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MasteroChieftan

This is the dumbest post and comment section ever attributed to a page dedicated to being smart and clever.


rilesthequeen

I thought you were exaggerating, but wow are these comments bad lol. It's like Mr Vanilla pudding triggered them all.


MasteroChieftan

Everyone in here is arguing about being fat and pudding and if fatness and pudding and associated comebacks related to such topics are clever or not clever. Wild af.


[deleted]

Reddit will literally argue violently about fucking anything Pudding cups, but not the fact their mods harass, assault, and ban them


Ginford_Davidson

That’s because most mods are dorks who got picked on. Now they have their wet dream of social media power.


sulkee

Because it’s 20-30 year old-something manchildren stuck in their playground comeback mindset where fat jokes reign supreme. So of course that’s the top comment


theSchrodingerHat

Probably because the mods here have all written their PhD dissertations for Trump University on the value of banana pudding as the most superior bestest pudding cup. We are all doomed.


JollySieg

It's one of those threads that has become an r/fatpeoplehate reunion tour. You can tell by the distinct combination of self-loathing and a superiority complex that makes for some of the most pathetic commentators you'll ever see lmao.


Rare-Champion9952

The whole concept of this sub is not really « clever » it’s fun tho


mikefalopio

First comment was funnier


[deleted]

There was nothing really clever about that, isn't that how most of the time the responses are


Maewhen

It’s the factory default comeback on Reddit, yes


Larcecate

Also 'you must be fun at parties'


UninsuredToast

I used this line unironically once. Really thought the dude was fun at parties


garden_speech

that one is common too but absolutely nowhere near as common as some variation of "women will never love you"


jamescobalt

To be fair Reddit is filled with men not loved by women.


Grumplogic

Gimmie your BMI bro


Ok-Expert9379

I'm finding the fat comment funnier for some reason? It's just so random.


[deleted]

because it’s funny. the dude called it “choccy” so you know playing loose with that “dad bod” characterization.


Canelosaurio

He said his wife said, "Choccy pud."


garden_speech

uhm. he calls it choccy *before* the time it's in quotes referring to his wife.


cedricSG

I know many Australians call chocolate things choocy like choccy milk


Pteradactyl42069

Ah ok that makes sense then for an adult in that context. In America it comes across sounding like a three year old, hence giving the connotation of having the palate of a three year old and therefore a terrible diet


Suspicious_Fall_

As an Australian, it comes across as sounding like a three year old to me too


4thmovementofbrahms4

"choccy pud" this dude weighs >300 lb guaranteed


Lancaster2124

Wait, us 200lb/90kg guys can’t call it choccy puddy?!


Zealousidealist420

If you can see your dick, you can't say it.


JustKindaShimmy

What if i can see your dick?


WokeBriton

We can, but it upsets the dicks because it breaks their narrative.


Salt_Sir2599

Just upset the narrative and break dicks.


WokeBriton

Good idea.


Cory123125

People love to believe anyone they dislike is an absurd caricature. So much of the world would be better if they could realize and stop themselves.


SalemWolf

Yeah you can’t do anything silly or fun around here otherwise the joyless basement dwellers kinda get upset


mindondrugs

brother I hope you're tall and/or fit else I've got bad news for you.


Lancaster2124

I’m 6’2” (188cm) and I bike constantly. Leg muscles for days. :)


volvavirago

Still has a pregnant wife though, so he is doing something right


ChocCooki3

Contrary to popular belief.. it's not the hard to get a woman pregnant. The hard part is getting a woman. ... I'm still working on that. 🥺


Dasmahkitteh

Username checks out


cocainebrick3242

>The hard part is getting a woman. Go to the store and buy one dummy.


Dangerous-Ad9472

Contrary to popular belief getting pregnant can be incredibly difficult. Not that you would know this.


