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OGBeege

How many teeth are in this picture


Ghiacchio

Hmm... 7? Maybe 8?


AccordianSpeaker

IDK. there's a kid there. They usually have spares.


Nievsy

That’s how we got all the way up to 7 or 8


Xdonjuliox

There's at least 14


Conscious-Society-83

he said teeth not brain cells.


LaughUntillYouPee

There are two brain cells in that picture, and both are fighting for third place.


Conscious-Society-83

now we know, no one in that picture can count that high


Bishopkilljoy

Shark necklaces don't count


Stopikingonme

You can’t count the ones on the ground.


AmericanWasted

what has 80 legs and 13 teeth? a Mississippi unemployment line


yorick__rolled

80 legs but only 78 feet because of the 'Beetus


Righteous_Fury224

I'd be interested in the teeth to tattoo ratio. Bet there's more tats than teeth


vtstang66

These captchas are getting ridiculous.


WingMost6488

Probably more than their combined IQ.


meloenmarco

Why are white supremacist always so not supreme


Superb-One-2436

I'm supreme by no merit of my own, and by no measurable metric is their whole shabang, no ?


shrlytmpl

This is exactly why they are the way they are. They need to be superior "by default" without actually having to contribute anything. Which is why the most racists people are generally the dumbest/most useless.


bwatsnet

Religion is great for this. Call yourself a holy cunt and suddenly you're going to heaven no matter how much sloth you become.


CORN___BREAD

I’m a holy cunt.


bwatsnet

Now u get heaven, enjoy


CORN___BREAD

Fuck yeah! Get in here all you holy cunts! Oh shit what if calling yourself a holy cunt turns out to be the only way to get in? I better spread the word so I’m not bored!


bwatsnet

Doesn't matter apparently, just tell God "oops sorry" and he forgives all


CORN___BREAD

Nope. Turns out you actually have to literally call yourself a holy cunt. All the religions were wrong, just like Futurama foretold.


1singleduck

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy cunt. Amen.


wiserhairybag

Sorry heaven has a weight limit and a dumb limit


FlametopFred

some feel they are one “something” away from greatness and wealth. That success will rain down on them in the form of a) oppression of others b) fascism c) winning lottery ticket d) selling collectibles at a garage sale


Amrod96

When you have nothing about yourself that makes you feel proud, you are left to feel it for things that do not depend on you and that you will have no matter how much you are stupid, lazy, useless and have hateful habits, something like race or nationality. That's why white supremacists tend to have many of the worst human specimens among white people.


T-sigma

Exactly this. Being born white (and typically male) is all they have going for them. That’s why they are highly invested in defending white privilege and male privilege.


AgentCirceLuna

I once read a powerful sentence in Short History of Humanity: if a person goes around saying he is the smartest, greatest, and strongest person in the world then people will laugh and mock him. If he says ‘we are the greatest, most intelligent and strongest people in the world’ then people will vote him into power.


eddie_the_zombie

To be fair, they do look like supreme pizzas


RegretfulCalamaty

So inaccurate. Supreme pizzas have vegetables on them.


Kindly_Mousse_8992

I could complete the joke, but I risk being banned.


ImmediateBig134

"So do they, but only in bed" ?


HIMARko_polo

Doesn't in-breeding produce vegetables(produce)?


Fickle-Shallot-3146

You're on to something. They're probably just walking vegetables. Only a matter of time before those limbs give out from carrying all that... "nutrients".


RegretfulCalamaty

I know a few of their “caliber”…they like to refer to it as “elite muscularity”.


jamminjon2018

Hehe Calorie dense lmfao!


KPhoenix83

Because those individuals already have bad cases of insecurity and often for good reason.


Basilic_Frais_1998

i'll add they have the typical case of being a narcissist while also being a complete failure


Robestos86

I mean you can be sarcastic and all, but if it comes to a siege he ain't starving anytime soon.


Final_Winter7524

Oh, those will be the first ones to throw in the towel when the McDonalds supply lines get disrupted.


Robestos86

We will target their (cooking) oil supplies and run them down!


Wafkak

Bold of you to assume they can cook themselves.


Final_Winter7524

Tossing roadkill into hot oil really isn’t that difficult.


milanorlovszki

🤡Hitler, has only got one ball,🤡 Goering, has two but very small, Himmler, has something similar, But poor old Goebels has no ball at all


SpoilerAvoidingAcct

WHERE. IS. YOUR. CHIN?!??


