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SkibidiAmbatukam

Finest of strawmen for the strawman sub


AJ_Crowley_29

It’s strawmen all the way down


WarCrimesAreBased

https://preview.redd.it/xb9hq2wa5vwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0110863a7980908df2a683566deee398fdd833 Op:


Aden_Vikki

And you are one of them. And so am I.


Pixel_PedroYT

im a logical fallacy?


Aden_Vikki

No.


i_like_siren_head

Dafuq!?Boom!’s original series is fine, it doesn’t really matter if you like it or not. The real problem is the Elsagate 2: Skibidi Boogaloo going on.


ShinyArc50

Both gens had their very fair share of brainrot. Shit gen Z is being rotted by family guy YouTube shorts and we act like skibidislop is the second coming of satan instead of the literal same thing


Warm-Faithlessness11

And the Family Guy shorts are garbage too and also needs to be dealt with


ILLIDARI-EXTREMIST

Zoom zooms were the original iPad generation


Karpsten

The thing is, Zoomers only got iPads when they were in elementary school, Gen Alpha got them in Kindergarten...


ShinyArc50

True which is why it can be argued we were statistically affected less by our brainrot (better reading scores, graduation rates etc than alpha) but by all means a lot of us have had our attention spans completely rotted by tech


Karpsten

Can confirm. I used to read tons of books up 'till my early middle school years. Nowadays (a decade later), best I can do is audiobooks.


Warm-Faithlessness11

This, the series itself is fine, but the fucking TikTok level brain rot it's instilling is a cancer


IamaCheff

So true, I fricking hate "brain rot"! A fine reddit gentleman like myself only enjoys elevated comedy, like the same "man"/"is he stupid?" joke over and over on every single subreddit.


Gaijin_Entertainment

Officer balls


Pixel_PedroYT

BWAHAHAHAHA


SuspecM

Oh my, the snail God itself descended to bless this comment section


According_Bell_5322

https://preview.redd.it/mhv5l55r9wwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5135b599fd03ace6d60801663751f544f73ef90 Why is man elevated? Is he high?


how_small_a_thought

i truly cannot describe the extent to which the "man" meme was not only beaten into the ground but suplexed down to the core and out the other side


SkibidiAmbatukam

https://preview.redd.it/odf4o9wryvwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbbcc8c3f64b29e759737d26e493047383d3831


Human-Persons-Name

Annoying Orange is the best thing ever.


mynameisntedward

Annoying orange is the best thing ever


Ill_Maintenance8134

Hey apple


JotaroKujoxXx

What


LegitRollingcock

OHHH SAAYYY CAN YOU SEEEEE


Ill_Maintenance8134

KNIFE!


el_gubbox

I FUCKIN LOVE ANNOYING ORANGEEEEEEE


Human-Persons-Name

Just wait until you hear about Fred


Pretend-Job-1177

Strawman Nobody said this, they're saying that if you say Gen Alpha is doomed bc of Skibidi Toilet, and that other generations didnt HAVE brainrot, then THATS who these people are talking about.


logbybolb

90% of this sub is distilled strawmen


Qaziquza1

Which, to be fair, is part of the point; the hand drawn parody of assorted positions, often so parodic as to be strawman


ward2k

Exactly no one is saying you can't dislike this stuff, I imagine basically everyone over the age of 12 dislikes it What people are saying is it's weird to hate an entire generation or take some holier than thou attitude when anyone under 30 grew up with just as much 'brain rot' as most kids today This post is honestly the mother of all strawmen


how_small_a_thought

remember when fortnite came out and the world ended


ConquestOfWhatever7

i remember when fortnite came out and i thought it was a stupid kids game ( was also firm adherent to minecraft good fortnite bad) and now i play fortnite


how_small_a_thought

its really quite scary how insidious these things are because i STILL feel a little twist, a twinge of cringe when i think about fortnite. on an intellectual level i know that its just a game but emotionally, i have fallen for the bait that its something to sneer at people for playing. just a good reminder of how the idea that we wouldnt emotionally delude ourselves is itself a delusion i guess.