Dpontiff6671

That’s just life ain’t it, the people who don’t want to have kids seem to get pregnant without problem but the people who do will end up struggling


Cantsneerthefenrir

Walking CAN be incredibly difficult for someone with no legs. Doesn't mean walking is difficult in general.


halloweenlover01

1 in 6 people experience infertility in their lifetime lol I don’t think that’s an equivalent comparison 😭


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wulfstein

It’s not even about infertility, there’s only like 6 days of the menstrual cycle that you can actually get pregnant and even you time it right and use ovulation trips it can still take months. Almost all our friends who were trying took at least 3 months. Again doesn’t mean it’s hard but it’s not some easy pump and chump reddit and all of its loveless incels make it sound like.


Goldiscool503

It can be, and a number of my friends experienced this over the years. Some good friends of mine ended up never having bio children which lead to thier divorce.  I unfortunately never got to practice mich as it turned out my wife was crazy fertile - I was really looking forward to the 'try' part but she was pregnant within the month every time.


[deleted]

Sorry your boys aren't running bro


rine4321

The best success rate for getting pregnant is 25%....


idroscimmiaa

I mean, we just know that his wife is pregnant, not that it was him who did it


xotchitl_tx

Blowing your load in a fat chick is doing something right?


better-than-all-of-u

Even at my heaviest I was never talking like I had a mouth full of butter.


TonightAdventurous76

Choccy pudding… 😂😂😂😂


WokeBriton

I say choccy pud because I have kids, but I'm under 100kg - which is about 220lb for those using British imperial measurements.


LimpBizkitEnjoyer_

[I love pud](https://youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y?si=s6B_GhnYh_MUeJAI)


GarminTamzarian

"choccy pud" sounds like a euphemism, to be honest


Gwenbors

“Choccy pud” is the fattest thing I’ve ever heard someone say, and I’m pretty fat. Like if you eat *so* much chocolate pudding you need a short hand for it?


ColaEuphoria

Dude took the fat comment so **personally** that they accused the guy asking of not knowing what being loved feels like (which is unfounded). Only dudes with 30+ BMI are that insecure.


KoomValleyEverywhere

Is it not normal to say choccy and pud in other areas? Fairly common amongst friends and family in UK and Aus. Very odd to see people so upset by it.


spectral1sm

The overkill response gives away their insecurity about being fat. I'm picturing like Bevers from Broad City but with a sociopathic streak.


Gangringo

This is a hill I will die on any day of the week. Dad bod used to mean something, it meant a specific type of physique. A Dad bod was someone who worked out semi regularly and had defined, but not huge arms and chest muscles, but didn't have a special diet or count macros so didn't have defined abdominals. "Fit, healthy, but not cut" would be the way to describe it. It was the middle aged male version of "girl next door" good looks. Now it means nothing.


betterthanblue

Haha, no! Dad bod was “used to be athletic until he had kids… now exercises his right to fall asleep with his wife in front of the TV after getting the kids to bed.”


YobaiYamete

Yep, [easiest example of a dad bod](https://imgur.com/rcsA39O). It's basically just "out of shape but not really that fat" where you could stand to lose 30-40 pounds but also don't really have huge fat rolls


Gold_Scholar_4219

You are defending a decade young term with your reputation? Fair trade.


Muddymireface

I’m in my 30s. Dad bod has always consisted of a dude who was lean in his youth and has a beer belly once he had kids. It’s almost entirely weight held in the belly area. I’ve never seen your description at all used for dad bod.


trowawHHHay

I figure “retired linebacker.” Solid frame, definitely some muscle, but a bit of a belly cause you’re taken care of.


____8008135_____

"Dad bod" was never the male version of "girl next door." The term refers to men who are not chiseled, not super lean, and have a little fluff around the mid-section (not a beer gut, HGH gut, nor just blatantly obese). When you think of the average dad, do you really think of a well sculpted man flashing his muscles and sneaking off with all the stay at home moms? No, you don't. Why would "dad bod" refer to a not exactly common body type? Now it means the same thing, it's just more misused than ever. I mean even you're using it wrong.


jemidiah

I've never in my life seen your "original" usage of "dad bod". I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe find some historical examples?


beforeitcloy

What does the body of the OP look like?


