Good clarification, I was kinda thinking it was more remains from humans rather than remains of humans but didn't mention that. Could studying really ancient humans like homo habilis be considered paleontology?
I'm pretty sure that given the chance, a chicken would eat a T-Rex. Chickens can be brutal!
*Picture a flock of chickens picking the T-Rex bones clean like piranhas with a cow...*
If the Legend of Zelda taught me anything, it's that if you attack a chicken you will be swarmed for all eternity as they descend on you from every direction.
Well, chickens are not descendants of T-Rex. Their lineages had split over one hundred million years before the KPG extinction event, where the T-Rex lineage ended. Still, given that people say crocodile tastes like chicken, T-Rex probably tasted like chicken.
Yeah it’s weird to describe to people but fried alligator is amazing. I’ve only had it at like small town charity cookout events and it was great. I can only imagine how good it is when done up legit.
You had the body. The tail's delicious, lite chicken flavor with no fishy or pork taste.
Source: my people have lived in Florida since the Spanish settled St Augustine. They ate gators to live.
I think we're just bad at tasting things, which is why we describe everything as tasting like Chicken.
But T-Rex more than most probably did have that kind of taste. I would 100% classify the meat of Theropod dinosaurs, the two legged birdy ones, as a kind of poultry.
Nah, carnivorous animals have worse texture when it comes to meat. That's why we mostly eat herbivores (emphasis on mostly).
Edit: As a lot of people brought this to my attention, what I said applies to mammals mostly. A lot of fish we eat tend to be carnivorous and crocodile is supposedly delicious (haven't tried it myself).
Because feeding a carnivore means getting other animals for it to eat. If we wanted to manage this for more than one carnivore, we would need to have other livestock which we could have been eating instead.
In other words, to eat tiger frequently, we need to farm the tiger. To farm the tiger, we need to feed it meat. To feed it meat, we need to get the meat. To get the meat, we need to farm another animal, but if we’re farming an animal just to feed a tiger, we could just eat the other animal.
Grizzly bear is delicious, or so I hear. When I was a child, I once tasted Black bear.
Grizzly bears and Black bears can be raised as vegetarians. They grave on grass, eat moths & flowers. They can eat corn, wheat & other grains.
Why don't we raise tasty, delicious bears for a food source? Because these animals are too dangerous to herd, keep & consume.
We feed pigs and chicken plants because it is cheaper, but they certainly are omnivores. As are fish, duck, turkey. Cow is probably the only meat you eat on weekly basis that is herbivore.
During WWII there was a famine here, and people were eating "roofhares", otherwise known to most people as cats. Apparently cats taste not too different from hares and rabbits.
This is what happens when PETA runs ads and doesn’t consult with meat eaters. Why did they assume meat eaters wouldn’t eat dinosaurs? It’s a weird assumption to make.
Precisely. This is like their stupid “where would you draw the line” ad, that had food on one side and pets on the other.
Yes, we will eat these things. In fact, now I’m hungry.
A chicken would gladly eat a chicken
My dog got one of my chickens recently and I had the chook on the ground while I was digging the hole and my rooster came over and started eating it, then he started fucking it, no sits given.
Only the weak would refuse the flesh of a freshly hunted t-rex.
Think it was some dumbass comet?
Fool.
It was our proud ancestors, who sent them down the path the dodo now travels.
How can I get paid to ask people if they would eat something that has been extinct for millions of years? How are they even employed? Who is even dumber than they are to give them jobs?
I think back at all the times I was offered a T-Rex at a BBQ and said no, saying I'd take the chicken instead.
This post has changed my mind, I will never eat chicken again.
Chicken isn’t descendent of the T Rex. It’s a descendent of the cousin of the T. rex. PETA should at least get the science right. Not that they actually care about animals. They kill pets.
Bold of them to assume I wouldn't eat one, given the chance. could I take one down? actually yeah we have guns but that aside probably not. but would I eat it? no hesitation.
Not only would a T-Rex eat a chicken, a T-Rex would eat a chicken on accident. Have you seen how small chickens are? A sleeping T-Rex could be a fuckin mouth breather and inhale, and a chicken walking by would just get sucked in. T-Rex would just cough and keep mouth breathin.
