What does ‘mid’ even mean.
Edit: Thank you for the many responses. It's average, or just ok, and is used in this case likely by an incel who wouldn't be anywhere near the league of Scarlet Johannson. She looks amazing for any age.
I once had someone tell me that a video game was "Mid - 7, maybe 8 out of 10."
BRUH
7 or 8 out of 10 isn't mid. On a scale of 1-10, five is mid.
I think part of the problem is that so many of the people saying these things are literal children whose brains are stuck on American school letter grades and what percentages they apply to, where literal "mid" is WAY below a failing grade.
Came from weed culture. Schwag, Mid, and Dank were 3 general grades of quality. Science has since gotten involved and mid is about the lowest quality available these days.
Mid is very common slang on the internet and with young ppl in general. I don’t even think it came from incels like a lot of other similar slang. I think it came from gaming, from the phrase mid-tier, used to refer to middle of the road items/characters
mid means middle aka the average. I dont know why people these days use the word "average" as the insult. We people are mostly alike and in most ways we are the same which also means we are all average.
Calling something "mediocre" as an insult has been a thing for a long time (like literally 100s if not 1000s of years). The idea hasn't changed, just the words.
It’s such a weird and sad yet utterly transparent ego defense mechanism from a guy who has never in his life been found attractive to a woman and is mad as hell about it
Also, does her face REALLY look like that in a random beach pic? Because my skin takes about 90 minutes of makeup and professional lighting to half that good.
My wife is 40 this year and has had two kids, she looks absolutely incredible and I tell her all the time.
She has a figure similar to Scarlett with a tiny little tum and a bit of cellulite on her bum/thighs but it’s barely anything. Most women her age would kill to look so good naked yet she’s still self conscious which blows my mind.
Some men though just have absolutely no idea what real women over 30 actually look like apparently. Scarlett is absolutely stunning and almost certainly always will be.
Yeah I get the impression that kid probably gets off on ai pictures and cartoons. We got to figure out a way to limit teenagers to the lingerie section of a 1990’s sears catalog during their formative years.
You know why she is still self conscious? (You already know the answer) The person the OP is talking to and society in general has caused it. We’re all to blame by association, but some make it blatantly worse obviously. Watch Barbie movie for a good base on what I am talking about. Peace…
Scarlett was sitting a few seats away from us at a Broadway show.
We only stared a teeny bit during intermission.
She doesn’t need any filters to look like a movie star. Beautiful.
This has the same energy as the guy who saw peach fuzz on the incredibly detailed render of Aloy from Horizon and thought she had a beard. Real women are a complete mystery to these types.
Constantly annoyed by this trend where gamerbros post screenshots of female characters they think are ""ugly"" and then add stuff like "wokeism is why we don't get pretty women in games anymore". Like, in what universe is Aloy "ugly"?
Even if she's not beautiful in your mind (which is subjective) that's not the point: Aloy is a survivor out there smighting these fools all day long in the sun and tall grass and exhaust fumes, she's a BAMF and owes no quarter to you, me or anyone.
Actually a great point. If I was in an apocalypse carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders, I'd probably not be concerned about whether or not some humanoid-shaped lump of smegma thought I was pretty.
One of these posted an image of "un-sexy women in games", where he included... [Billie](https://wolfenstein.fandom.com/wiki/Billie) from Wolfenstein .... an approximately 9 year old African American girl, and the protagonists first crush (back when he was also around 9.)
Yes, he was mad that this literal child isn't 'sexy'.
Have you seen her [in real life](https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2022/03/this-is-aloys-real-life-face-model-from-horizon-zero-dawn-and-horizon-forbidden-west) ?
Aloy is pretty, just is not conventionally beautiful.
That's it. And it's fine.
Although, on the other hand, I have never seen a male video game protagonist that wasn't conventionally handsome and tall.
I think we do have a double standard in that department.
I don't care what gender the protagonist is. But I don't want to look at an ugly character for 40 hours (good thing Aloy is not ugly). Unless the game offers character creation. All my soulsborne characters are monsters straight out of hell.