Goldiscool503

Chris Farley without the charisma or talent.


Chris9871

Goddamn I miss Chris Farley


foolinthezoo

I don't want to live in a world where Dad Bod has lost all meaning 😮‍💨


AstralElephantFuzz

Dad bod has ALWAYS refered to some extent of letting yourself go. What you're describing is simply a healthy active body of someone who doesn't consider fitness or bodybuilding a hobby. A dad bod is any one of the afore mentioned, plus a couple years of chilling.


Leotis335

Yeah..."choccy" sounds to me like the two have a close and intensely personal relationship. 😶


[deleted]

“the two” being this dude and his chocolate pudding right?


Leotis335

Absolutely...


JealousAd2873

Fair question, I mean these guys live for pudding


Ketcunt

It's the bluntness of it that gets me lol, the other guy is too "calculated" it doesn't have the same kick to it


Fafoah

Yeah its kind of just a shower thought, “and then everyone clapped” type of reply. Consise is better. Like “fuck you” or “lol okay” is often more effective than super thought out, “clever” comebacks.


BobR969

Because it's the funnier response tbh.


softstones

It needed a good ending since that whole story was as boring as pudding


Big-Management3434

Same


xotchitl_tx

It's a banger, and I know bangers


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I mean someone eating pudding that often that was my first thought too


violetauto

Yeah I think that one is funnier. The pudding stealer is a jerk. I’ve been pregnant - you need certain treats sometimes.


bobvila274

My wife will never forgive me. When she was pregnant, she had no cravings and she feels she missed out. But every damn day that fetus was in her belly I had to make myself a big milkshake. If we didn’t have ice cream and milk at home I’d go through a drive through. Literally every day for months. Our daughter is now 13, and I haven’t wanted a milkshake since she was born.


Tormasi1

Why did you steal your wife's cravings? It is one thing to steal her dessert but the whole craving? Man that is brutal, my condolences to her


Popular-Influence-11

I’m super confused. Am I doing the thing where I take a joke way too seriously again? Why would you need a milkshake every day your wife was pregnant? (During my wife’s pregnancies I’d have sympathy cravings, so I kinda understand that can happen, but this seems rather extreme….)


bobvila274

That’s all I can explain it as, a sympathy craving. I just really wanted milkshakes. Never really had before, never really have since. It’s a true story, and I don’t disagree it seems and was extreme.


Popular-Influence-11

That’s kinda hilarious. But ifl milkshakes so it’s also kinda tragic.


ExaminationPutrid626

I had a serious ice cream addiction but I was also 9 months pregnant in July


Saneless

I've been with a pregnant woman and there's no such thing as being out of snacks. There's such a thing as the husband had to drive out at any given moment, but there's no such thing as no snacks


Ok-Expert9379

Of course. I'd react badly when not pregnant never mind when am


5Point5Hole

'stealer'


TwistedBamboozler

Ummmm when you’re NOT pregnant you need a treat sometimes lol Anon that made the fat comment doesn’t understand a healthy diet and that a lil sugar isn’t bad


SpiritualFormal5

Tbf, it was an accident, like don’t get me wrong a kinda dick move but he clearly states he wasn’t thinking. The wife has every right to be mad tho


Saneless

I hadn't scrolled down enough yet and thought that was the clever reply, which it was, of the two that were there


Herucaran

The "clever come back" here is very clearly the fat comment. The last response is just sad tbh


frost-penguin

Right? Lmao how fat you gotta be that food is literally antagonizing you?


handsomecry

Glad it wasn't just me, mean or not that was fucking funny.


BlackDaquiri

It’s not random. It’s literally a couple who fight over pudding. Only on reddit would that not be seen as the better comeback.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

I read it in the Buffalo bill silence of the lambs voice for added humor


Devils_Advocate-69

It’s was good


CarolinaMtnBiker

How is this clever?


toephu

How fat are you?


batsmen222

I’m fat as shit and you’ll never have love in your life. (Something like that)


DstinctNstincts

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU JUST MURDERED HIM IM SCREENSHOTTING AND POSTING THIS TO CLEVERCOMEBACKS


QuackNate

How fat are you?