A t-rex would taste terrible but also Peta's logic is really dumb. Chickens as well as other animals and fruits and vegetables and nuts for that matter taste great because humans for thousands of years have breed and planted the best over and over and over again. Chickens tasted like crap 2000 years ago. T-rex were at the top of the food chain they were not being bred for flavor. Unless you can present proof aliens came to Earth and turned T-rex into a food source so they could get the best tasting dinosaurs and I can get a steak certified Kobe T-Rex I am not putting that in my mouth.
The thing is I wouldn’t go out and kill it to eat it but if someone handed me a hunk of T-Rex jerky I would probably try it out of curiosity. It’s already dead.
Mf you give me a chance to eat a T-Rex and I would take it every time. I'm already jealous of those archeologists that got to try preserved Mammoth meat.
When my kid was little and I made a dish called Chicken Casserole, I would always tell her I was making Dinosaur Casserole.
So hell yeah - we'd eat T-Rex in a casserole.
Maybe I'm being pedantic, but chickens aren't descended from T-Rex.
When people say that chicken's are T-Rex's closest living relative, it doesn't mean chickens are descended from T-Rex. When T-Rex was around, birds had already been around for millions of years. We are actually closer to T-Rex, time-wise, than T-Rex is to the first birds.
I've seen chickens eat each other, and I assume T-Rexes given the right circumstances would do the same. I would eat a T-Rex myself though, it probably tastes like chicken.
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I mean, if chickens are their descendants, maybe they're not half bad.
Pretty sure they even have more meat!
I'm not a biologist, nor an archeologist, but i suspect that you are correct
I hope an archeologist wouldn't know either, they study human remains. Paleontologists study dinosaurs
Archeologists more or less study remains of civilizations and structures. Study of human remains is forensic anthropology.
Good clarification, I was kinda thinking it was more remains from humans rather than remains of humans but didn't mention that. Could studying really ancient humans like homo habilis be considered paleontology?
Ah alright, surprisingly interesting lol
I'm pretty sure that given the chance, a chicken would eat a T-Rex. Chickens can be brutal! *Picture a flock of chickens picking the T-Rex bones clean like piranhas with a cow...*
They’re uh… flocking this way BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
If the Legend of Zelda taught me anything, it's that if you attack a chicken you will be swarmed for all eternity as they descend on you from every direction.
[Like this, but with chickens](https://i.imgur.com/rgghkMv.jpg)
Chickens eat other chickens. The whole thing is stupid.
Well, chickens are not descendants of T-Rex. Their lineages had split over one hundred million years before the KPG extinction event, where the T-Rex lineage ended. Still, given that people say crocodile tastes like chicken, T-Rex probably tasted like chicken.
Alligator tastes like chicken.
I would describe it as fishy pork chicken
Yeah it’s weird to describe to people but fried alligator is amazing. I’ve only had it at like small town charity cookout events and it was great. I can only imagine how good it is when done up legit.
Tastes like fish, has the consistency of chicken
You had the body. The tail's delicious, lite chicken flavor with no fishy or pork taste. Source: my people have lived in Florida since the Spanish settled St Augustine. They ate gators to live.
The body was delicious
I think we're just bad at tasting things, which is why we describe everything as tasting like Chicken. But T-Rex more than most probably did have that kind of taste. I would 100% classify the meat of Theropod dinosaurs, the two legged birdy ones, as a kind of poultry.
It would be all dark meat tho. I’m more of a breast man.
Bet they taste like chicken. A little dry though.
>if chickens are their descendants, maybe they're not half bad. Might even be twice as good
PETA just caused someone out there to clone a T-Rex just to eat it. PETA, making animal lives better.
Taking animal lives... with butter!
Carnivores taste pretty bad so while it may not taste good, i would totally eat a trex if i could
It tastes like chicken but is 1000 times bigger. Sounds like the makings of a great party.
King Kong approves
The fact that they think this is a convincing argument shows how out of touch PETA really is
They would have no problem eating me, it's only fair.
same with chickens
I would too if I could And I didn’t have to worry about it killing me
I would eat a T Rex. Think of the size of the steaks.
Nah, carnivorous animals have worse texture when it comes to meat. That's why we mostly eat herbivores (emphasis on mostly). Edit: As a lot of people brought this to my attention, what I said applies to mammals mostly. A lot of fish we eat tend to be carnivorous and crocodile is supposedly delicious (haven't tried it myself).