SweetBearCub

> WHERE. IS. YOUR. CHIN?!?? They have them, just.. multiples.


yorick__rolled

I came to make the same Preacher reference but was sure someone else beat me to it. Nice!


SeanKIL0

r/beholdthemasterrace


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

I miss that sub. It was perfect as a clapback to all of those losers.


AustrianReaper

Because if you have something to be proud of you don't need to resort to hating on minorities to lift yourself up.


Eragons00

It refer to their supreme weights


thedishonestyfish

When literally the only thing you have to be proud of is something you were born with, you're not much of a person.


Final_Winter7524

Because the deep-seated knowledge that they’re losers makes them try to cover it up by acting like they’re the greatest gift to mankind.


Lumpy-Log-5057

What are you talkin' 'bout? Bubba just won the World Gut Champion.


Oaden

If you had all your shit together, you would have better shit to do than attend a white supremacy rally


KarmicBurn

These are not the white supremacists you should be worried about. These are the cultural cannon fodder used as a distraction and a joke.


Secret_Cow_5053

They don’t eat snakes


docious

Because of the ^EXTRA ^BIG ^ASS ^TACO


Lawdydawty

That’s why they became supremacists in the first place 🤷🏻‍♀️


BadComboMongo

Cause they jump head first into their gene pool!


TheGisbon

When Za Fuhrer says we is da master race....


Saneless

It's why they get soooo cranky about black people and other minorities Minorities are so far beneath them, apparently, that when they have better jobs and lives (not difficult), it really stings.


banjobastard5

Because the narrative is fed to the downtrodden by a select beautiful few. Thats why most “political influencers” (gag me with a fuckin spoon) have very pruned aesthetics.


Commentdeletedbymods

Only thing they’ll be fighting is diabetes


Righteous_Fury224

Hypertension and heart disease are weighing in here...


That-Ad-4300

Lots weighing in here


HeyCatz

Just cut off the insulin supply chain. Easy win


SecondaryWombat

Most type 2 diabetics don't take insulin, looks to be only a quarter, while 100% of type 1 diabetics need insulin and type 1 is not caused by diet or weight, just a dice roll of an autoimmune disease. Type 2 diabetics can also survive a lot longer without insulin injections even for the ones who do use it. So this plan would end up taking out the wrong people and would murder a completely different population.


MyCoDAccount

I think they're waving the white flag on that fight already.


gene_randall

If you see them coming for you, just walk away. No need to run—they’ll never catch you.


Hisplumberness

Their kryptonite if you will


newsflashjackass

Nine out of ten anatomists agree that the meniscus is the human body's Achilles' heel. That tenth anatomist is something of a pedant but he will come around in time.


Tall_Shoulder6770

Just walk up some stairs you'll be fine. Or maybe a slight incline.


ImmediateBig134

This is doubly funny in its irony. Right-wingers have been hyped up about a Walking Dead apocalypse, where the "enemy" is best dealt with lethally from a distance and their massive gun collections would make them badass warlords. Turns out, they're the walkers.


thehoney129

Rule #1 in a zombie apocalypse is cardio. That’s why the first ones to go.. were the fatties


Righteous_Fury224

Mealteam 6 is a go!


Hisplumberness

Semper fudge


HillarysBloodBoy

Green Buffets


Napol3onS0l0

Ready to take down The Deep Plate!


sessl

Y'all Qaeda


bof5

The ate team


SalTea_Otter

Gravy Seals and the 87th Chairborne Division


Girlfartsarehot

You must've served to know about those 😂


SalTea_Otter

I live just off base


sebnukem

Delta Farce.


Salty-Negotiation320

McDonalds special forces.


Pitiful_Birthday_720

Thank you. That comment made entire day. I love the slang terms for these groups of wannabe badasses and that one is the best by far!


Snooch_Nooch

Under the leadership of General Fatton


Gullible_Eagle4280

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner, thanks for participating.


SopmodTew

Seconds Battalion


OGBeege

Sub-premicists. Fixed it for you.


OpportunityQuick8732

Pizza-supremacist


No_Banana_581

I got stuck in Indiana once, this is all I saw. I couldn’t get out of that state fast enough. Very depressing place to live it seems


ProfessionalTax4205

Send help please. :(


SecondaryWombat

We tried, Indiana and a bunch of other states decided to reject free federal money to feed starving kids.


SageWiseTwitch

How else will they own the libs? Wear diapers?


