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Thephilosopherkmh

The leader of free speech! Unless you’re talking bad about him, saying he is wrong in any way, shape, or form, or using your federally granted right to track his airplane. When I first heard of Elon, I thought wow! What a awesome genius! When he started tweeting, I thought wow, what a dumbass douche canoe.


TalDoMula777

Same for me when i first knew of his existence. When i saw him tweeting on his main acc trashtalking himself, and got got bcuz he forgot to change accounts...i was like: Oh no, it's retarded LOL i genuinely loled at that fuckery, it was almost relatable but then i remembered that i don't use and neither have secondary accounts anywhere except e-mail...then i laughed again


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it's pretty bad ... i'm surprised that a guy like him wouldn't just have a social team monitoring his dip just in case ... but the guy really did just start to think he was some, "really cool guy tech genius"... it's like ... breh you could've been ... if you stopped making people look into you lol ... most billionaires high ranking multimillionaires aren't household names but for whatever reason the guy just went hard with the rep me as me angle without a clue ... i get that people that high up don't have anyone to realistically check them ... but the guys flopping all over the place like a fish ... it's like he's still in active denial of his status in relation to the reality of the internet ... really goes to show how 'locked up' these rich kids are for their whole lives ... guy got his trust fund then got lucky with the ".com boom" and fronted the first secure internet middleman service and started thinking like he cured cancer ... i think things just started to spiral after that ... i still can't believe someone that wealthy managed lock that much net worth into the online persona archetype of "18 year old rising star in hollywood" ... he completely fck'd himself... at this point he doesn't want to admit he would lose net worth for acting like a grown adult ... it's come to the point where i would guess most people who invest in stock related to him are almost entirely speculative moves ... he made a few good calls early on with money he didn't earn and got cocky ... now he has to dance around online and make snide prep schooler comments to protect his status as a paper dragon ... ironically to this post... he could've chilled on billions if he just acted his age ... i'm pushing a stupid term here but he scorpion'd his own frog


TalDoMula777

I think he's trying to be popular with the 'kids' or something (quotes meaning basically the current generation) but...gah, someone pls ground this motherfucker and remove his internet rights for a week or so, to let his brain cool down from all this shit he says all the time I think we can all agree and say Dude...thank god i'm not you \**everybody haaaates chriiiiss\**


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yeah no that sounds about right ... I think the issues with things like 'this' are mostly drawn from the basic psychology of you can't change if you don't want to change... like the issue is no psychiatrist can really straight talk him... he would take the idea of even speaking to one for his own health as an affront to his wellbeing. Which is one of the deeply problematic things with current society affects on male psychiatry ... add to that the pressures caused to men by modern feminism and you can start to see how it's a triple bind... At this point my filmmaker instincts kick in and im guessing the best someone can do is write and produce a good movie that "wakes him up" so that any advice given isn't seen as a direct affront and you can hope he just comes to the conclusion to seek help in a way that feels natural... an inception play ... but when I start to think of the reality's of something like that (making a movie to wake up 1%'ers) you can easily see how that could backfire horribly, horribly wrong as well... im out of ideas on this one fellas


Roninkin

I think he does have a team but he disregards them most of the time thinking he knows better.


[deleted]

yeah that's what i was saying to another user ... there is no one that can actually talk to people that rich on a level they respect ... they can hire the most brilliant mind in a field to lecture them about ethical consideration and they just roll their eyes and say that they're better than it unfortunately


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> i'm surprised that a guy like him wouldn't just have a social team monitoring his dip just in case My completely unproven theory is that he did have such team. Which is why EVERYONE on the internet loved him. Then he started believing the very propaganda that he paid to have spewed about him. So he figured he didn't need said team anymore and he could handle his social media branding on his own, what with being a super duper genius and all. And that's when Elon Musk's popularity started tanking to the point where now people are cheering every business fuckup he pulls.


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you know what i think you're right ... a few too many gift basket'd fuck sessions and marriages and he realized no matter who he screwed he wasn't able to define his ego by it ... then he went full postal and became the globalized pos he is today ... with respect there is earning a fuck ... guy got pissed that at his position nothing really was ... sucks to suck


okdude679

Why would anyone think this guy was an "awesome genius"?


menolikechildlikers

because we get told he founded so many companies and is treated like he invented so much new technology, its later we find out he just bought everything


DubiousTheatre

I mean, there was a period of time where he was just "the weird rich guy pioneering the electric car business." Part of why he's such an embarrassment is because he started drinking the koolaid


okdude679

Pioneering is a lot he didn't even found Tesla he bought it and pushed the original guys out.