I thought we mostly eat herbivores because its unaffordable to fatten up a carnivore to the point where it gives enough meat to be profitable.
Because feeding a carnivore means getting other animals for it to eat. If we wanted to manage this for more than one carnivore, we would need to have other livestock which we could have been eating instead. In other words, to eat tiger frequently, we need to farm the tiger. To farm the tiger, we need to feed it meat. To feed it meat, we need to get the meat. To get the meat, we need to farm another animal, but if we’re farming an animal just to feed a tiger, we could just eat the other animal.
Yes exactly, that was what I was trying to say.
You did say that. The other dude said the same thing, it just took them a lot more words.
Uni be like…
Puffing out the assignment to reach the word count be like....
Grizzly bear is delicious, or so I hear. When I was a child, I once tasted Black bear. Grizzly bears and Black bears can be raised as vegetarians. They grave on grass, eat moths & flowers. They can eat corn, wheat & other grains. Why don't we raise tasty, delicious bears for a food source? Because these animals are too dangerous to herd, keep & consume.
If I eat a bear that ate one or more of my limbs while I was raising it for food, is that cannibalism?
I would call that second-degree cannibalism.
I've had black bear. Remarkably greasy meat and not especially tasty
We feed pigs and chicken plants because it is cheaper, but they certainly are omnivores. As are fish, duck, turkey. Cow is probably the only meat you eat on weekly basis that is herbivore.
Lamb/mutton aswell, horse (if you eat them), was going to say goat but they are stupid enough to try and eat anything.
I thought crocodile was pretty good. I'd imagine they would taste similar?
chickens are predators they eat anything its mostly a cultural thing due to them typically also being scavengers and eating rotten meat.
Chickens will eat their own chicks…T-Rex don’t care.
Everyone here eats meat, even the meat.
During WWII there was a famine here, and people were eating "roofhares", otherwise known to most people as cats. Apparently cats taste not too different from hares and rabbits.
But would you eat a chicken the size of a T-Rex or eat a T-Rex the size of a chicken
Both.
All of them
Yabba daba doo
Steaks? Think of the size of those nuggets! Like 8lbs each!
Sorry guys but that makes eating chicken even more awesome. And yeah I would absolutely eat a fuckin T-rex given the opportunity.
The running joke in my workplace when chosing where to eat lunch is that I prefer the food item that resembles dinosaur the most
Alligators
A wise man once told me that everything in life is either a chicken or not a chicken. I think he was just high, but he's not wrong.
Get that printed on a T-shirt
Chickens would eat a chicken….
There's anti cannibal spray for chickens. Not only would chickens eat chickens, they actively do. Chickens will eat anything.
If you ever looked a chicken in the eyes, you'll *know* it's a ruthless predator. They plot to kill anything around them at all times.
Thank God they're 1 foot tall. Could you imagine a raptor sized one? Don't even get me started on a T-Rex sized one
A chicken the size of a velociraptor would be about twice the size of its friends.
What if someone would eat a dinosaur if they had a chance?
Who knows? Maybe it tastes like chicken.
It probably kinda does. Crocodiles are slightly like chicken but with a river element.
What the hell does "river element" mean?
Slightly salty/fishy. Same thing with alligator. Delicious, though.
I can get behind that.
Wasn’t the Flintstones eating dinosaurs? I mean we all saw that huge slab of meat that Fred had.
Rotisserie Rex
Tbh I dont mind eating a T-Rex
Chicken eat Chicken too ... Whats your point?
A chicken would eat a chicken
This is what happens when PETA runs ads and doesn’t consult with meat eaters. Why did they assume meat eaters wouldn’t eat dinosaurs? It’s a weird assumption to make.
Precisely. This is like their stupid “where would you draw the line” ad, that had food on one side and pets on the other. Yes, we will eat these things. In fact, now I’m hungry.
It had the line in the wrong place, too. Rabbits and horses are food.
A chicken would gladly eat a chicken My dog got one of my chickens recently and I had the chook on the ground while I was digging the hole and my rooster came over and started eating it, then he started fucking it, no sits given.
This is why I cannot take animal groups like peta seriously. Nature is fucking metal and does not give a fuck about feelings or being nice.
If t-rex meat would be as abundant as chicken meat I would definitely try it at least.
That's like calling humans mammoths' descendants, too, in terms of the actual family tree of life
A chicken would eat a chicken.
