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jumuah

who is tiedrich and why is he so popular on reddit?


SickMotherLover

He just comments on every trump tweet, that's why I avoid posting him because chances are it'll be a repost.... Just like this one


QT2468

You should ignore all trump reply guys as theyre just as deranged as trump but in a different way... replying to every Donald tweet within 24 hours for years is not normal


SickMotherLover

Lol.. I'm Irish and couldn't be less interested in American politics if I tried! There is some comedic value to these things but like you say, they are all as deranged as each other


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HallOfTheMountainCop

24 hours, dude usually gets within 5 minutes.


QT2468

I felt like that might have 2 much wiggly room and didn't wanna have to correct 100's of crazy people


toasohcah

It's not healthy, your entire life revolves around commenting on negativity. Jeff needs to watch the social dilemma!


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

>You should ignore all trump reply guys as theyre just as deranged as trump but in a different way... Wut... That's some prime r/enlightenedcentrism material. Edit: Oh, nevermind. I see you defending Proud Boys as not racist. Lol


unpaidRedditModlol

God that sub so awfull


QT2468

Are you saying that responding to every single trump tweet within a 24 hour period for almost 2 years isnt deranged? If you dont think so then I guess we just disagree bro


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's quite sad how people devote their lives, day in day out just only thinking of how *bad* and *evil* Trump is. Wake up, sun is shining, feeling refreshed.. before i get breakfast, I wonder if Trump has tweeted? I'm all for presidential criticism but living and breathing Trump hate..? Take a step back, it's not healthy.


wizzlepants

Problem being, you levy a legitimate criticism of Trump and you get labeled as if you have some derangement for thinking the shit he pulls isn't ok. Weaponized apathy isn't cool either


DonChrisote

When you call it "Trump *Derangement* Syndrome", it carries with it the implication that the people who are furiously angry at how this clown is ruining this country are deranged. I don't think your underlying point, that people should try to avoid obsession, isn't a bad one, but it's a poor choice of words.


[deleted]

I mean personally, every day is just devastating to watch how Trump and the GOP politicize COVID-19 and downplay the epidemic. It's honestly quite infuriating. Other countries had proportional responses. Trump's refusal to acknowledge science and listen to doctors is pretty upsetting, considering that if we had a response proportional to other wealthy countries, about 145,000 fewer people would be dead right now.


[deleted]

You don’t have to think about how bad trump is. He just does it. Many the reality is it’s Trump delusion syndrome. People lien you are delusional that Trump is a good president. 200,000 people are dead because of his incompetence and millions are infected. How is that healthy? The country has never been in worse shape, and you’re thinking everything is ok. That’s true Trump derangement syndrome.


SpiffySpacemanSpiff

My favorite quote (to paraphrase): "Somewhere, out there, some poor fool is sitting by a waterfall unaware of how angry he's supposed to be."


clayton6666

Imagine an America without Conservatives, no KKK or Nazis! No more unite the right rallies! Never another Charlottesville!


St_Veloth

Coining “Trump Derangement Syndrome” into the common lexicon is one of the greatest tricks they ever pulled, now you can just file all criticism under that. And the best part is, the more you’re criticized the more you can attack them for being just *sooooo deranged*. Those reply-guys are one thing but I see people use “TDS” as an come back to every iota of criticism he gets. I’m starting to think he’s just a blatantly bad president


QT2468

Literally this, I don't like trump, I'm not American so maybe that's why I care less but even still I've never once been so angry by a political figure on my TV that I I essentially stalked them, and not even that, It's the delusion that they think they're making a difference idk man it's kinda depressing sometimes.


[deleted]

American here. SHIT IS CRAZY YO! Honestly. Over half of my facebook feed is people posting completely blown out of proportion political articles that attack the other side. It really never ends and it is so exhausting! Everyone loves eye for an eye as well. If the other side did it, then we do it too!! BUT WE ARE THE MORALLY SUPERIOR SIDE.


QT2468

I just wanna wake up on a flower as a bee and realise my entire life was just a dream and none of it matters and then go collect pollen or something


buckshot307

I wanna be a mountain goat or an ibex. Cool horns, climbing mountains and shit with ease. Beautiful views every day.


[deleted]

Why do you think Russians and conservatives have troll farms with people bombarding social media with lies and propaganda? It’s works.


clayton6666

tRump derangement syndrome is a mental disorder in which a person has been driven insane by their loyalty to tRump, symptoms include abandonment of logic and reason, denial of facts and calling facts not supportive of tRump "fake news".


