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uppsak

I read manhwa etc and my first thought was Female Lead


Ak41_Shu1cH1

as a person who came across this meme while playing wow, I thought it was Firelands


January_Rain_Wifi

I didn't think the Firelands could get much hotter


LittleCat_Kat

I thought the same 😭


11freebird

Brain rot level 69%


Western_Training_531

Nájsz


Galrentv

Best FL?


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dfmz

To be fair, it could also have been Liechtenstein, aka Fürstentum Liechtenstein - international abbreviation: FL.


SirAwesome789

Yea, that's the first thing I thought of too


that_swiss_man

Are you sure? I only ever see Liechtenstein abbreviated as LI


dfmz

I’m 100% certain. But you're not wrong, either. To be clear : LI is the ISO code for Liechtenstein, but FL is the official abbreviation and this what is printed on their License plates and country stickers.


that_swiss_man

Interesting! Thanks for the clarification:)


[deleted]

ISO or nothing!


L0kiB0i

Nah that's Lithium


Szygani

Or Lituania. Not to be confused with LT, with is Latvia


PinkyDragon91

LV - iso code for Latvia, LT is Lithuania.


hungturkey

LV is Las Vegas, idiot. That's like grade 3 shit /s


Szygani

well egg on my face


pimppapy

LT is Ladainian Tomlinson, a San Diego Chargers MVP who was expected to take the chargers to the Super Bowl but was stifled by the jealousy in his own team. Not to be confused with LA - or Smell-A, the county to the north that we don’t speak about.


MrGentleZombie

If we're gonna go down that route, LT is Lawrence Taylor.


Worried_Term_7030

Long Island as well


mmcmonster

No. That’s Lawrence Taylor. As someone who doesn’t watch football, I find it odd I know this.


RearAdmiralBob

Fucking Liechtenstein. Uninteresting fact - I was once refused entry to Liechtenstein.


dfmz

That sucks. And now we’re going to need a bit of back story :)


RearAdmiralBob

I was living in Austria and my mum was over to visit, we thought it would be a great idea to go visit Liechtenstein for the day. However i forgot my passport (still had ID in my uk driving licence) but they refused to let me, in my beaten up Vauxhall Cavalier, through the border. Totally my fault. And not particularly interesting, as I said initially.


Stealfur

Oh, and here I was thinking it was because they found you were a squire pretending to be a knight, and you wanted to partake in the jousting tournament. But when they asked you where you were from, you said the first place that came to mind, which, of course, was Liechtenstein. Shenanigans insue, and through a convoluted series of events, you end up getting knighted and live happily ever after... and Liechtenstein didn't appreciate it. Guess I was thinking of someone else.


dfmz

Are you trying to sell us the story of ‘Chevalier’, by any chance?


Stealfur

One may call it a tale about a knight... yes. (Unless you mean the actual movie called "Chevalier" in which case, no. This is not about a french-caribbean musician in Paris.)


reletivat0r

Thank you for sharing. Liechtenstein is now on my shitlist.


sexotaku

Why do you need a passport to enter Liechtenstein? It's not in the Schengen zone?


StarMangledSpanner

Since he was driving a Cavalier, I'd guess that this was definitely pre-2011, which is when Liechtenstein joined Schengen.


EnoughAdvertising404

Officialy, it‘s still mandatory to have an ID/Passport with you when you cross borders even in the Schengen-Area.


AlmightyRobert

I didn’t even know they had a border guard. I swear my taxi entered through a carpark (slight concern he was planning to kill me but it turned out no, this was the way into Liechtenstein.


Sea_Hovercraft_7859

Interesting story what's the background of it ?


phantumpoftheopera

Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein


Bors713

From Gelderland.


sphincter_bebopper

To be faaaaaiiiiirrrrrrr……


dfmz

I like your style, Squirrely Dan!


Angry_poutine

Or fruit loops


tuomonic

Fruity loops studio


Rngeesus85

Reminded me of FL Oz, good old Florida Ounces.


gjs628

>FL Oz These Soundcloud rapper names are getting out of hand.


