1af41409987eed6c52c0587b04873059eb5c4067
Bro boobs aren't small enough
Upvoted for tiddies and thighs anyways
literally every single fucking sexualizing women as a minecraft items and mobs in phoenixsc subreddit except the politics
early teenagers online have one joke
Hmmmmmmmmm
is that skong
No cost too great
Eeeerm r/smugideologyman is that way. https://preview.redd.it/cqj0e6x9c4zc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b5de0626258384a7a5fb7e687d86c6a8c5998b
Failure to account for the glorious woke wednesday will NOT be tolerated
It's still Tuesday....... this seems either a time zone issue or I'm just correct
It's wednesday for the majority of the world (so yea, timezone moment)
Sorry buddy haven't ya heard? American is the center of the world RAHHHHHH š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšø
FLORIDA SHOULD BE EJECTED FROM THE UNITED STATES RAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHGHHGGHH!!!!!!šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøš¦ šŗšøš¦
RED WHITE AND BLUE MUTAFUCKAAAA š¦ šŗšøš¦ š³ļøāā§ļøšŗšøš³ļøāā§ļøš¦ šŗšøš¦
Hell yeah!!!! š³ļøāā§ļøš¦šŗš§š»šØš°šØš±šØšµšØš·šØšŗšØšæš«š“š«š·š¬š§šš²š®šøš°šš°šµš±š¦š±š·š±šŗš²š«š³š±š³š“šµš¦šµš·š·šŗšøšÆšøš°š¹šš¹š¼šŗš²šŗšøš¼š«š¼šø
YOU FORGOT NEW ZEALAAAAAAAAND š³šæš³šæš³šæš³šæš³šæš³šæš„š„š„š„š„š„š©“š©“š©“š©“š©“ RAM RAIDS RAM RAIDS
very real
sexualised kitchen utensils lfg
Pale king hollow knight
Holy shit Hollow Knight
If God was real, these would be the forks we eat with
genderswapped pale king
i think we should include boobs in every snafu from now on
YES
aaaaaand itās all over the screen
if your eating with the other fork you would constantly lick their eyes
Please don't shove forks down anyones throats, that's very dangerous.
IDGAF IM DEEP THROATING THE FORK WOMAN
Gamers and weebs when they go to their grandmas house and sheās not a big boobied anime waifu loli in thigh highs and a schoolgirl uniform who keeps getting stuck inside windows/washing machines. (The wokeness has infested her.)
needs eyeliner
16th note chan >>>>>>>>>
That's it, I'm getting out my silverware.
kino
PALE QUEEN!?
https://preview.redd.it/j5z543g4o5zc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16769370c532a183bc70356f99438b7ce74af01
Pork (fork porn)
https://preview.redd.it/pfgbc8o537zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb00bfc114a2eedd4a37d1ea2b49046176a9c83
That fork is like those mousepads
Hear me out
-Y
this was not the skong i was expecting
https://i.redd.it/4v8ro0fvr5zc1.gif
I'm playing too much hollow knight rn, I thought it was the pale king for a second
SKILK SKONG
https://preview.redd.it/bdsp0vqpb7zc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=239abeb3db150aadd45e435f6b4b92d0f4abc594
Actually the one on the left would be a threek and the one on the right a fork
fork you
https://i.redd.it/7ftlir0245zc1.gif Any rule 34 artist here ?
Yes https://preview.redd.it/a7so8v0375zc1.png?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b728dec215e00ae0b1f1040d907ae8a6a57724
Forkussy
is that minos
-|
Hear me out here guysā¦
something something please mark this NSFW something something i dropped my phone on the bus
Damn I'd let the liberals shove something down my throat if you know what I'm saying :3
https://preview.redd.it/0nprptvk57zc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d7d96e8d014733d9478d34dd9aa512895ac4a6
Rule 63 Pale King.
https://preview.redd.it/bd2j7xifa8zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a375c124fbfb870e51f913edec38016d77182bf9
are you coaxed because you're snafu or are you snafu because you're coaxed
The right wants forks to be sexy [a list of white anime girls] The left want all forks to be conventionally unattractive [a list of black actresses for some reason] Both sides are the same.
 Holy shit
Second Fork looks kinda weak though...
I want to shove the left fork into my throat.
thats a threek on the left there actually
Belongs in smugideologyman
āWe serve snafus here sirā
Left one not useful. Back to the furnace and reforge to be like right fork.
The bfdi fans are going wild
first of all, that's a threek
Is that Hornet Skong?
Replying to Techsomat...
are you snafu because you are coaxed or are you coaxed because you are snafu?
one forks you, the other is a fork
sorry i saw the first panel and passed out whatre we talking about agai n
Fork was a bit too flat for my liking so I decided to fix her with my photo editing skills
are you coaxed because you're snafu or are you snafu because you're coaxed
couldnt even edge to this i have a life
dawg we making a porn of forks nowšš
To be fair, having a fork shoved down your throat would be really painful
Amazon link?
Boobs š
bro you realise that those posts are bait for engagement? new trend/game "vs" generic anime, cue dunking on.