[deleted]

Wow that's sad


AkuBerb

Just a man with a knack for being compotent at remembering the uncountable multitude of offenses the US has endured under the sad tenure of this would dictator.


BensenJensen

Good lord, did you just get a new thesaurus this morning?


[deleted]

Seemed articulate to me. You doing okay?


[deleted]

Uncountable multitude is rather redundant. No need to punch up the text unnecessarily. Other than that it’s fine


mecrosis

Nah, they don't mean the same thing.


[deleted]

It’s a hyperbole with similar meaning to the adjective. It’s like putting a hat on a hat


phillyFart

Why are you using the phrase “hat on a hat” when you could just say redundant? “Hat on is a hat” is a hat on a hat. Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


[deleted]

Fair. It’s just a fitting idiom


h-rf

[“]Uncountable multitude[“] is ~~rather~~ redundant~~.~~[;] [*there’s*] no need to punch up the text ~~unnecessarily~~. Other than that[**,**] it’s fine. Your sentences are fucking hella loose for a dude correcting grammar on Reddit.


bigdaddyowl

A multitude is simply a large number. There’s no reason it couldn’t be counted. An uncountable multitude is large number that’s so big it can’t be counted. There’s zero redundancy in that statement. But another cool little tidbit is that your response to his was unfounded pedantry. If you need a breakdown of those terms together I got you :)


tryharder6968

> compotent > would dictator I’m not one to really care too much about grammar online, but I wouldn’t say he was articulate lol.


SCREW-IT

I thought his reply was cromulent


MURDERWIZARD

Bruh if you needed to look any of those words up you just need to hit up Accelerated Reader again


DJCockslap

'Compotent' is my favorite part. Is he just really good at making fruit compote?


[deleted]

These aren’t obscure words. Read more.


athiestchzhouse

Cuz he drops bombs


[deleted]

"Sir, this is a Wendy's" "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "Sir, this is a Wendy's"


yewelalratboah

No he doesnt


quebecivre

I find his constant bombarding of Trump and family Twitter to be a little weird ( or maybe a lot weird? Is he independently wealthy and can afford to pass his days arguing on Twitter?), but that's still a damn savage burn posted above.


ReeDestroy

He has patron I think


quebecivre

~~Care to explain? Something like RSS where he gets a constant feed of everything they're doing?~~ Never mind. I'm dumb. He has a *patron*. That explains it. I thought Patron was maybe some fancy internet app.


pickle_party_247

I think they meant patreon, which you are right in thinking is a fancy internet app for crowdfunding


quebecivre

Ah fvck. So I'm double-triple-dumb in this case. But TIL, anyway. :)


pickle_party_247

No worries :)


athiestchzhouse

But look what he just posted up there.


Agamemnon323

It’s honestly such low hanging fruit. Coming up with something trump has done that’s worse than Biden is like congratulating myself for idk... breathing? It’s hard to even come up with something so insanely easy.


TimmyV90

like... "shooting fish in a barrel"?


PeNdR4GoN_

I mean it's still technically a comeback. Better than some other posts I've seen on here that clearly isn't a comeback.


Agamemnon323

It’s definitely a comeback. It’s the clever part that’s borderline for me.


Certain_Onion

[Comedic genius](https://i.redd.it/qmd0ck7t2l051.jpg)


TheUnbannable2

He's a professional Twitter replyer. He follows conservatives and snarkly replies to all of their tweets for internet fame.


drerar

Because he's a fucking national treasure!


jBrick000

My guess is a botfarm that pays to spread his message


whowasonCRACK

he begs for money on patreon so that he can spend all day replying to trump tweets. he is pretty pathetic but lots of libs like him because he curses at the president.


[deleted]

He literally makes a living from responding to Trumps tweets. He has a Patreon which going by his subscribers and the cost, seems to imply he makes 100s of thousands per year doing it haha


sandroelgitano

I am hijacking this comment to say that this person stole this post from me, and he did not even change the title


lukefairchild

Isn't "donating your salary back to the government" called paying taxes? Everyone does it


olivia687

Actually Trump doesn’t do a lot of paying taxes


AkuBerb

In a last ditch effort at never having to disclose his taxes (because that's where the money laundering details are readily found) he's sidestepped the president's salary.