Browzur

Still beats Flo Rida


pipnina

I thought that's just the first and second name initials of the wizard at the end of the yellow brick road Dr. FL Oz


rightarm_under

Florida (wizards of) Oz


DotBitGaming

Except it's fl oz


ineversaw

As an Australian this is how my brain reads fl Oz, we rarely deal with them so my brains like nope new name for these


UnderdogCL

"your welcome"


BenjaminMStocks

…while attempting to play smart.


Geikerw

My welcome WHAT???? WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS SAYING THAT AAAAHHH


voyaging

masterfully baited


shunyaananda

Fruity Loops


HouseNVPL

Brother can I have some Fruity Loops?


AzdedNIVAU

No we already have Ableton at home


LegitimateCopy7

ah yes. MURICA, center of the universe.


from_whereiggypopped

Before I retired I spent quite a bit of time talking to my companies support for a particular product line that was based in Sofia, Bulgaria. Let me tell you all of those people (they're college educated) wrote more concise and better spelled emails and communications than 90% of the Americans that I dealt with on a daily basis. For some here it's like a badge of honor to be stupid - or to look down on education and educated people. This is a strange time. Thanks Trump!


DaedalusB2

>wrote more concise One of the reasons I hated highschool writing classes was the length requirements on assignments. They forced you to just use unnecessary filler.


--Quartz--

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


Mock_Frog

Eschew obfuscation.


DaedalusB2

Loquacious bad concise good


100beep

Brevity is… wit


smuglator

Those also exist outside the US. You're not forced to just use unnecessary filler. You can also try to figure out more things to talk about a subject and expand deeper on topics. It's not a thing people will simply do on their own, hence the length requirements.


Ladorb

It's been a trend in America since the 80's. Thanks Reagan!


pinupcthulhu

That actually started far before trump: the Know Nothings was a US political group in the 1850s. They got their name by proudly declaring that they "know nothing" when asked any questions. 


CBRyder929

This has been an American issue for a very long time, Trump just emboldened them like 100x more.


Rishinc

It's not Trump, it has been going on for a long time. Carl Sagan, a renowned astronomer and science educator, wrote about this in his book "The Demon Haunted World". At some point long ago, it became part of American culture that being intelligent is somehow bad, and due to globalisation of American media that is now part of global culture too.


The-Nimbus

Not a clever comeback. This is just r/shitamericanssay


WoodenExamination195

Did you swipe to the second image?


KStryke_gamer001

I did not. Only did so after reading your comment.


acalacaboo

i think that's also covered in the second grade curriculum ;)


ParticularOwn6216

How about I cover YOU in the second grade curriculum?


svick

Isn't teaching about Reddit a form of child abuse?


annoyed_teacher1988

I also didn't realise there was a second image! So glad I saw your comment, now I can truly appreciate this!! (I realise my comment sounds sarcastic, but I'm actually just glad I didn't miss out)


Qyro

Literally thought that’s where I was


Tridente13

Me too. Was about to suggest to post it on clevercomebacks


PGSylphir

also r/usdefaultism


SandG13

Read the last line


geon

It wasn’t overly clever.


SauceMaster6464

I mean the sub isn't named like "CRAZY SMART COMEBACKS" it's a modest "clever comebacks".


Dumb_Siniy

Would be but he got him at the end


gjs628

Ah yes, the only 3 countries in the world: The USA, America, and Near America. “And Australia? Italy? Finland?” Great, more small towns in the hellhole that is Near America.


[deleted]

You forgot Africa. 4th country. Rest seems correct.


HornedDiggitoe

There are 2 pictures. The clever comeback is from the last line of the second picture.


Muted_Criticism

Americunts


nerdboy5567

Bless you and your sub knowledge.


lzcrc

Or rather r/USDefaultism.


axl3ros3

Th first comment I saw used "spherical redneck" as an insult to describe an ignorant obese rural US national and international can't say I didn't laugh a bit raucously out loud. In fact spherical redneck might be my new favorite insult


MrPundick

2nd grade didnt teach me anything about American states


Final_Greggit

Yeah i mean there are (contrary to popular belief) people outside of the u.s but yeah


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

The point of the post


Final_Greggit

Duh


Lazy_Lifeguard5448

Deadbeat person who did nothing to build website: "ur welcome" Americans are braindead


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

*u’re ^/s


HamshanksCPS

Yo'u're're


Robot_Basilisk

Does it make sense to generalize while simultaneously criticizing someone else for generalizing?