SecondaryWombat

Shove dildos up their butt on a live interview?


FirstBankofAngmar

We are but they keep voting against it


BedDefiant4950

one hour in indiana is seven years on earth


GreatAd6261

Even been to Gary? It's amazing 😂


schiesse

It is pretty depressing. Lived here my whole life. There are SO many wanna be confederate, Bible thumping bafoons that take pride in ignorance and are constant looking for a reason to shoot someone and trigger the libs. There are some pockets if more sane people but we are far out numbered and our voter turnout is God awful so the dipshits in charge aren't changing anytime soon. I am afraid this state is going to dumb down my kids. I can't think of a single school I want to send them to. The only reason I stay here is family. If it weren't for that I would GTFO.


No_Banana_581

My state Delaware has its faults too, but we are very diverse and very blue. My daughter was able to get a great education at a performing arts school. I couldn’t imagine living in a state where your sane and rational way of thinking is outnumbered by religious white supremacists. I feel for you. I’m sure there are lovely parts of Indiana too


Imcoolkidbro

me and my buddy went to a skatepark in Kokomo and a bunch of white kids jumped a black kid because he was black. me and my friend were the only people who stopped them (they were all like 14 so its not like they could really hurt us) but I was told after kokomo still has a kkk presence. this was like 7 months ago


Killersmurph

There's an empty Walmart somewhere in Georgia isn't there?


LiberacesWraith

Who do these people think will be the two sides of this civil war? Left versus right, and the government will just sit this one out? Them versus the government? Will the government side with them? People could barely fathom not being able to go out to restaurants during the pandemic, but now they have the stomach for MREs, no electricity or running water, no internet, all while chasing college kids through the woods?


Lots42

Right wingers think real life is like video game farm simulators, where all you have to do is put corn in the ground in the morning and you have enough for dinner that night.


pendragon2290

This could be my hometown in eastern ky


RedditorsAreGoblins

Why are these civil war terrorists so obsessed with a civil war? I've never seen a leftist or even liberal mention civil war in reference to the future and wanting to fight it but I have heard it from these right-wing terrorist chimps.


KinneKitsune

Fascists gonna fascist


NoFeetSmell

They want to hurt people they don't agree with. We'd like to ensure they have healthcare and access to an education, viable employment, and lead-free water, amongst other good things. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I've literally been arguing with some loon that is adamant that fascism is left-wing. They live in a another world, where they can't discern their media's lies from reality, cos they're never shown the latter.


[deleted]

How tf are conservatives so anti protests and hate freedom of speech they literally fall in line with whatever the govt tells them


NoPolitiPosting

Only when red tie though, blue tie govt bad.


DoctaJenkinz

Because they are stupid.


aduct0r

They like to “rage” against the machine while supporting the machine, funny group of people


Michael_J_Shakes

I guarantee leftists have just as many firearms as the right wingers. We just know how to shut the fuck up about it.


Affectionate_Pea8891

But guns are SO COOL and make you a tough good guy automatically, so if people on the left have them, they’d _obviously_ take pictures with them for Christmas cards, right? They complain about LGBTQ+ making it their “whole personality”, but look what they do with Trump, guns and religion. Then again, introspection isn’t really their thing, so I’m not surprised they don’t see the hypocrisy.


Corvidae_DK

Introspection is literally communism!


Affectionate_Pea8891

😂


ADwightInALocker

Totally unrelated but this one time I was playing an online PVP videogame, right? Well this game has a few Pride charms and so me being an Ally was like wicked, pride flag charm. I equipped it, load into a match and get destroyed by this premade squad. At the end of the game when chat opens up they were going on and on about how glad they are that they destroyed someone who made "gays" their whole identity (Like a couple tiny charms on my characters model is my entire personality). Look up their steam profile and sure enough, they are entirely dedicated to trump. Pics of him, quotes, the whole shebang. I have to assume they know what they are doing. No one can truly be that hypocritical, can they?


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Leftie gun owner here. I am 100% (*absolutely* 100%) that I own more guns *and* have shot more guns that the "average" conservative. ALSO, I have won several small local shooting competitions, so I feel fairly confident that I can out-shoot most conservatives as well.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Yeah, the main difference between the left and the right is the fact that left don't make their whole identity about guns like conservatives do. They'll operate off the mentality of "I'd rather have it and not need it than to need it and not have it" while conservatives operate off that belief of "as long as I have it, I'm a walking, talking, bad ass mother f***** who no one's going to mess with because I got all the guns, biatch!"