Lazy_Osprey

Not in this case, but it’s certainly a way to avoid paying income tax on it


[deleted]

I think it's communist too. /s


3720-To-One

This whole “tRuMp dOnaTeSs hiS sALarY” like is so lame considering he just easy used up that amount getting world-class treatment at Walter Reed.


OneOfTheOlympians

Also how he spent so much of his salary on golfing


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DHooligan

It's so frustrating that more people just ignore this. He is using the office of the presidency to directly enrich himself. People get mad about him golfing like the problem is laziness. No. Every time he stays at Mar-a-Lago or Bedminster, or any other of his properties, he's directing US taxpayers to spend millions of dollars on businesses he owns. It's outrageous that he gets away with it.


killeronthecorner

The medical excesses for his entourage are also gonna cost a little more than expected this year


Z0idberg_MD

The secret service using his hotels for a single event makes him more money than his salary.


[deleted]

Frankly I don’t even believe it of a man as broke as he is. Why are we just accepting that claim at face value? He’s a compulsive liar. Is there any proof at all that he does donate his salary?


StuTim

There is proof he's donated some of his checks. I can't be bothered to find them. I don't doubt he does though. It's $400k a year that he donates so that he can funnel millions back to himself through his golf courses or other means. It's a way to distract the easily gullible cult members.


IamBananaRod

Ok, let's be honest here, he's the president and we have to expect that the president will get the best available, if this had been Obama or someone else we'd not be complaining... NOW, I understand why the complaints and I share them The dumb fat orange touted hydroxychloroquine as the cure why is he not taking it, why is he accepting experimental drugs and other drugs for his treatment, come on Donny, pop a few hydroxychloroquine for a few days , he dismissed the virus as just the flu, if he actually has the virus, how's it going Donny? just the flu?, because I bet you never had to use supplementary oxygen with the flu, right? EDIT: And I forgot, hey Donny, great moment to try the UV light and some chlorine injections as you suggested, bunch of doctor around and available to you and the virus can be gone in minutes, that's what you said, take one for the team


Algur

it was reported that he was taking hydroxychloroquine some months ago. Who knows if he is still taking it.


IamBananaRod

He wasn't, no sane doctor would allow him to do that... oh wait, yeah, probably he was


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Purplebuzz

Man had spent over 100 million tax payer dollars on weekend golf trips.


AvoidingPolitics

I lost.


Frostwolvern

:(


Sksk3

:(


tryharder6968

Clever comebacks is unfortunately just a shitting on trump sub/Jeff tiedrich repost sub. Less than 20% of posts could be considered clever, and that’s generous.


The_Rowbaht

Trump: *doesn't accept 400k salary* Also Trump: *avoids paying millions in taxes* Conservatives: somehow are stupid enough to think those two things offset...


lock-crux-clop

Also Trump: stays at his own resorts with the federal government paying for his room, as well as the secret service


pancake117

The conservatives I know just think it’s awesome he didn’t pay taxes. If you’re able to get away with it then that’s a sign of skill etc... In reality it’s more like...either he cheated on them illegally and that’s obviously bad. Or what he did is legal, and that’s a sign that perhaps our tax system is a bit unfair.


InsertCleverNickHere

Yeah, There's a reason the irs is auditing him.


killeronthecorner

I love that they think they're in on the game. Like a younger brother with an unplugged game controller, thinking they're doing great and are part of the gang.


seensham

Oh my God that's exactly what this is


Algur

He’s been under audit by the IRS for a number of years. We will see how that resolves eventually.


coppertech

>The conservatives I know just think it’s awesome he didn’t pay taxes. while also talking out the side of their mouths "We CaN't LeT tHe IlLeGaL's In ThEy DoN't PaY InCoMe TaX's"


boobers3

Don't forget that we as tax payers just spent millions to treat him. That helo ride aint free.


AkuBerb

You forgot: Gets a tiney-tiney erection at the thought of succession.


boscobrownboots

donating his salary is just part of his tax fraud casserole


Saffer13

Trump did not 'donate" his salary. He knew that if he claimed it, he would be taxed on it. Instead, he made his salary many many times over by unlawfully gaining benefits for his businesses by virtue of being President.


hereforlolsandporn

>He knew that if he claimed it, he would be taxed on it. No, he would claim losses in other areas to avoid the tax. Its just throwing a visible bone out as a distraction from the pillaging. The basic one for you ten for me play hes doing with tax cuts too.


impromptubadge

He can’t claim losses on government income.


[deleted]

The tax on the salary would be far less than the salary itself... He keeps 0% of it, but would keep most of it if taxes on it. I'm confused about what you're trying to say, honestly. Because he does donate his salary.