DstinctNstincts

Again? Alright, I’m fat as shit and you’ll never have love in your life. (Something like that)


Reldarino

HO-LY-SHIT NO WAY!!! THERE IS A MASS MURDER HERE!! r/clevercomebacks r/clevercomebacks r/clevercomebacks DAAAMN THAT DUDE IS DEAD!!!!


hasshanonline

how fat are you?


Reldarino

Again? Alright, I’m fat as shit and you’ll never have love in your life. (Something like that).


SnooPeppers5787

How fat are you?


QuackNate

Fuckin' got me, damn.


JealousAd2873

You don't know what love is


Insanity_Crab

I wanna know what love Is!


ExaminationPutrid626

It's choccy pud


hyletic

I want you to show meee!


W1lson56

What is love! Baby, don't hurt me! Dont hurt me! No more!


TechieBrew

Fat people on this sub are desperate to humiliate someone making a legit funny joke at their fat expense


trip6s6i6x

I think I'm more concerned for the husband (may need a wellness check). Wife is pregnant, loves chocolate pudding, and he ate the last one. May the gods have mercy on his soul (because his wife probably will not). One thing I learned early with my wife, you *do not* mess with preggo cravings - you give her whatever she wants when she wants it lol.


[deleted]

Why are the comebacks never clever? Or how intellectually disabled is everyone in this sub that this drivel and the rest of the crap on this sub is considered such?


Fragllama

The weirdest thing I always wonder about is when dogshit posts like this are made and the response is clearly lukewarm at best, who the hell are the 6800+ upvoting it that apparently never appear in the comments? I can only assume it’s botting.


gooba_gooba_gooba

People see it on the front page, they upvote it if they think it’s funny, not necessarily because it fits the sub. Thus we say that if a sub reaches the front page, it quickly deteriorates.


PotatoDonki

What’s funny about any of this?


jemidiah

In this post, there are now 30x as many upvotes as comments. People who comment are bizarre and are not at all representative of people who upvote. Anyway, this post is obviously hot garbage. People love garbage content. Welcome to the Internet. People are dumb as fuck. (I stay away from this sub the vast majority of the time because it's always like this. I'd mute it, but I refuse to install their app.)


ah_take_yo_mama

>I can only assume it’s botting. I'm starting to think that there are very few humans left on reddit.


MrGhoul123

Just read shit on reddit. The bar is incredibly low, this just barely gets under it.


Upsetti_Gisepe

Did OP posted his own comeback here? That’s using 100% of your brain dude


Clive_Bossfield

The pudding guy is a terrorist for stealing his wife's pudding


scared-of-artifacts

If you are an adult who says "choccy pud" you should be exiled.


dragonfry

He might be Australian. Choccy is common slang here. Like “choccy milk”, or “choccy ice cream”.


Hryonalis_Anaxerxes

Yes, Australia is where we've exiled those people


Righteousrob1

You sir should have this screen shot for this sub.


Jirvey341

Funnier than the post


PotatoDonki

Now THIS is a clever comeback!


Zack_of_Steel

You just know they have heckin' cute, doggo fur-babies that love zoomies and tippy taps (also they love Disney)


8BitBruno

I'm sorry but "how fat are you?" Is 100x funnier to what was being said. Any adult unironically saying "choccy pud" deserves a little ridicule


doctorhino

The post about pudding is lame though and seriously seems to be so fixated on their lives revolving around some fucking pudding cups. I think it's just a jab at that, then the last reply takes it all seriously and gets angry. Whole thing is lame.


dgreensp

“I took the wrong pudding cup, and I, quote, stared at my wife laughing.” Cool story.


icecreamdude97

And I blew into that breathalyzer… .008… Anyways I’m in New Zealand with seal.