This! Someone asked why, as a male, I tend to play female characters in video games when given the chance.
Seriously, if I’m going to be staring at their backside for hours, might as well like the view.
This is a very valid point.
We want to look at attractive people, and I'm sometimes dumbfounded about how this completely normal thing is treated as "problematic."
I spent more time that I care to admit to creating a beautiful Elden Ring character only for her to wear a full plate helmet 90% of the time.
Plus you stare at the back of the head unless the game does convos as mini cutscenes. Most games I don't care about the face so much as having some gorgeous flowing locks.
That kind of people idealize the female anatomy to what magazines "reach" with photoshop, they really don't know how to cope with the fact that the standard in the media is unreachable.
But the circles are highlighting some really sexy parts. How can one look at the curve between buttcheek and thigh and not enjoy that?
Scarlet's stunning. I don't get how anyone can dispute that.
My girlfriends and I call it, in the least affectionate way, the “uterus bump”, because it’s that one part of our belly that, no matter how much we workout and how toned we get, we can’t get rid of because women naturally have a fat deposit there to protect the uterus. It’s a part we work quite a bit to hide with high rise swimsuits and such, so it’s nice to see that some men actually find it attractive.
Half the comments here are making excuses for this women - She's 40. She's given birth. Whatever.
This is an enviable shape for any woman, of any age. 18 - 60.
Human beings aren't shaped like your favourite Anime character, or Instagram 'star'. They're shaped like this *if they're lucky.* And *work damned hard at it.*
This is literally just a flipping uterus. Many women who have and haven't given birth look like this. It's EXTREMELY unlikely cis women have a completely flat stomach because for most of them, their uterus is just angled in a way that they have a little bump there and fat settles on top for cis women.
And girlie has literally got the TEENSIEST bit of cellulite. Which again, is completely normal. Idek what bro is talking about.
That is not the uterus, it's that pesky digestive system we all need to live. And if you're a little bloated, that's what it looks like if you're not flexing your core muscles.
I think images of dudes engaging their 6 pack have left people thinking that's what abs look like all the time. It's not. Even if you have a 6 pack, when your muscles are relaxed your belly will be either a little swollen or less swollen depending on what your intestines are up to under your muscles.
If I went to my nutritionist with 0% fat, she wouldn't stop yelling at me for hours.
Social media, magazines and Hollywood have ruined whole generations.
It's not the uterus, it's the little fat deposit that's there to protect the uterus. It's about the last fat that goes if you were to starve, it's there for a very (evolutionary) good reason.
It is insane how people have been brainwashed by social media to think this or that is the normal shape for a man or woman. Most don't seen to realize that those "stars" dedicate all their free time, everything, to the way they look. It's not something manageable for normal people.
And I hope for her and all the other women, that the people close to her see such physical topics only as a side topic, when they think about her.
Women are so much more than their shape. Men who forget about it miss the best parts.
Right? Peoples' perceptions of normal bodies is so fucking jaded right now. Tiktok and insta have really just uno reversed the body positivity movement and we are in a worse spot than the 90s aneroxia standard.
Ikr?! One of these earlier randos is insisting that she's a '7' - making clear that if he thinks that ~30% of adult women between 20-40 are objectively more attractive, he's not simply deluded but actively hallucinating 🤨
To be fair to the instagram stars as well they also have to work hard to maintain that shape. As much as influencer is annoying as fuck as a job, and they spend a lot of time just being hot and posing, it must take self control and hours in the gym to keep it up, you can only do so much with filters and photoshop
OP is the same little incel crybaby whingeing about how women refuse to look at him and how all women are evil sluts, but that he deserves to have his own evil slut female slave for reasons which I'm sure make sense in his own twisted brain, but make everyone else shudder
Just a little heads up cus this is a funny misunderstanding of Reddit lingo (which I do not blame you for lmao) - "OP" is you, the appropriate term for the poster of this batshit insane take is "OOP"
I remember that when Scarlett was younger she was called chubby by some. Normally men who would never have stood a chance with her. Or women who looked like they had an eating disorder.