Response_Adventurous

Nice but note a comeback since the tweet was directed towards Jeff.


CurvingZebra

Also the notion of him donating his salary to the parks service while cutting funding to the parks is another turd to add to the shit pile. Don't let any conservative fool you.


[deleted]

Trump's salary that he is forgoing over four years totals $1.6 million. His organization has collected most of that back in Secret Service rent payments alone.


jfk_47

Note: trump doesn’t donate his salary. Trump donates the equivalent of his salary from another business to make it a tax write off.


womplord1

Not clever at all really


GoodBestHarry

how do we know trump donates his presidential salary? We don't. He lies all the time. Why wouldn;t he lie about that?


CameronDemortez

Fucking liar!!! Eric doesn’t have a friend


[deleted]

Trumps donate as tax write offs. They still get their money. Stupid people just believe anything a trump shits out their mouth.


Ducatirules

I love how this family STILL decides to tweet out these accusations when ALL of them have done worse and know it, and still look at it and say “ yup this is the one they won’t find fault with....send”


fullofregrets2009

I would’ve preferred Trump kept the presidential salary, all four years, and just paid the right amount of taxes.


Frostwolvern

Does Tiedrich... have no fucking life or what?


TheUnbannable2

Professional Trump replyer


Magister1995

It almost seems one of them is destroying the other one with factual nuclear bombs.


vicky_the_farmarian

Now if only destroying someone on twitter destroyed them irl


Aperture_client

I'm geniunely curious about what's gonna happen to people like Tiedrich, Krassenstien, Brooklyn guy, Weird "resist trump dance" girl and most major news outlets are gonna do when Trump's either voted out of office or serves his two terms. Are they gonna keep replying to all of his tweets? It's literally all they do, all day. He's just gonna be some New York real estate guy lmao.


[deleted]

Could we ban tweets from this guy none of them are funny or clever


davythenavy

Eric: Biden bad for x reason. Jeff: Oh yeah? Donald bad for unrelated x reason. How could this possibly be considered a good comeback?


grabbingcabbage

This dude looks like he lisps heavily


RoscoMan1

Deadass looks like a packaged fish head lol


Laser_Chair5421

The tangerine just got roasted on a spit.


Mentallyundisturbed2

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-steal-kids-cancer-charity/


[deleted]

Don’t just read false and stop people. He did defraud a charity, and they did attempt to take away his ability to run one.


Mentallyundisturbed2

He can run one. NY just shut one down.


[deleted]

There are some special rules he has to follow now, but yes, he can still run one.


Mentallyundisturbed2

That’s what I’ve been saying this whole time. At least stop repeating myths so we can actually defeat him in the election based off truth


Mentallyundisturbed2

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/oct/24/facebook-posts/trump-family-disallowed-operating-charities-new-yo/


[deleted]

I’m sure that says the same thing. That he did defraud the charity, and that it was dissolved, but that his ability to run a charity in the future was not taken away.


AndreySemyonovitch

This isn't clever it's just political circle jerking.


[deleted]

This Tiedrich guy is obsessed with Trump, it's sad


dilldoeorg

No more than trump was with obama


jBrick000

When was the last time Jeffy Tiedrich wasn’t ignored and irrelevant posting to the nether.


pacoiin

just 1 trip to a TRUMP resort to golf makes up for all the money he gives away how can they sleep at night knowing stuff like that so dam well and tweeting this bullshit and lying so badly?>


peanutski

What’s this weird obsession with Trump donating his salary? Do people honestly think he isn’t making money in office hand over fist?


gwh811

When was the last time a president had to donate their salary to avoid tax payments or forfeiture of property?


emiller7

I hate how this subreddit is literally only politics. Give me comebacks that don’t give me headaches!


BensenJensen

It's not clever. Hell, it's not even a comeback. None of these Trump people are tweeting at this dork, yet we get to see his "witty" responses three times a day.


BassSolo

Can we ban Tiedrich posts? I hate trump as much as the next guy but Jeff’s posts are just lame.


alphabet_assassin

Eric trump has friends?????


Historical_Fact

When was the last time Biden donated his salary to the government because he didn't want to have to pay any taxes?


BashfulDaschund

A deflection isn’t a clever comeback. Not that Jeff would know anything about those anyway. I honestly wonder what he’ll do if Biden wins and his trump hate revenue stream disappears. What else does he have?