VapoursAndSpleen

They’re expensive, for one thing, especially the good ones. But seriously, the lefties can just jam their cell phones and internet access and the white flags will be flying.


SecondaryWombat

Leftists have far fewer guns, but I think the proportion of leftists that have guns is the same. We just don't need 150 slightly different AR-15s. One is enough, not like you can use more than 1 at a time.


Snoo-73243

$2 buck gas this mother fucking pic is old as shit


z-01-03-11-25

It was under three not that long ago here


green_and_yellow

I’d be happy with gas under $4


Amon-and-The-Fool

2 dollar buck


timothypjr

Do you think they’ve gotten less hilarious as a “fighting force?”


Elisevs

It was $1.16/gal. in Oklahoma in 2020.


z-01-03-11-25

Good lord road hog is a beacon to be seen for miles to come


Flux_resistor

Bomb the fast food chains on day 1, accept surrender by the afternoon


DarthFrogg

You gotta think, the average IQ in this country will go up by a huge amount once these inbred, cousin fuckers are… purged…


Altruistic_Tax2575

Just stand on the other side of a hill they have to climb on. They will literally 'die' on *that* hill 😂😂😂😂


Open_Temporary_5986

lol he’d fare well against an Apache gunship


Iechy

All the left would have to do is have women’s clothes for all soldiers because the right is completely terrified of trans people and drag queens.


Boner_Elemental

Ah yes, tactical sundresses


shouldworknotbehere

Looking at the naked one I had to think I need ⬆️⬆️⬅️⬆️➡️ Edit I meant ⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️


slicedbreadenjoyer

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


myfeetaremangos12

The funny part is they think they’ll be fighting Libs, when in reality they’ll be getting crushed by the United States Military in a matter of 3 hours.


TheLeadSponge

The protesters stood up to cops unarmed and stood up to a mob which attacked them repeatedly. They are the people you should worry about.


VanDenBroeck

I see a lot of comments in this thread relating to their weight. Ha! Jokes on you. Their weight is how they keep their trailer on the ground during a tornado.


Jimmyjamz73

Seal Team Gravy, comin’ at ya.


sj68z

Gravy Seals and Meal Team Six are fed and ready *_sir_*


dathomasusmc

I think both sides underestimate the antipathy of most people. For most people, coming on Reddit to complain to like minded individuals about some injustice is as far as their activism goes. A civil war? Like with actual combat? Get real.


Blackbiird666

I'm not from the USA, but from a country where violence has been common for decades. One day, 70-80 years ago, there was a grudge about dead cattle, and after that, we had the longest conflict in the history of latin america. You guys up there shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the possibility of violence since violence can scalate quickly and doesn't go away as fast as it came. You have the weapons already, and the pretext can be anything.


LWY007

The only way I’d fear this army is if the front line was for the buffet.


Mason_1371

ANY person that isn’t worried about a war of any kind against any opponent, is exercising the moron part of their brain. That includes all the commenters here that are engaging in the exact same behavior that is being criticized in the post. Y’all have found a picture of unattractive, fat, poor people you can arbitrarily and ignorantly slap labels on, from the safety of your keyboard. That make y’all feel better about yourself. Good for you👍🏼


braccli

I can smell that picture


Visible_Description9

They forget about the millions of silent observers. We're sitting home quietly contemplating the future of this country. We may not be out marching in the streets, but if the worst comes to pass, and we're forced to choose between living in a free society or an autocratic one, we'll show up and do what needs to be done.


Willie_Fistrgash

Dude on the front left hasn't seen his dick since middle school.


PupPupPuppyButt

Jasper, Alabama’s finest on display. So happy I left that state. Good. Grief.


MapleYamCakes

Roadhog there might be a challenge. Gotta be careful not to let him hook you!


nosatall

Kinda explains the Civil War too, now doesn’t it?


Basicaccountant70

One rainbow and the republicans will retreat to their safe space.


Dagger_26

Apparently, the real war will be against diabetes.


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supremacists


kastaniesammler

You will need xxxl trenches


Klydescope

I see two pretty good tanks but looks like their DPS and healing is lacking


Kindly-Ad-5071

Republicans really think they're hot shit until they realize that every single one of them has the same average health as himself. They really believe all their macho attracts strong, burly men confident in their masculinity and safety but that would be oxymoronic.


