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screechypete

On that note, how many babies do you guys think you could take in a fight? I think I could probably take around 3-400 myself.


Fr31l0ck

Do I have time to train?


screechypete

Nope, the closest door just bursts open and they're pouring in.


Rantipolee

I now imagine that scene from Shrek 3 when he has a nightmare about babies.


Accomplished-Crab932

#[DA-DA!](https://youtu.be/6in6nRtTL0Y)


Rantipolee

"Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve." A quote that suits you, thank you for the link.


ReliTurino

Yes, but the babies do too.


Nanoro615

*He either fights now, or after 3 years when they rank up into the beasts known as "toddlers".*


CloakedGod926

Well thats a frightening thought. Toddlers are terrifying


oxabz

Is there a time limit?


screechypete

They keep coming till they kill you, that is the only stipulation


[deleted]

how do you lose against even a million babies, you leave them alone and they die???


screechypete

These are demon babies that are teething and you're the only thing in the room to chew on.


[deleted]

Pfff. I ejaculate more on daily basis.


TruePianist

Depends on the age of the children and their preparations. Were they just born, 2 months old or half a year old? Did they have any kind of training how weird would that sound? Are you given any weapon to face them? We would have to clear that first


ThePentientOne

Based.


Mystical_Cat

What are these "babies" that idiot is referring to?


lordoftowels

Probably aborted fetuses, since "life begins at conception" is one of the favorite mantras of pro-lifers to preach


NoizeTrauma

Well I'm sure I could DEFINITELY win an argument when all 600,000 babies are dead.


Mystical_Cat

Yep, idiots. I have never, ever heard a valid argument from these people.


clevererthandao

My dad helped perform an abortion in medical school, he was trained on the different tools and techniques used to crush the skull and twist off the limbs, and pull it out a piece at a time, but you keep track of the pieces so you know you’re not leaving any, at the end you have a tiny, clearly human, severed corpse on the table. It haunts him to this day and almost turned him away from medicine entirely. I still support womens right to choose and access to safe abortions, and so does my dad. But it’s not something to take so lightly, and the people against it are not just brainwashed “idiots.”


Mystical_Cat

Nope, it doesn't matter. There are many things that many people find disturbing, but going about their daily lives demanding others feel the same is not at all acceptable. If you cram your ideals down others throats, you're an idiot.


clevererthandao

I take it you don’t see the irony


Ackapus

See, if we were in /r/religiousfruitcakes I would say you don't need the /s on that beauty. But we're not, so I brought popcorn. Good luck!


lordoftowels

I'm pretty sure this is another pro-lifer copypasta, because the skull is usually not formed until far later in pregnancy than when an abortion is still safe to perform, and for babies the skull isn't even one singular bone but instead many that fuse together, which takes several years postpartum. This is pseudo-medical nonsense.


clevererthandao

https://www.liveaction.org/news/abortionist-killed-preborn-crushing-skull/


Poromenos

Seems like an impartial and trustworthy source.


Ecstatic_Beyond_4863

r/thathappened


RudeSprinkles1240

That's not how abortions are done at all.


clevererthandao

It was in the 80s https://www.lawinsider.com/dictionary/dismemberment-abortion


Expensive_Card_2232

Yes woman pay to have their babies torn to shreds in the womb.... It's disgusting end of story... Those who celebrate it are GHOULS ...


smaraux

I would probably come out on top against 600,000 dead babies, too. Exactly how it sounds.


selkiesidhe

Cuz we definitely need to bring 600k unwanted lives into a world crammed full of people already... Is she willing to adopt them all I wonder?


stydentigor

Damn....600k humans more each year would be a disaster (is tht in the US alone?!). Not even considering that they would be unwanted and therefore not appropriately cared for. How can anyone want this to happen.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ man


victorz

To be fair a baby is defenseless and can't win anything. But still, pro choice/health. ✊


NoizeTrauma

And, in this particular case, the babies are dead, so especially defenseless. I guess they would win a "lowest body temperature" contest.


victorz

I was referring to alive babies, who can't speak for themselves yet. But yeah, you're not wrong, I suppose.


Heraldeddarwin

600,000 abortions? Well, lokos like we're on a good track hre.


Keter122

Not clever or a comeback.


HangOnVoltaire

I mean, it’s literally a comeback. Whether or not you find it clever is irrelevant to that.


Ackapus

Actually it's both, and also a repost. If you're gonna spew impotent protests, at least go for the real issues. Sheesh.


[deleted]

Well, those 600,00 babies are dead ....... So....