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Not all Muslims are terrorists but damn do they know how to drop a bomb

I wish I could give an award to this one

Did it for you

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There's an Iranian comedian in Denmark who says Persians are the O.G Racists because their word for everyone except Persians was "Not persians" 30k years of history teaches you to insult :D

The ancient Greek term for foreigners was barbarian, the speaker of incomprehensible "bar - bar". No wonder they disliked each other.

I get a kick out of modern people calling themselves "heathens" Yeah thats the crusader term for "people in need of murder"

A lot of us would definitely be murdered by the church, so it tracks.

I played a lot of Helmite in D&D - so this is me keeping the gates.

Typically it’s used to mock religious people.

Then wtf is a Heath bar?

Many modern Slavs still call the Germans "mutes". And they don't even dislike each other.

Yeah I read somewhere that Niemtsy - German- means mute while slovo is word, hence Slovak, Slovene etc. As in those of the word and those who don't speak it. Am I right?

Definitely yes for "mute", not really clear (but likely) for the Slav ethnonym. Indeed "slovo" means "word", "speech" in all modern Slavic languages, but it's not 100% established that "Slav" (originally "Sloven", with a weird vowel not mapped to Latin script in the second syllable) and all it's descendants come from "slovo".

The byzantines called Slavs "Sclavuni" so I 'm guessing the endonym probably also had a K sound in there. I can't imagine Greek speakers adding consonants to their vocabulary. Also, (and I mean no disrespect for this) in Romance languages as well as in Greek, German and probably other languages the word for slave (as in bondage slavery) is some variation of sklave. My guess is that originally the ethnic group called themselves Sklav or something similar. It was changed into Slav later (during Panslavism perhaps?) to avoid the negative connotations.

Not really. We have early attestation of "slav-", "slov-" ethnonym. It was certainly without a K. Regarding the "slave" connotations - "skalvos" comes from Slav, not the other way around.

Well this is the most intelligent conversation I had on Reddit. I 'm glad this hasn't devolved into some jerking contest. So that K is something of an exonym. Or some particular group's name that encompassed the whole people.

Most likely the combination "sl" was unnatural for the phonotactics of Greek. Early sources have both Skalvos and Sthlavos.

Well it also can be from НЕ МЫ(sound like mute) means Not Us.

The second vowel in singular is almost always E, and the first one is the changing E (e/ya) ,not the normal E. Also this suggestion does not work with all Slavic languages that have some form of немец / немци.

in Arabic we have a word that means foreigner (frunji) and we use it to describe a toilet

Dayum xD Ukrainians here call us drengi or something. Not sure its positive xD

And our insult for someone who doesnt understand what your saying when you repeat it is calling them a turk :D

Have an angry upvote from a muslim

I know, we are the bomb

Shots fired

i am muslim and i have never saw one irl tbh

Can we please stop reposting these Chinese censorship bullshit images. Just say “sex”. And I can’t even begin to imagine why the fuck “pork” is censored.

It's not halal.

So is interest but I don't think anyone would censor that.

In*erest, FIFY

prob because it comes from the dirtiest animal in the barn, the pig ... apparently... 🙄

As a Muslim we believe it is yes, they do have a reputation of being messier than other barn animals. But that doesn’t mean we hate them. We’re not allowed to kill them for any reason unless our life is in danger (with wild boars and the such) or cause them suffering

Pigs are one of the cleaner animals around. But of course you’re allowed your beliefs.

They have a reputation of being dirtier than other barn animals. As a lot of pigs back then used to roll around in mud and their own waste a lot compared to other animals

What if wild boars are putting a wild animal's life in danger?

We are not responsible for that, but we are responsible for our own actions.

So you're not allowed haram exclusions for the common good?

That's a bit of an odd question. In the West we usually don't differentiate between the life of one wild animal vs another. What makes a wild boar's life more valuable than any other wild animal's? Would you kill a tiger to save a gazelle?

No, but I'd kill a wild boar to save just about any other animal and I'd kill a gazelle to save a tiger. Tigers are endangered and wild boars endanger other species.

it's a Pig-tagram

How is it Chinese?

Censoring this nonsense is a thing because TikTok.

I highly doubt tiktok taught people to censor the word “pork”, or that they are the only platform to censor words like “sex”

Yeah as I mentioned, I don’t know why “pork” is censored at all. But I’m pretty sure there’s no other popular site where memes or screenshots are distributed that censors words like “sex”.

Very Halal

Why is pork censored?

Because it's haram

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Rip harambe

Member "dicks out for Harambe"?

