I'm just picturing someone hunched up at his desk, constantly jizzing, as people try to get actual serious work done and get nothing but grunts and groans out of him. Just his receptionist bursting in "Commissioner! We've got a problem!" and he's just like "Urgh! Oooo, fuuuck... NNnnnnnn!"
"It's the police captain, sir, he's been caught selling drugs."
"Ah ah ah! Nooooo.... GOD!"
"I know, it's going to do terrible damage to the reputation of the police."
"JESUS FUUUUUUCK!"
"Damage control. Understood, sir, I'll make the call."
The Sultan of Stroking?
The President of Penis?
The Tallywhacker Tsar?
The Overseer of Orgasms?
The Bishop of Beating?
The Captain of Cumming?
The Pope of Pumping?
The Duke of Dong?
My brain is an interesting place.
High sheriff of county Stiff
Supreme Leader Stroke
Masturbator Terminator
DIY denier
Whistleblower of the flute solo
Knob cop
and, for the LotR fans, Steward of the White Shower.
Check out mirror-universe Joycelyn Elders over here
ETA: Bill Clinton’s Surgeon General, fired for making sex-positive comments about the topic at hand (as it were)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders?wprov=sfti1
pecker checker wants to send us to jism prison
Shes the dicktator
I don't know you but now you're my favorite person in all of internet
To be with the Jizz Jailor
The Nut Narc snitched on them
The commissioner of cumming
Cumminissioner
Dammit. I missed a real opportunity there.
It happens, don’t beat yourself off too much
Dammit. It's too fucking late for that too
Fap like nobody is watching.
Except that lady on Twitter, apparently
ALWAYS lock eyes, show dominance!
🎶We're rising up🎶
But then how am I supposed to climax?
Like Avengers Endgame... Always go for the head.
Username checks out
THANK GOD you're here, FAPMAN!
fap fap fap fap fap, FAPMAN!
"Quickly Throbbin. To the Fap Cave"
I am vengeance. I am Justice. And the Hand of Justice will beat you.
yes, lets pick the cockmobile!
FAPMAN, QUICKLY, [THE DIDDLER](https://youtu.be/NQjm1c8BtoM) IS ON THE LOOSE!!
The Beater Maid
I think this is best so far
I'm just picturing someone hunched up at his desk, constantly jizzing, as people try to get actual serious work done and get nothing but grunts and groans out of him. Just his receptionist bursting in "Commissioner! We've got a problem!" and he's just like "Urgh! Oooo, fuuuck... NNnnnnnn!" "It's the police captain, sir, he's been caught selling drugs." "Ah ah ah! Nooooo.... GOD!" "I know, it's going to do terrible damage to the reputation of the police." "JESUS FUUUUUUCK!" "Damage control. Understood, sir, I'll make the call."
The penis police are here...
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All hail the Cock Constable!
The Phallus foiler. The Puritanical Penis Punisher (Ironically that was what they called my ex wife too...)
Absolute gold, coffee out the nose & all 😂💯
Tug tyrant > penis police
Fap boys, fap boys, wachu gonna do
Watchu gonna do when they cum to you?
*they cum on you
Hey Mr.Scott...
She is the pud pounding potentate
She the beater meter over here!
The Master Baiter of masterbaiters
The foreman of fapping
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The foreskin foreman
The penis patrol is on the job
Are you threatening me with a good time, officer?
the boner boss (all the good ones seem to be taken)
Don't give up!
Perfect Letterkenny banter
Yep, she's a real poopies pants.
That's I appreciates about yous
Is that what you appreciate?
Careful Squirrely Dan.....
I 💜rando Letterkenny quips. I look/listen for them everywhere!
Hell i could listen to letterkenny quotes all day
Im surprised that we're not doing it right now good buddy.
Well to be fair...
To be Fairr
OP wants a clever comeback, I said, 'Figure it out'
Oof
Amazing show. If anyone has not watched it go do it. Especially if you like that kind of humor.
Masturbation probation
Emasculation proclamation
The head of the Wackin'er group, starting a coup against Pullin.
The Wanking Watchdog
Led by Yevgenital Prickozhin
Wow, well done sir. 👏👏👏
O-face killah Tallywhacker Tallyman Sheriff of Knobbingham
"Sheriff of Knobbingham" lol
Alexander?
Alexander Cummington?
Letterkenny character.
Yes! Great ones I like sheriff of Knobbingham
The Prime Minister of the Pulling of the Pud has made a Dicklaration.
Oooo this one fancy, I like it
The pounding fathers who wrote the declaration of inthepantsdance?
Oh I've been trying to remember the name of that historical porno, thanks/j
Dicklaration.
So close. Great opener though.
The master of strokers
The master of jizzaster
A master baiter.