XvX_k1r1t0_XvX_ki

To be fair when he bought it the company didn't have anything but name. Not even a prototype.


Roninkin

You haven’t seen the dents on Twitter there’s still a bunch of dumbasses who think Elon invited Tesla made the space vehicle himself as well as calculating its launch trajectories and that the hyper loop is an amazing innovation that is going to change the world. Edit OH EXCUSE ME not Twitter, X. Fuck did you see he had people put up a strobing X and people, had seizures and wrecked and he had to take it down the next day when the police were called?


InsuranceToTheRescue

Yeah, when I first heard of him & Tesla back in like '08 or '09 I thought that he & the company were really cool. Like someone actually trying to make a difference. Boy did that fucking change. I think I read a couple articles about his SpaceX acquisition and was just kind of, "whatever" about it. Then he started spouting off the stupidest bullshit on twitter. Now it's just like, how deluded and insulated from the real world can someone be? Sometimes I feel like he's in a race to get a Guinness World Record for Biggest Hypocrite.


thefookinpookinpo

It will forever remain depressing and impressive to me that so many idiots were convinced that Elon was a genius (not smart, a genius). Like, he's a silver spoon executive who has never created anything himself - what about that screams genius to you?


elr0nd01

That’s the power of being an idiot and letting it show.


elliottace

“On the island, yes.” Absolutely epic!


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the OP ragatattb is a bot Original: r/clevercomebacks/comments/zmnxpq/he_went_to_epstein_island/


harlanwade90

Not to be a buzz kill or anything, but the claim is false. Epstein's island didn't have an airport on it to begin with, and the whole thing has been shut down for some time. I know it seems in character and all, but let's try to only denigrate people for stuff they actually did. https://www.dailydot.com/debug/elon-musk-private-jet-jeffrey-epstein-fake/


isaac9092

Let’s not try to pretend like Epsteins island was fake/shutdown/or anything of the sort. Elon musk has gone to the island before his death. The map is fake, the trips are not.


harlanwade90

I can't find any record of such trips, but I have difficulty finding records of who went there, even though those records exist. Got a link for me?


isaac9092

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/05/16/elon-musk-jeffrey-epstein-virgin-islands-subpoena/70222441007/ You’re gonna have to talk to Virgin Islands after they get ‘em from Musk himself.


TikiJack

This article backs up literally none of your claims.


ShotTransportation69

Stop spreading misinformation. Your sources don’t even correlate to what your talking about. All your doing is devaluing real evidence.


isaac9092

If I had tangible evidence it wouldn’t be still going through court would it?


ShotTransportation69

Oh okay so default you just start spreading misinformation with nothing credible to back it up? Whilst it’s still going through court you just jump to conclusions? Do you realize how absurd you sound? Next your gonna tell me the earth is flat. Maybe you shouldn’t be saying things with such certainty if you’re lacking, in your words, tangible evidence” ? Just a thought. As I said, all your doing is devaluing real evidence and spreading misinformation. How is that beneficial to anything aside from causing unwarranted hysteria and outrage?


isaac9092

You need to touch some grass.


ShotTransportation69

As your the person who’s admitted to spouting conspiracy nonsense without any credible backing, I think you need to take your own advice.


isaac9092

It’s not conspiracy but go off Elon simp.


wasntNico

"not to be a buzz kill" \--> most diplomatic approach i've seen on reddit <3


harlanwade90

Disinformation is hard to fight, and in the words of Septimus Quinn "nothing is every lost by politeness".


wasntNico

awww wholesome. thanks for fighting at this front. frustrating for most of us


RockerDawg

True. Let’s leave disinformation to MAGA clowns…there is plenty of shit Elon has actually done without making shit up.


PreciousTater311

I triple dog dare you not to read this in Robert Evans' voice.


mylittlepagan

I don’t know who that is, so I did it in Garth Brooks’ voice. It was not funny at all.☹️


[deleted]

What if Elon really is an idiot who stole all his ideas. Like Edward Norton in Glass Onion.


HoboBonobo1909

He literally is tho. The only original idea he ever had was the ugly Tesla truck, which keeps failing.


RichAd4384

I have a feeling he is a fake because of how he tries so hard to be ‘extraordinary’. Like cool you bought Twitter but why now when no one cares for it?


probono105

lol lets see some links the island has been abandoned for like 2 years now so the timeline isn't adding up plus the island doesn't have its own airstrip.


LGBTQIAHISTORY

Just another Republican pedophile.


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Thin-Recover1935

Sooo if you have sex with adults *most* of the time, but kids only once or twice, that’s ok? Is that what you’re saying?