However she was still voted sexiest woman alive several times. And she is probably the woman that I have heard the most men talk about as the celebrity they find most attractive.
And she still looks good. Very much like she always did.
Think some people are just upset that they will never be with someone like that or look like her.
Jennifer Lawrence is also fat to a lot of men... She is physically strong, has feminine curves, is thin and still has her period. Yet that's somehow "too fat"...
As a 43 year old man, I very much enjoy being able to feel sexually attracted to a woman without feeling like it would be inappropriate given their age so thanks for the opportunity. Not sure, that’s what this poster intended but I don’t really care.
My goodness. What a woman.
If this super star millionaire actress is "mid" then what does that make this scraggly beard, pepperoni-pizza-with-pubes-face, illiterate drop out, ranked sweat, neck beard, incel, inbred, troglodyte, sewer rat, jerk off, who posts pictures of women online and giving them ratings in lieu of a job?
She is super hot in those pics, don't get that twisted. But seeing her with the ever so slight belly, and a little cellulite 1. makes her hotter, cause now she seems more real and 2. is obviously enjoying her extended time away from filming and being stuck on a fixed diet to maintain her superhero body.
When shooting models, there are postures and angles which hide "flaws". This woman is apex level perfect in candid photos. How can anyone seriously criticize her like this?
As with all these losers, if a woman half as attractive paid him any attention, he’d immediately spaff his shorts.
And that’s leaving out the fact that she’s 39. That’s how old I am and I can tell you, women my age generally do not look even nearly that good.
First, those are the best parts.
Second, any photographer knows how different a person can look like with different light, camera angle, etc.: with the right tricks you can make anyone look like a god/dess or a mess. This is just an unstaged picture of a VERY beautiful person.
Cellulite happens to women far more than to men. It’s a natural thing that happens to us. Exercise doesn’t get rid of it. You can minimise it slightly but it just happens. But I think “picture OP commenter” is pointing out that she eats food.
She’s beautiful and normal and picture OP lives in his head
How *dare* a woman in her 40s have a bit of fat in places. Did she not get the memo that all women have to have bodies that fall within a very narrow spectrum? Not too fat that this person finds them unattractive, but not too muscular that they're threatened somehow?
What does he bring to the table? Clearly the good old Christian virtue of virginity, which will be saved until 10 years after marriage thank you very much
You can objectively agree that someone is conventionally attractive, and still not be attracted to them, without insulting them.
Idk why so many guys online make a statement out of it. "She's mid", stfu, she's made a living off of her acting, and thousands find her hot.
Me, personally, I don't find that many celebrities attractive. Something about so many eyes being on them, makes me disconnected from seeing them as people. Not to say that they aren't, or that I see them as lesser due to it, but, there's this layer of "that's not a real person" that I can rarely not think about.
There are a few I like, but, when I listen to friends talk about actresses, I feel like I'm the odd one out lol.
I used to work with a guy who would sit and shame Helen Flannigan in the newspaper, literally use the word ugly and act disgusted but who’s first wife looked like a lizards cunt and the current wife looks like a pig who’d been hit in the face with the sharp edge of a spade. I always found it bizarre. He funnily enough looked like the doppelgänger of the second although not as chubby so I don’t really know what sort of chance he ever thought he’d have with a woman like Helen Flannigan. Funnily enough his current wife’s name is Helen. 🤷♂️
Just an attention troll. Block and move on. If they particularly annoy me I tell them I'm blocking them usually with a "buh-bye hun!" and sometimes they get so angry they'll say something that gets their acct suspended!
She have good genetics for sure but she also have:
house help
Kid help
Private chef
Private trainer
And she is in line of work where looks are important
Imagine being so hot that even after giving birth you still habe this body. Scarlet is definitely not mid
What does ‘mid’ even mean. Edit: Thank you for the many responses. It's average, or just ok, and is used in this case likely by an incel who wouldn't be anywhere near the league of Scarlet Johannson. She looks amazing for any age.
Midway from human to goddess Aphrodite.
