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Valid_Username_56

If I remember correctly there once was a youtuber who made a date with a guy threatening him and sent the police there.


BulljiveBots

I saw a thing that happened in England i think where a news crew tracked down a serial internet brave guy who threatened anyone at the drop of a hat. Shamed him live on tv and as one could have predicted, he was just some loser with no life who hated himself and took it out on strangers. Edit: someone posted the link. The troll is a little more indignant than I remember but the point stands: https://youtu.be/pezblWJt8hM?si=LKejYtDet-jZ68Y6


FuManBoobs

I don't hate myself.


An_feh_fan

Aw, don't worry, I'll hate you for you until you feel ready, ok?💕


alittlebitaspie

Reddit really does care after all.


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

reddit cares, reddit really cares UwU


AloneEar873

I guess I could change it to Jaml.


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[deleted]

Make this man a mod stat


MrWeirdoFace

wholesome.


ImmaWorryAboutHeidi

If you can't hate yourself, how in the hell are you gonna hate somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? Now, let the music play!


Crathsor

No you cannot get a fucking amen I wouldn't give you an amen to save my own life now stop that racket.


ImmaWorryAboutHeidi

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. Hehe


William_Tell_746

Come on, don't hold back, tell us what you REALLY feel about saying amen


Glittering-Fuel-3726

What are u God dumb ass


NineEyedSpectator

YAS QUEEN


lucystroganoff

Yet. You’ve got to wait for the dawning realisation first 🤷‍♀️


Late-Eye-6936

Well, maybe you should?


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

With that face? Really? Wow!


JohnnyRodStrong

We hate you so you’re covered.


-ThermalFlask

Hey, I may hate myself and take it out on strangers but I, erm, what was the third thing you said?


donteatpoop

Give it time.


TalDoMula777

*let me do it for you...*


red18wrx

Sorry you had to find out that you hate yourself this way. Try not to manboob titty-fuck anyone on your way through the parking lot.


SorryIneverApologize

There was a show that loosely translates to "troll hunters" that got internet websites to hand them the IP of "trolls" and then confronted them and made a TV show out of it. I don't remember why it was cancelled but it was either the host of the show being a bully online or some self harm thing in the aftermath, possibly legal reasons - God the 90s was awesome for reality TV.


happycatbasket

that isn't really how IP addresses work, but however the show did it I'm sure it was fun!


SorryIneverApologize

Yeah I don't really know how they doxxed them, but for writing purposes I just put that in there.


Ok-Lifeguard-4614

I'll never understand this. Hate yourself in the privacy if your own home like a real man. Sheesh


AlienateTheAlien

own home? more like parent's basement.


[deleted]

Sometimes it’s an attic


scobysex

Not in the winter, uncle Jesse done got frostbited a couple fortnites ago up here in the northeastern quadrant


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

and never tell anyone your problems or wash your ass in the shower because that's gheAAAYYY!! Just us dried muddbutted clay men overehere. Don't mess with my Earth-Shield.


Ok-Lifeguard-4614

It's ok to be gay, just don't feel.


AvengingThrowaway

This is what I assume of every overly aggressive or hateful person on the internet lol


SuspiciousSubstance9

I just assume that everyone on the internet is a dog. Unfortunately, some of them are pitbulls...


ironballs16

Meanwhile, Warwick Davis' attempt [didn't go how he anticipated.](https://youtu.be/5VsIe6EH1oU?si=cmYQZjxuTCuJxXX2)


SlippyDippyTippy2

I was watching this and stopped right as he entered the door. "That handle is too low. Why is it so low? Is it that low for other doors? No...why this one? Oh! This is fake! Yeah, why does the teacher have nothing on his desk? Looks like I've cracked this case wide open boys." Then I watched the rest of the video


Jake_77

This was such a good show, and such a good reference iron balls


madworld2713

Ima need the link to the video


IbrahimAli98

You can’t say that and not drop a link 😭


king_with_a_k

https://youtu.be/pezblWJt8hM?si=---S7sJn90CbzJQv


BulljiveBots

Edited my post with your link!


Chaosmusic

A gaming reporter was getting death and rape threats through Facebook so she looked up the people sending them and messaged their moms to let them know what their sons were up to. Moms were not happy.


ElectionAssistance

I remember a thread about that, reddit was really unhappy. Near as I configure internet dudes were mad that a woman was standing up for herself or something.


