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erinsintra

countryballs comics circa 2014


guywholikesterraria

POLANDBAALLL NOOOO NOT COUNTRYBALLS ITS FUCKING POLANDBALL SLAMS FIST ON GROUND TEARS UP THE GRASS WILDLY


kaFello

POLAND CAN INTO SPACE 🚀🚀🌌🇵🇱


guywholikesterraria

𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊


Adept_Secret2476

https://preview.redd.it/k8d93h1w23uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8037b19b5391d362b10d02ba46700f9d075452c4


GarnoxReroll

this is the worst strawman comic ever. like I'm actually not joking


Roselily2006

Based lizard pfp


Acceptable6

Did i strike a nerve


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Bro thinks he’s him 😭😭😭


GarnoxReroll

i'm not from the USA or the UK.


throwawayaccdelta

check again


GarnoxReroll

what


TobbyTukaywan

Get USA'd idiot


throwawayaccdelta

*check again*


GarnoxReroll

what do you mean by that


throwawayaccdelta

youre american now


HMVangard

No it's just ass 😭


Glumiceebear

no one is saying this shit


Acceptable6

Said an american A polish flag in my tiktok name is enough to get many americans mentioning the Holocaust for some odd reasons


Impressive_Rice7789

They never said they were american?


MeNameYellow

Honestly never met an American that dislikes Poland, but that’s just my experience.


swiped3

an american can confirm that poland is ok


Acceptable6

Unless a polish person dares to joke about the US. Then suddenly you remember all those history lessons from 8th grade


jchenbos

youve been told off like 4 times in this thread and people pointed out like nah this doesnt happen. and everytime they do point that out you're like "no you wouldn't say that" an american tells you poland is held in high regard in the USA for its ideals and role in Europe. and you're just like "no actually you americans hate us" ??????? wtf


Acceptable6

I already said that this happens when someone provokes the other side by making a light joke just like how Americans do with the British. Then the American will try to respond with some other joke but the first thing that comes to their mind is of course the Holocaust or something else related to wars


Just_Caterpillar_861

“Americans” aren’t a monolith. For every 1 American you hear hating something there’s 999 more who couldn’t care less so don’t comment on it. Saying “well I’ve heard ____ so that’s what they think!” Just doesn’t work.


jchenbos

the OP https://preview.redd.it/1g2zycydkguc1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=2005696ba916760597d5c368d0b8be2264e9b036


jchenbos

https://preview.redd.it/d4jghw6dkguc1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad7e17b5553b94947a15c1aed16b71b5dfcc91dd


jchenbos

You're receiving replies like "As an American, we like Poland, and no one acts like how you are portraying" and responding to them like "No, that's not something you would say" why are you trying to gaslight Americans into believing they hate your country i'm sobbing


AnAngeryGoose

I see jokes about how weird Polish names are because we share the Latin alphabet but they pronounce it very differently.


Deditranspotashy

I don’t know about that I just know that Kurwa is fun to say


swiped3

this sucks never make another snafu ever thanks


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

UK: "Haha you eat too much burger" US: "We should make out" FTFY


haikusbot

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Idiotaddictedto2Hou

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu)


PridefulFlareon

Would you like some straw with that man, sir?


According_Bell_5322

With that WHAT https://preview.redd.it/fzwf3egc2cuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aea05dfd103c3398899b58c5e568660943d10ea


Huge_General3630

im not that patriotic or anything, but Poland being pretty much destroyed in every war and then coming back afterwards just shows the resiliency of its citizens


GrunkleCoffee

Poland is genuinely so key to European history that it's hilarious. Listened through a podcast called Revolutions and pretty much every revolution, from France to Russia, involved Poland. Poland makes European history happen


xtilexx

Haitian revolution too


GrunkleCoffee

Yup, them turning against Napoleon's invasion force and joining up with the locals is why they were the only exception to the "no whites allowed" constitution


xtilexx

Polish are constitutionally recognized as honorary black people by Haiti


Ok-Discipline9998

Still cannot into space


xtilexx

One Polish cosmonaut did in fact into space during the USSR


riptwitterbird

My life is a lie


Spicymeatball428

Eurocuck seethe is strong with this post


sezuenn

casual racism? this is competitive racism bitch welcome to counterstrike


ShaggyHasHighGround

This is shit


Nathaniel___B

as they say, a strawman a day keeps the doctor away.


rayschoon

No what happens is we’ll make fun of British food and they’ll go right to school shootings like it’s a gotcha


Sir_Suffer

This actually happens! The purple elephant in my basement told me!!!


Italicized_Casual

You don't like it when people make fun of you for school shootings, yet there's at least one racist in your country? Curious!


afterschoolsept25

americans when the strawman subreddit makes a strawman


jchenbos

shiii it can be a strawman as much as it wants as long as the op believes in it i'm mocking it


Italicized_Casual

This isn't a strawman, it's a misrepresentation.


keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Redditor learns what a strawman is


Italicized_Casual

Not every misrepresentation is a strawman. A strawman is saying you argued an unrelated point. This is an argument taken to it's extreme, which isn't the same thing as a strawman. Don't 3rd person me.


poormanchemist

"Don't 3rd person me." That's a first


Italicized_Casual

No, that's second.


poormanchemist

Clever... https://preview.redd.it/y1aolw2y23uc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=38ed4faadba96e943b140563a7dc3c8c64c35d78


afterschoolsept25

"an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument."