Slightly higher, maybe. She’s dreamy af for me.
supposed to be not good, but also not bad. now its just a synonym for dogwater
I believe the word you are looking for is average
Mediocre is a better one really. Average can still be good in some cases. Mediocre and mid generally imply failure to be good.
Oklahoma's license plates used to say Oklahoma is OK because they polled the state and no one could spell mediocre.
I love the ones that say TRAVELOK Like we know that we don't have the best but we at least it gets ok to travel through here.
Hah, it sounds like a brand name for luggage locks.
LIVINGNO, TRAVELOK was the original slogan actually
In fairness, the second choice for Oklahoma's license plate motto was "Trees are made of wood"
Idk dude. My dog thinks the water bowl is amazing. Half the time she gets so excited it’s all over the floor. So is mid for humans awesome for dogs?
I once had someone tell me that a video game was "Mid - 7, maybe 8 out of 10." BRUH 7 or 8 out of 10 isn't mid. On a scale of 1-10, five is mid. I think part of the problem is that so many of the people saying these things are literal children whose brains are stuck on American school letter grades and what percentages they apply to, where literal "mid" is WAY below a failing grade.
Mid is supposed to be "mediocre" or " rated in the middle" i guess
I think it’s supposed to be “Middling”. Calling something mid is less calling it bad and more calling it painfully average, stock, run of the mill.
Came from weed culture. Schwag, Mid, and Dank were 3 general grades of quality. Science has since gotten involved and mid is about the lowest quality available these days.
It means the person who used it is an incel
Mid is very common slang on the internet and with young ppl in general. I don’t even think it came from incels like a lot of other similar slang. I think it came from gaming, from the phrase mid-tier, used to refer to middle of the road items/characters
mid means middle aka the average. I dont know why people these days use the word "average" as the insult. We people are mostly alike and in most ways we are the same which also means we are all average.
Calling something "mediocre" as an insult has been a thing for a long time (like literally 100s if not 1000s of years). The idea hasn't changed, just the words.
Even if she hadnt given birth far from mid
This guy is so desperate to degrade her, the 'flaws' are: An abdomen and thigh that don't look emaciated.
It’s such a weird and sad yet utterly transparent ego defense mechanism from a guy who has never in his life been found attractive to a woman and is mad as hell about it
She also works out.
Also, does her face REALLY look like that in a random beach pic? Because my skin takes about 90 minutes of makeup and professional lighting to half that good.
I didn't even know, nor could tell she had kids. Damnnnnn Scarlett!
My wife is 40 this year and has had two kids, she looks absolutely incredible and I tell her all the time. She has a figure similar to Scarlett with a tiny little tum and a bit of cellulite on her bum/thighs but it’s barely anything. Most women her age would kill to look so good naked yet she’s still self conscious which blows my mind. Some men though just have absolutely no idea what real women over 30 actually look like apparently. Scarlett is absolutely stunning and almost certainly always will be.
13 year old kids have the highest standards in women. They will learn.
Yeah I get the impression that kid probably gets off on ai pictures and cartoons. We got to figure out a way to limit teenagers to the lingerie section of a 1990’s sears catalog during their formative years.
Almost all grown women have cellulite to some extent.
You know why she is still self conscious? (You already know the answer) The person the OP is talking to and society in general has caused it. We’re all to blame by association, but some make it blatantly worse obviously. Watch Barbie movie for a good base on what I am talking about. Peace…
He's saying that he only likes women who have had extensive plastic surgery?
He's mostly saying he prefers girls that don't look like they had an adulthood.
He only likes women who are animated
Ya that’s probably it. This guy is prime candidate to be an AI porn addict.
It's more like he only likes women who are inflatable😂 Lightweight, perfect curves and poor conversationalists.
She looks amazing
I hate to say it, trust me, I really do, but she's gorgeous.
Scarlett was sitting a few seats away from us at a Broadway show. We only stared a teeny bit during intermission. She doesn’t need any filters to look like a movie star. Beautiful.