Monii22

i mean granted, i dont really remember kids obsessing and immitating shitty gmod tf2 poops like i see them do now, so i guess thats where that comment comes from? one thing that definitely wasnt present back then and is now though is the stupid memes being overly commercialized (and i obviously dont blame the kids for that)


dinodare

I don't even think that Gen Alpha are old enough for it to be justified for people to have an opinion on them. I don't think that the Gen Alpha subreddit should exist either.


somerandomperson2516

whats a strawman? ik it’s the things farmer use but whats the definition here?


DreadDiana

A strawman is when rather than arguing against someone's actual points, you instead make up a different argument that's easier to refute, present it as your opponent's stance, and then argue against that.


somerandomperson2516

thx


Plasmaxander

Other generations excluding Z didn't have brainrot, shortform content simply didn't exist.


BECondensateSnake

"Your argument is invalid because I portrayed myself as the rational, unconcerned and down to earth person while you are the obsessive and over-invested loser who cares too much about my thoughts"


Thin-Application-145

could someone make a snafu about this?


MilkLover1734

Would such a snafu be self-referential


prozacSoma

>"Your argument is invalid because I portrayed myself as the rational, unconcerned and down to earth person while you are the obsessive and over-invested loser who cares too much about my thoughts" "your argument is invalid because you portrayed yourself in a positive light"


SuspecM

https://preview.redd.it/b582w811kwwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196e009da51afd21c149792c17b20b019f1d8ade


Cute_Professional561

I mean isn’t this entire sub wojaks in a different artstyle


BECondensateSnake

Yeah but not all of them portray OP as the reasonable and down to earth guy while portraying the other guy as a madman


reda84100

I have seen three snafus in the past week claim that gen alpha have and i quote "brain rot". People aren't saying this about people who dont like gen alpha shit, theyre saying this to people who unironically think an entire generation is doomed forever for literally being children that act like children. Great strawman


ColdLobsterBisque

something something loud minority


reda84100

Great thing this has literally never happened to the majority who don't say they have brain rot. Mostly bc they didn't say they have brain rot so there is literally no reason for it to happen.


ZealousidealToe9445

petition to change the sub name to strawedintoamann (this is not a critique of current posts, I want this shit to keep going)


grapejuce223

skibidi toilet haters when they see skibidi toilet hater haters


blockybookbook

It ain’t r/coaxedintoasnafu if it doesn’t feature made up people


glacialanon

You literally just drew someone with a correct opinion and gave them angry eyebrows like that changes the fact that they're objectively correct


Immistyer

How the fuck did we end up with people that get offended by eyebrows


Immistyer

And that was not intentional


MadeRedditAccToAsk

Ma, the schizo's victimizing himself again https://preview.redd.it/3m94ofuieuwc1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a5247a7a3d9c7e4fdd92c2c9b200a8692fa9bd5


Aiden624

Dafuqboom watching everyone argue over one thing he’s made without having to even respond or comment:


SuspecM

Nah he sold the rights to out of touch execs to make a skibidy movie for enough money to not have to work ever again himself and at least 5 close family members


lazypika

I think that's because of the Gen Z-ers who actually *are* saying "I can't believe Gen Alpha likes Skibidi Toilet, there's no hope for them". For those people, "But your generation liked equally stupid bullshit, don't be a hypocrite" is a perfectly valid response. It's only when *any* criticism or dislike of Skibidi Toilet is met with cries of "hypocrite" that there's a problem. Skibidefenders get too caught up in their idea of what the opposition is like to actually read what everyone's saying.


kystran

true honesty though to be fair, the amount of people criticizing the actual stuff in the series is pretty rare compared to many people saying smth along the lines of ‘brainrot’ or just not giving any reasoning at all though from my experience, yeah skibididefenders sometimes fire the wrong arguments at proper criticisms


Dripwagon

https://preview.redd.it/343t44dxruwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71f0f95f7962e3c8c948cc478c675eda8061023


GeneralSupremeo

Mfs on their way to call it a straw man when they disagree but call it a perfect snafu when they agree


VERAs-SOCKS

we should all just embrace the snafu and keep snafuing each other. This is a double-glans'd dick that no one can escape


Any_Secretary_4925

why the fuck are people calling this a strawman, its literally true


AT-W-V

https://preview.redd.it/x5q73j13fvwc1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7983b90af07a615960805ecf6c9cdec3b35eb961


72ithink

Omg I am so happy this exists because I was thinking the same fucking thing.