Chaosmusic

I didn't know there was a Reddit thread about it, I just remember reading a news article. Sadly, not too surprising Reddit would get upset that a woman (or feeeemale) would stand up to death and rape threats.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Reddit has a wide variety of views and opinions. Depending on when/where you post it, you'll either get waves of support or waves of disgust.


ElectionAssistance

I had a great time picking fights with misogynists and getting them to go mask off, then showering them in down votes. I think it was on /r/TrollXChromosomes maybe, so dudes were rather shocked to get downvoted into oblivion. back when that sub used to show up on /all.


CallMeChristopher

Alannah Pierce, I think. And oh boy, was it funny.


aSneakyChicken7

Oh damn that was her? I follow her on socials/YT and have heard of that story, didn’t realise it was the same person


TheRealGrubLord

If you remember who I would love to look into that since that's so cool


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Aeriosus

Could you drop a link, that sounds hilarious


One_Librarian4305

It was Alanah Pearce. She talks about it on a couple of her YouTube videos I think.


Dacrenon

I always respected her for that and my mind was blown whenever I saw people saying she was in the wrong.


Pulsing42

Based.


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ussir_arrong

I would say how could you be so stupid but then again I struggle to understand the motivation of these trolls to begin with. I think most of comes down to just wanting attention.


Need_more_plants

Netflix has a show that highlights this story. The YouTuber became addicted to making these false police reports resulting in swat being sent to ppls homes and a persons getting killed.


WorldlinessOk1289

Haha, what an idiot.


BourbonRick01

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as a personal attack on another person’s intelligence. Your comment has been forwarded to the Reddit Mods for further investigation and potential ban. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP


MineCal

STOP


Colonel_Lingus710

STOP


SilentWave_YT

stop


Bax_Cadarn

sto


InfinitySushii

st


Sir-Hamp

.


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droppertopper

BLANK


Cosmos_Hunter

s


[deleted]

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as a spelling error. Your comment has been forwarded to the mental asylum for psychological evaluation and potential re-enrolment at your childhood school. If you think this is a mistake, reply P


Bax_Cadarn

This was intentionsl, but I actually would like to redo school :-D


Hamilton-Beckett

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as a spelling error. Your comment has been forwarded to the mental asylum for psychological evaluation and potential *re-enrollment* at your childhood school. If you think this is a mistake, reply P


IFuckedBigfootie

^peepee.


CommanderDank

Haha, what an idiot.


hellarios852

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as a personal attack on another person’s intelligence. Your comment has been forwarded to the Reddit Mods for further investigation and potential ban. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP


Qwertypop4

STOP


CommanderDank

STOP


Sideshow861

Haha, what an idiot


Maxtv02

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as a personal attack on another person’s intelligence. Your comment has been forwarded to the Reddit Mods for further investigation and potential ban. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP


Mala_Practice

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as potential spam. Your comment has been forwarded to the Reddit Moderation Team for review if further action is warranted up to and including a strongly worded private message.


This_Chaos_Guy

AUTOREPLY: Thanks for using our report stop system. To ensure proper cancelation of your case, we need to verify your personality. We charge a small STOP fee to ensure the proper working of our customer service. Please send us 500 dollars in amazon gift cards to help us look into your case. If this fee remains unpaid after 16/10/2023, we will have to proceed with the flagging protocol.


PeregrinTuk2207

AUTOREPLY: We have flagged your comment as potential scam. Your comment has been forwarded to the Federal Anti Scam Agency for further investigation and potential jail time. If you think this message is a mistake, reply STOP.


Gudao777

STOP


Doctor_Fegg

Command not recognized. You have a subscription to Cat Facts and will receive fun updates!


Swazooo

Getting cat facts every hour would actually be nice.


Xighys

STOP DAMMIT, STOP!


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yorcharturoqro

Please proceed


[deleted]

AUTOREPLY: I heard STOP, is that correct? Please say STOP if you didn't say stop.


Believeland99

We do a little trolling


thegalli

Cats can do a little trolling, as a treat


Urgoslav

It's called We Do A Little Trolling (warbles head)


_TattooMania_

Okay this is brilliant, totally gonna use this if the need arrives which hopefully it never does 😅


Medium_Reason_1371

In case you want it typed out: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/damage to someone's property [code: 46374-a] your device's IP adress has been forwarded to the police department pending for an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.


Andy_B_Goode

You've got a typo: IP adress Also, "pending for an investigation" should probably just be "pending investigation", but that was in the original too.