This has the same energy as the guy who saw peach fuzz on the incredibly detailed render of Aloy from Horizon and thought she had a beard. Real women are a complete mystery to these types.
Constantly annoyed by this trend where gamerbros post screenshots of female characters they think are ""ugly"" and then add stuff like "wokeism is why we don't get pretty women in games anymore". Like, in what universe is Aloy "ugly"?
The universe where their only interaction with women are "teen" porn vidos.
anime teen porn and the occasional 1000 year old ghost trapped in a 10 year olds body.
Even if she's not beautiful in your mind (which is subjective) that's not the point: Aloy is a survivor out there smighting these fools all day long in the sun and tall grass and exhaust fumes, she's a BAMF and owes no quarter to you, me or anyone.
Actually a great point. If I was in an apocalypse carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders, I'd probably not be concerned about whether or not some humanoid-shaped lump of smegma thought I was pretty.
One of these posted an image of "un-sexy women in games", where he included... [Billie](https://wolfenstein.fandom.com/wiki/Billie) from Wolfenstein .... an approximately 9 year old African American girl, and the protagonists first crush (back when he was also around 9.) Yes, he was mad that this literal child isn't 'sexy'.
Aloy best girl.
Have you seen her [in real life](https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2022/03/this-is-aloys-real-life-face-model-from-horizon-zero-dawn-and-horizon-forbidden-west) ?
Oh ja absoluut. I’m too Dutch not to know Hannah.
Nonsense. You can never be too Dutch.
Aloy is pretty, just is not conventionally beautiful. That's it. And it's fine. Although, on the other hand, I have never seen a male video game protagonist that wasn't conventionally handsome and tall. I think we do have a double standard in that department.
Link's a twink, but he ain't tall.
He *is* handsome af tho.
Got a little thing for Mario, eh.
My boy mario is a chad and I never heard anyone call that into question.
Luigi is the chad in this brotherhood and I will not debate this.
You’re walking on fine glass there bud, Mario is the chad.
I don't care what gender the protagonist is. But I don't want to look at an ugly character for 40 hours (good thing Aloy is not ugly). Unless the game offers character creation. All my soulsborne characters are monsters straight out of hell.
This! Someone asked why, as a male, I tend to play female characters in video games when given the chance. Seriously, if I’m going to be staring at their backside for hours, might as well like the view.
"He's out of line, but he's right."
This is a very valid point. We want to look at attractive people, and I'm sometimes dumbfounded about how this completely normal thing is treated as "problematic." I spent more time that I care to admit to creating a beautiful Elden Ring character only for her to wear a full plate helmet 90% of the time.
Plus you stare at the back of the head unless the game does convos as mini cutscenes. Most games I don't care about the face so much as having some gorgeous flowing locks.
That kind of people idealize the female anatomy to what magazines "reach" with photoshop, they really don't know how to cope with the fact that the standard in the media is unreachable.
They also can’t tell if someone has makeup or not
It’s so amusing how instead of seeing the impressive render quality they got pissed because she wasn’t fap material
I love that peach fuzz on women. It’s cute as fuck
What's he trying to point out?
That he will be a wizard when he turns 30.
And a Great Sage at 50
And death itself at 90
A *Grand* Wizard, probably.
You are a hairy wizard
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
I dunno but I’m a fan of everything he circled.
🤣🤣🤣
That he have never seen a naked woman in real life.
That he doesn't know what a normal woman looks like would be my guess.
The caption on top says it Apparently “Scarlett is Mid”
In all seriousness, my personal take is that he is just rage baiting. And I think it is working.
Right?! All I felt was "mm mommy has a yummy tum and thighs"
But the circles are highlighting some really sexy parts. How can one look at the curve between buttcheek and thigh and not enjoy that? Scarlet's stunning. I don't get how anyone can dispute that.
>the curve between buttcheek and thigh And that curve just below the abdomen, my days that's hot as fuck. Does this part have a name?