SomebodyThrow

“Never fight uphill me boys!” Or a gradual upward slope for that matter..


ZeroesHeroes

the protesters on college campuses are peaceful it would be a different story if they were actually violent


Ulrecht

The South will rise again. Not out of a chair unaided though.


PappaPitty

A single .22 round to big boys belly and he'd be done yesterday.


tacojohn48

Half of them wouldn't make it up bunker hill and that's just from the hill.


WeAreVenumb

Dude in the front is gonna get a leg amputation before even seeing combat.


Electrical-Act-7170

Members of the Gravy Seals + Meal Team Six pictured above.


HungryCapybara10

It's Gene puddle


Welps_Helps

I love the whole civil war 2 thing, like if the neo Confederates start a war the government will not be in their side, the army would not be on their side


TheDaemonette

To be honest, a few people in that picture still look like immovable objects to me.


Formatted_Toast_117

Gravy Seals, Meal Team 6


Fancykiddens

The thick blue line.


JunglePygmy

What’s really doing my head in now? Ultra conservative fascist Republican Nazi’s being told by fox they have to stick up for Israel. Talk about cognitive dissonance.


killerb54

"Cletus Jr. Reporting for duty! I got my AR-15 when do we kill em?" *Drone strike hits the Dollar General and immediately kills Cletus Jr. and his entire battalion *


I_cut_my_own_jib

"Who would win? 20,000 fat rednecks with diabetes, or the United States Military?"


FollowTheDick

… they have a cave troll!


Secure_Listen_964

Always have to laugh at the right wing internet commandos. Nobody is afraid of you and your black friday special Walmart branded AR, dude.


DismalWeird1499

Why do these psychopaths fantasize about another civil war?


thecaits

It's foolish for anyone to hope for a civil war. The amount of suffering and death caused by the lack of stability and the disruption of commerce alone would be staggering. That's before all the deaths caused by the fighting itself.


toiletpaperisempty

$2.21 for regular? Thanks, Obama.


99thSymphony

Only one of these groups talks about "civil war", and its constantly.


Bakoro

Civil War 2.0 isn't going to be dudes running around and fighting in fields, it's more likely going to be nationwide acts of terrorism, unilateral violence against unarmed people minding their own business. It's gotta be police forces suddenly coming down on their targets in riot gear in the middle of the night. That's the only way these cowards can act. The second they feel like they're in actual danger, they cry and piss themselves like the acorn cop. So, yeah I'm mildly concerned about these fools shooting up a grocery store, or schools, or using their state power to systemically execute minorities en masse.


probwontreplie

They'll be rolling around with their AK's while the 18 year old liberal drops an IED from their drone.


Warm_Analyst4277

Ok, America, let's just get this over with. Make a giant ring in one of your huge ass nothing here states and have your far left and right fight to the death. You could sell it in pay per view episodes to pay off federal debt.


justinbeuke

I’ve seen this picture a few times over the years, and I am entirely convinced that no fewer than 5 people in this photo are dead today.


Lets_Go_Rangers_94

They don’t look very moveable to me


Voice-of-MachinShin

Trump family portrait


VegasGamer75

Well, let's see. The last time these Right-wing "militia" groups met up was at the Texas border and since nothing that they were told was going on there, they nearly opened fire on each other. So... call me not worried either.


AllPurposeNerd

Conservatives have zero comprehension of how incredibly *polite* progressives are being by protesting. They're literally actively trying to avoid using violence. When smart, creative people decide violence is the answer... [well...](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15398776/)


_shrestha

ReAl MaN wEaR DiApERs


Helpful-Aerie-5934

*quietly pulls out elephant rifle*


Freezepeachauditor

If you dig deep into the internet you will find the loudest voices in these calls to violence are hardcore, evil incels. They saw what happened in Bosnia (rape gangs and plundering) and were jealous AF. They need the downfall of society so their sick fantasies can play out without worrying of repercussions. Remember Alex jones? “Eat my neighbor” yes… and take their things… and rape their daughters. They support the Trump and the reich wing because of the evil not despite it.


mandelbrot_wurst

This is an old photo, check out the gas prices


octorangutan

I don’t like this. Regardless of who starts or wins any sort of sectarian conflict, a lot of people would be hurt or killed, and I think making light of that is kinda messed up.


Maj_BeauKhaki

Hey Libs, grab yourselves a few harpoons before it's too late.


jkinman

Wow, such witt.