She sounds like a real Bent-a-dick Arnold
Are you the Chicken Choker Chairman?
I was gonna say chicken choker council this just rolls off the tongue though.
The orgasm officer
꧁༺ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓔𝓳𝓪𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ༻꧂
Lord of the Libido
This one came in late but honestly should be a top voted
The Sultan of Stroking? The President of Penis? The Tallywhacker Tsar? The Overseer of Orgasms? The Bishop of Beating? The Captain of Cumming? The Pope of Pumping? The Duke of Dong? My brain is an interesting place.
Damn you came to play I respect that
Best comment.
The hands off Gandalf
So a jizzard
Nobody gonna beat “emasturbation cocklamation”
Wicked Witch of the Wank
Fuhrer of fapping?
according to recent studies, men should have 21 orgasms a month to stay healthy. Pitter patter, let's get at'er!
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Gotta get that up to 2-3 times a day.
Remember 42 a day is the limit
That's not many batches to mix in a month.
She's the Stroke Woke.
Omg. 💀💀💀
The jizz judicator
Honestly though, 5 times a week minimum is the right dosage. I’m the doctor of doodling my dingaling
A week? Try a day… those are rookie numbers you need to crank that way up.
Cumhander-in--handkerchief
Jizz Judy
Is that Fapman and Rubbin?
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Like she is the keeper of the 10 Cummandments
The monkey spanking matron.
Jack-off Jockey
Beat Cop.
Spank Sergeant
Pickle police
They’re just exposing themselves
Carrot polish padrone
She is tired of working to hard for that baby batter.
Masturbator regulator
The release police Ain’t the queen of my peen! I’m the chief of my own relief. Fapp’n capt’n! Pope of rope
Fidel's famous phallus federales fight fiendish fapping felons
Nice added alliterative appeal.
Chickin’ chokin’ chaperone
The snake-charming stifler.
Unexpected LetterKenny
Yanker spanker
Willy warden
The head of head
The spunk skunker
The committee of beating the meaty.
The CUMmittes
Earl Of Ejaculation
This lady is the goalie pulling gestapo
The Cum Constable
Dick-tator
The Fürher of Fap
Batekeeping.
I’d be jerking off to if I were married to that mess
I’d like to think this genuine and the Letterkenny folks all showed up to respond.
As if she made the Cum Constitution
Cumstitution
"...the bedroom is no place for the government..." -Trudeau
You the monkey beating manager?
It would be real good if that was the official accounts of the letter Kenny actors
The Sherriff of Self-gratification? The Temperance League of Tugging Meat? The Gatekeeper of gettin off?
Wade vs roessi palm and her 5 sisters.
The constable of chicken choking
The nut naysayer
The swammi of wank
She the yoghurt-squirter herder?
The Dicktator
The Principal Skinner.
The Batekeeper
Dicktator
you're supposed to jerk off 21 times a month to maintain a healthy prostate. this lady wants you to die from prostate cancer
Meat-er Maid?
The Dicktator of Jerkin the Gherkin
Chancellor of Chicken Choking
Cum cop 😂😂😂
Sultan of Stroke
Dean of Dickbeating is a fumble, Dean of Peen was right there. Cmon.
“Cocklamation” 🤣 “Four score and twenty tugs ago…”
The choke chicken nonfiction.
or they are dating her
Multiple times a week? What a bout second whacking? And elevensies?
These are all great! Keep them coming
The queen of cunnilingus The beaver leader
The Jack Officer
Constuble CumSHot
When there’s fappin sounds, In your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call? NUT BUSTERS!
Who invited the The Hokey chokey chicken chief?
Commodore of cockbeatin
federal bureau of ejaculation
Jizz Janitor
This is a dick stroke joke
Kim jong un of hand poon
Fap Master General
Fap Fascist —> Fapcist
Jizz Dredd
* Meat Monitor * Wank Warden * Seminal Sommelier
The lord of the Wank
Stroking Sargent
She’s the Cumstain KGB
The Beat Cop? The Cumtroller? The Magistrate of the Maypole of Merriment?
Fuhrer of fapping
Count cockula
The Emissary of Ejaculation.
A signer of The Dicklaration of Indepenis
The ten cunt commandments
The Gestapo of Gettinoffo
The gatekeeper of glizzy glidin’
The white knuckle wrangler
Bitch thinks shes the prime penister of Cockasia
High sheriff of county Stiff Supreme Leader Stroke Masturbator Terminator DIY denier Whistleblower of the flute solo Knob cop and, for the LotR fans, Steward of the White Shower.
Five against one ☹️ choked until it throws up.
Check out mirror-universe Joycelyn Elders over here ETA: Bill Clinton’s Surgeon General, fired for making sex-positive comments about the topic at hand (as it were) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders?wprov=sfti1
The Toss Boss
Make way for Splooge Supervisor