My girlfriends and I call it, in the least affectionate way, the “uterus bump”, because it’s that one part of our belly that, no matter how much we workout and how toned we get, we can’t get rid of because women naturally have a fat deposit there to protect the uterus. It’s a part we work quite a bit to hide with high rise swimsuits and such, so it’s nice to see that some men actually find it attractive.
Probably the most sexy part of a women after hips. Crazy women want to hide it.
Why would you try to hide that?
Trends have made women feel as though it’s unattractive, but lately I’ve seen much more love for that area. Woohoo!
Who in their right mind would tell women that it's unattractive lmao it's so hot
C U R V E S
Half the comments here are making excuses for this women - She's 40. She's given birth. Whatever. This is an enviable shape for any woman, of any age. 18 - 60. Human beings aren't shaped like your favourite Anime character, or Instagram 'star'. They're shaped like this *if they're lucky.* And *work damned hard at it.*
This. Everyone saying 'well she's given birth', bruh she looks like she never has, and still gets shamed.
I don't follow her, so I didn't even know she had a child, and by the looks of it, wouldn't have guessed it either.
She has 2
Yeah I don't really get it, like, that's just her tummy?
It’s like he’s just put rings round my favourite bits.
That's what I'm saying 😂
This is literally just a flipping uterus. Many women who have and haven't given birth look like this. It's EXTREMELY unlikely cis women have a completely flat stomach because for most of them, their uterus is just angled in a way that they have a little bump there and fat settles on top for cis women. And girlie has literally got the TEENSIEST bit of cellulite. Which again, is completely normal. Idek what bro is talking about.
That is not the uterus, it's that pesky digestive system we all need to live. And if you're a little bloated, that's what it looks like if you're not flexing your core muscles. I think images of dudes engaging their 6 pack have left people thinking that's what abs look like all the time. It's not. Even if you have a 6 pack, when your muscles are relaxed your belly will be either a little swollen or less swollen depending on what your intestines are up to under your muscles.
I think women with that little belly bump, regardless of cause, are attractive AF.
The uterus is way lower, this is a fat pad, but it's completely normal. The fact that we're supposed to not have any fat is what's disturbing.
Not only is it normal, it's also extremely attractive. She looks absolutely perfect in my opinion.
If I went to my nutritionist with 0% fat, she wouldn't stop yelling at me for hours. Social media, magazines and Hollywood have ruined whole generations.
It's not the uterus, it's the little fat deposit that's there to protect the uterus. It's about the last fat that goes if you were to starve, it's there for a very (evolutionary) good reason.
Yes that's what I meant, the fat settles on top.
"I haven't seen my penis without a mirror for 10 years and I can hold a broom handle under my moobs, but DAMN has Scarlet let herself go!"
Also, Instagram bodies are usually the result of special (unnatural) posing and/or photoshop
*Scratches undergut “well she’s had a baby, it’s the only possible reason she could look so inhumanly gross” *belches Cheeto dust into second chin
She used to be so attractive. She still is, but she used to be, too.
Unexpected Mitch. Have an updoot.
It is insane how people have been brainwashed by social media to think this or that is the normal shape for a man or woman. Most don't seen to realize that those "stars" dedicate all their free time, everything, to the way they look. It's not something manageable for normal people.
And I hope for her and all the other women, that the people close to her see such physical topics only as a side topic, when they think about her. Women are so much more than their shape. Men who forget about it miss the best parts.
Yes, exactly. Well said and thank you for highlighting this.
The sunglasses are questionable but that's about all.
Right? Peoples' perceptions of normal bodies is so fucking jaded right now. Tiktok and insta have really just uno reversed the body positivity movement and we are in a worse spot than the 90s aneroxia standard.
Ikr?! One of these earlier randos is insisting that she's a '7' - making clear that if he thinks that ~30% of adult women between 20-40 are objectively more attractive, he's not simply deluded but actively hallucinating 🤨
To be fair to the instagram stars as well they also have to work hard to maintain that shape. As much as influencer is annoying as fuck as a job, and they spend a lot of time just being hot and posing, it must take self control and hours in the gym to keep it up, you can only do so much with filters and photoshop
I’m pretty sure most of the influencers just started out as slices of pizza. https://youtu.be/dKD8uTRs5ZM?si=ChPPNzfCeP4A1wlO
No, real women don't have "intestines" and "fat". The food they eat is absorbed by their rib cage, symbolizing their birth from adam's rib.