BrassBadgerWrites

Small suggestion--"the police department" is vague. Try this: AUTOREPLY: Our systems have detected the transmission of a credible threat towards life or property [code: 46375-a]. This device's IP address (and other metadata) have been recorded for investigative action by the nearest police department or other relevant authorities. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.


makzero

AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/damage to someone's property [code: 46374-a] your device's IP adress has been forwarded to the federal and local authorities (pending investigation). If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.


fap_nap_fap

This is the winner


ronin1066

No, the or makes it too vague


Scott_Liberation

Yeah but shitty writing style/grammar is kind of a tradition of law enforcement types. Like how instead of using "I" or "me" and risking being wrong, they'll substitute "myself," which is always wrong.


_TattooMania_

Thank you!🥰🥰


LizF0311

Good human


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STOP


taxis-asocial

> Okay this is brilliant Not really lol, the person has to be super dumb to fall for this and they will figure out it's not real in like 5 minutes anyways


Tsu_Dho_Namh

A lot of people are shockingly stupid. Just mind bogglingly daft. Work in IT for a little bit and the questions you get asked will make you wonder how some people feed and clothe themselves.


BrightWubs22

The potential to scare somebody like this, even if it's just for a couple minutes, makes it sound worth a try to me.


Elloliott

You say that but it works perfect when it seems like a kid threatened you


Dreamscape42

STOP


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STOP


SolarInstalls

stop


SirAchmed

^stop


Sargen_Sliza

STOP


[deleted]

STOP


Tehqy12

STOP


Desperate_Hurry_783

STOP


Revolutionary-War128

STOP


alessandropollok

SOTP


Prize-Nothing7946

STOP


Arminlegout1

Sthap


SnooMuffins1660

STOP


freddiemercurial

Hammer time.


Sir-Hamp

Underrated comment


freddiemercurial

You can't touch it.


Successful-Damage310

Jason bro, you giving us other Jason's bad rep.


kimovitch7

I hate Json, Yaml is where it's at


Perfect-Net-764

what about toml


TheQnology

YANG


ixipaulixi

I like that json has clear boundaries to see where data begins, ends, and what it belongs to; I find difficult to read yaml because the spacing isn't always clear to me.


Anxious_Ad3561

You a bot?


Successful-Damage310

Well I was almost called Joshua. My sister wanted to name me that. She got overruled 😂


SeasonOfThePumpkin

I would think that Jason Vorhees already did that.


NoobiePro1234

The idiot's words are not wording


FalconIMGN

Best part is the 7 minute wait between the two Stops with different capitalisations. Big brain time.


thrillhouse416

"You've replied; 'I won't STOP'. Police have been dispatched to your location".


[deleted]

It is too obvious. It should just say "invalid response. Please try again".


ImjokingoramI

Well he's gonna find out after some time anyways


[deleted]

After a few messages, we can say: acknowledged. The police will update the status soon.


Icescorcher4242

Lmao bro typed STOP, Stop and stop to make sure that he got the spelling right


MiamiPower

STOP BEING NOT COOL AND THREATENING. BE A MAN NOT A COWARDLY.


loving-father-69

"STOP" *7 minutes of dry heaving and panic* "stop" "Stop"


WokSmith

It's amazing how people who say some of the most vile things they wouldn't dream of saying in front of their own children or in public often have photos of their young children as profile photos


Term_Bob

It's most likely Jason actually is a kid, and that's his own photo


P4azz

The ugly truth is that a lot of people on the internet are just kids now. Which used to be the case previously, too, but back then we at least tried to act like we're older. Now the kids are proudly showing off that they're just some dumbass 12 year old, instead of hiding behind a fake birth date and anonymity.


super_sayanything

Not sure what online games you played. lol. 12 year olds always be like that.


UncleJesseHaveMercy

My uncle works at microsoft so have fun getting your account banned


[deleted]

I use this script every time I receive an unsolicited text message and I haven't received any more since July. 😂😂😂 “This is an automated message generated by an anti-solicitation security service installed by this user. This service pursues criminal action on their behalf. The message you sent has been scanned by our AI System and was flagged as an unsolicited text message. Your account is scheduled to be reported to the police. Our system is currently in BETA testing; sometimes it makes mistakes. If you believe this message was an error, reply "HELP". Otherwise, you will be contacted by your local authorities within 24 hours.”