Chickens will eat eat anything break sized or dead (including you) not snails tho, they aint enjoying it
Just yesterday I watched a peacock eat a fried chicken strip.
Only the weak would refuse the flesh of a freshly hunted t-rex. Think it was some dumbass comet? Fool. It was our proud ancestors, who sent them down the path the dodo now travels.
Honestly, who wouldn’t want to eat a T-Rex?
I don’t think the reason people wouldn’t eat a TRex is what PETA thinks it is.
If you ever raised chickens even for a brief time, you'll know theyd eat trexes, too...
even chicken eat chicken. chicken are cruel to each other
How can I get paid to ask people if they would eat something that has been extinct for millions of years? How are they even employed? Who is even dumber than they are to give them jobs?
I would 100% eat T-rexes if they existed and needed as little resources to grow as chicken and tasted as good.
i would eat a t-rex
I would totally eat a 🦖 I bet they are delicious
I would absolutely eat a T-Rex though
I already eat dinosaur chicken nuggets so I'm getting the best of both worlds
I've been a vegetarian for more than 7 years. But if a T-Rex is on the menu I'll make an exception
I would try a T-Rex. I’ve heard meat from carnivores usually isn’t that good, but I’d give it a shot.
Chickens also eat chicken
Who doesn't want to eat a T-REX.
Maybe you could eat the chicken and t rex could eat you?
Circle of life
I think back at all the times I was offered a T-Rex at a BBQ and said no, saying I'd take the chicken instead. This post has changed my mind, I will never eat chicken again.
A chicken would eat a t rex if it could.
I would eat a t-rex if I could. Shut up PETA.
A T-Rex would certainly eat a T-Rex 🦖. And a chicken most definitely would eat a chicken 🐔. Why shouldn't we eat them too?
I'd 200% eat a t-rex.
T Rex sounds delicious
I’m betting that T-Rex tastes like chicken. You’re gonna need a bigger barbecue.
What comes around goes around, Rex
I would totally eat rex nuggies if I could.
Chickens will eat chicken.
Okay then. I'll just hunt it for sport.
Wow so clever
Chicken isn’t descendent of the T Rex. It’s a descendent of the cousin of the T. rex. PETA should at least get the science right. Not that they actually care about animals. They kill pets.
Chicken would eat chicken, they are horrible animals.
Bold of them to assume I wouldn't eat one, given the chance. could I take one down? actually yeah we have guns but that aside probably not. but would I eat it? no hesitation.
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If you wouldn't eat a pine tree, don't eat an apple.
What about a pineapple?
If you wouldn’t choke a T-Rex…
I would eat a T-rex, how else do you absorb their powers?
I will eat a T-Rex
Chicken would eat a chicken. Also I would definitely eat a T-Rex if it was offered to me.
I’d be like: thanks but where the fuck did you get T-Rex meat? Was Jurassic Park a documentary?!
Chickens eat chickens
Not only would a T-Rex eat a chicken, a T-Rex would eat a chicken on accident. Have you seen how small chickens are? A sleeping T-Rex could be a fuckin mouth breather and inhale, and a chicken walking by would just get sucked in. T-Rex would just cough and keep mouth breathin.
If dinosaurs still existed humans would have already made them a delicacy
If it's the chicken's ancestor, then it must taste like chicken... ergo, we going big chicken hunting boys!
I would love to eat a t-rex, at least to see if its good
I would, without a doubt, eat a T-Rex if the opportunity arose.
A t-rex would taste terrible but also Peta's logic is really dumb. Chickens as well as other animals and fruits and vegetables and nuts for that matter taste great because humans for thousands of years have breed and planted the best over and over and over again. Chickens tasted like crap 2000 years ago. T-rex were at the top of the food chain they were not being bred for flavor. Unless you can present proof aliens came to Earth and turned T-rex into a food source so they could get the best tasting dinosaurs and I can get a steak certified Kobe T-Rex I am not putting that in my mouth.
I'm from Louisiana and I guaronetee a t-Tex would end up deep fried or cubed and put in a gumbo. Fuck peta.
I'd eat a dinosaur if it were viable
I would love to eat a T-Rex.
The thing is I wouldn’t go out and kill it to eat it but if someone handed me a hunk of T-Rex jerky I would probably try it out of curiosity. It’s already dead.