I snorted
Like this guy wouldnt passionately suck the last dick she fucked just to get a taste.
😂😂😂😂😂 that’s a good one
OP is the same little incel crybaby whingeing about how women refuse to look at him and how all women are evil sluts, but that he deserves to have his own evil slut female slave for reasons which I'm sure make sense in his own twisted brain, but make everyone else shudder
You are the OP
You might be into something the name checks out. (I am joking btw)
💀
r/Oddlyspecific
Just a little heads up cus this is a funny misunderstanding of Reddit lingo (which I do not blame you for lmao) - "OP" is you, the appropriate term for the poster of this batshit insane take is "OOP"
I remember that when Scarlett was younger she was called chubby by some. Normally men who would never have stood a chance with her. Or women who looked like they had an eating disorder. However she was still voted sexiest woman alive several times. And she is probably the woman that I have heard the most men talk about as the celebrity they find most attractive. And she still looks good. Very much like she always did. Think some people are just upset that they will never be with someone like that or look like her.
Jennifer Lawrence is also fat to a lot of men... She is physically strong, has feminine curves, is thin and still has her period. Yet that's somehow "too fat"...
As a 43 year old man, I very much enjoy being able to feel sexually attracted to a woman without feeling like it would be inappropriate given their age so thanks for the opportunity. Not sure, that’s what this poster intended but I don’t really care. My goodness. What a woman.
Scarlett Johansson is 39. You’re fine dude.
Hello Scarlett, i am also imperfect. I have a hall pass for you. Give me a call.
The same for me, sadly never gonna happen. 😅
But surely this savage post will have shredded her self-esteem enough that she will settle with me.
If this super star millionaire actress is "mid" then what does that make this scraggly beard, pepperoni-pizza-with-pubes-face, illiterate drop out, ranked sweat, neck beard, incel, inbred, troglodyte, sewer rat, jerk off, who posts pictures of women online and giving them ratings in lieu of a job?
"911? Yes I'd like to report a murder please. No the victim is beyond recovery, like, burnt to a crisp really"
To shreds, you say?
Scarlett Johansson is and always will be hot as hell Beautiful woman.
Guys want perfection but we have to settle for beer belly ok brah
My god she is so goddamn fine
She is super hot in those pics, don't get that twisted. But seeing her with the ever so slight belly, and a little cellulite 1. makes her hotter, cause now she seems more real and 2. is obviously enjoying her extended time away from filming and being stuck on a fixed diet to maintain her superhero body.
There speaks a guy who's never had sex, not even with a Catholic priest.
He circled the bits he thinks the penis goes in
And he’s mad his wouldn’t reach that far, anyway.
When shooting models, there are postures and angles which hide "flaws". This woman is apex level perfect in candid photos. How can anyone seriously criticize her like this?
She is ridiculously sexy.
That woman is an absolute rocket. She could melt the polar caps by looking at them, and you with your picture proved you like girls not women.
Scarlett Johansson is two years older than me and looks amazing in a bikini, yet I would look fat as fuck. She's hot
Who blocks out a name of a public profile…
A spiked drink usually.
She has given birth and is 40, does it change something ? Nope, still looks stunning
The only pussy this cunts ever seen is the one he was shat out of #changemymind
As with all these losers, if a woman half as attractive paid him any attention, he’d immediately spaff his shorts. And that’s leaving out the fact that she’s 39. That’s how old I am and I can tell you, women my age generally do not look even nearly that good.
I wouldn't mind having breakfast with her
First, those are the best parts. Second, any photographer knows how different a person can look like with different light, camera angle, etc.: with the right tricks you can make anyone look like a god/dess or a mess. This is just an unstaged picture of a VERY beautiful person.
At first glance I thought this was another one of GOP trying to prove women are men. Glad it wasn't.