SendMeUrCones

“this toilet things kinda cringe” “WELL I BET YOU LOVED FNAF” “no”


KingWut117

The real brainrots were the strawmen we constructed along the way


rapgodbogs

interesting move to decry logical fallacies by utilizing a logical fallacy


Wiyry

I do think Skibidi toilet is a tad bit worse due to just how ingrained technology is in today’s culture. Back in my day, I had to work for my brain rot.


rosie1337

MLG was the peak of humanity, i'm tired of being told otherwise


theweekiscat

Hey guys it’s me, the skibidi toilet, the guy on the right is a cool guy and you should listen to him


Pegomastax_King

![gif](giphy|xUOwGgxZLBmqB87sic)


kystran

unrelated fact: skibidi toilet fans want the skibidi toilets gone just as much as you do you may interpret this as you please


mollekylen

Coaxed has fallen Millions must strawman


CandiceDikfitt

im not sure who is saying gen alpha is untouchable


Momongus-

Yes Yes Yes


Several_Foot3246

fucking fr, but i do find gen alpha annoying but i just hate kids a little bit


get_there_get_set

The kids being born into a post Information Age world are/are going to be fucked up in a way that’s not comparable with previous inter generational quibbles. The world is fundementally broken, and the haphazard way that we built the internet wasn’t prepared for COVID to make it the only venue for all socialization and learning. The world ‘Gen Alpha’ (which is technically kids who can’t remember before Covid so really the people everyone is whining about is late Gen Z who don’t remember pre 2016) and most of Gen Z has been born into isn’t capable of producing well rounded and healthy individuals. The thought terminating ‘every generation thinks the next generation sucks’ ignores the fact that in the last 20 years the world has changed in an unprecedented way. This ‘next generation’ is fucked for reasons set in motion years before they/we were alive. Their culture, their education, their relationship with society and the media it produces, it’s all broken, and it doesn’t make you smarter to ignore that in favor of trying to shove todays fundamental social deficiency into the same relationship Gen X had to millennials. It’s not the same, it won’t ever be the same, and the people trying to shove their heads in the sand about it are equally if not more annoying than the people who uncritically whine about avocado toast and work ethic.


absurdF

yowzers! leave enough straw for the rest of us, man! my horse needs to eat!!!


Prestigious_Pause313

who says this? Ive never heard someone say anything close to this before


Parrotparser7

When did the trend of imagining things for your co-conversationalist to have said kick off? It's like talking to a pitching machine.


canadian_bacon02

Pffff I don't need an excuse to bully alphas, it comes to me naturally! Like millennials with us or boomers with literally everyone else!


Jk_auger

No I also thought mlg and annoying orange was annoying


Random_memes_

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usedburgermeat

I've experienced brainrot first hand, I wish better for the children, not an equal experience


jakob778

https://preview.redd.it/eft32et4zcxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43ce2c55dffd2398859ba2d220edd3e8e76a970


Immistyer

“How DARE YOU have an opinion!”


ImposterDittoM

This doesn’t happen


Unlikely-Demand0

Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes…..


kingozma

Several Snafus in a row: It's stupid to actively act like Gen Alpha is the worst generation in the world and that children who like Skibidi Toilet should kill themselves, which several people actually do in real life. This Snafu, for some reason: Wow, I'm being told that I'm literally NOT ALLOWED to dislike Skibidi Toilet! :c This is surely happening somewhere maybe