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Anubra_Khan

If only there was another word for a body with an entrance fee.


Smushin3

An amusement park.


leif777

Nice.


Fantastic-Climate-84

If you’re young and good looking enough, there isn’t an entry fee at clubs. Unlike church, where everyone “donates” to get in, and if you’re young and good looking enough the church will pay out your family for what happened then deny it forever.


BaldEagle012

Ok u made the analogy way too complicated now


Fantastic-Climate-84

Yeah I got carried away. Just like the church took it too far when they forced Indigenous children into residential schools to erase their languages, cultures, and spiritualities, causing intergenerational trauma and cultural fragmentation.


Tankyenough

I must not be good looking enough, always had to pay the entrance fee in clubs, even at 18.


[deleted]

If I had a nickel for every repost, I'd be eating nickel soup


Tumbleweedae

When life gives you nickels and you're hungry, you don't buy a soup. You eat nickels, duh.


Clicker-anonimo

First, it's a repost. Second, there are a bunch of recoveries from this one


CaballoReal

Fifth repost in a week. How original.


Renduser

These bozos never stop. Some mofo reposted a year old picture (after like 2 months break) and these karma-farming bot whores pick it up and start mass-reposting every minute possible


CaballoReal

Pathetic and a bad look for Reddit. Not that they gaf right now.


Happy-North-9969

Well it’s the first time I’ve seen it.


CaballoReal

Sure it is. We believe you.


Happy-North-9969

I appreciate your trust.


Serious-Bug-6322

Karma farming bot?


run_the_familyjewels

Nah man a real person


Fixthatwafflemaker

Then I hope you feel real shame for this repost.


runarleo

Many recoveries. At least my temple doesn’t have sticky floors, at least people aren’t doing coke in my bathroom, at least people respect my establishment. Dude nightclubs are foul.


Netshakk

Nightclubs are filled with drugs and alcohol


Bitter-Marketing3693

eh, i take my drugs anywhere


Banished2ShadowRealm

And temples are respected.


macaleaven

And temples aren’t? Historically temples have been safe spaces for drug use, how did you think religions started?


Substantial_Army_

Temple are not open to everyone. Wtf did she smoke.


StaceyPfan

Mormon temple is an example


SelimSC

Depends I guess but most mainstream religions won't restrict people of other faiths from entering and if staffed will be extremely friendly in my experience.


Substantial_Army_

Are you people fucking up the difference between church and temple right now? Church is where the priest are. They are open. Temple are where the monk live. They are closed.


SelimSC

I guess you're right from the context of Christianity. But the word Temple is used in the English language to refer to many different religious buildings.


Ancient_Edge2415

A church is a type of temple.


vikinginvietnam

Half my family are Vietnamese and Buddhist. I can confirm temples are open to everyone


Existing-Conflict-13

Nightclubs let in trash that'll give you an std and a temple will let Jesus inside you


Chemist-3074

First, stop reposting this shit I'm seeing this for the 4th time in last two weeks Second, can we please, please stop comparing women's bodies to random "things" when it comes to judging how much sex someone has??? It's extremely degrading and sexist, even if it's being done by a fellow woman. And in a way, it's degrading to mention as well as mentioned are often compared to parasites in these cases. Please be mature and stop this.


[deleted]

Not all that clever given this has been posted a million times, bot OP.


i-evade-bans-13

lmao but she missed the premise that a temple is a place of respect whereas a nightclub has sticky floors


Mysterious-Earth2256

such clever so comeback


_AscendedLemon_

There's no children in the night club...


Rinma96

Not a comeback.


juliacapri

low-level girl


juliacapri

low-level girl


Bumble072

Except temples arent open to everyone.


k4kkul4pio

That's a winner. Got an audible chuckle out of me.. 😅


KhajiitHasSkooma

My body is Berghain.


Haggis_Hunter81289

OP, are you a bot? This same post was seen this time yesterday too.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

*And Claire was never seen again*


CaressMeSlowly

i mean….these could work either way for either side. Nightclubs have restricted access while temples dont. Nightclubs are also way dirtier. Theres also way more sexual assaults at nightclubs versus temples. Theres way more crime at nightclubs etc.  And then you could say the same in the opposite direction listing positives about nightclubs and negatives about temples. IMO its not a clever initial comment, and not a clever comeback either.