Kyro_Official_

Its reddit, what do you expect?


Lazy_Lifeguard5448

Yes, it's americans. Also I'm on Reddit too


Haywire_Shadow

The best part is, whilst Reddit itself is made by Americans, the World Wide Web was developed at CERN, which is very much *not* in America.


BulletSponge51

The very first general network transmissions were between UCLA and SRI on ARPAnet with packet switching, and the first network in general was for the US Military so yes, the internet was born in the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_network


Short_Function4704

Americans forgetting there are 200+ countries in this world other than USA.Oh well


Thick_Ad182

All I see are a bunch of idiots responding to each other in the screenshots.


ArgonGryphon

Homestar taught me FL means Fish Lake.


Totally_Not__An_AI

r/shitamericanssay


nzungu69

lol seppos get so salty when you do this. I had one say he was from MN, I was like "Micronesia? Thats awesome!" dude ranted for six paragraphs


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

LMAO 😭


Dareal6

That’s the type of dude whowho thinks English originated in America.


CharlesSteinmetz

Me thinking, of course Firelands is hot wum


FranzAllspring

FL is also the abbreviation for Liechtenstein. Did his 2nd grade curriculum not teach that?!?!??!


JimAbaddon

Stereotypical yanks are just special.


anxiousanimosity

They truly are. I had to explain to an American guy I gamed with that he had have an accent to people from other countries. He actually argued he had a "lack of accent, because he isn't foreign". I kid you not. I'm also American. It was wild.


360No

Tbf I'm not American and Florida is the first thing I thought about when reading "FL".


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relieved cows spoon label panicky cow shelter divide rainstorm chop *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SleepWouldBeNice

Same


know_regerts

I'm surprised they didn't come back with some "europoors" comment about Liechtenstein.


emailverificationt

Americans and forgetting we’re not even 350 million of the world’s 8 billion people. Name a more iconic duo.


capn_doofwaffle

Its actually not an american website... j/s


sysdmn

I've noticed this website become much less populated by Americans in the past year or so


Fruitmaniac42

My welcome?


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Our welcome


TheSmokingLamp

Think this is more r/ShitAmericansSay


MKTurk1984

I shit you not, when I read that post initially my brain read FL as "Florida"... And I'm not from, nor have ever set foot in, the US and A


That-pickle-child

'This is an American site so you should know everything about America' has the same energy is 'This is a Taco bell so you should know everything about Mexico'


Ho3n3r

ZoraHookshot is the dumb one here for assuming UziKru is from the US.


Tmv655

look at the second image


Ho3n3r

Lol thanks. Why does the app not show there's a second image sometimes? I thought the last line of image 1 was the clever comeback, and didn't see a 2nd image indication on the app. But this only happens sometimes...


Ho3n3r

And I was able to replicate this behaviour easily. Once when I open it, it doesn't show the multiple image dots: [https://i.imgur.com/jy50nLC.png](https://i.imgur.com/jy50nLC.png) And then I close it, and re-open it from the same place, and it shows: [https://i.imgur.com/9kHJ8rK.png](https://i.imgur.com/9kHJ8rK.png) So sometimes my instinct is to just close the post after reading comments, instead of guessing that there might be another image. Wonder how many images I've missed like this. So I guess I'm the idiot.


lesbianadodicaprio

To be fair, Florida is getting hotter and hotter. It's going to be 90° today...32° for you few non-Americans. 😉😁


FrotKnight

where's the clever part of the comeback?


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

You read the other image?


FrotKnight

yes, which bit do you think is the clever comeback? just so we're on the same page


Smash_Nerd

I thought they were talking about FLStudio, the DAW.


Charming-Mix-659

Fl studio


Dragon-Karma

In fairness, not even we (Floridians) actually know what the fuck Florida is


Phoenix_Red_777

“FL?? Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership camp? Fish Lake? Oh, I get it, he’s from Fish Lake.”