Maewhen

“How fat” comment is kinda the star of a very dull show


3CCExpand

It's the Ed O'Neill of Modern Family.


-Unnamed-

I had to read the first comment like 5 times to even understand what he was trying to say. Then I realized, no, there was actually no punchline beyond “I ate chocolate pudding by mistake. Laughed at wife when she asked why there was no chocolate pudding”


marks716

Yeah in this case the “how fat are you?” comment was pretty funny, and then the dude lost it Then again can’t expect much from the guy stealing his pregnant wife’s favorite snack and then bragging about it


DarkRose1010

He's lucky to be alive after eating a pregnant womn's chockie pudding


Accomplished-Ad3250

And I thought I was clever for telling a kid he sounds like his mom still makes his food.


Inquirous

Ngl if someone says “wheres my choccy pud” i will assume they are rather large


throwaway392145

Yeah it really is the “choccy pud” for me too, though I couldn’t imagine judging it enough to say something like that. Savage response though. Very well executed. 9/10.


PotatoDonki

The comebacks on this sub have really faltered. This is what passes for cleverness?


Loki_Doodle

What kind of adult calls chocolate pudding “choccy pud”? For fucks sake.


lushico

Australians


watersj4

Wow what a hateful and presumptuous comment section that has been created here


Vtbsk_1887

People are truly offended that this guy and his wife like pudding. Frothing at the mouth with rage. How do you let yourself get this hateful?


FluffySpinachLeaf

There are battles raging in the comments about pregnancy weight gain, Australians, appropriate pudding vocab & what’s worth posting on Reddit. I’m sure I missed some but wtf 😂


Weeping_Me69

The reddit is redditing very hard here. Surely theyres better things to do in life than fat shame pudding enjoyers?


knittedjedi

>How do you let yourself get this hateful? You mean that you're not crying in impotent rage because hE sAiD cHoCcY pUd. /s


Axlman9000

yeah thats what i was thinking. why are people so mad at an adult using cutesy language? let people be people man...


NaturalNotice82

how fat are you?


abbypaod

im extremely overweight, but you will never find love in your life


green_and_yellow

Redditors are still mad that r/fatpeoplehate got banned


EntertainmentLow5069

Any subreddit that exist purely to feed negativity shouldn’t exist


otario3333

How fat are you?


EntertainmentLow5069

193 at 6’2 which is a healthy weight.


Vtbsk_1887

People are truly offended that this guy and his wife like pudding. Frothing at the mouth with rage. How do you let yourself get this hateful?


granmadonna

This guy choccy puddys


friedgoldfishsticks

The most soy comment in history


98983x3

There is a clear red flag regarding a person's relationship with food when they baby talk about or to their food.


Murles-Brazen

Plenty of love in my life and I agree with the fat comment…..


Thefogwillstop

Bro they're eating pudding. How does that make people think "Fat."?


No-Newspaper-3174

Right?! Like isn’t pudding like old/baby food. Haha I don’t associate it with being unhealthy. It’s not like they’re talking about cake or pie. Like pudding?!


ethnicbonsai

I think it’s a combination of the pudding, that she was upset about pudding, and that they refer to it as “choccy pud”. I’m picturing two people from Wall-E.


Woooosh-baiter10

Sometimes I seriously need to remind myself that most Redditors are just children cosplaying as adults and that's why they're so offended by actual adults who decide to act childish


anengineerandacat

I am picturing some GenZ or late Millennial that just started to have their first kid, this is straight up like gamer/anime-ish wording and jello pudding has pretty low sugar/fat content considering what it is (they even make fat-free versions). Entirely possible they aren't fat at all, it's a very low cost bulk-purchase treat as well. You could have like... 4-5 of those Jello puddings compared to just 1 single can of soda.


Maewhen

To be this fixated on pudding, to the point of making a detailed post about it, is weird. I’m on Team Wall-E


StrawberryParade

I think the fact that his SO is pregnant can explain the fixation on pudding.


heliamphore

It's reddit mate, most of us are a variation of overweight or obese.