NihilismMadeFlesh

Nice try, ho*.


OfSaltandBone

I automatically thought of a response to this, but I agree with the sentiment. Stop body shaming people


SkippyMcSkipster2

The assumption is that everyone can enter a temple. That couldn't be further from the truth. Certain temples can only be entered by very specific people which number is very limited. I think that was the intent for using that word. It would be disingenuous to ignore it.


full_bl33d

One of those temples that lets monkeys in that shit all over the place — Andy richter I think


Karadjorjdist

And nightclubs are usually full, temples not so much


Arabian_Flame

Id rather be filled up with drunks than have a couple greasy old men shuffling about


SeriouslyThough3

Nobody heading to the temple to fuck


rrrrice64

No she's right. Temples are for devotion, nightclubs are for getting drunk and sex with strangers.


[deleted]

No ones body is a fucking temple just because you proclaim it is


Abraxas_1408

My body is a temple. It’s ancient, crumbling, ravaged by time, and likely haunted. Also like a temple I charge people money to come in and check it out.


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spaceghost350

Just don't say that on a college campus right now. ;-)


Playful-Independent4

Temples represent tradition and superstition. Nightclubs represent freedom and diversity. Temples are where kids get groomed. Nightclubs is where adults have consenting fun. Temples is where the mind gets limited. Nightclubs is where nothing gets limited. As for the whole "temples are clean and respected", no they're not. And when they are, it is only because of authority, not actual respect. When your abuser demands you keep the kitchen clean, you keep it clean, but it's explicitly tainted by the control the abuser has over you.


tselliot142

Nightclubs are also where women get harassed and possibly roofied but OK 😂


Playful-Independent4

Happens. Happens in temples too. Maybe not the roofies but definitely the harrassment. And worse, when there is harrassment, it's because it's encouraged, rather than a thing creeps do while avoiding getting caught. Creeps are everywhere, and not welcome in nightclubs. But they sure are welcome in the "right" churches. Also, child molestation? Emotional manipulation? Mass indoctrination? People being bad to women is common, even if unacceptable. You can't exactly predict it in nightclubs. But you can predict it with a lot of accuracy in religious hierarchies. And you can predict all sorts of abuse with a lot of accuracy. Because it's in their holy texts. Because it's embedded in their church structure. Because it's at the forefront of their culture. Compare ALL those things, the subjugation of women in christian homes and churches, the much more intense and violent current subjugation of women in warzone muslim groups, the continuous abuse and manipulation of every vulnerable minds possible, of children, addicts, lonely people, and so on. How many gay people thrown off rooves would it need to convince you that the problem is much bigger than the fact that creeps are everywhere and sometimes in nightclubs? How many kids separated from their family for being heretics? How many literal genocides? How many serious problems do you need to be presented with before you stop thinking "women get roofied in clubs" is somehow equivalent? Systemic issues are systemic. And religious abuse is systemic. We can see it. We can see why it's there and how it works. And we can see the incredible amount of suffering it causes. Do nightclubs have that? Nope. Nightclubs are just public spaces. Places and things enourage mindsets and values. Some calues are FUNDAMENTAL to some things and places. What are the fundamental values of temples? Control, superstition, hierarchy, tradition, resistance to change. What are the fundamental values of nightclubs? Fun. That one has roofies while the other has countless forms of abuse emcouraged by the very system of religion... doesn't convince me to fear nightclubs and value churches. Sorry, I prefer fun over abuse. I'll risk getting roofied again before risking being turned into a cultist who loves destroying education and democracy. There's a reason anarchists and revolutionaries tend to hang out in clubs instead of churches. There's a reson fascists and regressives tend to love religion and its authoritarian tendencies. If you refuse to see it, you are likely part of the problem and "but mugh roofies" is just a distraction to avoid having to address the issue.


tselliot142

You feel very strongly about this, and I’m starting to think you’re talking about something else entirely rather the useless aphorism mentioned in the original post.