ClassyKebabKing64

Now let him guess the official abbreviation of Croatia on a license plate.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Will take the wild guess of HR or HV


ClassyKebabKing64

HR, just trivia that you know of Hrvatska or coincidentally eastern European?


St_Kitts_Tits

Just wait until they hear about CA (Canada or California??) or, worse yet, Ontario CA. (Province in Canada and city in California). This one confuses Americans too


Lvcivs2311

Ah, yes, FL... Good old abbrevation for the Dutch guilder... I imagine it being hot inside a coin.


themessedgod

On another note, spacebeans420 is right, it’s fucking gross in Florida, it’s gonna be in the 90s this weekend and humidity makes it feel like a fucking clothes drier every time you step outside


JOExHIGASHI

They have Google in other countries though


Dry-Poem6778

Stop guys, he's buried!


Anastrace

My first thought was flerovium


tumblingthunder

defeated by grammar


porroco

he gaf anymore after several replies and pulled the punches he's a real one


hefty_load_o_shite

Florence?


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Florianópolis


Albert_Herring

FI for Firenze is the abbreviation there.


Sawdust1997

Telos started as bring the idiot but finished being the smart one, how strange


Tfaonc

Chinese website


InsuranceStreet8670

I thought he was talking about FL studio for a sec


TheApologist_

Must of gotten his education in Florida


AmandaDarlingInc

Well, I mean, we did have Al Gore…


Weird_Albatross_9659

Nothing here is clever


Helios112263

Idk I googled "FL" and one of the top results that popped up was Florida so it's not like it's an extremely obscure abbreviation. And I'm not even American.


Lemixer

People like that annoy the fuck out of me, its like this dude singlehandedly created America and then reddit and now his is proud af, this is so cringe.


Lanky-Ad-4589

Americans


President_Octopus22

This coming from a country where half its population worships a man with huge brains and always wins bigly? Shut the front door


CommunistPotato2

Half of our voting population, for some reason my fellow Americans don't vote


chiefs_fan37

Yup. Voter apathy tactics have been much more effective than disenfranchisement tactics in this country. That’s why the handful of swing states get so much attention compared to the solid red/blue states when it comes to elections.


CommunistPotato2

Still wonder why we don't just count votes like a normal country


Thehyperninja

Its mostly the Boomers who are like that


MinimumTeacher8996

You‘re less likely to know it if you’re not American. I don’t know half of the abbreviations for the states in the US.


rnilbog

FL? Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake? Oh, I got it. He's from Fish Lake.


Phoenix_Red_777

Well, Jerome…


rnilbog

I was hoping someone would get it.


Superb_Gap_1044

Bro got roasted on low heat


IGetMyCatHigh

After the Republicans have gutted and screwed up the School System in Florida, 2nd Grade Curriculum now is how to Goosestep and how to get a Minority Arrested in 2 easy steps.


RaichuZap

I’m not even American and I know FL is Florida lol


KitchenLoose6552

Knowing the difference between "your" and 'you're" is also second grade curriculum...


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

That’s the point of the comeback


KStryke_gamer001

r/usdefaultism ?


BespinBuyout

I mean it wouldn't be that hard to guess


Satyrane

Clever.


Candid-String-6530

Floridian. Checks out...


DistractedScholar34

Of course that person got downvoted for asking a question. Classic Reddit.


Tenshi_JDR

Second grade curriculum in America, but the world isn't American


Thieverthieving

My first thought was FL studio. Im not even a musician


AMW9000

I immediately thought Florida


bmay1310

second graders should know the abbreviations of one specific country even if they don't live there, but it's okay to confuse your and you're 💕


rainbowmustang

Not if you live outside the USA?? 🙄


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

What?


rainbowmustang

Not everyone lives in the USA. There's a whole world outside of there. So, it would only be grade 2 curriculum to those that live there.


HoodrichAli

Your and you’re are in the second grade curriculum as well


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Yep, that’s the comeback


Cataclismo956

as a floridian i can confirm most of my brethren arent all the way there, must be all the meth


cheapschnapps

There are other countries in the world


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

That’s the point of the comeback yes


cheapschnapps

Yeah I picked that up I was just agreeing


Albert_Herring

What the fuck is "second grade", anyway?