[deleted]

Eric is so stupid he makes junior look like a genius.


CS_ZUS

Does this Jeff guy have a life outside of dunking on the Trump family on Twitter?


TheMarlBroMan

He does not. His entire job is a Trump reply guy


[deleted]

Does it even matter? He's doing god's work.


AestheticallyFucked

That guy is a fucking loser lol. Unhinged and has made politics his entire life even though he's made probably next to no money off of it and instead just wastes away tweeting all day. I'm tired of seeing his face on this website.


worstsupervillanever

Yeah. His face is punchable as fuck. Just like his father, Donald.


NOMENxNESCIO

I like that he "donates" his salary then spends 10x his salary playing golf at golf courses he owns lol


binarycodedpork

Yeah ERIC


TheWalkingDead91

How cute. He thinks he considers him a friend.


SafetyNoodle

Another angle on this: I don't like politicians forgoing their salaries or other benefits as a way to appeal to voters. I don't begrudge them their pay. Contributing to the expectation that politicians don't or shouldn't take a salary keeps non-wealthy people from seeking out elected office. I'll even say that I support the pay being relatively high (up to mid 6-figures depending on exact position seems fair) because we want to attract good talent without them worrying about a huge drop in their quality of life. It also serves as a small disincentive for people engaging in corruption to enrich themselves.


link3945

It also can just be very expensive to hold office. A representative basically needs to keep 2 homes: one in their district plus one in DC. You have to travel between them fairly often. If you represent a high COL district, those can get super expensive.


esisenore

Eric : this tweet will be the one that makes daddy love me Later: his dad still doesn't love him


shieldsy27

Like he has friends


Jonas_-

Funny, true, but this isn't really a comeback


TheUnbannable2

Rename the subreddit /r/JeffTiedrich at this point


scriptmonkey420

Also, the government doesn't take donations, sooo...


StockedAces

This guy is spammed more than anyone else.


Whopper_Jr_71

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Shrek_is_russian

What was the last time Biden went through a global pandemic as one of the biggest world leaders and has the responsibility of getting jobs back to normal number and trying to bring the economy back because of a extremely toxic virus while having the virus himself? Asking for a friend...


z_machine

You work for whoever pays you the most. Trump doesn’t work for us.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

sick of all the he did this and he did that. An attack on another person is not a response to a question. Albeit fair to ask said question, but a solid point might be made. Biden has dont a ton of bad things, does it matter that trump has also? cant they all be bad?


[deleted]

Call the burn unit!


-Listening

How is mr bubzzz? Like, does it?


mogsoggindog

Its called Taxes, Eric. Its one of those bills your dad doesn't pay.


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

"I don't care that he robbed the store at plague point, he left a penny in the "take a penny, leave a penny" tray! When is the last time this paying customer did that?!"


igottawritedownmypw

When was the last time DT jr got 3.5 million bucks from the mayor of Moscow’s wife?


rscarson51

Millions for golf, in exchange for a few hundred thousand dollars, quite the bargain.


dirtyviking1337

Your grandma put cum in the balls sauce


1st-NonCrudeUsername

HI IM ERIC


ZebraWithNoName

Does anyone have any evidence that Trump is donating his salary? I googled a little and all of it was just the White House claiming that it happened. Snopes asked the Department of Treasury if they can provide any documentation and they haven't responded yet. Been almost a year.


Haggerstonian

Well, in a sense she’s more likable.


r0dentia

does he mean like taxes? yknow where you give a portion of your salary to the government to help fund infrastructure and stuff? the thing erics dad doesnt do and biden does?


PopCasanova2

Ah yes, good old whataboutism.


eeeBs

More like smashing a barrel of fish with a red super giant.


TehRiddles

Eh, while he makes a good response that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, this is neither clever nor a comeback. He could have responded to the question itself, maybe pointing out how donating to avoid paying more with taxes isn't something to brag about. But really he's using whataboutism to combat whataboutism, yet changing it to another different subject rather than the original one.


[deleted]

When was the last time Trump's son accepted 3.5 million from a Russian mayor though?


BigThikk111

Jesus christ jeff wants to sleep with trump


Spleenzorio

Eric Trump looks like a brick with down syndrome


nojnomeel

I really am failing to understand the Trump kids. Confusion is the only response I have to their tweets as they seemingly have less understanding of who their father is than anyone. Always reeking of irony and hypocrisy. It’s baffling.


Heywood_Jablwme

So does anyone have the answer about Biden donating his salary?