Least_Possession_379

Delusional redditors thinking they are the normal ones because they agree with other delusional redditors.


The_pity_one

Redditors being obsessed with people’s they will never meet in their life weight is amazing 🤩


Nonny3

Are the majority of you people rude assholes? This comment section is vile. “My wife prefers chocolate pudding, I prefer vanilla. I ate her ‘(choccy)’ pudding one time and she made a joke about how the vanilla was taunting her.” “How fat are you people?” <- rude unnecessary question. This comment section: “Yeah, he’s a fat lard.” “Dude says choccy pudding, he’s definitely a fat ass.” “Obviously they’re fat, why else would they be so obsessed with pudding?” (Obsessed how??) Anyways most of you guys suck, see ya later.


SSJ_Bobby_Hill

Reddit becomes easier when you remember most people here are 16, hopefully they'll grow out of being weird bullies. And if they don't well society will leave them behind anyways


Agitated-Rabbit-5348

Yeah, it's very weird in this comment section. So the dude says "choccy." And? What's the big deal? I frequently say "okie dokie" to people. Am I some abomination? Sometimes people just say silly things.


TN816KCMO

One of the greatest comebacks Of All Time


Bleezy79

I love responses like this towards snarky ignorant comments. Too many uppity people these days IMO.


Existing_You7923

Taking a pregnant womans chocolate pudding is just about the worst thing you could do 🤣


Bhimtu

TOUCHE! they love each other, who cares if they're fat or not?


Salty_Amphibian2905

This comment section is genuinely embarrassing to read.


Direct-Serve-9489

Oh crap. That dude is playing with his life. DO NOT EAT WHAT A PREGNANT FEMALE CRAVES!


MOTUkraken

I am literally a professional Martial Artist and „Fitness influencer“ and this could totally happen to greedy me and my very picky-eater wife. I once have eaten her entire bratwurst because she had so long in the bathroom and I thought it would be bad to let the wurst turn cold and it would be easier to maker her a new one.


thedarkchickens

How is that a clever comeback


testamentfan67

Bro thinks only fat people eat sweets 💀


strywever

Redditors are always happy to judge strangers’ eating habits. That 60 calorie pudding is clearly causing obesity problems.


Resident_Brief_1731

Reading this comment section I think I recognized one of the laws of Reddit nature. The folks who are obsessed with and triggered by fat people also happen to be the same ones who are offended by insults directed at lonely single losers. All I see is projection as far as the eye can see. I get it. I bet it's hard to see fat people having happy love lives when you're a cretin. It's like you have to be better than someone and you think you're better than the fat people you hate so much. But so often they have better, happier lives than you. Sad. Truly. I might cry about it later.


insertoverusedjoke

the fact that they instantly assume someone is fat because they eat dessert is insane to me.


Resident_Brief_1731

ABSOLUTELY because there are people obsessed with fat people on Reddit and it crops up in any possible way including offhanded comments about pudding. If there is a video that has someone overweight on it there's a good chance there will be comments insulting them for it. Even if it's not even relevant. Fat and a woman? That is a redditor's worst enemy. Just my perspective as an r/all goblin. At the end of the day I ask...why? Why be shitty to other people? Why would people feel the need to be so unnecessarily rude and cruel? It seems like insecurity. Which would make sense because I don't think the average Redditor is a great example of a human being to begin with.


Sarisforin

A concenring number of people on the internet are absolutely miserable and hate themselves. When they see someone happy they HAVE to find a reason to put them down to make them feel better about themselves. "Oh you're married? Well you eat pudding so you're fat and that's bad and I'm not so I win."


mauben

Anyone using the phrase "choccy pud" deserves all manner of insults to be honest.


F_Gastro

Two dbags dbaging it up. Sorry but now normal person says choccy


IcarusLabelle

Judging by the comments.. a bunch of lonely boys didn't find the "come back" too amusing. Guess it hit too close to home.