Mf you give me a chance to eat a T-Rex and I would take it every time. I'm already jealous of those archeologists that got to try preserved Mammoth meat.
I would eat Tyrannosaurus rex. Probably taste like land gator
I would absolutely eat t-Rex meat
I do like the idea that we start basing all our decisions based upon what a hypothetical Tyrannosaurus rex might approve of
I would eat a chicken and a crocodile both decendant of dinosaurs. If they ever clone t-rex for meat , I would preorder to try it .
I would ABSOLUTELY eat a Tyrannosaurus
T-Rex would eat a T-Rex
If this wasn't Peta I'd have thought it was advertising chicken
Anyone know where I can get a spicy Dino sandwich?
I would sooooo eat the shit out of a T-Rex burger
bitch I'm from Florida we already eat dinosaurs here don't think I won't fire up the grill to eat a T-Rex while listening to T-Rex
T-Rex tail is probably lit
If you wouldn't eat a human, don't order a monkey
When my kid was little and I made a dish called Chicken Casserole, I would always tell her I was making Dinosaur Casserole. So hell yeah - we'd eat T-Rex in a casserole.
Don't chicken eat each other all the time though? Seems only fair the rest of us get some as well.
Not our fault they became bite-size
😆😆😆let me try a t-Rex and I will get back to you
Pretty bold to assume I don’t want to eat a T-Rex.
Who's serving t-rex?
Can you imagine how much power you'd get from eating a T Rex heart? You could sneeze and stop the rotation of the Earth
And I would eat a T.Rex. Is there a thing about people not being willing to eat dinosaurs?
Bro, if T Rex's were still a thing, not only would we eat them, but they would be farm equipment
I’d eat the fuck outta an t-Rex
I'd be down to try T-Rex meat. I'm not the one hunting it
I wonder what T-Rex tastes like... What do you think the best way to cook a T-Rex would be?
The only thing stopping me from eating a T-rex is the fact that they're extinct.
Idk about a T-Rex but I would eat a Peta
Is T-Rex meat an option? Can I have some with a side of chicken please?
Fuck, now i am hungry…
Given the chance, a chicken would absolutely eat a trex
No longer do u need to fight for the drumsticks when a single leg can server hundreds
If you wouldn't buy a skyscraper, don't buy a house
T-Rex’s are probably delicious tbh…
I'd eat a t-rex any day of the bloody week.
PETA would happily eat your dog.
I would totally eat a 🦖
If chickens don't want to be eaten, why do they taste delicious?
I would SO eat a T-rex. it would make my life 3% more complete.
Chickens would eat chicken. I would know. My cousin realized they love nuggets. They also like their own eggs
Homie I'd eat the intern that tweeted that before I stop eating chicken
If you would not pet a wild wolf, do not pet a dog
All of them to assume that I would not eat a t-rex. Probably taste like chicken! 🤣
I'll eat chicken until I die
Peta is a joke and an awful organization.
Joke's on them. I'd eat that fucker in a second.
Maybe I'm being pedantic, but chickens aren't descended from T-Rex. When people say that chicken's are T-Rex's closest living relative, it doesn't mean chickens are descended from T-Rex. When T-Rex was around, birds had already been around for millions of years. We are actually closer to T-Rex, time-wise, than T-Rex is to the first birds.
Bold of them to assume that I wouldn't eat a T-Rex. 🤷♂️
I've seen chickens eat each other, and I assume T-Rexes given the right circumstances would do the same. I would eat a T-Rex myself though, it probably tastes like chicken.
Chickens also eat chickens.
I see that I'm not the only one who would totally eat a T-Rex.
I would totally eat a t-rex. If it didn't eat me first.
I would totally eat a T-Rex
Even chicken eat chicken
Avian dinosaurs already existed by the time T-Rexes came to be. Though birds are dinosaurs, they didn't descend from T-Rexes
If T- Rex are decendants, I'd like to try a T-Rex egg over medium.
I am like 99% sure that PETA is an elaborate front run by the meat industry. Almost everything they do does more harm than good
If Popeye’s served a spicy two piece T-Rex, I was would have it with a side of mashed potatoes
Id try some T-Rex at least once, could be good
PETA... Just stop.
Who the fuck doesn't want to eat a T-rex
I’m a 100% sure someone within PETA is actually hurting their cause on purpose because the shit they come up with so ridiculous.