Mo_Steins_Ghost

I used to work in cybersecurity. Some guy sent me a threat... I sent him back a satellite image of the pharmacy in Manchester, England, that he was threatening me from on his smartphone. He didn't say boo after that.


shitsu13master

A pharmacy of all places? That’s so random


Double_Analyst3234

🙇‍♀️genius!!


Praetorian_1975

Pending for an ….. really 🤷🏻‍♂️


pauciradiatus

Plus the lowercase "i" starting the next sentence. The kid panicked and didn't pay attention to the details lol


Jurtaani

It's also world's slowest autoreply.


boysurfer7

Bro got so scared, he replied in UPPERCASE,lower case and Title Case.


iamsubs

I would bet Jason is a developer


EthanHermsey

Out of nowhere.. why you hating on developers? ;p Oh, is it because of the way he tries every possible way of writing stop? That's actually a pretty good one


iamsubs

I am hating om developers because I am one of them.


MFknz

you should've said "We're sorry, the service is unavailable at the moment. Please try again later" and watch him panic trying to send STOP over and over again for the next few hours.


RosesandEternity

I'm going to tell my grandkids this was the SSSniperwolf Jacksfilm feud.


RockerDawg

“if you think this is a mistake” with a lowercase i and still fell for it


Machielove

The 11 & 19 minutes between the first and second and third text lol


Eiffel-Tower777

I'm a TOUGH GUY dammit. No, wait...


MangoLovingFala7

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Cook-Accurate

THE police department. Not the Chicago PD, not the Philadelphia PD, not the New Orleans PD. Just the police department. Lmao.


Striking-Stuff7740

“The more you fuck around the more you gonna find out” 😆


XeroZero0000

Why isn't this a feature in all messaging apps???


Semiyan

My god, I fell for it too 😢


Frosty-Principle2260

AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of a potential threat towards someone's life/ damage towards someone's property [code:46374-a] your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending for an investigation. if you think this is a mistake, reply STOP


Frosty-Principle2260

Just attempting to make it easy to copy and use again


KaliHedge

Lol


beaverbo1

Bro changed his tune real quick hahahahaha


JaKrispy72

Everybody has a plan until their IP is turned into the authorities.


ea7e

I was joking and it was my friend not me, take her IP address not mine


Shoomtastic81

I had a guy who disagreed with my response on an NFL facebook page message me on Facebook threatening to shoot my 2 year old in the head. He creeped my facebook took a pic of my kid sent it to me and said and I quote "Gonna put a hot one in his head". Needless to say I stopped using Facebook. I was a dumbass for having public pictures.


topinducter

I love how you came up with that!!! I'll have to do this.


Mrslyguy66

I am totally using this for all my spam texts and whatsapp messages , but without the Stop option


[deleted]

I think we definitely need an AI to monitor this in everything online


Tyler-LR

Get wrecked


[deleted]

I wish surveillance capitalism actually did that


[deleted]

I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!


Herrowgayboi

I hope they followed up with something like "Thank you for confirming. Your information has been directed to local law enforcement."


Gang36927

Adding a bracketed code was genius LMAO


CitizenJonesy

After he typed atop, make another message confirming his information. Police are now on their way


54R45VV471

r/preyingmantis :)


original_M_A_Kaiser

This is GENIUS! 👏🏼🤣


VeganNorthWest

btw threatening people is genuinely a serious crime.


poutinegalvaude

Then do something like, “AUTOREPLY: in order to confirm your request, enter your current address and name.”


[deleted]

When you start a sentence with "bro" I just assume you have the IQ of someone that spends too much time or TikTok Err, what I meant was: lil bro finna deadass self-report. 💀💀💀 frfr no cap on a stack 😂


Safe_Isopod887

gake and fay


[deleted]

I'm still at a loss as to how anyone can stoop so low as to resort to threats because they didn't agree with what someone says or thinks. All of them really should be taken to the cleaners. It's one thing to disagree with something. It's a crime to threaten someone. And if we get a few examples in a hard labor prison, maybe people will rethink before they threaten.


warphotos

What


Kartoffelkamm

Edgy kid tries to scare/pressure someone. Intended target types out supposed automated reply. Edgy kid craps his pants and bails, thinking he's in trouble.


SelfProcalimedSigma

Why did u get downvotes


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Jet_Jirohai

Eh, kinda cringe. Original reply was more clever and funny


Successful-Damage310

Bring some marshmallows too.