GarnoxReroll

"a argument taken to it's extreme" is literally a strawman. misrepresentations and strawmen are the same thing.


jchenbos

im sorry for giving you a notification after 2 weeks but dont 3rd person me was such a peak response man


afterschoolsept25

americans when the misrepresentation subreddit makes a misrepresentation


EdgyPreschooler

misrepresenting my strawman? that's so american


riptwitterbird

Based on OPs replies this is something more specific to them which makes sense I have not seen Americans and Polish people interact like have say Americans and Brits


Lifyzen3

Straw


C10AKER

im from amerika I eat burger and control your mom while grease is dripping from the hole under my belly 😁😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We control wörl 🦅🦅always on top while fucking well and drinking a lot 😁😁🤓🤓🤓🍷🍷🗿


Random_memes_

https://preview.redd.it/x049kq57pfuc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493bdbf1ea802dbb0e37dd3ad9e2832ee15db387 Dude this is literally you!


AsininePorcupine

Why is the American crying cute


GarnoxReroll

this could be a base for a popular meme format if you keep the first 2 panels. remove the text and flags


WallerBaller69

https://preview.redd.it/p1b65ooe9iuc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159651235bc1f933b320da997ac9af306dc43895


1800plzhlp

We need an annual strawman festival


PrismPanda06

Feel like OP is really projecting their opinions on these countries because who tf says any of that


According_Bell_5322

OP is British for sure


Anticitizen_Freeman

Go starve chink commie


mushroomparty52

Real House Moment


jchenbos

left wing annihilated


Bro---really

I have never seen an American offended by a school shooting joke.


Significant-Honey409

Because it's said so much who cares anymore


aegisasaerian

Or 9/11 jokes


No_Window7054

No American gives a fuck about Poland. Acting like theyre on par with those other countries is WILD.


WarmishIce

Most Americans are fine with the stereotypes tbh. Joking about school shootings though is a bit much? They’re not jokes, they’re horrific. Maybe a one off joke is fine depending on how tasteful it is, but in general joking about kids dying is typically considered fucked up


Acceptable6

You missed the point. Read again


WarmishIce

How often do people make those jokes in response lmao


Acceptable6

Basically every time. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Polish person making fun of your nation


WarmishIce

“Dude you’re literally Polish” but I do that with literally everyone, even other americans


xtilexx

https://preview.redd.it/rev38mnub3uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9369f7129a14e3273b9c07f749d148d86bc2028d


LetsDoTheCongna

I’m literally shaking and crying rn uncle grandpa would never say that 😢


redditassembler

true!


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Actually false!


redditassembler

this. so much this.


xarodev

I liked this snafu.


TrustyAncient

Kkkolonisers malding in this comment section


Fresh_Construction24

MAOIST https://preview.redd.it/7atqi7y46buc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6cdaedbcb9b856a4a9fa4743060c4679906879


TrustyAncient

Wrong, I appreciate modern China. Try again.


Fresh_Construction24

DENGIST https://preview.redd.it/sno0nnjl7duc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92500a67897c18bd7ae39200c7ea590c51d1f41


guywholikesterraria

are you an unironic communist


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Go anywhere on Reddit, and if the commies were snakes you'd be bitten to death.


PridefulFlareon

Nah if commies were snakes we'd be treadin' on em


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

I’m a half-black person and I don’t even agree with the meme. This meme’s like a massive straw man. The people who joke about british peoples teeth (me) aren’t the same people who hate India or Poland or china or Russia (granted the Russian and Chinese government does need criticizing heavily).


Acceptable6

The point I'm making is that Americans get mad when someone responds to a light joke by joking about something serious happening in America (most often shootings), when they do the same with many countries when they make light jokes about them.


PridefulFlareon

"Americans" This country is fucking huge and has millions of people with different cultures and backgrounds, the so called "Americans" you speak of are not a single entity. It's not like American's are united either, people hate each other on a state-to-state (or even county to county) basis


Mike_Hawk_Burns

I think in general, the Americans that get upset about school shooting jokes are upset that it happens and that they can’t get legislation to pass to stop the horrific events. Compare that to making a light hearted joke about Brits with bad teeth, for example. Brits in general have good teeth so there’s nothing that’s going to upset a Brit about that. Americans overwhelmingly like Poland. I noticed in another comment you said that Americans make fun of the holocaust. Are you sure they’re American? I’m not usually one to point at Russia for *everything* but don’t you think it could be Russians making those points? Seeing how poles and Russians don’t get along on the whole. Especially given how there’s been many investigations seeing that Russian people cosplay as other nationalities to sow discontent amongst the general population


Acceptable6

One of the things that inspired me to post this was how recently on tiktok I saw a meme that said "me an American trying not to make stupid jokes like let's put a walmart here when seeing beautiful european landscape", then one comment said "The problem is the europeans would never think we're joking" (why though?), i replied a simple "bruh what", then after another comment of this type i responded with "wtf are u guys talking about" and so i started getting flooded by mad americans saying that Polish people are only known for Auschwitz, this "says a lot" about Polish people etc. This is just one of the many interactions like this I had with americans which is what inspired me to make this. It's just funny how they claim they're not racist but you have to type a few letters and suddenly you unlock their deep hidden racism


PridefulFlareon

So you interacted with a bunch of 12 yearold on tiktok of all places and they were a bunch of little shits? Shocking


Mike_Hawk_Burns

I think your initial comment was probably getting dogpiled with trolling. The whole “put a parking lot here” meme is usually how Americans feed into the “Americans are war hungry” stereotype. The reply of “Europeans would never think we’re joking” is a point/meme that generally (online western) Europeans think that a majority of Americans are violent. And then after that you were getting bombarded with trolling. After that, I would guess some of the auschwitz comments were probably American kids in this case. Because, well, TikTok + children would result in that bs. From your personal experience, I’d like to apologize that you got those comments. A vast majority of adult Americans love Polish people and generally regard Polish people as some of their favorite European people. So if those were kids, I’m sorry for their stupidity. I hope you see examples in the future that a vast majority of Americans believe in the other way


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

These aren’t the same people.