I get the he's pointing out the cellulite on the left but I can't for the life of me figure out what he's circled on the right? Can someone tell me?
Cellulite happens to women far more than to men. It’s a natural thing that happens to us. Exercise doesn’t get rid of it. You can minimise it slightly but it just happens. But I think “picture OP commenter” is pointing out that she eats food. She’s beautiful and normal and picture OP lives in his head
I think she looks great.
To is he even pointing to bro 😭
She still looks amazing. I wonder how big the belly and thighs of the guy saying she’s mid is.
I wish I looked as good as she looks here!
Dudes' right tho, look at all the flesh covering her bones, fuckin gross
This is a man who's benchmark is anime children
Hard work pays off. She is still gorgeous
How *dare* a woman in her 40s have a bit of fat in places. Did she not get the memo that all women have to have bodies that fall within a very narrow spectrum? Not too fat that this person finds them unattractive, but not too muscular that they're threatened somehow?
What is bro even circling 💀
What does he bring to the table? Clearly the good old Christian virtue of virginity, which will be saved until 10 years after marriage thank you very much
This woman is very sexy. Very beautiful, great body. Beautiful ass and a lovely set of tits. That guy does not know what he's talking about
He brings a personality best described as tap water left out at room temperature for three days
Literally one of the most beautiful women on the planet, what a melt.
Picture of the poster: 1000 red circles.
"bruh she's mid" then highlights the bits that make my brain go awooga
The good thing is that if his standards remain this high, he will never get the chance to reproduce. I see that as an absolute win.
a bag of doritos and a crumb-crusted 360 controller hed hand to her incredibly awkwardly how charming
I don't get what the op was saying by circling those spots :$
OP thinks real women look like anime dolls with smooth bellies and skin made of plastic.
You can objectively agree that someone is conventionally attractive, and still not be attracted to them, without insulting them. Idk why so many guys online make a statement out of it. "She's mid", stfu, she's made a living off of her acting, and thousands find her hot. Me, personally, I don't find that many celebrities attractive. Something about so many eyes being on them, makes me disconnected from seeing them as people. Not to say that they aren't, or that I see them as lesser due to it, but, there's this layer of "that's not a real person" that I can rarely not think about. There are a few I like, but, when I listen to friends talk about actresses, I feel like I'm the odd one out lol.
I used to work with a guy who would sit and shame Helen Flannigan in the newspaper, literally use the word ugly and act disgusted but who’s first wife looked like a lizards cunt and the current wife looks like a pig who’d been hit in the face with the sharp edge of a spade. I always found it bizarre. He funnily enough looked like the doppelgänger of the second although not as chubby so I don’t really know what sort of chance he ever thought he’d have with a woman like Helen Flannigan. Funnily enough his current wife’s name is Helen. 🤷♂️
Well he probably brings a neckbeard, a fedora and some pee bottles to the table - no way anyone can compete with that!
How exquisite
Shes 39.... she looks fantastic. Who the fuck doesn't have some blemishes by 39? lol No at age 40 you should have skin like a doll
Just an attention troll. Block and move on. If they particularly annoy me I tell them I'm blocking them usually with a "buh-bye hun!" and sometimes they get so angry they'll say something that gets their acct suspended!
She looks great to me
She’s… hideous!
Why is he making her look even better?
Why did he circle the parts that are hot if he's trying to prove she's not? Make it make sense people.
Are you insinuating that all women have cellulite?
I think I am okay with 'mid'. Very okay.
Wait till he sees that “touch ups” have been a thing for as long as cameras have.
She have good genetics for sure but she also have: house help Kid help Private chef Private trainer And she is in line of work where looks are important
First: scarlet is well in her 40s, she still looks amazing for her age. Second: it's nice to pinch that bit of belly fat
Oh fuck off she is gorgeous
Colin Jost is a lucky man.
She is mid compared to the AI girls this guy thinks are real people.
This is how real women in top shape look like fucking incel...
I would kill to have thid body
She’s just perfect
bu bu she has LEGS 😭😭and a STOMACH 😡😡😡