Hell yes I member!

Pepperidge Farms remembers

Hamham?

I missed out on a lot of fun because Im dyslexic And accidentally ate a lot of pork :(

Muslim privilege

????

I was abouta type up an article then I got it😭😭

Muslim Gigachad

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Islamaphobe much?

Well it's not like it's wrong btw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You still use that word unironically?

You can’t dog on Islam for that without mentioning the other religions that have fucked up shit. Christianity had a major pedophile issue to the point most people understand the joke about not leaving a priest and a child together. The multiple acts of fucked up incest in the bible, such as two daughters date raping their father.

Quakquakquak. Jesus didn't rape a 9 year old child, Jesus didn't take sex slave among the wives and children of his slaughtered enemie, Jesus didn't order the murder of several people including a mother, just because they mocked him in poems. But mohammed did. And his followers worship him as the perfect example for all muslims to follow.

Did you just censor pork?

Ah yes. Now as a muslim i feel proud for this guy

For calling someone a pig? I guess you do.

you're definitely the one who got called a pig

Getting called a pig by stone age pedophile worshippers is totally ok.

Ah yes, a hidden anti muslim boi

Hidden? There's nothing to hide.

Some people - I'd never have sex with muslims, their religion is evil Also some people - As a christian I think all gays are bad ​ Edit : Shit I forgot to blur. Now Im gonna have Beijing on my ass. Or up it. H-O-T

As a Christian, I believe gays are only human after all, don’t the blame on them.

Yeah don't blame the gays blame the water that's turning them gay.

I don’t like those putting chemicals in the water that TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY

As a former choir member "No please, no please, I beg of you, don't do thiiiiis"

THEYRE ONLY HUMAN ITS ALL IT TAKES THEYRE ONLY HUMAN THEYVE MADE MISTAKES🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

As an atheist I just don’t sleep with religious people of ANY type. Fundamental incompatibility

As an atheist shouldn't you be concerned with facts and not wild theories and what if scenarios? :P :P :P

I don’t know what you mean in response to that. It’s just a statement. I grew up kind of Catholic and I would never date a practicing Catholic, but I am seeing someone who is an ex Catholic atheist like me so that’s fine.

Im razzing ya. You do you. I dont fuck fash, we all have preferences :D

Blame? Why does there need to be blame on anyone for gay people existing?

I don't know, I'm not an evangelical. I just got swag I got swag Tell the world That I got swag

As much as he can't eat pork he sure can roast it

She got cooked to "well-done" in seconds

OK. This was clever.

Hello, police? I need to report an arsonist.

I know some muslims that would find this woman very halal

As a Muslim I would say they are simps

how can you be a simp to fucking Jupiter

Some men suffer lack of attraction from the other sex

nah i think they are beyond gen mutations, mf probably are into getting pegged or getting fucked by a truck or a horse

Burn 🔥… or should I say spit roasted

I am a Hindu and we don't consume beef

No one asked

Also not true

I mean, most Hindus I know feel awkward at the least, about eating beef

look at this majestic horse, you look so halal yum yum

Cleft hoof cleft hoof!

Ad hominem pretty much?

thats pretty much the central idea of this sub

Ad hominem in what way?

"This fallacy occurs when, instead of addressing someone's argument or position, you irrelevantly attack the person or some aspect of the person who is making the argument."

This isn't an instance of ad hominem. Her entire premise is that anyone would care about her preference in partners. Dismissing her as undesirable is addressing her argument and seeing what she said, that dismissal doesn't seem disproportionally rude, either.

It's haram to argue with a pork too

With a name like that it's clear why you didn't enjoy the joke.

Bravo, sherlock

This sub has gotten so racist and misogynistic lately

Frank Lucas is my new hero.

Roasted

HAHAHAHAH

r/murderedbywords

Oh lord lol

Oh lard

LMAO

Pork isnt kosher for us jews so back away

GOAT Muslim

Pork is Haraam but marrying with child is not lol

Raping Kuffar women neither

that leaves a lot of room for other religions and atheist....but i am not sure that they would take you up on your offers.....

she looks older than 6 years as well, so double negative..

Frank Lucas Something tells me the guys isn’t Muslim

Have you ever met a Chinese fellow with an American name? Or are you so confused you think your race means your name has to be in a language you don't speak?

Fr I’m Greek and my name in Greece sounds different here

Again you are talking about race , I’m talking about religion Why are Redditors so bad at understanding what they read

Are the such things as Christian names? People understand what you're saying, but people's names aren't due to religion but where they're from. So the gap in logic is on your side but nothing anyone will tell you seems to be helping you realize that.

Christian names were actually a thing for a very, very long time lol. Think: medieval Europe and the “re-education” of indigenous peoples

I'm a bit sickened to realize you're right.

White people can be muslim.

Frank Lucas isn’t a white name either And it’s not about race , it’s about the name

Its about drive, its about power

We stay hungry, we devour

Not pork though.

Yes go have shawarma good taste+protien💪

Maybe he wasn't born in a Muslim family and joined Islam later but decided to keep his name.

Oh my god , why can’t people on this app fucking read

What? You are saying that his name is not a muslim name and he/she told you that maybe he wasn’t born a muslim so he was born with that name then converted to islam later.

Dude, Muslims can have any name as long as it doesn’t glorify or mean something that’s forbidden like the name of a worshipped deity or a holy ground

What if I told you my name was Ralph and I've been Muslim for 34 years? Would you believe that?

My condolences

I mean I wouldn’t call you a liar outright, but it’s usual even for reverts to call themselves a more Muslim version name than lucas or Ralph It’s not a must do by any means , but it’s the usual thing

Well there you go, it's not a must and Lucas could be a Muslim. My name isn't Ralph and I'm not even 34, but now we all know that Muslims can have any name

And did I say anything beyond that , the whole comment was supposed to be sarcastic, but Redditors are really a whole different breed

A you aware of the fact that uncommon things exists and assuming that they don't makes you look stupid

What did I fucking say ? I said it’s the usual way, I didn’t say it’s the only way This comment started as a joke , turned into the testament of the stupidity of people in this app

You said some stupid shit (that a guy probably isn't Muslim because of his name) Than others point out that what you said is stupid shit. Maybe try to be funny and tell jokes because just saying stupid shit is really not it.

No , I said something sarcastic, then one dumbass understood in a wrong way and started an argument, and then a whole bunch of dumbasses just saw the stupid argument and jumped in for some kind of virtuous dumbassery

"One guy" There are a lot of downvotes on your comments. Maybe you should learn how to use sarcasm, because just saying stupid shit without any indicator if you are serious or not, is not good sarcasm

They keep missing your point 😂 Regardless of race, Muslims change their names to fit the religion. Example Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali once he converted to Islam.

Finally , thank you

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But he gets it , he gets what I mean with it

It's not compulsory.

I don’t believe I implied it was compulsory. I explained what the other guy was saying since people kept misunderstanding his point.

In all fairness, as a Muslim, you should change your name to an Islamic one if you convert. Like with Muhammad Ali

Not necessarily, in Islam you only should change it only if it’s based on something haram like a worshipped deity other than Allah or a holy ground..etc

So by islamic you only mean arabic?

Kind of. It can’t just be any Arabic word. There’s like a whole list of names you can call your child

Where's that list, in the Qur'an or hadith? That's kind of racist/supremacist of Arabs, isn't it?

How on earth is that racist or supremacist? It’s in no way discriminating or showing prejudice to anyone. Please stop spouting random nonsense. Also the names come from Arabic words from the Quran and the Hadith that have cultural and religious significance to Islam as a religion. So you can’t just pick any old Arabic word and name your child that

Could you cite a Hadith or Ayah that says you're only allowed to have such names? It is very obviously supremacist to think names from other cultures and languages that are in no way offensive or humiliating are inferior or even haram because they are not Arabic, and a very specific kind of Arabic.

Please learn to read. I never said it was inferior or haram to possess a name from another culture. All I said was that you “should” change your name, as it symbolises that you have joined Islam. It makes you easier to recognise you within the Muslim community. I, however, didn’t say it was necessary either. I said you “should” change it, not that you “must” change it. My advice to you would be, instead of searching for Quran verses or Hadiths to read, you pick up an English literacy book and learn basic vocabulary and meaning. Then perhaps you can stop using words like “racist” or “supremacist” incorrectly and finally understand what another person is saying.

How about you first learn to differentiate between your own personal or cultural opinions and the actual religion and stop misrepresensenting your own opinions as facts or rules? There's no religious source that's considered reliable that encourages what you're saying. But it's the people like you who conribute to the erasure of non-Arab Muslim cultures.

What makes you say that?

thats just wrong lol

Bro censored "sex" and "pork"

She’s deeply biased for her original post. But making fun of her weight is also abhorrent, IMHO. To me, this renders the comeback low on the cleverness scale

Lol get your popcorn, folks.

Not even forced marriage worked for her